Chapter 165: A Day Tour of the Imperial Palace

Not to mention how Fang Zhongyong explained to the two jealous ladies the origin of this sister of unknown origin, but said that Meng Qingping's elder brother Meng Rui Meng Zijian, after assisting his sister to complete the task of breaking into the Hou Mansion, he launched a hell-level mission, a day trip to the Zhao Song Palace.

The Zhao Song Palace is not the Forbidden City, you can drive in if you want to drive, and you can stay overnight if you want to. Although it will become the "old" palace one day, but now that Zhao Zhen lives in it, no one can enter it. If one of the three thousand beauties runs away, how much will it affect?

Although three thousand became two thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, it didn't seem to be a big hindrance, and Zhao Zhen didn't necessarily know it for a while. But don't forget, who cares most about the flowers and plants of the old Zhao family? It's Chen Lin. Who, like a cat guarding outside the cage, counts every day which bird has flown away? Or Chen Lin.

Are you worried that Chen Lin is guarding and stealing? He doesn't have that heart, and he doesn't have that ability. There may be fake phoenixes, eunuchs and palace maids who eat each other, but the fake is always fake and will never become real. You have the ability, you make a certain palace maid pregnant!

Not to mention, the most trusted person of the emperors of all dynasties is always the eunuch, rest assured!

On this day, Chen Lin, as usual, waited for his master to fall asleep, and then inspected all the palace doors to see if he had forgotten to lock the door. A group of minions under his command are responsible for checking the number of people in each palace, whether they have come back from going out, and whether they have gone to work on time after they come back.

Well, this one came back half a day late? Grab it and ask if you have done something illegal.

Yo, this palace maid's menstrual affair didn't come? Hurry up and check the living notes to see if it has been favored by the official family. Nope! How old are you this year? Oh, it's over fifty, get out of here! At your age, if you have menstruation, it is called a disease, and you have to be cured!

Chen Lin's daily life is basically like this.

During the day, he accompanied his master to work and deal with government affairs, and he had to work night shifts at night. In the first half of the night, when you serve the master, you have to record the date, object, and duration of the master's work for reference. In case a beauty is pregnant, it is better to carry out a preliminary screening so as not to mess up the royal bloodline.

On this night, Chen Lin worked hard until late at night as usual. I finally took a nap in my chair, and suddenly I heard someone shouting from the imperial dining room: "Go out of the water!" Let's go to the water! ”

Chen Lin Huo Ran got up: "Which thing doesn't know whether it's dead or alive?" In the great internal ban, how can there be noise? Guo Huai, go take a look! ”

Guo Huai flew away with the imperial equipment, and turned around and came back after a while: "Qi Yu knows that as long as the smoke comes out of the imperial dining room, there is no open flame. The smoke was also caused by several poisonous smoke fireballs, which had been cleaned up alive and there were no casualties. ”

"It's okay to dispose of." As soon as Chen Lin finished boasting, he scolded again, "Can't you see the little plan to divert the tiger from the mountain?" If you don't go to the official family and the queen mother to protect you, what are you doing here? What a rubbish! ”

The fire was indeed set by Meng Rui. Poisonous smoke fireballs are not a rare thing, and it is not easy to buy them from a few forbidden soldiers who love money as much as their lives. It's not a great thing, and the black market has never been very good. Just get a few and play around, don't be too simple.

According to Meng Rui's meaning, he wanted to get a few thunderbolt fireballs, preferably the kind that Fang Zhongyong used in the northwest. As soon as he opened his mouth, he was targeted by a guy who came out of nowhere, and Meng Rui turned a few streets before getting rid of it. Naturally, the thing was not bought, and its whereabouts were almost leaked.

Then let's settle for the next best, anyway, Meng Rui didn't think about really blowing Zhao Zhen to death. It's just a blind thought to guess, do you know that Zhao Zhen slept with that concubine tonight? Blow them up one by one? Do you think it's fried fritters and bring them back to the pot?

Zhao Zhen actually didn't go to any of the concubines, he was talking to Queen Guo!

It's really a heart-to-heart talk, because the strong Queen Guo is pregnant, and according to the diagnosis of the imperial doctor who is good at gynecology, she must be a dragon. Although I don't know how to judge the sex of the fetus based on the pulse alone, he is also an old Chinese medicine doctor, and with that wisp of white beard, he adds a lot of credibility.

Zhao Zhen believes in the old Chinese medicine doctor very much, and he is also respectful to some rough hands. I can't say much affection, but for the sake of the unborn baby son, it is always beneficial and harmless to accompany pregnant women more.

According to Fang Zhongyong, a traditional Chinese medicine practitioner who is not too old and not too professional, a pregnant woman must make her happy and feel happy, so that the son she gives birth to will be smart and beautiful.

Zhao Zhen was convinced of this, because Fang Zhongyong served as a negative teaching material very well. Because he is busy with state affairs and doesn't have much time to spend with his wife, Fangzheng's child is not too white, I heard that he is very smart, just his looks, hehe!

Zhao Zhen claims to be the son of destiny, so he naturally wants to surpass his courtiers in all aspects, and the children born must be the smartest, the most beautiful, and the most lovely. Talking with pregnant women has become a daily work for Zhao Zhen. It's just a job, and that's how Zhao Zhen's heart is positioned.

