Chapter II. 33. The wizard Shen returns
"Tut-tut, shamanism is really getting more and more mixed, and now it can drive the forbidden army to brutally beat an unarmed doctor who heals and saves people.
Squeeze out a group of people from among the people. This group of people is tall, short, fat and thin, with all kinds of old people and young people, and the person who speaks at the head is none other than the shamanic young master Shen Gui, who has "died and lived".
When He Wendao and Ba Ge saw Shen Gui appear, the hearts that had been hanging instantly fell into place: It's finally here.
"You two are wearing bells and whistles and standing so high, are you going to change your career to sell clothes?"
Shen Gui walked under the altar and looked at He Wendao with slanted eyes and raised eyebrows.
He Wendao knowingly said to Shen Gui:
"Who is this brother?"
"Shen Gui."
"Oh, it turns out that you are the culprit who let the ancestor drive back to Yaochi! I didn't go looking for you, you actually sent it to the door yourself? ”
Shen Gui heard He Wendao mention Li Xuanyu, and he was a little moved. He raised his right hand and pointed to He Wendao's nose and said:
"Originally, if you didn't mention it, I didn't plan to mention it, let's see each other here for a while, how happy it is. I didn't expect you to raise the name of Master when you came up, what's wrong? Usually people are used to being bullied, but I found that the master's name is easy to use? He Wendao also told you, no matter how famous my great shaman mother-in-law is, after a long time, you will not be able to run away from the beatings you deserve! ”
After He Wendao listened to Shen Gui's words, he was surprisingly calm. After just a little groaning, he replied to Shen Gui:
In this case, we will put aside the layer of the ancestors and only talk about today's events. You Shen Gui is neither an official nor a person in my shamanic religion, why did you disturb the ancestor worship ceremony for no reason? ”
Shen Gui nodded:
"You're barely a man. That's right, I'm Shen Gui Bai Ding, but shamanism has a lot to do with me, and if you do such a perverse act, I have to come out and say something. ”
Ba Ge raised the bone staff in his hand and pointed towards Shen Gui:
"Oh? Tell me, then, what does my shamanism have to do with you? ”
Shen Guiyan was relieved when he heard this, and thought to himself: There is still an important part that is not ready to stop, as long as you let me speak, it will be easy to do.
"Ahem, Bag, listen to me. Since the beginning of my incarnation, I have obtained the supernatural powers of the great shaman Li Xuanyu of the previous generation; Later, he was taught and raised by the current great shaman Lin Siwei's mother-in-law, who can be said to be the only designated successor of the two great shamans, who bears the heavy responsibility of shamanism and is also the light of shamanism's revival. ”
After He Wendao heard Shen Gui's boastful words, he laughed directly:
"Poof...... Okay, well, since Shen Gongzi said that he is the heir of two generations of great shamans in shamanism, then I want to ask the simplest question: Do you have a shamanic spirit? ”
Yes, shamans, before they possessed spirits, were originally ordinary people. There is no pattern to follow in the appearance of shamanic spirits, and there are no exercises to practice. In other words, no matter what day or under any circumstances, anyone can be possessed by the gods. It is precisely because of this quality that the shamanic lineage is also extremely mysterious.
In shamanic teachings, this psychic phenomenon is explained by the fact that every shaman is possessed by a spirit by chance. And if there is an extra heavenly soul in the sorcerer's body, it will naturally be destroyed by a human soul, which is also the place where shamans will be a little different from ordinary people in their daily life or when they perform sacrifices and prayers.
But Shen Gui in front of He Wendao not only did not have a shaman's soul possession, but he didn't even smoke a sheep madness. When he asked, he obviously thought that the threshold of the spirit body would hit Shen Gui's weakness.
"Oh, you say shamans? Not only am I, but I am also very plump! And Granny Li Xuanyu didn't teach you the shaman's exclusive supernatural secret art, right? You know why? Because she has passed it on to me with her spiritual veins! ”
After speaking, Shen Gui looked at He Wendao with a smug face, and smacked a few times in his mouth: "Tut-tut, look at your virtue and mediocre talent, if it were me, I wouldn't pass on the mantle to you." ”
When Bagh heard this, he suddenly burst out laughing:
"Magical powers? I've never heard of any supernatural magic in shamanism, you yellow-mouthed erection, don't be alarmist here. ”
Shen Gui also asked knowingly:
"Oh? Excuse me, ...... you are? ”
"The old man is an elder in the shamanic religion, and he is the ...... of the shaman"
"Okay, okay, don't show your self-styled number, Elder, right?"
