"Authentic Shaolin Kung Fu is a gift! Take a look at the five pennies! Five cents is not much, you can't buy a house, you can't buy a car, you can't travel to Moscow. ”

The mischievous and witty sentences coupled with the sonorous sound of banging finally attracted a large number of pedestrians, and the inner three floors and the outer three floors surrounded a small venue.

The people stood on tiptoe and talked about it.

"What is Moscow?"

"It's like a place."

"I guess it's Yan Song's bastard who made a name for himself."

.........

There were more and more discussions, which gave Zhang Mingyuan great confidence. The uncle next to him was stunned, and looked at Zhang Mingyuan in more and more amazement, his mouth was open like a copper basin, and his big eyes like copper bells stared at him directly, as if he was a monster.

Qiang, Qiang, Qiang............

"There are many martial arts routines, Zilong dares to fight Changbanpo;

Kung fu is true, and General Qi is needed to destroy the Japanese;

Martial arts is strong, and the war is so bad that you want to call your mother;

The love is deep, the rain is cloudy, and the martial arts are good and majestic;

Fight the Japanese and kill the Japanese thieves, we still have to let him not do it.

Take a look, take a look! ”

"Well, that's a good point." The uneven applause came from time to time, and then burst into warm applause, and many people were so excited that their palms were red.

Qiang, Qiang, Qiang............

The sound of copper coins smashing the ground ...... sounded continuously, and after a while, a shallow layer of Jiajing Tongbao was piled on the ground.

The uncle was completely shocked, he knew Zhang Mingyuan's details, but he didn't expect this guy to have the ability to export chapters, and what was even more terrifying was that he could pluck a lot of hairs from the ordinary people who dared to drink blood with you when they plucked a hair.

Zhang Mingyuan glared at him fiercely, and the uncle hurriedly wiped his hands, and happily stepped forward to pick up the copper coins on the ground, to be honest, after living for such a long time, he has never seen so much money, it is definitely a huge amount of money.

Of course, Zhang Mingyuan didn't expect such an easy result, and he couldn't help but increase his confidence.......

Qiang, Qiang, Qiang............

"Shaolin kung fu is good, and the Japanese are so quick to run;

Shaolin kung fu is wonderful, and the fight is so bad that the wokos are croaking.

How about Shaolin Kung Fu, I'll give you a sample.

Shaolin kung fu is strong, and it scared the widows to call their parents. ”

There are more copper coins on the ground ...... 'Papa'.......

After chattering for a long time, and not seeing a real kung fu demonstration, someone finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted: "The boy who beats the gong, don't just say that you can't practice?" ”

"yes? That's a good point. ”

........

The uncle, who had just picked up the copper coins, looked at him with bad intentions, his face full of schadenfreude, as if he wanted to see him make a fool........

Zhang Mingyuan couldn't get used to the ridicule of this old dick, so he walked to the middle of the field and stood still, hugged his fists and said: "Today, I will give everyone a Shaolin mastery, 'Drunken Phoenix Boxing'." "How can he know what Shaolin boxing, it's just that the boxing skills he learned in the special forces are called Shaolin boxing and are now learned and sold.

But see in the field:

The shadow of the fist is circling and flying, and the fist wind moves forward, like a tiger in the mountains, and like a dragon in the deep sea; Long sleeves fluttering, cold as the wind; The old way of moves, one dip and go; It's really like a phoenix bird dancing, staggering. It's really a response: the tiger in the following mountain, moving and turning over to show the style of the king; The dragon leaving the sea, turning over the river and the sea, interpreting the overlord romance.

It is completely a practical boxing technique, a boxing technique that causes death.

After the performance, he closed his fists, and then hugged his fists to thank each other.............

The crowd once again erupted in warm applause and cheers, accompanied by the sound of 'bang....' copper coins smashing to the ground.............

