Chapter 33: Fighting with my father-in-law is endlessly fun and caught off guard
The Earl opened this family motto and said with emotion: "Although I have memorized this family motto backwards, I still read it often, so as not to forget it and lose my way." Shen Lang, you are half of my son, and now you are also a member of the Jin family, you have the right and obligation to learn this family motto. ”
"Yes!" Shen Lang respectfully accepted the book.
The Earl said: "My Jin family's children, everyone must memorize this family motto backwards. When you finish memorizing this book, the lockdown will be lifted, and you can go wherever you want. ”
"Ah......" Shen Lang was stunned and said, "Then, how many words are there in this family motto?"
"It's not much, it's only 50,000 words. I used it for a month, Mulan is smart, and it only took twenty-three days to memorize it. The Earl said, "You must memorize it word for word before you can leave this study, understand?"
Oh my God?
50,000 words, and you still have to memorize it word for word?
985,211 How long do you have to memorize 50,000 words?
Shen Lang already has an excellent memory, but it took at least half a day to memorize an essay of more than 1,000 words in high school.
And the more words, the more difficult it is to memorize, and the difficulty increases exponentially.
For the children of the Kim family, reciting the family motto is a painful memory for every generation.
Seeing Shen Lang's bitter expression, Lord Earl's heart was happy.
The magic is one foot high, and the road is one foot high.
I can be obedient to any young man, and you Shen Lang is no exception.
Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, what you say counts? After I finish reciting this "Jin Family Motto", you will set me free." ”
"Of course it counts. The Earl said: "You can carry it well, and you are not allowed to leave a single step until you finish it, and I will bring you food and a change of clothes every day." ”
Then the Earl said in his heart: "When you finish memorizing, at least more than a month later, you won't want to go out and mess around tomorrow." ”
"Jin Zhong, did you hear that, before my uncle finished reciting, he was not allowed to leave the study for a single step. The Earl ordered again.
"Yes!" Jin Zhong said loudly.
Then, the Earl left directly.
And Shen Lang took this 50,000-word "Jin's Family Motto" and quickly flipped through it.
......
A moment later!
Mulan walked in and set the food she had served.
She is the daughter of the Earl's Court, and Shen Lang is a son-in-law, but she did not put any shelf in front of Shen Lang from beginning to end.
In addition to not being able to have sex with her, she meticulously fulfills her responsibilities as a wife.
"Husband, your eldest brother is out of danger, and Dr. An said that he will wake up in two or three days. "Magnolia Road.
Shen Lang said: "Lady, let me correct it again, he is a big fool, not my eldest brother." ”
Mulan said: "He's a big fool, you're a second fool, aren't you just a brother?"
Shen Lang was speechless.
You're beautiful, you're 36E, you're right about anything!
Watching Shen Lang eating, Mulan asked: "Husband, how did Dasha get hurt, and why did he delay until now, Dr. An said that if it was an hour or two late, maybe he wouldn't be able to save it." ”
Shen Lang told Mulan what happened to Dasha.
"How can this be reasonable, there is such a father, it is better than a beast!" Mulan was very angry and said angrily: "Don't worry, husband, we will definitely do our best to cure Dasha, and then let him follow you, and we won't let him go hungry." ”
Shen Lang stopped his chopsticks, looked at her gently, and said, "Thank you, lady." ”
Mulan was a little uncomfortable by his gaze, and couldn't help but say, "Husband, what were you doing just now?"
Shen Lang said: "I was grounded by my father-in-law, and I have to finish reciting the "Jin Family Motto" before I can be free. ”
Mulan said: "Reciting this book is the nightmare of every Jin disciple, and it took me twenty-three days to memorize it. ”
This is almost the best result of the Jin family in the past few decades, Mulan said with pride.
Then, Mulan said, "Husband is in a hurry to go out?"
Of course, Shen Lang was in a hurry to go out, if he couldn't let Tian Heng break Tian Thirteen's legs tomorrow, he Shen Lang's face would be lost.
"I'm going to plead with my father and get him to lift your ban. "Magnolia Road.
Shen Lang smiled, shook his head and said, "No need, this will damage the prestige of my father-in-law." ”
This father-in-law is very good, and Shen Lang has to think about him.
Mulan looked at Shen Lang for a while, and said, "That husband is well in the study, and I will send the meals and a change of clothes every day." As for Tian Heng's side, please relax your husband, once I find an opportunity, I will definitely seek justice for you. ”
Shen Lang said: "Thank you, lady." ”
But the revenge of the Xu family, the Lin family and Tian Heng must be avenged by him in person.
It is already very satisfying to be able to take advantage of the Earl's Mansion, if the Earl's Mansion has to take revenge, then Shen Lang is really too useless.
......
After Mulan left, Shen Lang began to endorse hard.
Oh no!
To be precise, he was flipping through a book, and he only read each page for half a minute at most.
It doesn't feel like you're endorsing, you're taking pictures.
That's right, Shen Lang did seem to be taking pictures.
The alien laptop has become a brain in the body, and the eyes are like a camera, and after a careful look, the information can be completely recorded in the brain.
This "Jin's Family Motto" is 50,000 words and about 200 pages.
It only took Shen Lang more than an hour to memorize it all.
To be exact, it was completely recorded.
Word for word, if there is punctuation, he will not even make a punctuation mistake.
It took the Earl a full thirty-three days, and Mulan a full twenty-three days.
The earl's son has not finished memorizing until now, he can forget 300 words by memorizing a thousand words, and he probably won't be able to memorize it in his life.
