Open your mouth and ask for a golden couplet? Two more at random? I drown you with a mouthful of spit.

"Hey, the puppy sold you more than fifty couplets, and I asked you for two, what do you mean by this, be stingy!"

A pair of golden couplets, sold to the staff for three dollars of silver, although the cost is not much, but the dog is not willing to give this goods, in vain.

At the moment, he hugged his fists and said: "Brother Zhao, don't hide it, the golden couplet is really sold, if there is, can the kid not give it to you, or this big red couplet, you can pick the two of you?" ”

Zhao Zhutou shook his head in disgust and said: "I don't want to, this black character is not as noble as the golden character at first glance!" ”

The dog secretly vomited blood, knowing that it was extravagant, and he came with two at random.

"There's really no brother, come on, come on, search and see, if there is a kid for you to take!"

Zhao Zhutou said: "Little fox, don't lie to me, carefully I found it and took it all for you!" ”

After speaking, he stepped in, turning over the thick stack of couplets.

I flipped through it several times and didn't find it, so I scratched my hair and said, "Hey, it's really sold, and I saw a big stack in the morning!" ”

The dog hurriedly said: "Yes, brother, the kid will lie to you, the golden couplet is easy to sell, and it was sold all morning!" ”

Zhao Zhutou reluctantly said: "Okay, since you don't have a brother, just take two black ones!" ”

While picking it back, he complained: "Seriously, a big piece of paper, just writing a few words will cost ten yuan, it's really black-hearted!" ”

The dog hurriedly sneered and said, "My couplet can ward off evil spirits and pray for blessings!" Peace! ”

Zhao Zhutou pouted and said: "The blessing of bullshit, what you can really count on is the silver in your pocket, forget it, it's not difficult for you, just choose these two pairs!" Look at the words more! ”

The nagging was about to roll up the couplet and leave, at this moment, the little beggar who ran to find Gao Xiucai to take the couplet ran over with a large volume of couplets, and smiled at the dog from a distance: "Brother Dog, I brought you the couplet, Zhao Xiucai wrote one, I will fan one with a fan, rest assured that all the ink of the couplet here is dry!" ”

Seeing the dog squeezing his eyes fiercely on the side, he touched his head and thought about it, and said proudly: "Ao, Brother Dog, do you want to talk about the golden couplet?" Don't worry, Gao Xiucai asked me to bring it to you, and I put it in here! After speaking, he handed over a large volume of couplets in his hand.

Watching him happily utter the golden couplet, the dog sighed completely.

Zhao Zhutou on the side laughed out loud, and he couldn't breathe with a straight smile! When he finished laughing, he stretched out his hand and connected the couplet, pulled open the linen cloth wrapped in the couplet, and said to the baby while rummaging: "Good baby, it's really good, it's much more honest than a dog!" ”

"Hahaha, I found it, this golden word is really better than the black word! Hey, why is it just such a one, forget it is this one! ”

After speaking, he glanced at the depressed dog, said stingy, patted his ass with the golden couplet, and swaggered away.

The dog sighed, turned his head to look at the little beggar, and saw that he was so depressed that he did not dare to speak.

"Let's go and let Gao Xiucai write a pair again!"

The little beggar answered the blow and ran away.

In the afternoon, it was still extremely busy, the busier the dog was, the happier he was, watching the couplets being bought one by one, in exchange for Huang Cancan's copper coins, and the eyes also smiled out of the moon.

With the loss of time and the decrease in passenger flow, groups of hawkers doing all kinds of business, the corners of their mouths slowly showed a smile, for a whole year, carrying a burden and pushing a cart through the streets and alleys, no matter the wind or rain, in order to earn a family's chewing grain money, even if they are sick and injured, they must grit their teeth and persevere.

The shopkeepers who opened the door to do business were even more smiling, and some of the shopkeepers who had sold out of the goods had already begun to organize the work in the store to be sprinkled and cleaned, and unlike previous years, almost every store would take out a pair of red and bright festive couplets and paste them on the door frame after pasting the door god statue.

One post, every family sticker.

The shops on both sides of the entire market began to post couplets one after another, and the streets were red for a while.

Coupled with a pair of red lanterns, anyone who sees it will stretch out their thumbs and praise "festive"!

When the long and dull closing drum slowly sounded, the streets were full of people who were still doing business, except for the lame old man who sold pot helmets, and the dog family was left.

"Xiao Lang Xiao Lang, hurry up and give me a couplet of "prosperous business"! ”

A fat shopkeeper with a sweaty face shouted at the dog with the copper coin in his hand.

shouted and scolded: "The straight lady thief, I don't know that lack of morality, I stole a pair of couplets from my store, and I have to run to buy another pair!" ”

There seemed to be a man next to him who was familiar with him and said with a smile: "Shopkeeper Li, you have a bright shop, why do you have to come and buy it yourself?" Where's the guy in the shop? ”

The fat shopkeeper pouted and said, "Don't mention it, just after the reward was handed out, I just said the word, and these lazy people ran away, and their hearts were not on business this afternoon." Balabala said a lot.

The dog looked at where he was chatting lively, so he didn't bother to take it for him first, holding the couplet in his left hand, receiving the copper coin of the previous one in his right hand, and comforting the next guest in his mouth.