The people of the Ming Dynasty have never seen these tricks that can kill people, compared to the flashy and unrealistic techniques of the army of the Ming Dynasty, this is the trick that can really go into battle to kill the Japanese invaders, so applause and cheers continue to come.

...........

After receiving the copper coins handed by the uncle, after the preliminary estimate was about a dozen copper coins, Zhang Mingyuan smiled very openly, as if a plum blossom blooming in the cold wind in the suburbs on a cold winter day, delicate and lovely.

The uncle was not calm, his wrinkled old face was full of incredulity, and the copper basin was so big that his mouth opened and closed, and he couldn't close it for a long time.

Zhang Mingyuan finally poured out the sullenness in his heart that he had despised for a long time, grinned at him, and then said with a serious face, "Uncle, are you full of guilt for your malicious laughter in the morning?" Do you have a feeling of admiration growing deep in your heart? Do you have? Do you have? He asked a question.

Deliberately paused, his hands were drastically and exaggeratedly put on his back, he stiffened his chest suddenly, tilted his head at a 45-degree angle, gave his eyes a posture of looking at the world, shook his head pretending to be forced, and said slowly: "Hey! Life must be happy, and you can see all the Chang'an flowers in one day. Why am I so talented? ”

Suddenly, he straightened his body and smashed his right foot downward, then his head slowly swung to the left, and at the same time, his arms slowly stretched out on both sides of his torso....... With the words: "Kuang.. Fu....", holding a flower in the air with both hands..... "is... Righteous .....", then up with his right hand and down with his left hand, steady his head, and put on a courageous posture to freeze....".... is the mission..."; Then, with your hands hanging down, you cross your chest slightly ...... "Earn.." After that, the left hand continues upwards and the right hand continues downward .................. Small.. Money....", finally, left hand, right hand down, head straight, eyes ahead, frozen...., "I... Most... Take... hands".

The uncle stared at him for a dazzling operation technique, his mouth couldn't close even more, and a clear stream of water slowly flowed down from the corner of his mouth.

Looking at his villainous appearance, he suddenly felt that his feet were very itchy, and he suddenly had an urge to kick him a few times in his heart, but finally forgave him this time for the sake of Jiajing Tongbao's face. The anger suddenly disappeared by more than half, his expression was a little lonely, he sighed lightly, and said leisurely: "It's a life that is proud, and you can see all the Chang'an flowers in one day." ”

After a long time of looking at the world, only in exchange for the uncle's correct correction of the pretending verses, Zhang Mingyuan only felt that his whole body was relaxed, and he suddenly relaxed, and he couldn't cry or laugh at the uncle's incomprehensible feelings, and he still didn't give up: "Uncle, I work so hard to make money, can't your old man praise me a little?" Even if you don't praise you in words, you should at least show a hint of adoration on your facial expressions, right? ”

The uncle stroked his beard, smiled faintly, shook his head and said, "Full of losses, humble gains." As an old man, I have the responsibility to remind younger generations not to get carried away. ”

Zhang Mingyuan: "............"

Zhang Mingyuan couldn't help but think of a famous saying that has not changed through the ages: Your uncle is really your uncle.

Quietly, the invisible and flawless taunt has been completed, which is difficult to guard against, and there is not a trace of flaw.

Zhang Mingyuan made up his mind that if he wanted to stay away from him in the future, it was best to be close at hand and not see each other, because in front of him, there was no sense of existence at all.

But fortunately, aside from the borrowing costs, there are still a lot of copper coins, which is enough for a dozen people to spend for a while.

I was really happy for a while holding on to my hard-earned money, and suddenly I was interrupted again.....

"Give me wages."

"Why?" Hold your money bag tightly.

"I'm going to sell meat to my mother, hey! He hadn't eaten in a long time. ”

With a 'snap', he slapped the money bag on the uncle's hand, and said, "Buy more." ”

A clear tear silently burrowed into the earth.

Zhang Mingyuan cried.

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