Chapter 71 Big brother, do you like men
Just when the two were about to break out into battle, the monkey on one side whispered: "The eldest brother once said that without his permission, the brothers in the same battalion fought with each other because they had too much to eat, so they couldn't eat for a day, and because they had too much strength, they ran ten laps around the barracks, and... And..."
Before the monkey finished speaking, Fat Tiger and Er Niu had already died down, and the two glared at each other, but they never got up.
Fat Tiger no longer paid attention to Er Niu, but trotted to Mo Chen's side and asked, "Big brother, what are we going to do now?" ”
The monkey also wanted to run over, but after taking two steps, he suddenly covered his stomach and said, "Well, my stomach hurts." After saying that, he ran to the hut.
Mo Chen said lightly to the fat tiger: "Sleep, you've been busy all night, aren't you tired?" ”
As soon as Mo Chen lay down, he suddenly thought of something, and said to the fat tiger: "Let the brothers hide the things on their bodies, don't let others see them, let alone say, let the brothers keep their mouths closed, don't show off to others outside, otherwise if you are discovered, you will not only confiscate it if you stab the general, but you may also be punished, and I may not have my life, of course, my life is gone, and you will not feel good." ”
Mo Chen now knows Zhao Yi's face, he simply regards wealth as his life, and other times are fine, if he knows that he has swallowed so much gold and jewelry, then he will definitely tie himself up directly, and then he doesn't know whether it is a fire or a thousand cuts.
Fat Tiger also knew the value of what they had on them, patted his chest and promised, "Don't worry! We all know big brother, I'll warn them later, if anyone dares to talk nonsense, my strong muscles can destroy him. ”
Mo Chen looked at the fat tiger's body, and the fat body's chest was slapped by the fat tiger and trembled.
Mo Chen saw the trembling fat tiger, and said secretly: "Made, this guy's chest is actually more material than a woman, and that chest makes ordinary women feel inferior." ”
"Bah, bah" Mo Chen just compared the fat tiger's chest with the woman's chest, and was stunned in his heart, secretly screaming that it was not good, and hurriedly shook off the trace of strangeness in his heart, this idea is unacceptable!
Fat Tiger saw Mo Chen looking at his chest, and he was still patting hard at first, but when he saw Mo Chen's gaze, and then followed Mo Chen's gaze to his chest, he suddenly thought of the monkey's mysterious words, and his heart suddenly tightened.
Mo Chen had already come back to his senses at this time, and scolded with a smile: "Your body is muscles, and it is fat at all." ”
Fat Tiger is really a human being, as its name suggests, that is, fat, and the fat meat is layered on top of each other, and the texture is exceptionally clear.
Fat Tiger didn't refute, if he usually defended himself, but now he was just laughing and didn't say a word, but he smiled very unnaturally, and the smile on his face was very reluctant.
Mo Chen saw that Fat Tiger's face was suddenly a little unnatural, I don't know what happened to this guy suddenly, he was fine at first, but now he has become a little weird.
And the fat tiger's mouth moved, but not a word came out of his mouth, the fat tiger had something to say, but he didn't know how to say it, and he didn't know if he would be beaten if he said it, he wanted to say it but didn't know how to say it, and his face became very strange when he was suffocated.
Looking at the fat tiger's appearance of wanting to speak and stopping, Mo Chen wondered, "Is there something wrong?" Speak up! ”
The fat tiger's mouth opened, he took a deep breath, and seemed to be determined to let go, and finally asked in a low voice: "Big brother, I asked you something, but I said okay, I asked you, you can't be angry, you can't be angry, you can't beat me!" ”
Mo Chen was about to lie down and sleep, when he heard the words of the fat tiger, it seemed that there was something big, this fat tiger was very arrogant in front of him, he dared to say anything, he dared to shoot any sycophant, and now the things that can make the fat tiger want to talk and stop making him interested again, sat up, and said, "Say it!" I listened. ”
"Big brother, you haven't promised me yet, you can't be angry, you can't get angry, and you can't beat me." Fat Tiger grabbed Mo Chen's answer, but he didn't get Mo Chen's 100% answer, he really didn't dare to say it!
"So much nonsense, hurry up." Mo Chen glared at Fat Tiger, why didn't he find out how Fat Tiger was a mother-in-law before, he was not interested in playing that guaranteed game with Fat Tiger, in case it really made him unhappy, he didn't even have a chance to hit someone, wouldn't there be nowhere to vent?
"If you don't promise me, you can't get angry, you can't get angry, and you can't beat me, so I won't say it." Fat Tiger replied very hard as if he knew what his eldest brother thought, if he is not hard, he can't do it! If he didn't get the assurance of his eldest brother, he was afraid that he would be beaten to death if he asked, and if he died in the hands of the enemy, it would be a big loss to be beaten to death by his eldest brother.
"Do you want to talk about it?" Mo Chen put away his smile and looked at the fat tiger seriously.
