Chapter 142: Poisonous Chicken Soup
Cheng Yuanzhi's actions, in Liu Bei's eyes, were worried, so many generals, Cheng Yuanzhi had arranged them, but Liu Bei was missing.
As for Zhang Ning, that is Cheng Yuanzhi's wife, even if Cheng Yuanzhi doesn't pull out a dime and doesn't give Zhang Ning anything, at night, when he goes back to the room, Zhang Ning has a way to make Cheng Yuanzhi vomit out all the dime.
Liu Bei can't compare with himself, and he doesn't want to compare with Zhang Ning, Liu Bei is a dignified nine-foot man, and he pursues the sea of stars, not Cheng Yuanzhi's boudoir. Liu Bei is extremely sure of this, and he is absolutely convinced that he is not a girl.
If you are whipped, you will be whipped!
Ask more, in case Cheng Yuanzhi is careless and missed, open your mouth to mention it, maybe Cheng Yuanzhi will be taken care of.
"The state pastor, all the generals have responsibilities and arrangements, and if they are not prepared, they also want to share their worries for the state pastor, and ask the state pastor to show them." Liu Bei got up cautiously, stood on tiptoe, leaned over to Cheng Yuanzhi, and asked in a low voice.
Hearing this, Cheng Yuanzhi was happy, and he was waiting for you Liu Bei Liu Xuande, and said secretly:
"Oh, let you talk a lot and take care of the family affairs of the state pastor. I have long wanted to tease you Liu Bei, and I will see if you dare to come forward in the future. When does the herd want to see the old man, he will go when he wants, I really think that I don't need to give gifts to see the old man? Back and forth, how can you, Liu Bei, a single dog, understand? ”
Cheng Yuanzhi let go of the cup on the table, put down the leg in his hand, raised his head, pretended to be remorseful, quite guilty, and said embarrassedly:
"Oh, Xuande, Benzhou Mu forgot, it's really not right to Benzhou Mu, come, Benzhou Mu first punished a glass of wine, in order to show his fault, this cup of respect for Xuande, come, all the generals will also drink together. The pastor of Benzhou has said, whoever comes to the pastor of Benzhou will not bend to his talents, rest assured, there is a suitable position. ”
Cheng Yuanzhi took everyone away for a cup first, looked at Liu Bei with a happy face and a look of expectation, and continued:
"Xuande, you are both civil and military, wise and brave, you are really a rare talent. Since Xuande followed the Honshu pastor, he has experienced several battles, and he has been meritorious and diligent, and the Honshu pastor has remembered it. At present, there is a major event in the army, which must be Xuande. Listen, Xuande, the pastor of Benzhou ordered you to be in charge of the soldiers and horses of the headquarters, take you as a general, make you an official, act as the grain and grass officer of the whole army, and do a good job in the supply of logistics grain and grass for the army, there must be no mistake. ”
"Xuande, don't underestimate the grain and grass officer, without the grain and grass officer, the whole army will have to drink the northwest wind. Grain and grass can be big or small. The art of war is cloudy, the soldiers and horses have not moved, and the grain and grass go first. Although Xuande is talented, any official position can be long-sleeved and good at dancing, but tomorrow morning, Gongwei will return to Yingchuan, and there is no old man in the army now, so please pay more attention to Xuande. ”
Before, Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao had sent out 20,000 soldiers, and at first they thought that Cheng Yuanzhi was going to do the work of unloading the mill and killing the donkey, but with Liu Bei's trouble, they took off all the soldiers and horses of Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao, so that Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao became the commanders of the light pole, and they only had official positions but no real power.
Until Cheng Yuanzhi gave Liu Bei a grain and grass official, Zhang Liang and Zhang Bao were greatly relieved and relieved, this niece and son-in-law finally did not forget his roots, and there was a trace of human touch, not bad.
When Liu Bei heard it at the beginning, he was stunned, it turned out that Cheng Yuanzhi was waiting here.
