Chapter 166: I Really Don't Need a Gift
Chapter 166: I Really Don't Need a Gift
The palace chickens and dogs jumped all night, and Fang Zhongyong didn't know. is busy comforting the injured hearts of the two ladies, who cares if he Zhao Zhen is dead or alive?
Keiko's heart hurts? Ouch, my darling, let Xiang Gong rub it. Via's heart is also hurting? No problem, it's okay to rub it well, good!
After a night of hard work, the wounded hearts of the two ladies were temporarily restored. As for when it will happen again and how often it will happen, it depends on how many good sisters Fang Zhongyong has to come to "find relatives".
In this regard, Fang Zhongyong wants to cry without tears, if people want to come, we can't help but let people come! In particular, some people still come with gifts.
For example, Meng Qingping brought a lot of gifts - not counting jade pendants, which were originally Zeng Gong's - in addition to Meng Rui's spiders, centipedes, and scorpions, there is also a small green snake named "Xiaoqing".
According to Meng Qingping's own introduction, Xiaoqing is beautiful, graceful, and has strange skills. What kind of magic? With her, within ten zhang, snakes, insects, rats, ants, cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all easy. It is really a must-have product for home travel and killing.
We don't know if it's a good product to kill people and kill people, so I feel that this thing is a bit of a diaphragm when it is placed at home. We are not from Sichuan, and we do not have the habit of keeping domestic snakes. Besides, the watchdog snakes raised by people are all non-venomous large snakes such as cauliflower snakes and black eyebrow brocade, which rely on their size to scare people. You "Xiaoqing" looks similar to a green snake, but your red eyes are not good at first glance!
The next morning, Fang Zhongyong brushed his teeth and washed his face, and when he ran and practiced in the morning, he saw that Xiaoqing writhing around Meng Qingping's neck. Not to mention, it's pretty to wear a green necklace with white and red.
Ahh
Fang Zhongyong pointed to the green snake that was constantly swimming and asked, "Aren't you afraid of taking this thing with you?" ”
"Don't be afraid!" The beautiful girl looked cute, "In the summer, no matter how hot the weather is, let Xiaoqing swim around her body, and the heat will disappear, which is much easier to use than Mrs. Bamboo!" It's fun, do you want to try it? ”
In Meng Qingping's whole body, ahh
Fang Zhongyong hurriedly shook his head like a rattle: "Without that diamond diamond, I won't be able to work on porcelain." Qingping, what are your plans next? ”
This is a tactful question, and the meaning is basically equivalent to "when are you leaving?" I don't know if Meng Qingping didn't understand, or pretended to be confused, her red lips curled, and she said mischievously: "I haven't thought about it yet." Or do you live in your house all the time? ”
"It's okay to live, it doesn't matter how much you spend. It's just Qingping, you are also a big girl, after a long time, I'm afraid that it will damage your reputation! Fang Zhongyong still wants to set a date, otherwise it will be unclear, and the day will not be able to pass.
Meng Qingping waved her hand heroically: "Children of the rivers and lakes, don't be informal." I don't care if I'm a girl, what are you afraid of as a big man? ”
What am I afraid of? I am afraid of a lot of things, afraid of the misunderstanding of the two ladies, afraid that your bunch of "pets" will accidentally hurt others, and afraid that I will not be able to eat mutton and get into trouble. Of course, this can't be said explicitly, even if he just thinks about it in his heart, Fang Zhongyong feels very ashamed, Amitabha, your Buddha, sin, sin!
All kinds of thoughts in my heart turned into a sentence: "The grange given by the official family is just outside the city, and I was too small, so I spent money to mix it with your sister Keiko's dowry." Although the scenery is good, it has been left unattended. If you don't dislike it, you can live in the farm temporarily, and the cost of things is no different from the Hou Mansion. ”
Meng Qingping's already big eyes widened, and she saw a teardrop rolling in her eyes: "Brother Fang, don't you like me?" Am I doing something wrong? ”
Fang Zhongyong can also understand it, this is a drama and people are crazy, the more you pay attention to her, the more energetic she becomes, commonly known as entering the play. Fang Zhongyong was also not comforted, just looked at the teardrop and turned and turned. Don't say it, the eyes are quite beautiful, almost comparable to Keiko's smile like the eyes of a crescent moon.
That teardrop, in the end, did not fall. After all, Meng Qingping is still shallow, and there is still a gap between her and the actor, how can she fight the old drama bones with her little fresh meat's appearance and acting skills?
Meng Qingping stomped her feet: "Let's go!" Who is rare to stay in your ruined mansion! He ran into the house, took out two wooden planks and stuffed them into Fang Zhongyong's arms, "My brother said that he owed you a lot of favors back then, and this kind of thing can be regarded as repaying you." Our brother and sister are lonely and have nothing to do, and there is only such a thing. You don't want to be disgusted. ”
Thousands of miles to send goose feathers, the gift is light and affectionate.
