Chapter Seventy-Three: The Big Wedding (3)
It was dawn, and the prime minister Zeng Ye and the praiser Zeng Gong also came.
Hearing Fang Zhongyong talk about the arrangements for welcoming relatives, the two were very envious of Fang Zhongyong's holy family. Zeng Ye also smiled and mocked Zeng Gong, who was slightly older than Fang Zhongyong: "Xiao Gong, when will you come to an official family to marry?" ”
Zeng Gong said very "seriously": "Wen Yuan is talented, and the official family has this honor." The younger brother is only a shallow learner, but I am afraid that there is no hope in this life. Could it be that my Zeng Zigu is destined to be lonely for a lifetime? Bitter! ”
Didn't you say that Zeng Gong in history was a very old-fashioned person? Who did you learn from whom? Especially the last bitterness, why does it sound so familiar? Whatever, greeting guests is the right thing!
The first and most recent, his brother-in-law Fu Bi came with his wife. The eldest sister-in-law also cried out for her sister: "I have never heard of marrying two brides at once, I don't know who is the main house in your heart?" ”
Fang Zhongyong couldn't speak, and Fu Bi persuaded: "Madame be cautious." This is determined by the officials, how can we question it? Brother Wen Yuanxian has his own measure. As he spoke, he gave Fang Zhongyong an apologetic look.
What can Fang Zhongyong say, what dare he say? can only smile bitterly.
I thought that there were few guests, and it was enough for my own people to celebrate behind closed doors. Unexpectedly, many people who had some and didn't came to the door.
Such as this, Cao Yi's cousin Cao Tong (yi), alias Cao Jingxiu, and also known as Uncle Cao Guo. Yes, you read that right, it is Uncle Cao Guo, one of the Eight Immortals.
It is said that although he has met Cao Yi once and has a good relationship, how dare he alarm Uncle Cao Guo, one of the Eight Immortals, to congratulate him?
Perhaps Uncle Cao Guo has not yet become an immortal at this time, and there is not much dust in his words, but he seems humble and benevolent, showing the family style of the Cao family's "poetry and rites are heirlooms, hairpins are inherited".
As soon as Uncle Cao Guo was welcomed into the mansion, a group of killers came.
The leader is about 30 years old, dressed as a flower arm on the street of Bianliang. Fang Zhongyong thought that the green skin on the street who didn't know how to die came to make trouble, and was about to order someone to drive him out. The old thug, who was smeared with oil and water, and had two ribbon fish tattooed on his chest, was named.
He claimed to be Shi Zongyong's uncle, and Chongyi made Shi Yi's grandson.
If he had a relationship with Shi Zongyong's peers, Fang Zhongyong would have to call Uncle Shi.
As soon as he shouted, he was interrupted by Shi Yisun: "Let's talk about our own things." I'm also a non-caring position, and I'm even lower than you in terms of rank, so don't call me sir, in that case, I have to call you Shangguan. How old am I to call me brother? ”
Fang Zhongyong also didn't have the habit of being a junior when he saw someone, and shouted tentatively: "Brother? ”
Shi Yisun was overjoyed: "Good brother! That's right, hey, this is a congratulatory gift, take it! ”
Fang Zhongyong was taken aback, this brother who had just recognized him would give a thousand yuan of money, isn't it appropriate? Hurriedly excused himself. Unexpectedly, Shi Yisun was so annoyed that he left without even entering the door.
Yan Fu, the housekeeper of the Yan Mansion who came to take care of it, explained: "My uncle doesn't know anything. The second master of the Shi family is used to playing on the street on weekdays, and he has everything he does. By the way, the spleen and stomach are not hesitated to cut off the head and bones. If you hurt him, you immediately turned your face and didn't recognize anyone. It's really not easy to deal with! ”
Fang Zhongyong smiled when he heard this: "It turned out to be a lover person. In fact, I admire this kind of person very much, refreshing, direct, and don't have to think too much about dealing with him. As long as you don't commit adultery, it's still good to be a playmate! ”
If the Cao family and the Shi family are still somewhat connected, and many of the people who appear behind are people who are unknown in their lives and can't even beat them.
There are the Prime Minister's family, the Privy Council's family, the Three Ministers' Family, the Imperial History's Cheng Family, and so on. Almost all the people who hung the number in the court either sent their nephews or housekeepers.
Fang Zhongyong can actually understand.
