Li Bai really couldn't imagine that this girl would actually take the lead, which was something he didn't expect.

Because all the lines in his heart are useless, he can't meet the requirements of God's heart, this is a matter of all methods, everything is useless, everything can't meet his requirements, because it really can't be satisfied, this is a thing that can't be done.

In his initial calculations, he had intended to scam him and blackmail him. But this woman is much smarter than him, and he has already thought of everything that comes to mind in his head.

I was going to lie on the ground and play the role of a guy who was seriously ill, but it turned out that this guy was faster and better than him, so in this way, is there still a need for him to perform?

No! It's completely unnecessary, it's not needed at all, it's something there's no way around, and it's not something he should do to put on a show of a critically ill patient.

The woman in front of him looked like a noble girl, but why did he do such a degrading thing.

After she lay on the ground, she glanced at Li Bai with evil eyes, and her provocative look was full of arrogance, as if to say, "Boy, do you still want to fight me?"

Li Bai felt that he was unspeakable, how could this kind of thing happen, he played his cards completely out of common sense, and completely went against himself, this feeling was too hateful, the extortion was too hateful, he felt that he was about to get drunk, why was he taken the lead?

"Help, everyone's here to judge."

This girl seems to be weak, which makes people feel pity, but in fact, she has a bad stomach, the appearance of an angel, and the skin of hypocrisy.

She fell to the ground, making the appearance of being infinitely wronged, and looking a little disheveled, "Help! The crazy guy broke my little waist. ”

After saying these conclusions, several barbarians quickly walked over.

They took the initiative to block Li Bai's way, wanting to fight for this woman!

Besides, this woman's appearance is quite good-class, even if it is more than enough for a hero to save the beauty.

"What's the matter with you, a scholar? It's just a matter of walking for a long time, and I don't apologize to someone when I bump into someone's lady. If you don't apologize today, don't want to leave here. ”

Hearing his words, Li Bai was already speechless.

After the man finished speaking, he pretended to be embarrassed and touched the girl, "Girl, is it serious?" Do you need to send it to the hospital, or report to the police? ”

Hearing the word "report to the official", the woman's eyelids jumped, and her heart was cold, a parent official, this county lieutenant who manages Chang'an District is not a good talker, there has always been one to say, there is absolutely no two, and the king of heaven is not easy to make, and no one buys his account. Notoriously fair and impartial.

If this matter gets into trouble with the government, and right and wrong are full of changes, she thinks that she may definitely not be able to take advantage of it.

This matter can be stopped in moderation, only a small precept, no tricks, not ostentatious through the market, if she makes trouble with the government, she may not be able to take advantage, when the county magistrate sees this trick, and then debunks it, she doesn't have to mix on this road.

The punishment can be big or small, and the shame is excessive.

Seeing that she had something unspeakable, that person seemed to have some concerns, so he couldn't help but add fuel to the fire, and deliberately instigated this woman, as if he had a grudge against Li Bai.

"Girl, in my opinion, it's better to report to the official, if you don't want to report, I'll report it for you. You don't have to worry, Lao Tzu has someone on it, and he promises to let this kid walk around without eating, and he will definitely not let you be wronged. ”

He patted his chest and said.

"Reporter? Report you big-headed ghost! I'd be a real fool if I listened to you. The woman cursed a few times in her heart, and made a look of grievance.

"You see that it's not easy for me to work hard outside as a weak woman, and I'm a foreigner, who knew that I would be hit by this idiot here. Woowoowoo......"

"Girl, don't cry! I'll report to the official for you, and the official will give you an explanation. "It's this guy again.

Li Bai sneered a few times, he was hit by someone, and he was about to report to the official, how precious is this woman? Could it be a relative of the imperial family......

No! Lao Tzu didn't hit her at all.

Lao Tzu is wronged! Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky, Lao Tzu didn't hit anyone at all. Lao Tzu is aggrieved and wronged, even if he reports to the official and makes trouble to the government, Lao Tzu is also innocent, and there is no need for the old man to be afraid of seeing the official.

What's more, who am I?

I am a celebrity in front of Li Shimin, a noble painter, and the county magistrate has no right to convict me.

Li Bai felt that it was difficult to speak, "The girl really wants to see the official, I, Li Bai, am bright and fair, and I will accompany me to the end." ”

The woman said: "It's not easy for me to be a weak woman outside, compare my heart to my heart, I can also understand this son, he lives outside, and he just wants to eat ......."

