"First of all, raise your head, pout, and raise your hands!"

Zhuang Bifan followed Nie Yun's instructions and put on a very weird pose!

"Yes, the movements are very standard, now writhing your ass like crazy!" Nie Yun continued.

Zhuang Bifan was stunned, is this really an alchemy action?

He was skeptical!

But as an alchemist newcomer, he didn't understand anything, didn't dare to say anything, didn't dare to ask anything, he could only choose to believe silently, but looking at the dozen or so alchemists on the side staring at him with two big eyes, he was so ashamed that he couldn't let go at all!

System: "Friendly reminder, you have four minutes left!"

Zhuang Bifan was very entangled in his heart, he was embarrassed to jump, and if he didn't jump for his life, he would be gone!

Paralyzed, how can you be the kind of person who is greedy for life and afraid of death!

There is no joy in life, and there is no fear in death!

For the sake of face, phew, life is gone, you have to save face!

Then Zhuang Bifan closed his eyes and writhed wildly.

System: "Do you need me to give you a divine comedy?" Little Apple, the most dazzling national style...... What do you want?"

Zhuang Bifan said with a dark face: "Get out!"

A group of alchemists watched Zhuang Bifan's movements on the side, and instantly thought about it, didn't they say that they wanted to do alchemy, what is going on with the actions of this ghost animal?

Nie Yun's voice sounded again: "Yes, this action is very standard, what I want to tell you now is that these actions are actually redundant, and they have nothing to do with alchemy!"

Zhuang Bifan's movements stopped abruptly, as if he had been immobilized, motionless.

Don't have a copper coin relationship?

Paralyzed, I danced by myself for so long, is it useless for bullshit?

Fuck it, flip the table bastard!

Zhuang Bifan felt that his mentality was about to explode now, and he had the urge to rush over and beat Nie Yun violently, and his face was lost, you told me that it was useless?

At this time, the system also added fuel to the fire and said: "Don't be so angry, you still danced very well just now, you see that those alchemists have been suppressed by you!"

Zhuang Bifan's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and he roared like thunder: "You get out of here!"

Were those alchemists suppressed by themselves?

Then the way you look at yourself is obviously looking at a neuropathy, okay?

The system said with a regretful face: "It's a pity, I don't have a video function, otherwise I would definitely take a picture of the scene just now and show it to you." ”

Zhuang Bifan was glad and paralyzed, fortunately he was not recorded, otherwise he would never have raised his head in front of this sand sculpture system in his life!

"It's okay, you say a yarn?" Zhuang Bifan asked with the anger in his heart.

Nie Fengfeng said lightly: "It's very simple, because I'm happy!"

Zhuang Bifan's face was full of bruises and paralysis, this product is so cheap, why hasn't he been beaten to death yet!

"Because his strength is relatively high, others can't beat him!" the system replied.

"Okay, let's get to the point now, officially start alchemy, first I will put the star gathering grass into the alchemy furnace, and then ......"

Zhuang Bifan followed Nie Yun's guidance step by step, and as the alchemy progressed, he finally knew why he failed the first time, because when alchemy, the time to invest in each medicinal material was accurate, and there were special alchemy techniques, if you threw it indiscriminately, it was impossible to refine the pill!

Three minutes later, Nie Yun said: "It's okay, as long as the furnace is opened in half an hour, it's a pity, there is no spiritual fire, just use mortal fire, otherwise the time for alchemy can definitely be shortened to a quarter of an hour!"

"Can this really refine Dan?" Zhuang Bifan asked with some skepticism.

"Of course you can, otherwise you will be the founder of the Dan Dao Alliance, Dan has already been refined, now can you tell my wife how to get pregnant?!" Nie Yun asked impatiently.

Under normal circumstances, now there is only one minute left in the talk time, Zhuang Bifan should hang up the phone and ignore this goods, but this slut was so tricky of himself just now, if he didn't retaliate back, he couldn't swallow this breath at all!

So Zhuang Bifan said: "Of course you can, how can this seat deceive you, you tell this seat first, are you afraid of your wife?"

"May I not answer?" Nie Yun asked weakly.

"I have to answer, this is directly related to whether or not I can make Mrs. Zun pregnant!" Zhuang Bifan said sternly.

"Well, in fact, I'm afraid of my wife, no, I shouldn't say I'm afraid, it should be love, it's respect, yes, that's it!" Nie Yun forcibly explained.

When Zhuang Bifan heard this, he immediately smiled, he was afraid of his wife, so it would be easy to do: "Now you call your wife over!"

"Well, I don't dare, no, I'd better go find her!" Nie Yun said.

Zhuang Bifan: ......

Big brother, are you afraid of this?

I don't even have the courage to call your wife over.

After a few seconds, Nie Yun said, "My lady is right next to me, and then what?"

Zhuang Bifan: "Round your arms and slap your wife hard!"

"Ahh

Nie Yun exclaimed, and then said in a trembling voice: "I...... No...... Don't dare!"

Zhuang Bifan: "This is the only way to get your wife pregnant!"

System: "Won't you have a troubled conscience when you do this?"

Zhuang Bifan: "I'm sorry, I have no conscience!"

System:......

Nie Yun: "Really, you didn't lie to me, why do I always feel that you are retaliating against me?"

Zhuang Bifan smiled contemptuously: "Heh, this seat can lie to you, if I really want to hit you, this seat will slap you to death a long time ago, anyway, you can do it yourself, this seat has little time!"

Nie Yun was very entangled in his heart, beating his wife, I was afraid that he would lose his mind, and it would definitely be a storm that would greet him at that time!

Forget it, for the sake of your own children!

Syllable!

Zhuang Bifan suddenly heard a crisp slap, and then Nie Yun's voice begging for mercy!

Listening to the sound of screaming and begging for mercy, Zhuang Bifan's whole heart soared, and his heart was cold!

Just as Zhuang Bifan was about to hang up the phone, Nie Yun's weak voice rang again: "I'm done, what should I do now?"

Zhuang Bifan: "You can check now, is your wife pregnant!"

"Good!"

A few seconds later, Zhuang Bifan heard Nie Yun shouting excitedly: "Ah, I'm really pregnant, this is actually true, senior, how did this happen, I slapped my wife, and she got pregnant, what is the principle?"

Zhuang Bifan has a black question mark face?

A man who is infertile and his wife is pregnant?

What does this mean?

Zhuang Bifan now just wants to answer Nie Yun's question with a song: Love is a light, so green that you panic......

Then he silently chose to hang up the phone, the truth, let Nie Yun find out for himself!

Since Nie Yun said that it would be okay to open the furnace in half an hour, he would just wait here silently, and he would be bored, so he stared at the group of alchemists......