Text Chapter 72 All Sold (Ask for Collection, Ask for Push)
The fat tiger was roared by Mo Chen, and suddenly sat down in a frightened place, and then got up with a roll, walked to Mo Chen's side with some trepidation, took a deep breath, his expression was heavy, and he seemed to be open, under the sympathy and adoration of everyone, a butt... Sitting on Mo Chen's lap.
Mo Chen was stunned for a moment, and the mouths of the soldiers around him suddenly opened wide, their eyes were round, and they looked incredulous, and he couldn't believe his eyes.
"Bang"
In the soldier's stunned and surprised, eyes full of disbelief, the fat tiger was kicked in the back by Mo Chen.
"Ahh
The fat tiger let out a miserable scream, and the body that had just sat down was suddenly kicked out, and rolled a few times on the long bed opposite, and the fat was like a leather ball, bounced a few times, and fell to the ground.
Fat Tiger complained bitterly in his heart! What am I doing wrong again? I didn't even say I could sit anymore, and I sat and kicked me.
Why is it me who is injured, the fat tiger wants to cry without tears, he really wants to lie on the ground like this and not get up. But no! for he heard his eldest brother speak.
"Get up." Mo Chen said coldly.
Although Fat Tiger wanted to lie on the ground and pretend to be dizzy, he didn't dare! The eldest brother has spoken, if he can't pretend to faint, and he doesn't need his eldest brother to make a move, even the excited Erniu who is watching on the side will be very unceremonious and beat him up!
I can't blame him for thinking so, after all, he can be angry by himself, and he can help his eldest brother to be angry, this kind of opportunity for himself to be cool and perform in front of his eldest brother is very rare! If it were him, he would do it.
The fat tiger groped on the ground for a while, and cautiously emerged from the ground of the long bed with a fat bear-like head, his face was full of grievances, pitiful, and very aggrieved: "Big brother, you said that you wouldn't beat me!" ”
"You're a girl, let you sit next to me, who told you to sit on my lap." Mo Chen pointed at the fat tiger and scolded.
Mo Chen's heart is on fire! I am a good young man, I was mistaken for a comrade, how not to let myself be angry, I finally couldn't hold back the anger that broke out on the spot, calm down, I wanted to have a good chat with Fat Tiger, ask See, who said these words behind his back, but Fat Tiger sat on his lap, and the suppressed anger erupted on the spot.
"Lao Tzu, a good young man, you ask me if I like men, and you still sit on my lap, you girl, come out for me." Silent dust was furious.
The fat tiger stood up nervously, and before Mo Chen could speak, he immediately said, "Big brother, it's not my fault!" It's all monkey talking! It's not just me, they all know it! I just can't help but ask! ”
The fat tiger cried and sold the monkey directly, and even betrayed all the people around him.
As soon as Fat Tiger's words came out, he suddenly felt countless cold eyes lock on him, making him suddenly feel that his scalp had been numb and goosebumps were rising.
The fat tiger looked around, and the soldiers who were watching a good show around him, all of them looked at him with the same expression, as if they were going to eat him.
Fat Tiger pursed his lips and scolded secretly: "Who let you all watch the show, there is a pot to carry together, let me be beaten by myself, where are you watching the show, there is no way." ”
The fat tiger is now a dead pig and is not afraid of boiling water, not only explaining everything, but also telling the jokes that the soldiers secretly talked about behind their backs.
Fat Tiger found that every time he spoke, his eldest brother's face darkened a little, and finally his voice became quieter and quieter, and finally he didn't dare to continue, but he found that he had finished speaking.
After listening to Mo Chen, his face was already black and couldn't be darker, and everyone dared to talk about him behind his back, which was unbearable or unbearable.
Mo Chen glanced at the soldiers who were watching the play here with a dark face, and those soldiers were swept away by Mo Chen, and lowered their heads one by one, not daring to look at Mo Chen, and indirectly admitted Fat Tiger's words.
At this time, the group of soldiers were secretly scolding the fat tiger for not being a thing to betray them, and they were also secretly scolding themselves, what kind of fun did they have to do! I should have heard that it was because something slipped away early, why did I have to stay and watch the excitement, and I just pretended to be asleep on the side! Now it's okay, let's be unlucky with everyone!
"Big brother, you promised me not to be angry! A manly man, if you can't speak, it doesn't count! Fat Tiger saw that the eldest brother was about to go crazy, and immediately shouted.
Fat Tiger was a little panicked, it was the first time he saw his eldest brother's face so ugly, so dark, he felt that he was really going to die this time, but looking at the companions around him with the same expression as him, his heart calmed down a little, the law is not to blame! Now there are so many people, even if they have responsibilities and things, don't they have everyone to bear them together! If everyone bears it together, then the responsibility will be shared, and it will be lighter. It's better for everyone to be punished together than to be all inclusive! He didn't sacrifice the ego and achieve the noble sentiment of the big self! His principle is that he can pull two into the water, not just one.
When Mo Chen heard this, his heart became even more angry, this guy still dares to say it? But after thinking about it, although he was tricked by the fat tiger, he had to do what he said, otherwise the fat tiger guy didn't know if he would go around saying that he didn't believe his words.
