Chapter Seventy-Four: Woman, Your Name Is Beautiful
According to Westerners, that is beautiful, but it is also private. Normal people don't and don't allow others to visit themselves and others (especially their wives).
Fang Zhongyong is a standard normal person, and he is very stingy with his hard-earned wife. Therefore, Zhao Zhen's delusion is absolutely impossible to realize. Don't talk about him, even the king of heaven and Lao Tzu.
Fortunately, Zhao Zhen just said it casually, and he didn't really want to observe, he was more proud of the happy marriage he had single-handedly promoted. It's like a writer who has finally written a good piece of work and wants to be praised by readers.
So, Fang Zhongyong spoke like a tide, boasting Zhao Zhen like a monarch through the ages, and expressed his gratitude to the old Zhao family in a timely manner. It wasn't until Yan Shu and Wang Yi were about to vomit that Zhao Zhen returned to the palace satisfied.
By the time Fang Zhongyong sent the guests away, it was almost dark.
Fang Zhongyong, who was in a hurry, hurriedly ran to the new house, and the two delicate brides had not eaten yet! What should I do if I'm hungry and thin?
It is not accurate to say that I didn't eat it, after the worship of the church, the blessed mother-in-law held a bowl of half-baked dumplings and invited the two brides to eat one each, and asked: "Born or not?" ”
The two brides replied playfully, "Raw! ”
But eating only one dumpling a day and having to maintain a dignified posture is definitely quite torturous. Fang Zhongyong came to the door, not as anxious as the officials thought, and then carried out an indescribable activity.
Just ask me, if your beloved girlfriend is hungry for a day, will you only think of those indescribable acts? The officials who have a little bit of beasts will inevitably nod, but who is Fang Zhongyong? That's a man who in the pit with his face facing outward, how can he be so unsympathetic?
Naturally, the bride's red hijab was picked off with a weighing rod, and then the blessed mother-in-law offered one, uh no, two gourds, one cut into two, poured cool rice wine, and drank a cup of wine. Of course, Fang Zhongyong drank two glasses. In this way, the etiquette is completed.
The rest is easy.
Serve the two ladies to remove their makeup, and then bring the stewed rice porridge to a thin scale, and each person snorts and drinks a big bowl. Fang Zhongyong only cared about drinking all day, and he had to eat a little to return to his soul.
The two brides' eating appearance is not elegant, this is hungry!
Fang Zhongyong held one in one hand and said apologetically: "It's hard for the two ladies!" It's a lot of hard work to get married, but there can't be a second time! ”
Wang Lingwei said angrily: "Today, you married me and Sister Keiko all at once, are you still not satisfied?" Want to have another time? ”
Fang Zhongyong knew that he was speechless, so he didn't dare to answer, and asked Yan Rongyue for help.
Yan Rongyue smiled: "Sister Wei'er, don't squeeze on the princess. Look at his pitiful appearance, spread out, and think how domineering our sisters are! ”
Wang Lingwei pretended to complain: "I know that you are deeply affectionate, and I think that my little concubine is an eyesore." I'm gone, let me die alone in Xiyuan! He also sang miserably and miserably "The beautiful scenery of the good day is the ...... of the sky"
Stop, what are you trying to do? You don't have to do it anymore!
Fang Zhongyong hugged Wang Lingwei into his arms, and said with a straight face: "Wei'er, I know you still feel a little wronged in your heart. In my heart, the two of you are equally important, and there is no distinction between high and low. It doesn't mean anything else to let you live in the West Garden, and Keiko lives in the East Garden.
Today, the flower candles in the cave room are set up in the East Garden, just for convenience, Wei'er, don't think about it!
Of course, if you two don't mind, how about the three of us living in this East Garden? I don't mind! ”
The two girls spat at the same time.
Yan Rongyue ignored someone who was full of unhealthy thoughts, took Wang Lingwei's hand and turned around and walked to the corner.
Yan Rongyue first said a few words to Wang Lingwei, Wang Lingwei shook her head and replied a few words, Yan Rongyue shook her head and said a few words, Wang Lingwei shook her head again and said a few words......
What about acting in pantomime?
Just as Fang Zhongyong was comparing the second daughter's pantomime with the level of a famous mime actor he had seen in his previous life, Yan Rongyue walked up to him and said, "I don't know which waiter Master Fang wants tonight?" ”
Fang Zhongyong's fire suddenly rose.
Which one do you want? Am I such a superficial person? Of course I want them all!
But this is just a beautiful vision, according to the consistent performance of the two daughters, they are afraid that they are temporarily unacceptable to three skins, four skins or something.
But no matter who you choose, the other one is bound to be a little lost, and even leave a hidden worry for the future relationship.
From the bottom of his heart, Fang Zhongyong hopes that the women he loves can live happily for the rest of his life (please pay attention to the word "all"!). He didn't want to leave anyone with even a shred of regret.
And more importantly, there are traps in Yan Rongyue's words. How could Fang Zhongyong be so obvious? He immediately said: "But it depends on the two ladies!" "The implication is that any lady can summon a small attendant, and I am not the one who picks and chooses.
Yan Rongyue didn't reply, Wang Lingwei hurriedly said, "Then Sister Keiko!" ”
Yan Rongyue said in shame: "You obviously agreed just now!" ”
Seeing a "palace fight" staged, Fang Zhongyong smiled and said, "Don't fight, the three of us will sleep together tonight." ”
The two girls let out an "ah" at the same time.