Although Queen Guo is thicker and not as delicate as other beauties, from the perspective of eugenics, women with large skeletons have a lower probability of dystocia when they give birth. Under the reflection of the lights, Queen Guo, who was caressing her slightly bulging lower abdomen, had a unique charm. According to later generations, it exudes the radiance of motherhood.

Zhao Zhen looked at it for a while, his lower abdomen gradually became a little hot, he stretched out his hand, grabbed Queen Guo's somewhat rough hand, and stroked it: "Zitong, your hands have been rough recently." ”

Empress Guo smiled slightly: "You, it's been a long time since you've touched my hand." When the concubine was in her mother's house, because of her martial arts, her hands were not as tender as others. ”

Zhao Zhen smiled: "Each has its own benefits, hahahaha!" ”

Seeing that Zhao Zhen was about to go further, the grandmother standing next to him coughed loudly.

"Get out." Zhao Zhen was very dissatisfied, "I said a few words to the queen, what's in the way of you?" ”

That grandmother was sent by the Empress Dowager Yang to serve Empress Guo, who was pregnant with a dragon, and she didn't sell Zhao Zhen's face very much: "The Empress Dowager said that the queen is pregnant with Liujia and can't have sex!" Please don't embarrass the slaves! ”

Zhao Zhen didn't have any tricks for the people around Empress Dowager Yang, and was about to explain that he just wanted to have a good time with the queen, and he was not a person who didn't know the severity.

A guy who didn't know the severity of the incident recklessly shouted: "There are thieves entering, please stay in the house." Slaves and maids swear to defend the official's family to the death! ”

That's two hundred and five! Are you shouting because you are afraid that the thieves will not find Zhao Zhen?

Chengping has been in peace for too long, and even the so-called imperial equipment lacks actual combat experience, but fortunately, those are only the escort forces on the surface. Counting on them to protect Zhao Zhen, Zhao Zhen didn't know how many times he had died.

Zhao Zhen snorted coldly, and he didn't know where the two dead eunuchs came out. It's not a scolding, those two guys are expressionless, described as withered, and they don't have a trace of popularity when they speak: "Don't worry, officials!" It's just a young man who wants to make some noise in the palace, and Zhu and Ju have already set their sights on him. As for here, if he doesn't come, he doesn't have to leave! ”

Zhao Zhen politely bowed his hand: "There are four people to worship!" ”

The two dead eunuchs didn't return the salute, nodded slightly, and disappeared like ghosts.

Empress Guo was dumbfounded, pointing to the dead eunuch who had disappeared, speechless. Zhao Zhen smiled slightly, and said very squeamishly: "I have a century-old foundation in the Great Song Dynasty, how can I not have the means to protect myself?" Zitong doesn't need to worry too much, with these people here, my palace must be the safest place! ”

Meng Rui, who had done his homework in advance, hid in a secluded place, looking coldly at the chaotic palace. He doesn't know that no matter how you stealth and change, you are not Sun Wukong after all, and you can't become a flying insect. Even if you become a flying insect, there may be fly swatters waiting for you.

I don't know if Zhu and Ju came to smell the smell, but they gradually searched near Meng Rui's hideout.

It's a dog's nose! Meng Rui was taken aback, these people seem to be difficult to deal with, let's finish the most important thing and hurry up. In case this fledgling first battle misses, it will be a lot of fun.

Meng Rui began to turn around, taking the two old worshippers to "turn around in circles". From time to time, on the way to go around in circles, throw some cute spiders, centipedes and other small pets to play with the elderly.

Turning around, the two old guys are tired enough, and they have to beware of those little "pets" from having zero contact with themselves, which is really unguardable.

finally threw off the pursuers, and Meng Rui finally came to his destination, Shang Baojian's warehouse. said that it was Shang Baojian, but in fact, it didn't hide any strange treasures, let alone store the official seals, they were all ordinary items.

What Meng Rui is looking for is also in this, the couplet of "New Year's Celebration and Festival Changchun" written by Meng Chang.

I don't know what Meng Rui thinks, although his deceased mother repeatedly said that his family has nothing to do with Meng Chang, he is bent on getting the couplet out of the palace and leaving it as a souvenir.

You are not Meng Chang's filial son and grandson, do you need to take a cultural relic to commemorate?

There was a mess in the warehouse, and Meng Rui finally turned to the couplet, and Bamboo and Ju had already arrived at the door.

Ju sneered: "Okay, you cunning thief, it turns out that you are here to steal things." Say, what do you want, turn around and burn it to you! Zhu didn't have so many words, and stabbed directly with a sword, not even bothering to say the ordinary "suffer death", "look at the sword" and the like.

Meng Rui is young after all, and his skills are still shallow, where is the opponent of these two old goblins. After a struggle, and seeing that he was about to be captured, Meng Rui hurriedly sacrificed a magic weapon, a poisonous smoke fireball.

As soon as this magic weapon comes out, you can't see things within ten zhang. Bamboo and chrysanthemum hurriedly shook their sleeves and covered their noses, this smell is too big, ordinary people can't stand it!

Taking advantage of this moment, Meng Rui stepped on his left foot and his right foot on his left foot, rubbed his feet, and after a swallow three times, he climbed onto the roof and walked away.