Mo Chen took a deep breath, tried to calm himself, tried to squeeze out a smile, and said in a tone that he thought was peaceful: "Okay, I'm not angry, I'm not angry, I won't hit you, you can rest assured." ”
Who knew that Mo Chen's like this made the fat tiger even more uneasy, looking at Mo Chen's smiling expression, everyone's hearts were beating wildly.
"Big brother! It's really none of my business! It's all monkeys! If you want to beat or scold, find a monkey! Why don't we go find you and vent your anger! "Fat Tiger almost cried, he regrets it now, why did he talk so much! It's not good to live quietly, I have to wonder if my eldest brother is a man like this, and now I ask it, my eldest brother is not interested in men, but he is finished, it's really curiosity that kills the cat! This curiosity is really unbelievable.
Erniu glanced at the fat tiger's unpromising appearance with contempt, and scolded secretly: "Shameful, spineless." ”
When he looked up and saw Mo Chen's smiling face looking at him, his heart suddenly tightened, and he immediately echoed the fat tiger and said: "That's right, that's right, all the mistakes are the monkey's fault, big brother, if you want to beat or scold, let's go and catch the monkey." ”
"Yawn"
"Who's thinking about me?" At this time, the monkey that had been betrayed was squatting in the pit, and his stomach was crackling to detoxify and nourish his face, his nose was stuffed with a ball of rags, and his eyes were blackened when he was smoked.
"Wow, it stinks! What the hell did I eat wrong, my stomach hurt so much, and it stinks. The monkey clutched his stomach and muttered to himself.
Mo Chen looked at a group of soldiers who lowered their heads and didn't dare to look at him, and became more and more pleasant, and said: "Don't worry, you say bad things about me, I don't blame you, and I don't get angry, but ah! As soldiers, how can we have so much time to chat and gossip there, it is better to spend more time exercising, the body is stronger, the advantage on the battlefield is also greater, it is easier to kill the enemy and make meritorious contributions, and the chance of survival is greater, are you right? ”
When the soldiers heard this, they couldn't help but nod their heads, they felt that what the battalion captain said was right, but they also had some doubts, could it be that the battalion captain was really not angry?
The fat tiger on only one side seemed to have noticed something, and the bear-like head shook its head desperately, but Mo Chen didn't look at him, and the minority obeyed the majority.
The corners of Mo Chen's mouth rose slightly, revealing a sincere smile, but that smile was a little sinister and successful: "Since you said so, then I think you will work hard in the future, sweat more in peacetime, and bleed less in wartime!" ”
Now it's not just the fat tiger, all the people already have a bad premonition in their hearts, and they seem to feel that something bad is about to happen.
They sensed that something bad was about to happen, and Mo Chen continued: "Now, everyone go back to their beds and do two hundred push-ups first. ”
"Huh?" When everyone heard this, their whole faces suddenly changed, they had never done twenty or thirty push-ups, and now they had to do three hundred at once? Three? Not three or four, not dozens, but two
Three hundred!
"Ahhh Don't do it yet. Mo Chen didn't sleep anymore, stood up and yelled.
Shouted at Mo Chen, everyone dispersed, ran to their beds, and began to lie down and do push-ups.
Mo Chen got out of bed, and somewhere he pulled out a stick the size of a baby's arm, and was patrolling back and forth to see who was lazy and not doing it.
At the beginning of the twenty push-ups, the soldier did not feel anything, and did it in a series of brisk steps.
In fact, the soldier is fine, but he cried at the fat tiger, this guy is too fat, covered in meat, although there is explosive power, but the work of push-ups is too difficult for him, because his belly is too big, so as soon as he lies down, his stomach is pressed on the bed board.
Soon, Fat Tiger suddenly found a problem, he saw that Mo Chen didn't notice him, so he let his stomach press against the bed, every time he did push-ups, he pressed his stomach, and then he bounced up, if he didn't pay attention to it, it was really like doing push-ups.
Sneaking a glance at his sweaty companions around him, Fat Tiger snickered, he suddenly felt that it was so simple to do push-ups, and said secretly: "Isn't it just three hundred push-ups!" A piece of cake, two words, is simple. ”
The fat tiger pressed his stomach more than a dozen times in a row, and shouted in his mouth: "Thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three..."
The soldiers next to and opposite Fat Tiger also saw Fat Tiger walking like this, and they were immediately envious, jealous and hateful! But they can't learn from the fat tiger, because they don't have a big belly! I could only grit my teeth and honestly sit up and do push-ups.
However, there is one person who got inspiration from Fat Tiger's set and invented another set of methods, and that person is Fat Tiger's former little follower, Dog.
The dog's method is a little different from that of the fat tiger, the fat tiger presses the stomach, and the stomach does not leave the bed board. And the dog is pressed down directly under the crotch, and the hand does not need to be bent, the dog finds it really easy, simple, and labor-saving!
The soldiers around him saw each other, looking at each other, and were considering whether to learn from dogs. But the dog and the fat tiger seem to have consumed it, you are forty a sentence, I am a forty-one, and the two of them are very happy.
The two of them became more and more energetic, and their voices accidentally became a little louder, just this point, so that Mo Chen heard it, Mo Chen turned around in confusion, looked at the side of the fat tiger, and suddenly found that this guy's stomach had never left the bed board, and he was immediately happy, carrying a wooden stick as thick as a baby, and quietly walked towards the fat tiger.