Chapter Thirty-Six: I Feel Like I'm Embarrassed
"Keep fighting!"
Zhuang Bifan gritted his teeth and said, not to mention that there are five minutes left, even if there is only one minute left, he has to continue fighting, otherwise it is unknown whether he can walk the Dan Dao Alliance alive!
Toot, toot, toot......
I've connected you to the Hidden Dragon Monk - Nie Yun!
Zhuang Bifan said weakly: "Nie Yun, this seat is from the upper realm, and it is destined for you, and there must be a great creation for you, but before that, this seat needs to ask you a question - can you do alchemy?!"
"Alchemy, of course I will, I'm one of the founders of the Dan Dao Alliance, alchemy is a piece of cake!" Nie Yun opened his mouth and said.
One of the founders of the Dan Dao Alliance?
Zhuang Bifan didn't even believe in the punctuation marks he said, didn't he say that the Dan Dao Alliance has a very long history, at least a thousand years of history?
For such a long time, the founder should have hung up a long time ago, how could he still be alive!
The system interjected: "Let me correct you, when you cultivate to a certain point, your lifespan will be greatly extended, and it will be no problem to live for thousands of years!"
Zhuang Bifan: "It doesn't matter if he has lived for thousands of years or not, as long as he knows how to make alchemy, it's over!"
Zhuang Bifan was a little tearful when he said that, after looking for so long, he finally found an alchemy master, and he was really still God's favorite cub!
System: "I'm correcting you a little, you can find the alchemist has nothing to do with God, it's all arranged by the author of Dogecoin, otherwise you, the protagonist, will hang, then his book will be a eunuch!"
(Author: As far as you can, as far as you know, if you beep again, I will arrange for your system to wash the toilet!System: Dad, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!)
"You're going to give me a great transformation?" Nie Yun asked curiously.
What kind of great creation?
I'll send you a hanging.,I'm a little cute new martial artist who opened the week.,I can send you a yarn!
Zhuang Bifan asked tentatively: "I will help you break through and ascend to the upper realm!"
Nie Yun: "I'm not interested, I can still be a big guy in the lower realm, and when I go to the upper realm, my strength is not as good as a dog, and I was abused in an instant, so I have no interest in being abused!"
Zhuang Bifan: "Then give you money beauty?"
"It's too cliché, I'm an alchemist, and I'm also the founder of the Dan Dao Alliance, why don't you have any money, I need you to give me money?" Nie Yun said disdainfully.
The system gloated and said: "It's over, don't you buy it now, see what you do?"
Zhuang Bifan also has a headache, he doesn't know what he wants, how can he give it to him?
"Then what do you want?" Zhuang Bifan asked.
Nie Yun: "When I was young, I tried the pill by example, which caused too many toxins to accumulate in my body, and I became infertility, but I asked my wife to give birth to a child, can you do it?!"
Zhuang Bifan: ......
You are infertile and still want to have a baby, you sincerely want to embarrass my fat tiger.
This is on the earth, and you can still do a test-tube baby, but in the Xingxuan Continent, science and technology are not developed, and the concubine really can't do it!
"Yes!"
Zhuang Bifan replied, paralyzed, no matter if he can agree to him first, when he finishes teaching himself alchemy and hangs up the phone, he will not be able to find himself at that time, although it is a bit unauthentic to do this, but for the sake of his own life, it can only be like this!
"Can you really do it?"
Nie Yun's voice trembled a little with excitement!
Zhuang Bifan: "Of course, this seat can deceive you as a person from the lower realm? But if you want this seat to realize your wish, then you must pass a test!"
"Don't talk about one test, as long as I can get my wife pregnant, even if it is ten, a hundred tests, I will accept them!" Nie Yun said impatiently.
Zhuang Bifan: "Very good, in fact, this test is very simple, it is for you to teach a young man with zero foundation to successfully refine a furnace and a pindan within five minutes, no, four minutes!"
At first, Nie Yun thought that this big man in the upper realm would put forward some difficult test, but when he heard that it was just a piece of cake to teach a person with zero foundation to refine a furnace and a pindan, he agreed in one bite: "No problem, then where is this young man, and when will it be delivered?"
Zhuang Bifan said: "He won't send it, but I will send you an image, so that you can see the scene of alchemy in real time, you teach alchemy methods in the air, is there a problem?"
"Airfar?"
Nie Yun replied: "Although it is a little difficult, it is no problem!"
"Very good, then let's start now!" Zhuang Bifan asked the system to start the video call.
The scene in front of Zhuang Bifan's eyes instantly appeared in front of Nie Yun's eyes.
Nie Yun looked at the real-time transmission scene in front of him, and was horrified in his heart, originally he was still a little suspicious of Zhuang Bifan's identity, but when he saw such an unfathomable hand, he believed that Zhuang Bifan was really from the upper realm, because this kind of method was not something that people from the Xingxuan Continent could use at all, even the first person in the continent couldn't do it!
Liu Yixiao and the others saw Zhuang Bifan dancing here for a long time with strange movements, and he didn't do alchemy, and the alchemist with the most violent temper just now couldn't help but say: "What the hell are you doing, if you don't know alchemy, just say it, don't waste your time!"
Zhuang Bifan squinted his eyes and said hangingly: "The emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry, what is the hurry, now it's okay, start alchemy immediately!"
Immediately, Zhuang Bifan said: "Okay, you can teach him the method of alchemy now!"
Nie Yun: "Yes, but tell me first, what kind of Yipin Dan does he want to refine?"
"Star Pill!"
"Star Creation Pill, I haven't heard of it!" Nie Yun said.
Zhuang Bifan didn't show the Danfang to Liu Yixiao and the others, because he was afraid of being killed, but there was no need to face Nie Yun, this kind of master wouldn't care about the Yipin Danfang at all, not to mention that he was 108,000 miles away from him, and he had no chance to kill himself, so he directly told the Danfang again!
Nie Yun listened to it and said: "Very interesting Dan Fang, although this Star Creation Pill is a first-grade pill, it can be called the best, the alchemist who studied this Star Creation Pill is definitely a genius!"
Zhuang Bifan: ......
Big brother, I didn't come to you to comment on the Danfang, but to let you teach me alchemy?
"Don't talk to me, hurry up and teach him alchemy, now you've wasted half a minute!" Zhuang Bifan said angrily.
Nie Yun: "No problem, let's start, let me ask first, does he use spiritual fire or divine fire for alchemy?"
Zhuang Bifan looked confused: Linghuo, Shenhuo, what the hell is this?
"Firewood!"
Nie Yun said disdainfully: "Firewood, I don't even have a spiritual fire, refining a wool pill." ”
Zhuang Bifan once again had a black line on his face: "Don't talk nonsense, just say that you can't do it or not, it's over!"
Nie Yun said: "Forget it, just a pindan, the firewood is barely enough, now you let him obey my command!"
Zhuang Bifan: "Just say it directly, he can hear it!"
Nie Yun: "Okay, let's ...... first"