Fat Tiger was so frightened by Mo Chen, suddenly a spirit, seeing Mo Chen's terrifying gaze, Fat Tiger was directly frightened to close his eyes, dare not look at Mo Chen's scary gaze anymore, stiffened his neck, and said with an open face: "If you don't promise me, I won't say it, and I won't say it if I die." ”
Mo Chen looked at the fat tiger who didn't say anything about death, and secretly praised in his heart: "There is backbone." ”
Mo Chen glanced at Fat Tiger even higher, this guy usually obeys him, but this time he can't scare him, he is not even afraid of death, he doesn't know, Fat Tiger is afraid that he will say it, and it is better to be beaten to death.
"Alright! I promise you, you ask! If it's a common thing, and there are so many demands, you know the consequences. Mo Chen smiled and said to Fat Tiger, which smile seems to be like the brother next door looks at the little brother next door.
Fat Tiger saw Mo Chen's expression, and suddenly he didn't dare to ask, but this matter has always been around his heart, if he doesn't ask clearly, he is always uncomfortable, extremely uncomfortable, and sometimes he has to be afraid of contact with his eldest brother, this feels very bad, he really can't bear it.
"Big brother, do you like men?" Fat Tiger looked around, no one else was close, swallowed his saliva, and then asked in a low voice that could only be heard by the two of them. After asking, Fat Tiger nervously glanced at Mo Chen, ready to accept the fate of being beaten at any time, although his eldest brother had promised him not to be angry, not to get angry, not to beat his request, but this matter, this matter is too unbearable, he can't believe that his eldest brother will comply with this request.
Mo Chen thought something was going on at first! With a smile, Xiao was interested in waiting for Fat Tiger's question, but after hearing Fat Tiger's question, Smiling Face froze a little.
"What? You repeat. Mo Chen plucked his ears with his hand, he suspected that he hadn't plucked his ears for a long time, so he heard Fat Tiger's words wrong.
"Big brother, do you like men?" Fat Tiger swallowed his saliva and still whispered, but this time his voice was obviously a little louder than the previous one.
And not only Mo Chen heard it, but several soldiers around him who were laying out quilts and preparing to go to bed also heard it, looking at the fat tiger with strange faces, they all heard the monkey say the questions asked by the fat tiger, although everyone wanted to ask to confirm it, but no one dared to ask, I didn't expect the fat tiger to really ask today, and the soldiers who heard it were full of worship for the fat tiger!
This time, Mo Chen stopped picking his ears, you were sure that you heard correctly, sat up straight, and said angrily to the fat tiger: "Fat tiger, are you looking for death?" Or are you looking for death? ”
Fat Tiger was suddenly frightened by Mo Chen, and sat down directly, looking at the furious eldest brother with some horror, and said secretly: "It's too scary for my eldest brother to start a fire." ”
The surrounding soldiers were also attracted by Mo Chen's sudden anger, and Fat Tiger, a bold guy, was directly frightened and sat on the place, and instantly looked at it, as if he wanted to see what was going on.
A few soldiers around Mo Chen who knew about the matter secretly told the other companions about the matter, and suddenly the soldiers looked at the fat tiger one by one, all of them were adoring and deeply sympathetic.
Mo Chen just wanted to get angry, and anger just surfaced. Er Niu hurriedly ran over, pulled up the collar of the fat tiger and said to Mo Chen: "Big brother, this fat tiger has offended you?" This guy looks like he can't clean it up, big brother, I'll help you clean it up."
Erniu was ecstatic! It's not a matter of a day or two that he wants to beat the fat tiger, but he can't fight and brawl at will in the army, and the eldest brother said that this will affect the friendship of brothers. But today this guy didn't know what was crazy, so he actually asked the eldest brother if he liked men, and you said that this guy was stupid.
Although Erniu wanted to beat the fat tiger, he was worried that the fat tiger would not cooperate! What if the fat tiger fights back? Fighting with each other, how can it be cool to beat people unilaterally, Erniu whispered: "Fat Tiger, you bear with it, let me beat it, and when the eldest brother is angry, you will be fine, I will be gentle, I promise not to hurt." ”
Fat Tiger was still a little moved just now, and looked at Erniu's face with some emotion, and immediately stopped doing it, and scolded secretly: "You said help me, I was very moved, but the ecstasy on your face means something!" ”
Fat Tiger saw Erniu's expression, this guy is absolutely uneasy and kind, he will definitely declare personal vendettas, he must not let this stupid cow succeed, if he really lets this stupid cow beat, then he will be even worse, this guy is uneasy and kind!
Fat Tiger no longer cares about Erniu, breaks away from Erniu, looks at his eldest brother, when Fat Tiger turns his head to look at his eldest brother's cloudy face, he is immediately frightened, his eldest brother's face is too scary, Fat Tiger hurriedly said: "Big brother, you promised me not to be angry, not to be angry, not to beat me." ”
When Mo Chen heard this, his face was even more ugly, this fat tiger had set himself up from the beginning! If he doesn't clean him up, is he still worthy of being the commander of this first battalion? But then he suddenly thought of something, and quickly turned his head, made a smile on his gloomy and stiff face with his hand, and then turned his head and patted the position next to his bed and said to Fat Tiger: "Come, Fat Tiger, come and sit here." ”
Fat Tiger saw his eldest brother's stiff smile, Fat Tiger was even more uneasy, and shook his head at Mo Chen and said, "No, no, I'll just stand." ”
"Sit down." Mo Chen's face changed and he roared.