His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun who was eye-browning with his daughter, but in the end, it was the emperor and the city, this time he did not simply and rudely withdraw Fang Jun to play the board, but adopted a roundabout but effective strategy......

"You can give a few lines of poetry to this table full of delicacies, why don't you give a few words to this wine?"

His Majesty Li Er asked meaningfully.

Fang Jun was a little stunned.

Poetry for wine?

It's not that I don't write poems for wine, but it's just too simple......

Not to mention the peerless chapters of those writers in the Tang, Song, Ming and Qing dynasties, even before the Tang Dynasty, there were many poems and songs for wine, what is so rare?

Just when Fang Jun thought that His Majesty Li Er was going to test himself, His Majesty Li Er had already leisurely pointed to a glass of wine in front of him and said, "If you say a poem with the word wine that satisfies me, I will reward you with a glass of wine." ”

Fang Jun opened his mouth wide, his eyes widened, and he looked at His Majesty Li Er with a surprised expression.

And this kind of operation?

I racked my brains to come up with a poem, and then I had to drink a glass of wine...... You're not saying the opposite, are you?

Is this a reward? This is clearly a punishment, okay!

Looking at his shocked appearance, His Majesty Li Er's heart was secretly refreshed, but his face sank, and he said coldly: "What, not happy?" ”

Fang Jun said cautiously: "This ...... Your Majesty, are you saying the opposite? Why does Weichen make poems and drink a glass instead? ”

His Majesty Li Er raised his eyebrows and said, "Make poems that satisfy me, and I will reward you with wine; If you can't do it, you're ignoring my reward, what's the problem? ”

What's so ......

Isn't it a joke?

Fang Jun scolded in his heart, where is this to test his poetry talent? It's clearly to find fault!

When I compose a poem, I will "reward" wine; If you can't do it, you are ignoring your reward and not putting you in your eyes, I'm afraid it is not as simple as "rewarding" drinking, it can't be a meal of bamboo shoot stew......

It's just overwhelming!

Are you an emperor?

Emperor...... Well, you are the emperor you max......

Li Chengqian, Princess Changle, and Princess Fang Ling also looked at each other, unable to understand where Fang Jun offended his father and wanted to play tricks on him like this?

If you make a poem and punish the wine, if you can't do it, you must be beaten......

Even Princess Changle, who was repeatedly frivolous and resentful of Fang Jun, couldn't bear to look at Fang Jun's aggrieved and helpless expression......

Li Chengqian was bold and asked cautiously, "Father, ...... emperor?"

As soon as he opened his mouth to intercede for Fang Jun, His Majesty Li Er snorted: "Why, the prince also thinks that I shouldn't reward Fang Jun?" ”

Li Chengqian shuddered and decisively changed his words: "My father is the supreme of the Ninety-Five, the lord of the world, and your reward is the most glorious thing in the world, and hundreds of millions of subjects are proud of it." ”

"Humph!"

His Majesty Li Er looked at Fang Jun: "Do you want to do it?" ”

It's not that you can't do it, it's that you don't do it......

What else does Fang Jun dare to say?

Although I don't know where His Majesty Li Er's evil fire came from, a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, and he drinks alcohol when he drinks, which is better than being beaten......

Full of depression, Fang Jun pondered for a moment and read: "The golden bottle of sake is ten thousand, and the jade plate is ten thousand ......dollars."

His Majesty Li Er's eyes widened, and he said angrily: "Wow, how dare you fool me?" Changle, change to a big bowl, punish this kid for a bowl! ”

Fang Jun was startled and hurriedly asked, "Why is this?" ”

His Majesty Li Er glared at him: "Why? This is a poem in "The Road is Difficult", do you want to use the previous poems and songs to perfunctory? ”

Fang Jun grabbed his hair in annoyance......

This poem is indeed one of Li Bai's "Difficult to Walk", and the poem "Difficult to Walk" has been plagiarized by him at a banquet before going south to Jiangnan, so naturally His Majesty Li Er has heard it.

This especially doesn't make people live, plagiarized poems are easy to confuse......

Although Princess Changle didn't know where her father's anger came from, she was still very happy to see Fang Jun deflated, which made the resentment in her heart dissipate slightly, and obediently lifted a wine jar in front of Fang Jun with her bare hands and filled Fang Jun with ......

Fang Jun looked at Princess Changle with a resentful expression: "Your Highness has good craftsmanship, if you sell wine, I'm afraid you will have to lose money." ”

Princess Changle glanced at the wine bowl, blushed slightly, and quibbled: "Fang Fu Yin's song "Difficult to Walk" can be called a swan song for the ages, and this palace naturally wants to fill this bowl as a sign of respect, otherwise it is not enough to express ...... heart."

The bowl was so full that almost one drop more of it would overflow......

Fang Jun smiled bitterly: "Your Highness's heart, Weichen receives it." ”

Pick up the bowl and drink it all.

His Majesty Li Er nodded with satisfaction: "Go on." ”

Fang Jun looked bitter and ......

