Seeing that there were still about 20 people in front of him, he pointed to the people who went to the street yesterday to solicit customers: "You ten will continue to solicit people today, remember to let the guests go to the nearest stall to buy couplets, you don't have to pull them all to me!" ”

The ten people nodded, and when they knew it, they sang the ballad of "sticking couplets" and ran away.

"Stone, you take five people next to me, remember to take care of the tea shop!"

The stone nodded and led the people into the house, put out the fire in the stove, and went out with the couplet.

Looking at the remaining four people looking at him very restrainedly, the dog coughed, squeezed out a smiling face and said to a baby in front of him who kept shaking his body: "Are you afraid of me?" ”

The baby hurriedly shook his head and said, "Brother Dog, I'm not afraid!" ”

"Then what are you shivering!"

The baby said: "I want to pee!" ”

The dog pointed to the pit on the side and said angrily: "Get out of here!" ”

Watching him run away with his pants, he rubbed his cheeks and smiled and said to the little baby behind him: "Do you also want to go to the thatched house?" ”

The little baby shook her head and said in a trembling voice: "I, I don't, I don't know... ”

It turned out to be a little stammer, and the dog laughed.

As soon as the Dongcheng Bazaar opened, it ushered in a large number of people, most of these people came from the countryside far away outside the city, one by one, dragging their families, carrying burdens and pushing wheelbarrows, and some driving mules and donkeys to pull a cart full of people, as for the ox carts, in the village are generally the existence of landlords.

Therefore, the dog focuses on them, and it is said that it can ward off evil spirits and pray for blessings, and bless the harvest next year.

There is only one sentence, and the others don't need to be said to be bold and bold to buy, and the corners of the dog's mouth can't be closed, and there is an old woman who looks like a rich family, wearing an emerald jade bracelet on her wrist, pointing to the dog and saying: "Little baby, I heard that you have a couplet here that can make people feel some culture?" Give me five! My grandson is going to school next year, so I have to ask him for some Xingjun blessings. ”

Dog Yixi hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, look at this couplet!" ”

hurriedly pulled out a couplet from the side and pointed it at her: "Look, how about 'Wen Jun Gaozhao, Kui Xing kicking and fighting'?" ”

The old woman looked at the eight words and nodded non-stop: "Yes, yes, it's awesome, what does it mean?" ”

Dogs: ......

"It means to bless your grandchildren to pass the exam!"

The old woman was so happy that she pointed to the couplet and said, "Come, Xiaolang, let me pretend to write this kind of words!" ”

The dog was stunned and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

The old woman said mysteriously: "You foolish boy, if I take away this couplet, others will not be able to win!" ”

Dog ......

Well, I'm a fool.

"Grandma, there are seven pairs of sizes, count you sixty dollars!"

Cut off a straw rope and tied the couplet neatly, and only after handing it to her did the dog say sweetly.

"What? That's a lot of money! ”

I didn't feel it when I was talking about it just now, and I felt distressed when I had to pay for it.

"Xiao Langjun, don't lie to me! These few pieces of paper are only a few words, how can I use so much money! ”

In business, it can be said that the ears are calloused when listening to this kind of question, even if it is a dog who has just been in business for half a month, it can be done with one sentence.

"Grandma, this couplet is stained with the blessing of Xingjun, even if the kid is willing to sell it to you at a discount, do you dare to ask for it?"

As the so-called right medicine, the premise is to learn to observe the face and look at the color.

Besides, the old lady herself is not short of money, that is, if you have to ask about the habit of buying things.

I saw this old woman and said: "Xiao Langjun, what you said is really right, how can you get a discount if you ask for blessings!" ”

Seeing that the old woman took out a large handful of copper coins and handed them over, the dog hurriedly took it with both hands, and said as he passed: "Boy, I wish the little officials of your mansion will win every exam, and the title of the gold list!" ”

The old woman smiled at the words, took out her money bag and rewarded the dog with two coins before giving up.

"Celebrate the New Year, paste Spring Festival couplets, ask for blessings, and keep safe!"

Hearing a few little beggars running from afar, the dog hurriedly beckoned them over and asked, "How are the other stalls selling?" ”

A few little beggars said happily: "Brother Dog, we didn't ask, we just saw a lot of people around!" ”

The dog nodded, thinking to himself, if someone is around, it means that the business is not bad, then he will be relieved.

At that moment, he said to a few little beggars: "You guys run and ask them if you want to send some more couplets!" ”

A group of babies answered and ran away singing ballads.

After doing five or six more orders, I saw a baby running from afar, and said hurriedly to the dog: "Hurry, hurry up Brother Dog, send someone quickly..."

Seeing that this little baby was flustered, and his expression was very anxious, it was not that someone was making trouble again, and he was about to send someone over to take a look, so he listened to the little baby say:

"Quick, Brother Dog, Sister Liu said to send someone to send her some couplets!"

kicked him on the heel, and the dead baby spoke loudly and panted so much that he was nervous for a long time.

looked at the beggar who was lying on the ground staring at him puzzled, and said viciously: "When you talk to me in the future, you have to smile and say, do you hear!" ”

The little baby said in her heart: "It is said that Brother Dog has a strange temper and gets angry at every turn, and sure enough!" Poor me, I'm unlucky to bump into him in a bad mood! ”

Immediately, he patted his ass and stood up, grinned and said, "I know Brother Dog!" ”

Because I have the remaining couplets from yesterday, there are more than 300 pairs left, so I picked 50 pairs of each size, made a bunch of them, tied them up and handed them to him: "Let Liu Hong do a good job!" If it's sold out, you'll come back to me. ”

The little man jumped up with a smile and said, "I remember!" ”

The dog waved his hand, and the beggar ran away.