Busy is the feet do not touch the ground, this group of suddenly crowded guests are mostly because they haven't bought it again in the past two days, seeing that other people's homes began to post couplets, their own families don't, it looks stingy and shabby, and there are not a few copper coins to run to buy a pair, so as not to be laughed at, you are better than me, I see you, all came here to buy couplets.

Busy time is always in a hurry, in the small courtyard of Nancheng, the dog is lying on the bamboo rocking chair and listens to the sound of bangs at three o'clock in the distance outside, and exhales heavily.

Lift your foot and pour some hot water from the tin kettle next to you into the wooden bucket again, and then put your foot in again.

Hiss~ Comfortable!

The hot hot water made the feet red, and the fatigue of the day finally went a lot.

Raising his head and facing the few people who were counting in full swing: "Count carefully, don't make a mistake!" Pick out the silver horn and put it in the basket next to it! Loose copper coins were also strung with rope. ”

A few people nodded, and a basket of copper coins fell to the ground with a bang, and the copper coins without long legs ran very fast, some went east and some went west, rolling all over the house, and the angry dog pointed at a few people and began to scold: "Liu Dasha, are you stupid, get a whole house, do you pick it up one by one!" ”

The big fool smiled and said: "Don't worry, Brother Dog, I pick up money very quickly, I guarantee that I won't miss one!" ”

The dog rolled her eyes and said, "If you miss one, then you don't want new clothes for the New Year." ”

Dasha hurriedly said with a bitter face: "Don't go, Brother Dog, I know it's wrong, so I'll pick up the money left." ”

After finishing speaking, he pulled Xiaokang, pouted his ass and picked up the copper coins all over the room, and the dog pouted and said to the dog leftover who was accounting for the accounts on the square table: "Dog leftover, where have you been muttering for an hour, haven't you calculated such a simple account yet?" ”

Gou Yu raised his head and stuck out his tongue at the dog and said: "Brother Dog, I can only count within two hands, there are too many items here, I don't know how many times I count!" ”

With a long sigh, the dog closed his eyes, leaned back on the recliner and sighed to the sky: "It seems that it is really impossible not to learn words without learning!" ”

"You sort out all the account books, put them next to you, and I'll come out and calculate them myself in a while!"

Gou Yu's face immediately relaxed, and he said happily to the dog: "Okay Brother Dog, I have sorted out all the account books, by the way, are you hungry?" I'm going to buy you two meat steamed buns? ”

The dog shook his head, dragged the dry linen cloth beside him, lifted his feet, carefully dried both feet, smelled the sour smell of the footwear, and called him to go to the house and get a clean pair.

Carefully put it on, put on the shoes and picked up the wooden basin for soaking feet, opened the door, looked at the remote wall and spilled it out with a wave of his hand.

Hurriedly turned around and closed the door, only then pointed to the dog leftover and said: "What kind of meat steamed buns to eat at night, I didn't eat less for dinner, don't come to find any excuses, you dodge, I'll count, such a thing is not clear!" ”

drove the dog away and sat on the stool.

First picked up a few pieces of paper with different fonts next to him, looked at the numbers on them, and listed them on the paper one by one, and after all the numbers were listed, the dog looked at a large piece of paper densely packed and sighed softly.

No wonder the dog is confused, such a large number of numbers, if you only count by breaking your fingers, you can't count it for three days and three nights.

It would be nice if there was an abacus.,I heard that that thing is a dozen small wooden beads strung together.,As long as you know the formula algorithm.,A few breaths of time can be calculated.,But I heard that this thing is not cheap.,Forget it.,Let's do it slowly!

Pinching his fingers and reciting the mantra in his mouth, the dog will rewrite a set of numbers on a piece of white paper, and when all the numbers on the first paper are counted, the dog will change to another piece of paper to calculate, just like that, it has been poured three times, and the numbers are all calculated.

It's a total of 12 and 153 texts!

Among them, the ordinary black couplets were sold for nearly seven yuan, and the rest were all golden couplets.

The two together sold a total of nearly 980 pairs, excluding the capital, the dog can net more than ten dollars!

You can earn ten times of money in three days, and the dog is really satisfied! After all, it is a small business, and it is not as big as a business.

Ten times money is not much, but for ordinary people, it has to be fortunate to work hard for half a year to earn it.

For a while, several babies shouted to eat big meat steamed buns!

It's been weird to be tired these days, and the dog has responded with a smile.

It's a big deal to take out three pieces of silver money and buy hundreds of pounds of pork to satisfy their hunger.

The rest of the money...

A pair of cotton shoes, a cotton coat, is only enough to buy four, open your own small book, just promise to go out, one, two, three...... A total of eight people, plus Dasha, Gou Yu, Xiaoyi, and Dakang brothers, forget it, don't buy it.

I thought I was rich, but I turned out to be a poor bastard!

Looking up at a few people who were having a heartless and heartless laugh, the dog sighed heavily.

I don't know what kind of business the Zhang brothers are doing, they have made so much money in just a few months, and then look at themselves, they are already satisfied with only ten times of money, they are really short-sighted!

"Brother Lang, when are we going to eat meat?"

Seeing Dasha looking at himself with a smile on his face, the dog scolded fiercely: "Eat fart meat, where is the money to buy it for you, drink gruel!" ”

He entered the house scolding, leaving only a few people stunned at a pile of copper coins.