I was vigilant in my heart, not only to meet the poems with the word wine, but also to pay attention to not to have plagiarized before, and after thinking for a long time, I said: "A new song and a glass of wine, last year's weather was old pavilion." ”

His Majesty Li Er chewed word by word, and said with satisfaction: "Not bad, Changle, pour wine." ”

Princess Changle poured another large bowl......

Fang Jun was shocked and said, "That's right? Why is it still a big bowl? ”

Princess Changle blinked, with a rare mischievous look, and said as a matter of course: "My father said two good, it can be seen that I am very satisfied with this poem, and I naturally want to reward you with a big bowl, a small cup is not enough to show my father's joy." ”

Well, how do you say how it is......

Fang Jun was speechless and drank obediently.

The two large bowls of distilled "Fangfu Family Banquet" were in the stomach, even if Fang Jun's amount of alcohol was burning, he couldn't help but burn in his belly.

After thinking about it, he read again: "A glass of wine before his death, why should he be famous for thousands of years after his death." ”

His Majesty Li Er nodded: "Very good, Changle poured wine." ”

Princess Changle's lips lifted and she poured another bowl.

Fang Jun almost cried: "Your Majesty, can you just say a 'good' word?" It seems that there is no harm in not saying such modifiers as 'good' and 'very good'. ”

His Majesty Li Er said: "How can this be done? For Aiqing's immortal talent, I naturally do not hesitate to praise and praise, seeking truth from facts, which is indeed very good. ”

You father and daughter, one of you does not hesitate to praise, and the other changes the wine glass to a large bowl in order to show the sincerity of the praise?

I was not angry in my heart, but I didn't dare to say a word, who knows if His Majesty Li Er, who came to find fault, would beat himself up in anger?

In comparison, drinking is only a drunken drink at most......

Fang Jun's heart was horizontal, and he drank all the bowl of wine as soon as he raised his head, took a slight breath, and continued to "recite poems"......

"The master is not drunk. Is there a long way to go back in the twilight? ”

I've drunk all the wine, won't you go back to the palace, Your Majesty?

This sentence, His Majesty Li Er praised it in his heart!

was able to express his thoughts in verses, that is, he vaguely expounded his dissatisfaction, and also exhorted the emperor to return to the palace quickly......

This talent is indeed unparalleled in the world!

Even if he was angry, His Majesty Li Er had to speak: "This sentence is really exciting!" ”

Fang Jun listened to his praise, not only did he not feel any joy at all, but his face changed greatly, and he raised his head and looked at Princess Changle pitifully: "Your Highness spares ...... life."

Just a sentence of "very good" changed the wine glass to a large bowl, and now this sentence is "really wonderful", and the wine jar can't come up directly?

Princess Changle was slightly stunned, and when she understood what he meant in Fang Jun's begging eyes, she immediately laughed out loud.

At that moment, it was like a clear lotus blooming, and his demeanor was graceful, almost blinding Fang Jun's dog eyes......

It was another bowl of belly, Fang Jun felt a little dizzy, his eyes were a little dizzy, and his stomach was turning upside down.

Don't you just want to get me drunk?

As you wish!

The wine was strong, and the stubborn temper was also committed, so he simply sat cross-legged with the golden knife and "recited" loudly: "The wind blows the willow flowers and fills the trees, and Wu Ji presses the wine to persuade the guests!" ”

Princess Changle's pretty face sank, her white teeth bit her lower lip, and she almost went crazy!

actually compared this palace to Wu Ji who sells wine?

It's really damnable!

Fang Jun was a bowl of wine again, a little drunk, squinting at Princess Changle with an uncertain face, hehe Zhile.

Okay, you princess Changle, aren't you acting for the tiger? Scold you without swearing words!

Seeing that Princess Changle poured a big bowl again, Fang Jun directly picked it up and did it!

Princess Changle couldn't cry or laugh, this is too much drinking, right? Looking back at His Majesty Li Er, he asked with his eyes, is this the end?

His Majesty Li Er's anger in his heart eased slightly, and he was about to get up and leave, but Fang Jun chanted poetry loudly on his side......

"Zongzhi is a chic and beautiful young man, looking at the blue sky with white eyes, as bright as a jade tree in front of the wind. Before Su Jin Changzhai embroidered Buddha, he often loved to escape Zen when he was drunk. Fang Jun wrote a hundred poems, and slept in a restaurant in Chang'an City. The Son of Heaven couldn't get on the boat, claiming that his ministers were immortals in wine......"

Fang Jun has a hundred poems, and he sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an City?

The Son of Heaven can't get on the boat, claiming that his ministers are immortals in wine?

It's so domineering!

Not only did he despise the world's scholars, but he didn't even take me in his eyes?

His Majesty Li Er was so angry that his beard straightened, and he wanted to be furious and order the guards to arrest this guy and beat him heavily, but he saw Fang Jun in front of him lying on the ground with a crooked body, snoring and snoring......