Headquarters soldiers? Hehe, that's not 500 soldiers and horses. The three brothers of Taoyuan Yiyi, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are all in charge of 10,000 soldiers and horses, forming an army of their own, but if Liu Bei is a grain and grass official, there will always be 500 soldiers and horses under his command, so how can he mix, and how can he be the leading big brother.
Grain and grass officer? Can this also be called an official? The so-called grain and grass officer, in fact, is in charge of the food, drink and Lazar of the whole army, as well as the transportation of grain, grass and baggage and other materials, there is a Mao meaning, Liu Bei does not want to become a peak chef, let alone become a military general with express delivery attributes like Xiahou Yuan.
However, Liu Bei couldn't refuse, he could only take the initiative to jump into the pit, just now Liu Bei took the initiative to ask for an official, Cheng Yuanzhi gave Liu Bei in front of the generals, and the position of grain and grass official is also an official.
"Thank you to the state pastor, Bei must do a good job of logistics supply guarantee such as grain and grass, not to mention how well the whole army can eat, as long as the grain and grass in the army are still available, Bei here dares to ensure that the night snack is enough, and will never let a person and a horse go hungry. Horses are not fertile without night grass, and people are not strong without night snacks! ”
Liu Bei responded happily, but he kept encouraging himself in his heart, to believe in the three hundred and sixty lines, to be the champion of the line, to be a grain and grass official, then to be the strongest grain and grass official.
Liu Bei believes that the grain and grass officials are only temporary, as long as the official position of the plain minister is still there, and the treatment is not reduced, sooner or later there will be a day to turn over.
Liu Bei's strength, no one knows better than Cheng Yuanzhi, there is really a big war coming, Cheng Yuanzhi will definitely reuse Liu Bei, gold will always shine, Liu Bei is not afraid that he will waste his life in the position of grain and grass official and be buried in vain.
Cheng Yuanzhi looked at Liu Bei Nengeng, and couldn't help but nodded, this Liu Bei is still a late bloomer, not arrogant or impatient, although most people can fight against the wind, but among the generals under his command, only Liu Bei is the only one who can maintain a normal heart in adversity, not affected by adversity, and fall into his mind, but the more frustrated he becomes, the more courageous he becomes, and he has been defeated and defeated repeatedly.
"Good! This cup respects all the generals here, you can rest assured, as long as you follow the state pastor, the larger the territory of the state pastor, the higher your official position, and you will never break your word. Come on, do it! ”
Cheng Yuanzhi raised his wine glass and poured a bowl of poisonous chicken soup into the generals below.
The more turf is played, but the more territory is given to the generals under his command, but only to the generals under his command to be promoted and given additional treatment, this feeling is like the blessing advocated by the boss of the company:
"As long as you work hard and work hard, I can buy an extra BMW next year."
As for the dividends of shares, don't think about it, at most it will increase the salary.
The generals hurriedly raised their glasses and drank to congratulate Cheng Yuanzhi. There's no way, this is a troubled time, I don't have the strength these days, I can't do it alone at all, otherwise I don't know how to die. Besides, it's all part-time jobs anyway, just choose a boss who is not too black-hearted.
Working for Cheng Yuanzhi, it seems that the future is much better than Cao Cao's.
The next day, early in the morning.
Zhu Jun, who was old and couldn't sleep, got up early in the morning and led 5,000 Yingchuan soldiers to leave Changshe and return to Yingchuan. Maybe it was because of the lack of Huangfu Song and Zhu Jun, Zhu Jun didn't sleep well last night.
Alas! Who let Zhu Jun sleep with Zhang Fei, who snored like thunder, and Guan Yu, who smelled salted fish feet, made Zhu Jun feel like an arrow, and he couldn't be stable.
And Liu Bei is even worse than Zhu Jun, Liu Bei didn't close his eyes all night, he couldn't sleep if he wanted to, and he had to get up in the middle of the night to eat and drink for tens of thousands of troops, and he was so sad that he regretted pouring too much poisonous chicken soup on himself.