Volume 2: This is the beginning of the excitement Chapter 84: The mother is cheating the corpse
Li Yinglong walked into his bedroom, and saw Shi Yao and Huang Jun sitting in the same room, he shook his head and smiled: Grandma Dry Skin, drink too much, drink too much, even enter the wrong room, sorry, sorry.
With that, he turned around and walked out.
Seeing this, Huang Jun hurriedly shouted: Li Gongzi, you are not wrong, this is your house, because Miss Shi wants to come to your place to take a look, so I brought her here.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong looked at Shi Yao strangely and said: Are you too drunk, a big girl's family, what to see in a big man's room, inexplicable.
Shi Yao smiled and said: I want to see what the master is reading, and I can go back and learn according to the books you read, but who knows that you don't even have a book in the house.
Li Yinglong said: What do you want books for, the books here are all in classical Chinese that know me, and I have a headache when I look at it, so how can I be interested in reading it.
Hearing this, Shi Yao said strangely: Why did you come to take the Beijing exam if you didn't study, what did you ------ you do.
Li Yinglong said disapprovingly: Do you have to study to participate in the Beijing exam, and if you can't study, you can't take the Beijing exam, how can it be reasonable?
Shi Yaodao: The Beijing test is mainly based on writing articles or making poems and lyrics, how can you write articles or make poems if you don't know how to read, play with you.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong smiled indifferently and said: Isn't it just a Beijing exam, I should go shopping and play once, it's not my business if I can't pass the exam, anyway, I participated, what is it called? Oh, come to think of it, it's called something important.
Shi Yao said: That's called the importance of participation, master, where have you read this book, do you still want to be admitted to the Jinshi at your level?
Li Yinglongdao: Yes, yes, the emphasis is on participation, the emphasis is on participation.
Shi Yao shook his head and said with a very puzzled look: Master, how do you usually read books, and you also came to participate in the scientific examination at your level, my God! You can't understand it.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong glared at him and said: That's right, if you let you understand me, then I won't be in trouble.
Huang Juntong saw that he couldn't interject, so he got up from the chair and said to Li Yinglong: Li Gongzi, you can talk to Miss Shi, I will study.
After that, he gave Li Yinglong a strong look behind Shi Yao's back, which meant to remind him, don't forget what I entrusted you, don't forget, my happiness in life is all on you.
Li Yinglong nodded and said: Don't worry, Huang Gongzi, I think about your business.
Hearing this, Huang Juntong nodded and walked out.
After Huang Jun left, Shi Yao said curiously to Li Yinglong: What happened to Huang Gongzi, it is still so mysterious.
Li Yinglong said: It's about him and you, he asked me to ask you when you will marry him.
Hearing this, Shi Yao's face showed a very strange look and said: Why should I marry him, should I marry him.
Li Yinglong was stunned for a moment, his two eyes bulged out vigorously, with an expression of why are you like this, and then said: Haven't you two already talked about it, you have lifted your request for him, doesn't this mean that you can marry him at any time.
Shi Yao said: Yes, the requirement is lifted, but this does not mean that I must marry him, besides, is it necessary for me to marry him?
Li Yinglong said angrily: What kind of bull (fallacy) horse theory are you, don't you two have a marriage contract, if you have a marriage contract, you should abide by the agreement and marry someone else, if you don't marry someone else, you will break the contract or not, and breaking the contract will be punished.
Shi Yao said: You are the fallacy, what kind of marriage contract do I have with him, oh, just because when I was a child, the parents of both sides got together to drink, and when I got drunk, I said, let's get married, your daughter marries my son as a wife, and my son is your son-in-law, this is a marriage contract, it's a certainty, hum! I don't care about that, I like to marry to count, and if I don't like to marry, it will be invalid.
Li Yinglong asked: Then do you like it, or do you like it, or do you like it?
Shi Yao glared and said: What kind of word games do you play with Miss Ben here, tell you, three words, don't like it, don't like six words, don't like it.
After speaking, he suddenly smiled at Li Yinglong and said: Master, I like you, or I will marry you.
Hearing this, Li Yinglong was startled and said angrily: Nerves, I am your master.
Shi Yao said: What's wrong with Master, you are not my elder, and you have no blood relationship with me, why can't I marry you? Besides, there is no law in the Great Song Dynasty that stipulates that the master cannot marry a female apprentice, and a female apprentice cannot marry a master, don't you say?
Li Yinglong angrily pointed at Shi Yao with his hand and said: Niu Ma theory, neurosis, you are a neuropathy.
Hearing this, Shi Yao "giggled" and laughed.
In the afternoon, Brother Ning and Fat Ball walked out of their residence wearing longevity robes and urine jars on their heads, but at this time the two of them had two more things on their bodies, and Fat Ball was carrying a flag made of a big red cloth on his shoulder, and the flag said "Examiner in Beijing". But Brother Ning had an extra gong and a stick in his hand.
After coming to the street, Brother Ning picked up a stick and struck a heavy "bang" on the gong.
Then the fat ball opened his throat and shouted: Enter the Beijing examiner!
Hearing this, the neighbor's door opened suddenly, and then I saw a thin wife of about sixty years old running out of it.
Brother Ning and Fat Ball happened to walk to the door of her house, and the old woman saw the two of them at a glance, she was first shocked and her eyes bulged, and then she screamed: Mother, blow up the corpse!
With a scream, he fell backwards and fainted.
Seeing this, Fat Ball asked very strangely: Brother Ning, what's wrong with this wife?
Brother Ning shook his head and said: I don't know, it seems that she shouted to blow up the corpse, and then fell, it has nothing to do with us.
Fat Ball Road: The corpse was blown up, where did the corpse come from, it must be that she saw the ghost in the daytime, this wife is going to be bad, and she has to shed her skin if she doesn't die in the daytime.
The two of them banged the gong and shouted all the way to the small square in the center of the town.
Behind the two of them, there was already a large group of people watching the excitement, people laughed as they walked, and some people laughed and laughed and couldn't walk, holding their stomachs and squatting on the ground.
There is a wooden platform more than three feet high in the middle of the small square, the two jumped up, Brother Ning picked up the stick and slammed it three times on the gong, and then opened his throat and shouted: Old and young masters, our brothers have decided to increase the fame and glory of our Tiangui Town, and they are going to the capital to be examiners, I hope you will support and encourage us, thank you!
After shouting, he picked up his stick and slammed the gong a few times, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly saw a local townsman running towards this side with more than a dozen government officials.
When they came closer, the townsman pointed to the two people on the stage and shouted: Those two psychotics are on the platform, quickly arrest them and put them in prison, otherwise our Tiangui Town may be plagued by them.
Hearing this, a yacha waved his hand and shouted: Brothers, take down these two neuropaths.
Hearing the order, the officials rushed over suddenly.
Seeing this, Brother Ning threw the gong in his hand to the ground and shouted at the fat ball: Run, you will be caught by them.
shouted, jumped off the stage and fled, the fat ball followed closely, and the two urine jars also fell from the heads of the two to the ground and became fragments. The two of them showed the same strength that they had run away from when they were chased by wild monsters in the woods, and ran away without a trace in the blink of an eye.