Volume 2: This is the Beginning of the Excitement Chapter 83: Two Rising Little Official Stars

Brother Ning and Fat Ball were each wearing a longevity robe walking on the street in the town, and the passers-by couldn't help but look at the two of them in surprise, and Fat Ball noticed it and whispered to Brother Ning: Brother Ning, we seem to have become monkeys, and everyone is looking at us strangely.

Of course, Brother Ning also saw this phenomenon, and he couldn't help but say extremely excitedly: That's right, this proves that we are indeed different, so it has attracted people's attention.

Hearing this, Fat Ball said with some worry: Will people arrest us as neurotics?

Brother Ning glared at the fat ball and said: Nonsense, we are just different, what are you doing with us.

After that, he looked up at the sky, and then said: It's almost dark, hurry up and find a hat.

Hearing this, Fat Ball said reluctantly: The whole town is almost all over and there is no hat we want, maybe there is no one, let's not look for it, I'm hungry, let's eat.

Hearing this, Brother Ning shook his head and said: What about Grandma, I don't believe it, such a big town doesn't have the hat we want, go, and take a look at the front few houses.

Fat Ball Road: Brother Ning, you are learning from your eldest brother again.

Brother Ning said: The words of the eldest brother are very individual, why can't I learn from the eldest brother.

Fat Ball nodded and said: Yes, the eldest brother is really very individual, and I also learned from the eldest brother to speak, what about a dry-skinned grandmother.

Brother Ning immediately corrected: The eldest brother's sentence is, what about the dry skin grandma, there is not a word.

Fat Ball was not convinced: Doesn't it seem more individualistic if I add a word?

The two of them quarreled like this and walked forward, and after a while, Brother Ning and Fat Ball walked into a grocery store.

Behind the counter, an old man in his sixties was doing his work with his head down, and he didn't see the two of them walk in.

The two came to the counter, Brother Ning raised his hand and patted the counter, the old man raised his head suddenly, and when he saw the two of them, a pair of frightened eyes were about to pop out.

Fat Ball asked, "Old man, do you have any hats here?"

Hearing this, the old man's mouth moved, but he didn't speak, and then he raised his hand and pointed to a wall behind them.

When they looked back, they saw a few ordinary felt hats and straw hats that they wore when it rained on the wall.

After reading it, Brother Ning turned his head and gestured with his two hands: Old man, is there such a high pile, just like the kind of hat worn by officials.

The old man finally spoke, and he asked, "Second ------ two, are you ------ you all right?"

Hearing this, Fat Ball Qidao: Nonsense, what can we do.

The old man pointed to the shroud worn by the two of them and asked, "Why are you wearing such clothes if you don't have an accident?"

Hearing this, Brother Ning was excited, so he said: Old man, isn't it different for our brothers to wear this dress, it's cool, right?

The old man said with a bitter face: "That's not bad at all, I want to cry when I see you two wearing this dress."

Hearing this, Fat Qiu said: You old man really can't speak, and we are not dead, why are you crying.

Seeing that the two of them looked very excited, the old man secretly said that these two guys must be insane, and they must be sent away quickly.

So he asked, "What kind of hat did you just say you were going to buy?"

Fat Ball gestured more than a foot high with his hand and said: We want to buy such a tall hat.

The old man couldn't help but say angrily: You guys are buying jars, how can the hat be so high.

Hearing this, Brother Ning was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand and slapped it on the counter and said happily: Old man, you are too clever and gave us a good idea, yes, it is a jar.

With that, he pulled the fat ball and ran out.

Looking at the backs of the two, the old man looked at them stunned for a while and said: A pair of neuropaths.

Brother Ning and Fat Ball came to a stall selling pots and cans, and then each picked up a black jar more than a foot high from the ground and looked at it.

At this time, a man in his thirties, dressed in green clothes, walked over to the two and asked with a smile: "Two, do you want to buy a urine jar?"

Hearing this, Brother Ning glared at the man fiercely and said: Who said that we were going to buy urine jars, we were going to buy hats.

The man was stunned for a moment and said: "Two, you can take a good look, I am a place that sells pots and cans, not hats."

Brother Ningdao: Who said that there are no hats where pots and cans are sold.

After that, he patted the urine jar in his hand and said confidently: Isn't this a hat?

Hearing this, the man was so shocked that his eyes widened, he carefully looked at the two, and when he saw that the two were wearing shrouds, his face changed, and he thought that the two were sick, so he hurriedly said: The two ------ said that this is a hat is a hat.

The fat ball buckled the jar in his hand to his head, shook his head and said to Brother Ning: Brother Ning, this hat is okay in size, but it sinks a little.

Brother Ning said: It's good to sink and not be afraid of the wind.

After that, he turned his head to the man and asked, "Shopkeeper, how much is this hat?"

The man was busy saying: Two ------ two pennies for one, two for a total of four pennies.

Brother Ning paid the money, casually buckled the jar to his head, and then walked forward with the fat ball.

Fat Ball asked: Brother Ning, where are we going?

Brother Ning said: Go back to dinner, and in the afternoon, we will go to the street to do publicity.

Hearing this, Fat Ball asked puzzledly: What is the propaganda?

Brother Ning Dao: Publicize the matter of our examiners in Beijing, so that the deeds of my brothers and sisters will be known to everyone and everyone.

Hearing this, Fat Ball was happy and said: Then we will be famous.

Brother Ning shook his head proudly and said: We just want to be famous, just like those singers, drama stars, scolding stars, shrew stars, and those who don't know the sky and the earth and thick stars, don't they all rely on publicity, flickering, packaging or something.

After that, he pointed to the jar on his head and the shroud on his body and said: We have finished packing, and we are about to publicize and fool.

Fat Ball suddenly asked: Brother Ning, what kind of stars are we?

Hearing this, Brother Ning was stunned, he really didn't think about it, thought about it for a while, and said in a tone that was not too sure: We ------ this, by the way, it should be regarded as an official star, because we are about to enter Beijing to take the examiner, although we may not necessarily be admitted to the big official, the small official should be no problem, and in the near future, the two shining little official stars will rise.