Shen Lang's record is absolutely unprecedented, and there is no one to come.
There was a bed in the study, and Shen Lang lay down comfortably.
Then he hesitated, should he go to his father-in-law now to pretend to be forced, or tomorrow morning?
Forget it, let's start tomorrow morning.
You have to have a conscience, your father-in-law is good, you are too hard to slap in the face now.
It's a lot of fun to fight with your father-in-law!
"Alas, it's a lonely pillow again, and I don't know when my boy's body will break?"
"When will I be able to sleep with a slick, fragrant woman?"
"I can't sleep alone, I can't sleep alone, how can I sleep?"
Five minutes later, Shen Lang fell asleep.
Hearing the snoring inside, Jin Zhong, who was guarding the door outside, felt a burst of disdain in his heart.
When is this time?
It was just when I arrived in Hai (more than nine o'clock in the evening), this Aunt Shen went to bed, and she didn't memorize well, and even the prince knew that he would read until late at night.
In this way, the year of the monkey and Ma Yue can finish memorizing this "Jin's Family Motto", just wait for a year and a half in the study.
No profit is no profit!
......
In the Earl's room.
"I think Shen Lang is a good kid. The Countess said: "Not as unlearned as rumored, he looks like a bad boy, but in fact he is a good boy, and I am the most accurate person." ”
"The heart is not bad, but it is too impetuous and frivolous, and it needs to be disciplined well. The Earl said, "I have grounded him, and he has been fooled around." ”
"Grounded?" the countess said softly, "He has just entered our mansion, and you punish him, will it make him complain?"
"No, it won't. The earl said: "I asked him to recite the "Jin Family Motto", when to recite it and when to regain his freedom." Only family members are qualified to recite this precept, and I mean that I do not treat him as an outsider. ”
"Husband, you are so insidious. The Countess said.
"The devil is one foot high, the road is one foot high, I don't believe that I can't subdue this monkey. The Earl laughed and said, "Wait, he doesn't want to memorize these 50,000 words in fifty days, and he doesn't want to come out of the study." ”
The countess said: "That's not necessarily, everyone says that he doesn't learn and can't learn, and after he got married that day, he was literate but even Zhang Boyan won." Maybe he'll be able to memorize it in less than a month, and he'll be even better than you. ”
"No way. The Earl said: "It took me thirty-three days, and Shen Lang will take at least one and a half months, even if he is not as stupid as the legend, can he be smarter than me?"
"Not necessarily, I think he's very clever, maybe he will win you, I think people are very accurate. The countess's beautiful eyes were sly for a while, and she said, "Otherwise, make a bet." ”
The Countess is almost forty years old this year, and while she is graceful and elegant, she is still beautiful.
At this time, the cunning and charming eyes flashed, and it looked like he was twenty years old, which made the earl love in his heart.
"Husband, if Shen Lang wins you, when you do things in the future, I will be above and you will be below. The Countess said.
The car drove so suddenly that the Earl's face turned red, and he almost immediately covered his wife's mouth.
The dignified countess, how can she say such presumptuous words, what kind of system, what kind of system.
"The lady is a beautiful lady, so she can say such presumptuous words. The Earl said: "Insult Sven, insult Sven!"
"Hmph!" said the countess, "is there anything that cannot be said in the bed between husband and wife, and you are pedantic, can you agree?"
The Earl said with a red face: "This, isn't this reversing yin and yang, nonsense, really nonsense!"
The countess said: "With a month as the time limit, if Shen Lang recites this "Jin Family Motto" in a month, we will not win or lose, he will recite it in one day, and I will be on it once." ”
"Nonsense, nonsense...... "Lord Earl is old-fashioned.
The countess said: "It's so decided, outside the male lead, inside the female lead, I can't even do this little thing, what's the point of this lady doing it?"
The earl said: "Madam, outside the male protagonist, the female protagonist is not solved like this." ”
The lady said, "Husband, are you showing that you read a lot?"
"No, for the husband. The Earl said.
The Countess got up straight from the bed, put on her clothes and walked out of the room.
When the earl saw that his wife left the bed, it was empty, and he couldn't help but say, "Why are you going?"
He is very attached to the quilt with his wife, warm and happy.
The countess said: "Uncle must be studying hard all night now, I want to cook a bowl of walnut and lotus seed soup to replenish his brain." ”
After a full hour, the walnut lotus seed soup was cooked, and the countess packed the food box and sent it to Shen Lang in person.
For the sake of happiness in the future, she also worked hard.
......
When I came to the outside of the study, I saw that the lights were still on.
The countess secretly said in her heart, she is really a good and virtuous son-in-law, and she is still studying hard so late at night.
It is rumored outside that Shen Lang has no learning skills, and it really makes no sense to be lazy and lazy.
"Meet Madame. When Jin Zhong saw the countess, he immediately bowed down in astonishment.
"The light is still on inside, so my uncle is studying hard inside. The Countess said, "He has really worked hard, and I will bring him a bowl of walnut and lotus seed soup to relieve his hunger." ”
What a good mother-in-law.
Jin Zhong said embarrassedly: "Uncle, I'm already asleep." ”
Belch!
Suddenly, the mother-in-law was even more embarrassed.
"When did he sleep?" asked the countess.
Jin Zhong said: "It's not until the end of the day." ”
This, this is even lazier than his son, his fat son still reads late into the night every day.
"Hmph! A little thing without a conscience, the rumors are really true, it's really delicious and lazy, and it doesn't learn and has no skills. The Countess was angry, and said to herself, turning away.
She is afraid that she will lose miserably in her bet with her husband.