"I don't think this son did it intentionally, I'll let you go regardless of the villain. Next time, you have to be careful not to bump into anyone. Maybe that person will be a relative of the emperor. ”

Li Bai was a little speechless, he really wanted to scold people, did Lao Tzu want to hide? For example, this time, did you deliberately lie on the ground and pretend to be dead? Lao Tzu didn't touch you at all.

She picked up his hand and touched herself, "Did you touch it now?" ”

He was shocked and speechless, "Good! You've got a kind! I admit it. ”

"But I've let you go, and I'm not going to be untrustworthy."

"It's a pity to let him go like this and not report to the official!" The crowd sighed.

Seeing that there was no excitement, the crowd dispersed at once.

This little episode happened, Li Bai was also very speechless, and wanted to reason with the woman, after all, this time he was married to her, and he wanted to find his traces, but the person was gone.

"Boy, what kind of person are you, just now you are the most happy, Lao Tzu will be angry with you today! Although Lao Tzu never used to beat people before! Li Bai looked at the person who was the happiest just now.

The woman ran away, and took his silver taels, and he had nowhere to vent his belly, and then he remembered the happiest person he had been calling.

Although it is said that due to his special status as a poet and immortal Taibai, he really shouldn't beat people, and he is beaten on the street.

It's insulting to his identity.

However, at this time and that time, he is not the same Li Bai, today he simply comes by his temperament, being a true self, without considering any serious consequences, it can be regarded as a farewell ceremony to his former self.

Simply willful once.

What's more, beating someone in the street must be a very happy thing.

All the bad moods were released.

"Do you know who I am? There are people above Lao Tzu, if you can't eat and walk in your pocket, you will regret it, and you will definitely have to pay the price for this matter! Don't you want to live? Even I dare to fight, do you know who I am? Hit me, you're dead! Do I let you die without a corpse? ”

Li Bai beat him, he scolded arrogantly, and brought out his identity, thinking that Li Bai would be afraid.

If you are wrong, you are wrong, and you dare to be so ashamed.

Let you be crazy, let you be arrogant, let you be arrogant, I'll let you lie on the ground, haha!

Wrong is wrong, wrong shouldn't have threatened me.

Lao Tzu hates the taste of being threatened the most in his life.

Li Bai hit harder, "Now, let Lao Tzu teach you how to be a person, after all, your attitude of threatening Lao Tzu is not something that people do at all!" ”

"You're wrong, you're wrong, remember not to threaten me in the future, I hate it! Wrong is wrong, the biggest mistake you made shouldn't be threatened to me, Lao Tzu hates being threatened the most in his life, you understand the consequences. Lao Tzu hates to be threatened, congratulations, you have succeeded in doing it! ”

"Lao Tzu hates the taste of being threatened the most, and according to this, Lao Tzu should beat you even more. If you don't say anything that stimulates me, I was about to let you go, you dare to stimulate me, threaten me, it's unreasonable not to beat you, Lao Tzu shouldn't let you go, he should beat you! In this way, your life is not good, Lao Tzu must beat you to death! When it comes to threats, Lao Tzu is furious! ”

Li Bai beat even harder, this person cried wolf.

When Li Bai beats people, he counts while fighting. "Fifteen, twenty-five, thirty, thirty-five......"

The man finally begged for mercy.

"I was wrong! I was wrong, you, adults don't care...... Villain, let me go as a fart! Don't fight, don't fight, it's going to die! Woowoowoo......"

He was already crying, and he couldn't speak clearly, and I'm afraid that after that, he won't admit it. I didn't expect that such a spineless person would beg Li Bai for mercy......

Anyway, Li Bai was not afraid of him.

Li Bai hit him more than a dozen times, then stopped, let him go, clapped his hands and stood up: "This is like a human sentence!" If you said this earlier, you wouldn't have suffered so much. I'm really sorry ......."

"Don't dare, don't dare to ......" The man quickly limped away, and when he was about to disappear, he looked back at Li Bai vigorously, as if he wanted to recognize this face clearly and engrave it into his mind.

Li Bai also felt it, after all, it was a revengeful gaze, and he had one more enemy.

Li Bai sneered, he was not afraid of him, he was afraid that he would not beat him.

And he was so angry, venting his anger, not to mention how happy he was.

Anyway, Li Bai is not afraid of him.

Even if it is a descending tiger, it is not afraid.