Shen Gui waved his hand and interrupted Bagh's words:
"Let me ask you, if the great shaman Li Xuanyu doesn't have supernatural powers, then did you kill Yue Haishan?"
"Li Xuanyu was originally a Heavenly Spirit Vein, what does killing Yue Haishan have to do with the identity of the Great Shaman?"
"Oh...... Have you ever heard that two Heavenly Spirit Veiners can fight each other to the death when they are thousands of miles apart? ”
"This ......"
"Then let me ask you again, are you a Heavenly Spirit Veiner?"
“……”
"That's it, since I've said this today, I won't show you my face and hands, and you don't know how many eyes Lord Ma has."
After that, Shen Guiyi dragged the tambourine in the hand of a shaman next to him, snapped his fingers, and made a "bang" sound, which looked extremely playful. Shen Gui scolded in his heart: This drum sounds, how can it be the same as the tattered ones in front of my house.
"Here we are, everyone! As soon as the drum sounded, my spirit possessed me, see? There is no need to work as hard as they did just now, just in such a small time, the little master has already been put on his body! Shen Gui looked at He Wendao and Ba Ge, who were pale, proudly and said.
The people around who were waiting to see the supernatural power widened their eyes at this time. There was an aunt who also whispered to the neighbors around her:
"See? That's what people are serious about! ”
Although the old lady next to her was also a shaman, she only pouted:
"He, Aunt Zhao, people of our age have all seen shamanic practices with their own eyes, but don't cover it up for this little young master. You see, there's no movement on that body at all, it's just not at all. ”
Aunt Zhao hurriedly waved her hand and lowered her voice:
"Don't talk nonsense. Don't you see, he's making a lot of noise now than just now, isn't this obviously a god! In the past, those were not enough to suppress God, so they would jump and jump. This little young master has the divine power of two great shamans on his body to bless and protect his body, can he be like them? ”
The people's discussions flew into He Wendao's ears, and they sounded so harsh. He frowned and asked:
"Okay, since Young Master Shen has invited the gods to come up, what magical powers do you have?"
Shen Gui smiled evilly, and secretly shouted in his heart: He Wendao, He Wendao, this is your own bad luck, so you can't blame me for being ruthless.
So Shen Gui jumped on the spot, and after standing firm, his right arm stretched forward. With the palm of his right hand facing up, he pressed his middle finger with his thumb: "I'll leave you some lessons on behalf of your master." Pick me up and point to "General Remove Armor", after saying a sentence, he pursed his mouth again, and he added a sound effect: "BIU~"
Looking at He Wendao again, I saw a small red circle instantly appear on the skin on his neck, and then a cold sweat fell down his forehead.
At this time, a gust of spring breeze happened to blow through He Wendao's body, and he couldn't help it anymore when he was covered with cold sweat, and his hands kept scratching blood marks on his neck. After scratching a few times, I found that it was not relieved, so I took off my burqa three times and two times, and scratched desperately through my middle coat. The scratches on Fang Cai's neck had slowly flowed blood, soaked in the middle coat and formed a puddle, which looked extremely oozing.
Shen Gui put his right arm behind his back, raised his head and said proudly:
This "general unloading" is a small punishment and a big admonition on behalf of your master. Even if you pull the pipe out, it won't help. He Wendao, ah He Wendao, if you are still unrepentant, this itch will immediately seep into the skin and blood veins of the whole body. When that time comes, I'm afraid I won't be able to save you. ”
He Wendao, who was in pain, only felt that the more he scratched, the more itchy he felt, and as he scratched, the itching that went straight to his heart gradually spread. In this situation, he had to grit his teeth and ask:
"What do you want?"
"It's simple, get out of bagh. and I will relieve you of your pain. ”
"Good!"
Shen Gui saw He Wendao gritting his teeth in response, so he reached out and took out a note and stuffed it into his hand:
"Go back and see."