Chapter II. 32. Invert yin and yang

This scolding happened to be stuck at the moment when Bagh announced the great event, and it shattered the solemn and sacred atmosphere. The crowd of onlookers instantly seemed to be boiling oil in a boiling pot, chattering and looking around.

Growing up in a shamanic family, and now having been a god's stick for nearly a hundred years, Bag naturally knows the key to inciting emotions. So no matter how they appeared, to the elite Taibai guards who were specially borrowed, they were trying their best to create an atmosphere that matched them.

And his tone and rhythm have been carefully designed. Every pause, every gaze, and even the strength of the light cough are just right. Such a careful layout, in addition to wanting to take Lin Si's worries, also proves that deep down in Bage's heart, he is not completely sure. This is the so-called "content is not enough, the scene is made up." ”

Now the "large-scale roadshow" that he carefully planned has not yet begun, and the atmosphere is broken by a rude remark in the market. Bag had no choice but to suppress his anger, put away the half of the words that followed, and then straightened his slightly rickety chest, and the fur of the bear king on the shaman's robe shone with a shiny sheen. He raised his right arm and pointed to the north with the bone staff in his hand:

"Me! It's the shaman of the third road in the north, bag! ”

A deep voice covered the crowd of people who were noisy around, like an ancient dragon passing over the sea, coming with the momentum of whale swallowing, and instantly shattered all the waves on the sea.

"Could it be the identity of the Great Shaman, can you also be self-proclaimed? Knowing this, I also proclaimed myself a Shennong to go down to earth, how good it is for Qin Xuan to be reincarnated! ”

From the south gate of the capital, a white-robed boy came. This boy is facing the sun's rays, wrapped in a dazzling brilliance. As he spoke, he walked and stepped on the petal-paved walkway.

"What a waste, you use such a good medicinal herb to pave the way? At such an age, it is still so prodigal...... Waste, shameless. ”

This white-robed boy who opened his mouth to scold people is Sun Baizhi, the younger brother of Sun Baishu, who is now the head of the Tai Hospital. There are not a few people who know him, there are a few people who know each other, and they are shouting at him and chatting loudly, and Sun Baizhi is even more refusal, asking questions and answers, and it is not lively for a while. Seeing this ancestor worship ceremony, he was about to be brutally stirred up into a consultation meeting.

"Who's the erector?"

Ba Ge hurriedly picked up his tone, pointed at Sun Baizhi and asked, and then squeezed his eyes at Taibaiwei's team. As soon as Sun Baizhi heard this, he was about to walk to the altar to reply, but he didn't think that he had just taken a step forward, and the Taibai guards on both sides of the petal trail suddenly raised their guns forward, and the two spear heads that flashed cold light met in mid-air, sealing Sun Baizhi's way forward.

When Sun Baizhi saw it, she couldn't help but have a sneer on her lips. Unhurriedly, he stretched out his hand to push away the spears that stood in front of him, and strode forward firmly and meaninglessly:

"Play this with me? When I was using a knife, you soldiers were still catching rabbits in Taibai Mountain. ”

Sun Baishu, who walked under the altar, looked up at Bag and sneered.

After listening to his words, Bag also changed his tone and said in a calm tone:

"I know that you are Lang Zhong, Sun Yuanzheng's younger brother. Someone else gave you a nickname, "Inverting Yin Yang Sun Baizhi" is you, right? ”

The surrounding people clapped their hands and laughed when they heard this, and a man who was chatting with Sun Baizhi just now shouted: "That's right, he can cure the dead and the living!" Hahahaha......"

Sun Baishu smiled and turned his head and replied, "Get out." The next time you carry the work and flash your waist again, I will give you the plaster to add ingredients. ”

Bag's face sank:

"What do you want to do when you come to stir up the ancestor worship ceremony? If you provoke the anger of the ancestral gods, you will incur natural and man-made disasters. ”

"Don't say that Second Master Sun doesn't believe in shamans, even if I do, can you be an elder who can represent the ancestral gods? If the great shaman Lin said this, I would have to give three points in return; But now, the person on this altar has been replaced by you......" Speaking of this, Sun Baishu dragged a long note, and glanced up and down a few times with bad intentions: "In the eyes of Second Master Sun, there is no place for you to stand at all." ”

Bagh also smiled contemptuously, and condescendingly pointed with his staff:

"If you don't believe it, the ancestor worship ceremony has nothing to do with you. Depart quickly, and I will forgive you for disturbing the festival, if not......"