"Ahhh It's literally, sleeping together. Don't you understand what it means to sleep together? Fang Zhongyong decided to ignore these two people who were full of impure thoughts, and took off his coat and left only his obscene clothes. Holding a bamboo lady (don't think about it, it's just a bamboo cooling utensil.) Lie down on the bed, comfortable!
The two girls glanced at each other suspiciously, and slowly took off their cumbersome wedding dresses, still wrapped tightly around their bodies, and slowly lay down on the marriage bed.
Thanks to the very large bed, the two daughters were close together, and there was still a lot of distance from Fang Zhongyong.
Fang Zhongyong couldn't help crying and laughing when he saw this: "You guys are dressed so much, and you are still huddled together, aren't you afraid of covering your prickly heat?" ”
The two girls shook their heads at the same time. Clearly, they think someone is more of a threat than an itchy prickly heat.
Fang Zhongyong was helpless, got up and took a teacup, put it between himself and the second daughter, squeezed it inside, and said: "Use this teacup as the boundary, and promise that the husband will not take a step beyond the thunder pool." ”
The long night was long, and they had no intention of sleeping, and the three of them stared at each other.
If it is an ordinary couple, it is likely to carry out some indescribable behavior at this time.
But what kind of person is Fang Zhongyong, how can he be confused by a little pink skeleton? Tang Seng in the heart of the middle school silently recited "not dirty, not pure, not increasing or decreasing......" several times.
And then the egg!
Stop chanting, let's talk about the story instead, so as to divert attention. Fang Zhongyong got up and sat up.
The second daughter was shocked, hurriedly hugged each other, and looked at Fang Zhongyong with pitiful eyes.
Fang Zhongyong was speechless: "You don't have to be so nervous. Seeing that you are not sleepy, let me tell you a story. ”
Yan Rongyue still looked at Fang Zhongyong cautiously, Wang Lingwei was finally a little tricky, and clapped her hands and said, "Okay, good!" ”
Fang Zhongyong cleared his throat and said: "It is said that in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, there was a strange woman named Zhu Yingtai......
Wang Lingwei pouted and said, "Liang Zhu, I've heard it a long time ago!" ”
"Seriously, tell a story!
It is said that Zhu Yingtai disguised himself as a man to study in the academy and fell in love with his excellent classmate Liang Shanbo. That Liang Shanbo is handsome and talented, well, just like a husband.
One day, Zhu Yingtai, who was recognized as his daughter, went out to play with Liang Shanbo. In the event of heavy rain, there is only one room left in the inn. The two had no choice but to be in the same room. ”
Yan Rongyue said with a smile: "Is Xianggong going to say some indescribable plots next?" The two of them have the intention of having a concubine, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong, right? ”
Fang Zhongyong gave a thumbs up and said, "No! ”
Seeing Yan Rongyue's stunned appearance, she smiled and said, "Is your husband that vulgar person?" Listen to me slowly.
When it was time to rest, Zhu Yingtai also put a teacup between the two like a husband, and said to Liang Shanbo that if the teacup was crossed at night, it would be a beast.
That Liangshan Bo is a humble gentleman, extremely polite, and there is no misdemeanor in one night. Guess what Zhu Yingtai will say to Liang Shanbo the next day? ”
Wang Lingwei said: "It must be that although he abides by etiquette, he is an elm pimple and incomprehensible amorous. ”
Fang Zhongyong shook his head and said, "That's not right. The next day, Zhu Yingtai slapped Liang Shanbo and scolded him for being a beast! ”
The second daughter laughed.
Fang Zhongyong said gently: "Don't be nervous, right? From acquaintance to acquaintance to this sharing bed, how much fate must be this marriage to achieve. You are the treasure in my heart, how can you not take care of it.
Although it is a great gift for husband and wife, there must always be a familiar process. If there are only pure physical needs left between two people, they are no different from animals. It always has to be a matter of course, so that it can be blended and blended, right? Blow out the candles and go to sleep! ”
Nothing was said all night.
At dawn, Fang Zhongyong woke up and saw that the two daughters were sleeping soundly, so he gently stepped over the two (in ancient times, men slept inside, it is said that it was because the woman stepped over the body was impolite). and gave each of them a gentle kiss on the forehead.
Seeing that Yan Rongyue's eyebrows moved, knowing that Yan Rongyue was already awake, Fang Zhongyong said softly: "Let's sleep for a while!" When it's time for breakfast, I'll call you to give tea to your parents. ”
Wang Lingwei sat up abruptly and shouted, "Do we still have to make breakfast?" ”
Fang Zhongyong smiled and asked, "Which of the two of you can cook?" ”
The two shook their heads in unison.
"Don't worry! My parents came from a poor background, and they didn't have many of the stinking problems of that big family. There is no need for any morning and dusk provinces, and there is no need for false gifts such as serving soup in person. You just need to dress up beautifully, live happily, and give birth to a big fat boy to our old Fang family as soon as possible, so as to ensure that your father and mother are happier than anything else. ”
Looking at the two brides who were panicked and shouted to the maid to come in and serve the dress, Fang Zhongyong couldn't help but shake his head and smile.
Woman, your name is beautiful.