"You two have hearts. In fact, it can't be said that there is no favor or not, it is also our fate. Fang Zhongyong took it with a smile, flipped it over casually and appreciated it carefully: "The thing is good, the material should be made of good paulownia wood, it has been more than 100 years!" The pulp is thick, and it must be often appreciated. The calligraphy is also good, although it is a little soft, but it is also full of soft charm. New Year's Day, festival number Changchun, this is a famous union! New Year, festive season,! ”
If you guess correctly, this is Meng Chang's own book, known as the authentic handiwork of China's first couplet! Isn't this thing supposed to be in the palace, when did it become a treasure of the Meng family?
"I also said that you are not a remnant of Shu Kingdom, you are here! Take down this delicate remnant and send it to the house to be taken care of. If you are an idiot, you can't be gentle? If you lose a hair, this marquis will kill you! Fang Zhongyong was a little anxious.
If you want to say that you have made a great contribution, and you want something from Zhao Zhen, it is estimated that it is not a big deal. But you're stealing, no, it's a robbery!
It is estimated that Zhao Zhen knows about it, and he must think like this: Fang Zhongyong is a turtle grandson, what does he think of my palace? Whatever you want, you can get it yourself. My head is not bad, do you want it?
Fang Zhongyong questioned Meng Qingping, who was holding a hair and gesturing: "What about Meng Rui?" You tell him to get the hell out of here! I want to see what you have experienced in the past few years, and you actually think that you will take revenge and go to great lengths to blame me? ”
Meng Qingping cried, this time she really cried, and her tears fell like beads with broken threads: "Brother Fang, we really didn't want to harm you!" I know that you have always been suspicious of our identity, and my brother thought of giving you a gift that would not only thank you, but also make you understand our intentions. You returned from a great victory in the northwest, and Zhao Zhen called it benevolent in vain, but he came to a bright rise and a dark fall. The elder brother was unwilling, so he thought about going to the palace to pick up something and give it to Brother Fang. I heard that when Brother Fang was in Jinxi, he had written this couplet by hand, thinking it was very beautiful, so my brother took such a thing. ”
"There are so many beautiful things, can you get them? I still think the crown of the official family is good, right? ”
With an angry word, Meng Qingping took it seriously: "It's not impossible to plan carefully." ”
Why can't these secondary two teenagers communicate well? Is there nothing they dare not do?
"What did Meng Rui do? Why hasn't it come out yet? ”
"My brother really isn't here. He dropped his things and went out of the city overnight, saying that someone was following him and didn't want to cause trouble for Brother Fang. ”
"Enough trouble. It's done, you have to think of a way to see if you can find Meng Rui. He's messing around outside alone, and I'm not very reassured. Don't go out for the next two days, I'll find a way to settle things. "Fang Zhongyong's black and astringent boss is possessed, and he is arrogant.
Naturally, there must be beauties around the boss, Meng Qingping broke free from the shackles that did not exist, ran to Fang Zhongyong's side, "poofed", and was ready to give Fang Zhongyong a big hug.
Fang Zhongyong hurriedly dodged away: "Control your emotions, I can't stand this stimulation!" ”
Fang Zhongyong couldn't stand it, someone could stand it. For example, Mr. Kiku, who is squatting on the roof of the house and playing the role of a birdman.
The old thing didn't know how long it had been squatting on the roof, waving its sleeves like a big rooster, and it flew down. The mouth kept chanting "Oh oh oh", well, it's not so cheap, people's mantra is: "Demon, where to go?" ”
Meng Qingping was not afraid at all, and shrank behind Fang Zhongyong: "Brother save me!" ”
This is his own "Journey to the West" is too popular, does everyone stop talking? Isn't he very much like that confused Tang Seng, always acting as the umbrella of the goblins? Don't say it, this goblin is still very good-looking. The goblins are estimated to look good, otherwise how could Tang Seng be so pitiful and cherish the jade?
Uh, I want to split it. We are not Tang Seng's foolish worms, how can we be confused by the beauty. Fang Zhongyong shouted: "Look for death!" "I threw the artifact in my hand as a weapon.
That old rooster, well, it's Mr. Ouchi Enshrined Ju, who knew that it was the treasure he was looking for, and slapped it with a slap. The wooden couplet, where can it withstand the full force of the old goblin Ouchi, suddenly turned into debris and flew all over the sky. The cultural relics, which were the last witnesses of the civilization of the Shu Kingdom, were destroyed by him.
Fang Zhongyong clapped his hands, turned around and smiled at Meng Qingping: "Isn't this solved?" ”
Meng Qingping has changed from a little witch to a fan girl: "You are so amazing!" ”
Mr. Ju looked at his hands in amazement, the treasure he had been searching for was destroyed in his own hands? How do you explain when you go back? Who am I? What am I going to do?
Fang Zhongyong also felt that it seemed inappropriate to bully a lonely old eunuch too much, so he gave a reasonable solution very intimately: "I don't care which way you are, you want to spread wild here, I'm afraid you don't have that ability!" Go back and tell your master that the thief destroyed the treasure, and in the process of rescuing the treasure, the thief escaped. Everyone is relaxed, what do you think? ”
Mr. Ju may have been in the palace for a long time and is not used to this kind of play: "Okay? ”
"Why not. Or else? You said that you broke the treasure and that Fang Zhongyong harbored the thief. It's not cost-effective for the two of us to die together. Give others a chance, and give yourself a chance! ”