Governor Yan Shen married his daughter's family with a small population, and he also paid out a lot of dowry, and he was suspected of looking for a draw when he went to Yan's mansion to congratulate him. But after all, it is a great joy, and if you don't come, you will lose your manners, and it will be difficult to see each other in the future. And Fang Zhongyong's six yuan and the first, the official family Qin gave two equal wives, and the grace was not two for a while, and it was not far off to enter the phase in the future. Come to the door to congratulate, but there is also an incense.
Of course, there are also people who make Fang Zhongyong incomprehensible.
Fang Zhongyong felt that the guests should have almost arrived, so he went to the mansion to entertain the guests. Suddenly, I heard Uncle Zhong report that there was a Taoist outside the door who wanted to see Fang Zhongyong.
Fang Zhong Yongxi said: "But the Bora Heavenly Monarch is here?" ”
Uncle Zhong knew the Heavenly Monarch of Bora and said, "It's not the Heavenly Monarch coming. I didn't tell him who it was, and I didn't leave after giving him some food and drinks. The old slave thought he wanted some money, so he gave him some. The Taoist accepted it unceremoniously, but said that today was the young master's big day, and there was a gift to give, but the young master had to go and pick it up in person. ”
Helpless, Fang Zhongyong had no choice but to return to the door, only to see that the person was even more sloppy than the treasure of the Heavenly Monarch. People call themselves poor Dao is a humble word to show their shallow Taoism, and this is really poor.
Baolai still has a robe of the Dao, and there is no dirt on his body, which is worthy of the sentence "fairy wind bones". This one, a dress that looked like a Taoist robe was worn on his body, but the two sleeves were missing, and there were only two and a half straw sandals left on his feet.
What is two halves? Have you ever seen flip-flops?
Fang Zhongyong didn't dislike the sloppiness of that person, and asked, "I don't know what the Changzun is?" Why do you want to come to the Humble House today? ”
The man pulled a strand of meat out of his teeth, looked at it, and put it in his mouth to eat.
Seeing Fang Zhongyong's expression of wanting to vomit, the Taoist said with disdain: "I eat the meat in my own mouth, who do you show that ghostly look?" Oh yes, you ask my name? I don't remember exactly, everyone called me the Fire Dragon. ”
Dragon? What about dragon fruit?
Dragon! Fire dragon real people! Zhang Sanfeng's master!
As soon as he thought of this, Fang Zhongyong immediately froze.
In terms of seniority, Fang Zhongyong wanted to call out his uncle.
This is a master!
In the future, if you want to go to the street to flirt with a woman from a good family, or go to Xixia to pick Li Yuanhao's head or something, this is the best choice to be a thug! With him, you can save your life without worry!
Fang Zhongyong hurriedly saluted and said, "I've seen Uncle Shi!" Dare to invite Uncle Shi into the banquet! ”
The fire dragon pursed his lips and said, "I heard my senior brother say that he accepted a disciple with a name, right?" It's not good! I don't understand any etiquette. That's it, Lao Dao heard that you want to learn some exercises, yes or no? ”
Fang Zhongyong turned into a kowtow worm, nodded his head incessantly, and pleaded: "My master is not good at fighting techniques, and only passed on the disciple's Nine Turns Xuangong Mental Method. It is excellent to be in good shape, but it is reluctant to fight in battle. I heard that Uncle Shi is proficient in the art of fighting, and I dare to ask Uncle Shi for advice. ”
The Fire Dragon True Man looked at Fang Zhongyong carefully for a while, then nodded, "Your muscles and bones are okay, and your cultivation of the Nine Turns Xuangong is also a little successful." Although I am not as smart as my disciple, I am still diligent in thinking that you are still diligent, so I will teach you some Taoism! ”
After speaking, he took out two thin booklets from somewhere and handed them to Fang Zhongyong.
Huolong Zhenren said: "You have my Taoist supreme heart method as the base, and you can get twice the result with half the effort by practicing the outer door boxing method and the blade. This palm seems to be soft, urging with internal strength, but it can hurt people invisibly. Even if you are heavily armoured, you will not escape the shattering of your internal organs. Do you like it? ”
Okay, this is a bone palm! To learn, to learn!
The fire dragon real person continued: "The other one is the Rouyun Sword Technique. Once this swordsmanship is launched, it continues, after one move, no matter how the opponent parries and retreats, the second move follows, such as soft silk, spring clouds. Although it is not as powerful as the sword technique, but after practicing the Fa, dozens of people are not allowed to get close. ”
Fang Zhongyong didn't learn from a certain monkey to ask "Can you live forever?", and it is estimated that the real person of the fire dragon does not have the problem of teaching disciples in the middle of the night. His attention was on a little Zhengtai with red lips and white teeth behind the fire dragon real person.
