Chapter 34: Gorgeous performance, parents-in-law are shocked
After entering the room, the Earl lifted the quilt to welcome his wife in, and said, "Shen Lang is still studying, let him rest early, be careful of hurting his eyes." ”
The lady puffed up and said, "He fell asleep before the morning." ”
Going to bed before nine o'clock is a bit excessive.
The Earl was furious: "If you don't learn and don't know, you can't finish it for two months, so I'll teach him a lesson tomorrow." ”
But the Earl said in his heart: Madam, you are going to lose.
This male ** yang is upside down.
......
Soon after dawn, Shen Lang opened his eyes and saw the Earl standing in front of him with a frosty face.
"Shen Lang, are you dissatisfied with me?" the earl said.
Shen Lang got up and meticulously saluted the earl: "No, the son-in-law's admiration for his father-in-law is like a surging river." ”
Lord Earl: "When I asked you to recite the "Jin Family Motto", I regarded you as my own, not only did you memorize it, but also lay down and went to sleep early, doesn't this mean that you are dissatisfied with me?"
Shen Lang said: "My father-in-law misunderstood, that is the son-in-law has already finished memorizing." ”
Suddenly, the Earl trembled with anger and said, "Nonsense, you are dizzy." It took me a whole month to memorize it, and it took Mulan a full twenty-three days to memorize it, so how long did you memorize it, just one night. You actually said that you were done memorizing, are you talking in your sleep, or do you think I am a three-year-old?"
Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, my son-in-law is really done, I don't believe you took the exam." ”
The Earl took the fifty-thousand-word family motto and glanced at the whip on his waist.
Shen Lang is a son-in-law, as a father-in-law, he can't fight, it's not easy to fight, it's not like his own son, he can fight if he wants.
But if he is really so ignorant and talks nonsense in front of his father-in-law, then don't blame him for using a whip to discipline.
It doesn't matter if you can't memorize it, or even if you're lazy and don't read, it's not a big deal, after all, the son-in-law doesn't have to take on too much responsibility.
But lying, it's a big problem.
"Shen Lang, if you enter my house, you are half of me. If my own son can fight, you and I can fight. The Earl said coldly: "I'll check a few chapters, if you can't memorize it, don't blame me for using the family law." ”
At this time, the countess hurried in and said, "Husband, if you can't recite it, you can't recite it, don't use the family law." Shen Lang has fine skin and tender meat, not like Cong'er has been used to being beaten since he was a child, with rough skin and thick meat, if you really hurt him, how can you explain it to his parents. ”
"It doesn't matter if you can't recite it, but if you talk nonsense in front of your elders, you should be beaten. The Earl said, "The two in-laws are reasonable people, and I am sure they will understand." ”
The Earl untied the whip from his waist, and as long as Shen Lang couldn't carry it, he immediately used the family method.
The countess said, "Lang'er, you immediately confess your mistake to your father-in-law. ”
Shen Lang said: "Mother-in-law, don't worry, my son-in-law will not let you down." ”
"Look at it, look at it, it's still full of nonsense. The Earl casually turned a page and said, "What is the content of the fifth chapter of my "Jin Family Motto", recite it." If you can't carry it, your flesh will suffer today. ”
The whip in the Earl's hand was ready to move.
At this time, Mulan rushed in and said, "Father, don't be angry, Shen Lang is his daughter's husband, he did something wrong, and his daughter apologized to you on his behalf." ”
Shen Lang recited word by word: "The fifth chapter of the "Jin Family Motto" Wind Exercises, "Li" said: "Seeing it seems to be a sight, and it is famous for its heart." "I feel something, I feel sorry for my heart, if I am in a calm and ordinary place, I am fortunate to have to declare my affection. It must be unavoidable, and it should be endured, just like uncles, brothers, and cool ancestors, who can be cut off for life? Gaizhi is famous ......"
(Note: This article is from "Yan's Family Motto", and I will borrow the passages that do not contradict history.) )
Shen Lang recited the fifth part of the family motto more than 2,000 words word by word, without a single mistake.
And the speech is clear, and the tone is frustrated.
The Countess, the Countess, and Mulan were all stunned, almost unable to believe their ears.
How is this possible?
Lord Earl didn't believe it, and felt that Shen Lang was lucky, and he happened to turn to the one he had memorized.
So, he casually turned a page and said, "Chapter 16 of the family motto, recite it to me completely." ”
Shen Lang did not pause at all, and recited directly: "The internal and external teachings are originally one, but they gradually accumulate into differences, and the depths are different. At the beginning of the inner canon, there are five kinds of prohibitions, and the outer canon is benevolent, righteous, courteous, wise, and faithful, all of which are consistent with it. The benevolent are forbidden not to kill, the righteous are forbidden not to steal, the proprietors are forbidden to be evil, the wise are forbidden not to drink, and the believers are ......forbidden to be foolish."
Only three minutes later, Shen Lang finished reciting again.
It's still word for word!
Next, Lord Earl did not believe in evil, and pulled out several chapters one after another, and Shen Lang's recitation was completely smooth.
