It's really exciting to live in this life, and I can't even find any better adjectives than to describe it with taste.

Walking on Chang'an Street, you can see local residents and foreign merchants. The merchant who sold the goods carried the burden and kept shouting through the alley.

He left the slums, where he was quite concentrated, and came to the more affluent East Street.

A little beauty of about seventeen or eighteen years old, looking quite good, her peach-like lips, like a stamen, gradually getting better, and her eyes were a little anxious, as if she was looking for something?

With a smile on his face, the hollow valley is youlan, wearing a light red Tang Dynasty dress, covered with a strong suit!

Under the movement of his footsteps, Li Bai's heart has been touched.

When the girl saw Li Bai, she didn't know how to dodge, as if she could be sure that Li Bai was a big fat sheep.

Before Li Bai could make a move, he saw that the woman was facing Li Bai, as if intentionally and unintentionally.

Touch!

The two collided, but Li Bai was unsteady on his feet, thinking, "What bullshit sage book?" It's true that I'm Li Bai, but I'm not that Li Bai. Everyone has seven emotions and six desires, and you sent it yourself, no wonder I did. He whispered in his heart and made up his mind that if he was not allowed to eat the fireworks in the world, it would be difficult, after all, he was not the real Li Bai, the historical Li Bai, and he was not willing to smear Li Bai.

Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and strengthened his conviction in his heart. His eyes swept over the woman, and seeing that she was wearing a lot of money, he couldn't help but think about it: "Wait for me to lie to me!" This matter can't be counted like this, no matter how bad it is, you can get some silver taels. ”

In other words, although he is now holding the title of palace master, this kind of treatment does not allow him to enjoy the top residence with first-class facilities, and the title of palace master is not enough to show off, and he can't bluff people when he takes it out, Li Shimin is also tricky enough, give him the name of the palace master, and don't give the top a residence, otherwise he wouldn't have fallen to this, and he would have to worry about Yinliang.

When he thought of this, he couldn't help but scold Li Shimin for being incompetent, picking up skin, eating people without spitting out bones, and not being interesting.

But he is the emperor after all, and Li Bai does not dare to resist, this is true. Not only do you have to accept the offer, but you also have to be happy.

In other words, he is famous and glorious, but in fact, he feels that he is not as good as a beggar.

The real people with real power, at least worry about the silver two and sell people miserably here?

It proves that Li Shimin doesn't treat him as a thing, and he doesn't treat bean bags as dry food.

Seeing this girl, dressed extraordinarily, she must be the daughter of a famous family, Li Bai's selfish desires rose, and he said in his heart: It's no wonder to me, I'm worried about the silver, you send it to the door yourself.

Li Bai no longer hesitated, and was about to deceive him, and was about to lie on the ground, pretending to be in pain.

Plot development 1, he was lying on the ground, in pain, in great pain, and screamed: "Oops, it hurts me to death, my little liver, you hit my heart."

The woman frowned slightly, nervous, and said, "What's wrong?" Does it matter if you want to? I'll take you to the hospital......"

Li Bai: "Hospital? Fuck off. ”

It's ancient times, there is no hospital, and he has misadjusted the background of the times.

Some people will say that there were hospitals in ancient times. In ancient times, of course there were hospitals! It's just that it's too a hospital, and it's not something that people of Li Bai's class can enter.

Although he has an empty title and a false name, he has no real power. There are too many rules in the hospital, and it is not for him to enter.

To put it bluntly, it's Li Shimin's cheat!

Hung a false name on him, and did not give him real power, otherwise, it would be easy to enter the Tai Hospital with the qualification of the imperial master of the palace, let alone enter, and it would not be difficult to stay in it for 24 hours.

To put it bluntly, it's still Li Shimin's cheat!

In short, most of the people treated in the Tai Hospital are relatives of the emperor and high-ranking officials, and Li Bai is not qualified enough!

The last plot development was overturned and the lines were changed.

Here's the one.

Scenario 2:

Li Bai deliberately fell, covered his heart and liver and said, "You girl, you don't have long eyes, you hit my heart." It hurts me to death! ”

The woman was shocked and said urgently: "Where is the injury?" How is this good, I'm really sorry, I shouldn't have hit you, what do you want? I'll send you back, where do you live? ”

Li Bai: "You're about to knock me to death, I think you're pretty good, so let's do it, you can send me back."

"Then what's so embarrassing, I'll still be the wife of the village for you, and give you tens of thousands of taels of silver. Do you think so? ”

"Okay, okay, that's what I want." He nodded very undisciplinedly.

If the plan is successful, when the time comes, rub some oil by the way, take advantage of a little advantage, and the beauty in your heart is enough, beautiful!

Li Bai almost laughed out loud.

Or maybe it's the following situation.

Li Bai was lying on the ground, in pain, the girl's heart was like a knife, and she regretted not hitting someone at the beginning.

"You've hit me in the heart! You have to compensate! Li Bai said proudly.

A certain woman looked at him pitifully and said, "Don't hide it, my family just died, and I can't make up the money for a while, how should this be?"

Li Bai expressed deep sympathy: "It's not easy for you, you send me home, you don't owe each other, life or death has nothing to do with you!"

A certain girl: "This is exactly what I want, I won't give it to you, I have 10,000 taels of gold here, you take it back to marry a wife, and it won't be a problem to buy a hundred acres of land."

Although this kind of plot development is still not very good, it is very good, because he does not have time to fantasize about a more perfect plot.

In his imagination, no matter how bad it is, there will be the following situation, the girl's sympathy is overflowing, and she takes out a hundred taels of silver tickets in the hope of settling him as a guest.

However, the ideal is good, and the reality is very bad.

He found that not only was his fantasy outrageous, but he was a mess, because he had no chance to perform, and he was useless because of it.

I saw that when he was making a move, the girl was quick and did it before him, only to see the girl fall to the ground, complaining, miserable, and the plan to win sympathy was carried out in an orderly manner!

He miscalculated, hit a nail, and didn't expect this?

Could it be that the woman has the ability to read minds?

Li Bai shook his head and denied the idea, she couldn't have this kind of high-end superpower!

Well, there is only one explanation, what a coincidence!

She was already sitting on the ground, crying and looking miserable.

And, there are a lot of spectators around!

She put the tricks that Li Bai wanted to perform, and behaved cleanly, cleanly, leaving no chance for Li Bai!

She was already sitting on the ground in spite of the image of a virtuous woman, wailing and crying!

Is it necessary for Li Bai to sacrifice ugliness?

Is there still a need for Li Bai to pretend to be forced?

Does he Li Bai still need to emulate her and perform? Sensationalism?!

No, no, no! It's completely unnecessary!

The show he wants to perform has already made the woman take the lead, take the lead, and perform better than him!

If he continues to imitate it, it will only have the opposite effect, even if he can win sympathy and give full play to his strengths, but it will also damage his manly style!

The manly style told him not to continue performing, because it was just vulgar and vulgar.

He still disdains other people's used garbage.

The girl cried a lot, looked up at Li Bai, who looked stupid and at a loss, and said in her heart: "Boy, you are really tender, and you still want to play with me?" ……”

"This trick you want to perform, my aunt and grandmother are already familiar with it, strategizing, coping with it easily, knowing it well, and I will use it hundreds of years ago. You still want to fight with me, you can't do it! ”

She doesn't know Li Bai, she doesn't know Li Bai, and it's normal that she can't recognize it.