That little Zhengtai is about six or seven years old, cleaned up and clean, and wants people to take a bite when he looks at it.
Fang Zhongyong asked, "But Senior Brother Sanfeng?" ”
Xiao Zhengtai saluted and replied, "I've seen senior brother." ”
Fang Zhongyong took out his senior brother's style, touched Zhang Sanfeng's head and said, "Senior brother! You have to practice Taoism and martial arts with your uncle. In the future, the martial arts will be great, will you come to help the senior brother fight the bad guys? ”
Xiao Zhengtai Zhang Sanfeng replied crisply: "Okay! ”
Fang Zhongyong forcibly suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, "I touched Zhang Sanfeng's head", and invited his uncle to eat again.
The fire dragon real person waved his hand and said, "Who is impatient to mess with you insects in the red dust." Just bring more of your braised pork and called flower chicken, and we'll just get some when we're full. In the future, we will meet each other. As for my disciple Sanfeng, you don't have to make any mess of things. When he has had enough experience in the rivers and lakes, he will naturally come to you. Go, it's time for your bride to arrive. Lao Dao has no long things, so he won't give them a meeting gift. ”
After Fang Zhongyong thanked him again, he just got up and walked to the house, when he was stopped by the fire dragon Zhenren again: "You young people are always greedy for the joy of bedding. If you cut it down, it will not be in line with the way of health preservation. I have a book of the art in the room here, and you can practice it with your two wives. It's endless! ”
Fang Zhongyong decided to ignore this salty and wet guy, took the booklet and fled.
Suddenly, the two brides have been received. There are no difficulties such as hypnotic poems, puppet looks, and asking for red envelopes from ordinary people, and Li Xian and Dou Shouzhi have all solved it with a sentence of "Queen Mother's Decree".
The auspicious time has come, burn incense and candles, set off firecrackers, and worship heaven and earth.
Although the praiser Zeng Gong shouted that it was sent to the cave room, Fang Zhongyong couldn't leave a group of guests to have a good time no matter how obsessed he was, right? had to leave behind the two beauties and maneuver between many big men.
Seeing that he was about to be drunk, Chen Lin and Chen Gonggong appeared in time.
Chen Lin whispered: "Please Lord Fang go to wash first, and then go to the flower hall with our family to see the nobles." ”
Elegant? No one is as expensive today as my two wives! Fang Zhongyong was uncomfortable.
When he arrived at the flower hall, Fang Zhongyong's wine was all gone. Without him, he couldn't afford to offend several people in the flower hall.
Yan Shu, the old man, dare not offend.
Wang Yi, the old man, did not dare to offend.
It's just that these two married daughters came to drink their daughter's wedding wine, why did they feel so weird? Shouldn't you be feeling sorry for your daughter and dowry at this time?
And the old man who is barely sitting in the chair, although you are a small person, but you are also in-laws with these two, as for trembling there?
And who is standing on the throne with his back on his back, yes, you are the one. Who are you? Dare to go wild in my house, and turn your bones into a palm with one move!
The man turned around slowly, and Fang Zhongyong suddenly turned into a lucky villain: "I don't know that the official family is coming, and the minister is far away." Capital offense, capital offense! ”
Zhao Zhen smiled: "Fang Aiqing doesn't need to be polite. Your three elders were also called by me, don't you blame them? ”
Fang Zhongyong hurriedly said: "How dare you!" ”
Zhao Zhen said: "Although it is not in line with the etiquette, I am bored in the palace, and I think of how the champion of the big Dengke is a little Dengke." I think it's no longer in accordance with the etiquette for you to marry two equal wives, so I just don't agree with it anymore. I called Yan and Wang to chat with me. Ling Zun is today's Dong Weng, and he also sits together, what does Aiqing think? ”
Looking at his father, who was about to faint, Fang Zhongyong dared to say that it was not good?
It's all to blame for Zhao Zhen, who doesn't take the usual path, what's the matter with you? Still look at how Zhuang Yuanlang is a little Dengke? Do you think that you are like your ancestors, who "sketched" the scene after the "Xingxing" Xiao Zhou, and invited others to see their majestic posture?
The relationship between Huolong Zhenren and Zhang Sanfeng is recorded in the official history, and it is not a slag to sigh and fabricate. Huolong's real deeds are unknown, his origin is unknown, and only one poem remains: the Taoist number is even the same as Zheng Huolong, and his name is hidden in the void. Since the degree of Sanfeng, it has been returned to the weak water east of Penglai.