The long-lost smoke rose halfway up the mountainside, drifting upwards and diagonally into the sky, and unknown birds chirped around it, and the strong wind that fanned its wings '.....fluttered' dispersed it again, and transformed into several smokes..........

A few fat chickens were stewed in the pot on the simple stove on the ground, exuding bursts of fragrant aroma, wafting around the thatched house, causing the old dog to bark excitedly and sadly from time to time, and helplessly rotated anxiously back and forth around the fixing pile.

Like the breath of the New Year, the uncle and the old woman were busy back and forth, with happy smiles on their faces, and teasing each other from time to time.

Looking at the warm scene in front of him, Zhang Mingyuan felt that all his actions today were worth it, and the merciless ridicule of his uncle all day long was also like a cloud of smoke.

He Hanpi sat around the dilapidated table, quietly waiting for the two old men to serve the wine and meat.

"Hanpi, as a Huaxia Tong, do you think we can still go back?" Zhang Mingyuan looked at the cave from afar and said lightly.

Hanpi twitched his nose vigorously, letting the aroma of fat chicken fill his nostrils, and grinned: "What do you say?" I think it's a good place. ”

Zhang Mingyuan was speechless for a moment: "Didn't you faint because you heard that it was very chaotic here?" ”

Hanpi's bright eyes suddenly dimmed, and he sighed, "Is it still messier than Fuer?" After a pause, he continued: "I was originally an orphan, and I would rather die in a place with beautiful mountains and rivers than in a place full of sand and civil strife. ”

Zhang Mingyuan was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect his thinking to change so quickly, and then he thought that this was a hard-working person who was completely disappointed in his country, no wonder he had this idea of giving up on himself. said lightly: "If we go back, I can help you join the Chinese nationality and let you live a peaceful life for the rest of your life." ”

Hanpi's dull eyes instantly brightened, and then dimmed again, and said faintly: "It's good, but how can we go back?" ”

Zhang Mingyuan saw that a few words had aroused his endless hope, and hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: "We were struck by lightning, we can try again!" ”

Hanpi looked at him with an incredulous expression, his eyes full of slightly mocking and sympathetic looks, and said leisurely: "Boss, do you know what is the probability of being struck by lightning in a person's life? ”

Zhang Mingyuan: "........."

Suddenly a little crazy, that's right, this is exactly the contemptuous look that Uncle Ming Dynasty has been exerting all day, absolutely confirmed.

Seeing that he didn't react, Hanpi looked at the blue sky from afar, and said coolly: "It's a 1 in 60 million probability." ”

Zhang Mingyuan couldn't see him being so cool, and felt that he had infringed on his patent, and said fiercely: "Didn't you say 'pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning'?" ”

Hanpi was unmoved, with sympathy, contempt, contempt, and contempt in his eyes...... The color became more and more prevalent, and he said slowly: "Boss, that's just a legend. ”

Zhang Mingyuan: "........."

Zhang Mingyuan was a little annoyed, and the return strategy that he racked his brains to finally think of was ruthlessly denied by Hanpi, and his dream of re-crossing was also shattered.

In fact, Zhang Mingyuan didn't know that the idea of 'pretending to be struck by lightning' and then crossing again was extremely unreliable, and he also felt a little ridiculous to quench his thirst by drinking, but this was the only straw to cross, even if there was only a 1 in 100 million probability that he would have to try, because, compared to the troubled times here, he wanted to fuck more.

Family affection cannot be separated even across time and space.

A stupid orphan in a foreign country, he knows a fart.

Zhang Mingyuan once again felt that he was being ruthlessly ridiculed, and he was a fool who lacked any quality and culture, just like the uncle of the Ming Dynasty who didn't speak much all day but always hung this unfriendly ridicule on his face, he couldn't help clenching his fists, his face was cloudy, and gradually swelled up with a cloud of shame, and turned red slowly... Dark.. Purple.. Purple... Finally, it turned black and purple......

"Then why do you say, 'pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning'?" A loud and feeble roar.....

Hanpi was taken aback, twitching his body, black and sloppy turned into fresh and cute in seconds, innocent and aggrieved instantly surged into his face, if it weren't for the power of 'men don't flick when they have tears', it is estimated that two lines of hot tears can be squeezed out.......

"Boss, isn't that a self-comforting ridicule in extreme horror when you are suddenly struck by lightning with a 1 in 60 million probability?" Hanpi cried for a while, and said leisurely: "Pretending to be pure is still being wheeled, why don't I feel it?" ”

'Crackling...........'

There are no shadow hands, and no shadow feet are coming.......

"Has it been fulfilled?" Zhang Mingyuan was furious: "Get out, cook." ”

Hanpi, who had a blue nose and swollen face, crawled out with his hands and feet........

"Is it really 'pretending to be pure and being wheeled by people'?"

..............

The dinner was extremely sweet, and the people of the previous generations who were used to eating instant chicken were full of praise for the natural and pollution-free chicken.

Hanpi had long forgotten Zhang Mingyuan's rudeness, and compared to his blue nose and swollen face, the delicacy made him forget everything.

After feasting, the satisfied Hanpi picked up a small stool and leaned towards Zhang Mingyuan, looked at him pitifully, and whispered: "Boss, I heard that only sinners who are full of evil will be killed by thunder. ”

Zhang Mingyuan looked at him coldly, he didn't expect that he had just been punched and kicked, and he forgot to clean up in a blink of an eye, and he had to pick up the sad topic of 'pretending to be forced to be struck by lightning', isn't he afraid of pretending to be pure and being 'slammed' again?

Incomparably down-to-earth and forgetful guys.

Zhang Mingyuan couldn't figure it out, how could foreign countries do such a strange man? Especially in tropical desert climate areas.

"Getting to the point." Zhang Mingyuan was speechless.

"Look, Boss! Twenty-two people were chopped off, and only seventeen of us were alive. Hanpi grinned and said flatteringly, "Doesn't that illustrate an incomparably clear truth?" He was counting on the boss to come to his senses.

Zhang Mingyuan's head is a little big, I really don't understand what this strange thing is going to do?

The uncle finally couldn't help it, showed a little disdain, and was about to open his mouth.......

Zhang Mingyuan glared at him helplessly, meaning: You know.

The uncle stopped talking, but the look of disdain in his eyes was even better........

Zhang Mingyuan was very helpless, why can't I guess the meaning of this second goods, am I really stupid?

Pretending to be calm and taking a deep breath, this field must be found on the second cargo Hanpi.

"Give you another chance." Zhang Mingyuan leisurely rolled up his sleeves, revealing a fist the size of a sandbag, blew at it, and said lightly: "The central idea? ”

Hanpi, who had already tasted the power of this thing, no longer dared to hold it up, and sat up straight with a 'Teng' sound, without thinking, like a bamboo tube pouring beans, and poured out in an uproar: "Boss, these fifteen gangsters are all my neighbors, and they haven't done anything hurtful, at most they are misbehaving." Besides, Thunder only killed five people, which means that we are all good people, at least not people full of evil......"

"Humph!" Zhang Mingyuan snorted heavily and responded to a question.

"Of course you're a great guy." Hanpi was innocent and finally dared to say the last word.

"Boss, there are still fifteen people who haven't eaten?" Hanpi didn't think twice.

"I went and patronized the meal, but I didn't expect that there were still fifteen lives to be fed!" Zhang Mingyuan was speechless and said angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier? ”

"Boss, the chicken is so delicious."

Zhang Mingyuan: "..........."

"Punish you for going into the mountains to pick fruit."

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