Later, Lord Earl simply didn't let him be specific to a certain chapter, but suddenly read out a paragraph, and then asked Shen Lang to take it.
It's a killer move.
The earl's father and grandfather used this trick before, and they all worked repeatedly, and the earl didn't know how many times he planted it when he was young.
However, Shen Lang didn't pause at all, as soon as the earl's voice fell, he almost didn't have to recall and think, and went straight ahead.
It didn't feel like he was memorizing, as if he had written the whole book.
At the end of the recitation, he also happily interpreted the meaning of the middle way and expressed his inner feelings after reading.
I didn't memorize a single word, not even the rhythm, not even the slowness and hesitation.
Perfect performance!
The three masters of the Earl's Court were so shocked that they couldn't close their eyes.
This...... This is incredible!
But...... This doesn't make sense.
When the Earl was still the prince of the Earl's Court, although he had to practice martial arts and read every day, it took at least two or three hours to recite this family motto, and it took more than a month to memorize it.
Mulan is talented and intelligent, and it took twenty-three days.
Shen Lang only took one night.
This...... It's amazing.
Mulan's beautiful eyes widened, and she carefully looked at Shen Lang's face.
Is this really my husband? What about the legendary low-IQ imbecile?
The Countess was a woman, so she quickly relented.
Because it's great news.
"Lang'er is so powerful, she behaved so well that she didn't embarrass her mother. The countess's gaze at Shen Lang was full of tenderness.
Then, she said solemnly to the Earl, "Husband, I have won, twenty-nine times!"
What twenty-nine times?
Shen Lang and Mulan are a little confused?
Could it be that there are any ulterior transactions between father-in-law and mother-in-law?
The earl's face was a little red, and he waved his hand and said, "Okay, madam, you take Mulan out, I have something to say to Shen Lang." ”
The lady looked happy and a little angry, and walked straight outside.
The Earl said, "Madame, why are you going?"
"Beat your son, stupid as a pig. Madame said.
A fat man felt his ears heat up and shrunk his body.
I didn't make any mistakes today, so I won't suffer unjustified disasters.
......
The earl once wondered if Shen Lang had memorized the Jin family motto before?
But he soon dispelled this idea, this family motto was only the right to be recited by the children of the family, and it was not circulated outside at all.
Besides, this is not a martial arts cheat, except for the Jin family itself, outsiders will not be treasured.
"How did you do that, Lang'er?" asked the Earl.
Shen Lang said: "One day at the end of summer this year, the heat has not completely faded, the locust rice has been harvested, and the seedlings of the second season have just been inserted into the field......
The Earl said: "Speak human words." ”
Shen Lang said: "Four days ago, I was seriously ill in the Xu family and almost died. Or that he has died in the past, and when he comes back to life again, he finds that his brain has become very bright, and his memory is very good, and he will never forget it. ”
"After death?" said the Earl.
Shen Lang said: "So to speak. ”
The Earl pondered for a moment and said, "This is the rumored enlightenment, although it is very rare, but it is not impossible. One hundred and eighty years ago, a certain ancestor of my Jin clan was resurrected when he was dying, from a waste to a martial arts genius, and made great contributions to the family, and the monarch wanted to add him to the rank of knight, but he refused, and instead asked for a new fief. It was in his hands that my Jin family's fiefdom reached its peak, a full 5,000 square kilometers, and now there is not even a third left. ”
Then, the Earl said solemnly, "This is your blessing, but know how to be more respectful, and don't get carried away because of it, understand?"
"Yes. Shen Lang said.
Lord Earl said: "You studied for ten years before, and you didn't even graduate from the school in the town, which can be seen to be extremely rare. Now that your brain has become bright, you must not waste your studies, but pick up all these homework. ”
"Yes. Shen Lang said.
Study?
In his previous life, Shen Lang had been reading for more than ten years, and he had long been annoyed.
It's just that no matter what my father-in-law says, he obediently agrees.
Finally, the Earl has finished his lesson.
Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, you promised before, as long as I finish reciting the "Jin Family Motto" and lift the ban, I can restore my freedom, you can see ......"
So you're waiting here?
Lord Count took a deep breath.
He can see that this son-in-law is not worried.
On the surface, he promised to be beautiful, but he was no longer obedient, and he turned around and immediately left it behind.
Very skinny.
He really had the heart to refuse, but what he said must be counted.
Since he promised to lift Shen Lang's grounding order, he must not break his promise.
"Well, your lockdown has been lifted. "Lord Earl, I am really unwilling in my heart.
This was the shortest lockdown in his history, and it was only one night that made Shen Lang sleep in the study.
The Earl said, "You still want to go to Hetian Hengdou?"
"Yes, the son-in-law will go right away. Shen Lang nodded and said, "I said yesterday that Tian Heng must break Tian Shisan's legs in public and let him sweep the floor with his majesty." When it comes to doing it, otherwise what prestige will there be? I will never be able to raise my head and be a man in the future. ”