After him, a few more little beggars came running, and each of the dogs gave them forty or fifty pairs.

I was dizzy and dizzy all morning, and seeing that the crowd of people who came to buy couplets suddenly increased, the dog hurriedly shouted to a little beggar and said: "Run to Gao Xiucai's house, and ask him to write fifty more couplets of each size!" ”

The little beggar hurriedly nodded and said, "I don't know where his house is!" ”

Kick him to the ground and say, "Bastard! I don't know the way and I still have a bullshit head! ”

The little beggar said aggrievedly: "I nodded, I said that I knew that I wanted to find Gao Xiucai and asked for fifty couplets each, but I didn't say that I knew where his family lived!" ”

What bullshit thoughts, the dog kicked him in the ass again and said, "Don't you see the adobe house in front!" His house is there, go to look for it, if you can't find it, ask passers-by, and if you can't get it after noon, I'll throw you into the dung pit! ”

The little beggar nodded quickly and ran out in a panic.

"A bunch of idiots!" The dog scolded fiercely.

At noon, the people who rushed to the market sat down for lunch, but the people who did business didn't care about eating, so they took advantage of this time to tally the goods and take inventory, and the dogs were like this.

More than half of the couplets were sold in the morning, and there will be a wave of lively moments in the afternoon, so I have to prepare some more couplets.

was counting there, and saw Xiao Yi and a few people running over happily with a big burden.

"Brother dog, guess how much money I got back!"

The dog rolled his eyes, he didn't know the order he had given him, and he was too busy counting to bother with him.

Seeing this, Wang Xiaoyi pointed to the burden on his back and said: "If you can't guess, just look at the size of the burden, rest assured that there are no silver horns here!" ”

The dog looked at him and pouted proudly: "Hehe, it's a total of four and seven coins."

After thinking about it, he said: "Oh, no, there should be one less order, it's four dollars and four dollars!" Am I right? ”

Wang Xiaoyi was stunned for a moment, and said dumbfoundedly: "Brother Dog, how do you know?" ”

The dog smiled and said, "If you read more, you will know." ”

Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly nodded and said, "I know, I will read more books in the future!" ”

After speaking, he frowned and sighed to the dog: "But no one came to teach me, and besides, I don't have the money to hire a master." ”

The dog patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, Xiao Yi!" When I'm free, I'll teach you! ”

Wang Xiaoyi hurriedly smiled and said: "Great, Brother Gou'er, I have wanted to study for a long time, thank you so much, you can rest assured, as long as you teach me, I promise to learn seriously!" Never let you down. ”

The dog said: "You're welcome, we are brothers, not only you, as long as someone wants to learn, I will teach you!" ”

Wang Xiaoyi nodded excitedly, took off the burden on his back and handed it to the dog, then ran to the street and said to a few friends: "Great, Brother Gou'er is going to teach us to learn literacy!" ”

When the little beggars heard this, they quickly applauded, and seeing their happy appearance, the dog smiled and nodded, and then carefully hid the burden in the basket under the root of the tree.

What can you do if you can read, it's not that you have to be hungry all the time, you look at Gao Xiucai, a calligraphy pen in one hand, but wearing a rag shirt.

Look at the man who bought the couplet in front of him, he can't write a single big character, but he is dressed decently, and he walks with a steel knife on his waist and sways three times, like a fat pig.

Ahh The fat pig-like man sneezed twice in a row, pointed at the dog and said, "Boy, are you talking bad about grandpa!" ”

The dog hurriedly said: "How is it possible, Zhao Zhutou, how can the kid be that kind of person!" ”

Zhao Zhutou picked his nose and said, "It's better to be like this!" ”

"Boy, don't be so stingy, brother, I didn't take your couplets for nothing! No, you see there are about 20 people on this paper who want to buy your couplet! It's all the little heads in the yamen, but it took me a lot of saliva to convince them to come to you to buy them! Here you go! ”

The dog's face was happy, and he quickly took it over and took a closer look and lost interest, one by one only some ordinary couplets, and a few of them were even smaller, stingy!

Zhao Zhutou looked at the dog's face and said lightly: "What kind of expression is this puppy, these people together will cost more than fifty pairs!" What's the matter, isn't it rare? ”

Yes, fifty pairs, together it is only four dollars of silver, and the pair that he took away in the morning is worth three dollars of silver.

It's also that the dog has been numb in collecting money in the past two days, and it's just ten pairs of big couplets, which will be sold in a while, so what's the surprise.

He hugged his fist and said to Zhao Zhutou: "Where, Brother Zhao!" I'm just hungry and have no strength, otherwise I'll have to put the wine on the table, thank you! ”

Zhao Zhutou said with a smile: "Forget about the wine, is there still a golden couplet like that in the morning?" Give me two more pictures! My brother's couplet was snatched away by the county lieutenant and his old man. ”