"What else would you do? With so many folks in broad daylight, can you still bite people? ”

Sun Baishu turned a blind eye to the ladder that Bagh had just handed over, turned around and said to the people:

"You don't know yet, do you? Early this morning, the tax collectors in Fengjing City went out collectively to notify each merchant of an additional tax, and gave it a bullshit name, called a temple tax. I wondered, I am Youbei Sanlu plus Xuande Tianzi, but I am only the emperor of the three dynasties, where did I come from? As soon as I inquired, I found out that the temple tax was for this Ba elder to repair the house! ”

Sun Baishu pursed his lips as soon as he spoke, not only the people around him were in an uproar, but even the main lord Bagh was beaten like a dumbfounded. Even he didn't know what the so-called "temple tax" was all about.

"Folks, in the final analysis, we are also businessmen, who in this world will make a loss-making business? The wool comes out of the sheep, so what kind of bullshit temple tax is added to us, it is equivalent to being added to everyone. To put it simply, everything you buy is expensive! ”

Some old women who have never studied still don't understand the previous words, but Sun Baishu's last sentence said, and those who have never studied again have understood, and there was a big mess all of a sudden.

Seeing that an ancestor worship ceremony was about to be chaotic, He Wendao, who had been watching coldly, picked up a huge bronze soul-summoning gong and struck it slowly and rhythmically:

"Knock...... Knock Knock...... Boom...... Knock ......"

The crisp and penetrating sound of the gong soared into the sky, dragging out all the noise in a few clicks. He Wendao put down the gong, and in a staring gaze, he first carefully put on the Ba Ge crown and put the sacrificial mask on his forehead. Now, as long as Bag gently pulls, he can carry out the ancestor worship ceremony.

"Folks, people. The "temple tax" mentioned by the second son of Fang Cai Sun is the first time I have heard of it. But it doesn't matter, after the ancestor worship is over, He will definitely investigate clearly, if it is really related to us, then it will definitely give you a satisfactory explanation. ”

As soon as He Wendao spoke, he successfully appeased everyone present, saying extremely beautifully, but in fact, he didn't say anything. "If it really has something to do with us", this we are talking about shamanism? Or Bagh? Or is he He Wendao? "I will give you a satisfactory explanation." , who are these guys? And what is a satisfactory explanation? What kind of satisfaction is called satisfaction?

He Wendao's sentence of "leaking air on all sides" is really a tight fit!

After he finished speaking, he secretly turned his eyes to Yan Fujiu, who was lying in the woods and watching the excitement.

Yan Fujiu saw that He Wendao's gaze was not good, so he naturally didn't want to add an enemy for nothing, and he didn't do it for nothing:

"Ahem, you go and tell Team Chen, it's too noisy."

Qi Wang Yan Fujiu commanded the "chestnut girl" beside him, turned over again, and fell asleep. Yes, although Tai Baiwei came to the altar to guard because he was ordered by the emperor, there was no bloodshed, and he couldn't maintain order. But right now, He Wendao gave him a look, for Bage's sake, this face is not impossible to give.

But to give, it can only be given once.

Sun Baizhi was just about to continue talking, from the Taibai Wei, who was originally watching the excitement, four people walked out in front of him, Sun Baizhi was stunned, and whispered to He Wendao with a sneer:

"I'm still treating you as an old man and a young one, all of you are eggless bastards, and this trip will be tired, but I will be tired of Second Master Sun."

After a whisper, he gritted his teeth, and desperately slammed into Tai Baiwei's silver armor.

After a "bang", the whole person flew out exaggeratedly, and there was a scream in midair. After landing on the ground, Sun Baizhi spurted out a mouthful of blood and passed out.

Team Chen, who was hit by him, was looking at his chest with a dull face:

"Could it be that Lao Tzu has practiced?"