Chapter 34 There is no waste wood in the old Li family
"What other last words do you have to explain quickly!
The old lady slashed you, a negative man, with a knife, and then wiped her neck to go to Huangquan with you, which is better than a cheap Cheng Jiaye girl! ”
Yan Wan was murderous.
Li Zhi shivered at the root of the wall, the creature of the woman is really terrifying, we have a princess like the fourth sister-in-law, it is better to wipe the neck.
After the fear, this goods trembled with excitement, the fourth brother and the fourth sister-in-law are known as the model of husband and wife in Chang'an City, but they didn't expect the fourth brother to be depressed behind closed doors.
A few days ago, I used a rolling pin, and today I directly operated the knife, according to this trend, there is a great chance that the fourth brother will die young.
Haha, I want the people of Chang'an to know your true face, and see you pretend to be a big-tailed wolf for me.
With two rolls of his eyes, the thing tiptoed out of the courtyard and beckoned to the butler who was waiting in the distance.
After an explanation, the housekeeper left suspiciously, Li Zhi smiled strangely, and squatted back under the wall like a thief.
Wetting his fingers, Li Zhi skillfully drilled through the window paper.
……
"Madam, as the saying goes, I wish to be a winged bird in heaven, and I wish to be a branch on the earth!
Your love of living and dying together, it took several lifetimes of good fortune for your husband to get it, let's live a good life is the right thing, and it is a matter of night to fight and kill. "Li Tai poured ecstasy soup.
Yan Wan kicked him and then lost his mind in an instant: "...... What a beautiful poem!
You lying dog mouth can spit out ivory.
Li Tai, you conscienceless thing, you lie to me when you die.
Flying with wings is fake, and the seven-year itch is real, right? ”
"Whoosh"
Li Taiteng got up, ignoring the sharp blade on his neck, gently cupped Yan Wan's cheek, and said expressionlessly: "Yes, it's time to itch after seven years."
This face has been married for eight years, and I have seen it for seven years and one year, and now I have to see it every day for three hundred and sixty days, how can I ......"
Yan Wan's eyes suddenly turned red with pain, and her breathing was heavy and her knife shook twice.
Li Tai turned a blind eye and sighed: "Why do you still never get tired of looking at each other, I feel itchy every day, and it's even more itchy than eight years ago."
This is a disease, and the incurable fright of the spoiled wife can be cured.
Little lady, do you have medicine to cure this disease for your husband? ”
Outside the wall, Li Tai wiped his sweat, high, really high, the fourth brother is really unfathomable enough to be shameless.
Being able to survive to this day under such a strong strange woman as the fourth sister-in-law is not in vain.
"Wow"
The horizontal knife fell, Yan Wan's tears finally couldn't hold back and fell, and a pair of pink fists slammed into Li Tai's chest: "Dead man!"
When I met such a heart-wrenching ghost like you, what did I do in my previous life......
Crazy and crying, you are deliberately hooking my tears, your face is full of ugliness, and it finally fits your mind. ”
Li Tai hugged Yan Wan, hooked her chin and said with a distressed expression: "This face can't be ugly, when will I get my way?" ”
"Virtue!
I can't spare you if you smear honey on your mouth, you have made a poem for the little girl of the Cheng family, and you have never written half a poem with me, the pillow person.
If you don't write a song that is better than the city gate, I can't spare you! Yan Wan was ruthless with her thoughts, and gave Li Tai the verdict that the capital crime could be avoided and the living crime could be forgiven.
"Wronged, I haven't even seen the little girl of the Cheng family, how can I be so affectionate?" Li Tai shouted and hit the sky.
"Dare to be sophistry!" Yan Wan bent down to pick up the knife.
"The sky is not old, and the love is indescribable. The heart is like a double wire net, and there are thousands of knots in it. Li Tai was shocked and bent down to hold Yan Wan's hands, and his strong will to survive forced him to blurt out.
Yan Wan was stunned, she hesitated, "This ...... Is this really written for me? ”
Li Tai said angrily: "It's not you, I still have a second lover?" ”
"This minor key doesn't count, you're afraid that I'll pick up a knife and force me to do a new poem again.
must combine the experience of you and my husband and wife, and the poem will also cover the city gate poem!
Otherwise I'm ......"
Yan Wan's eyes suddenly felt a little flustered, as if she had returned to the night of anticipation and anxiety eight years ago, before she got married.
It's a little difficult, Li Tai finally realized the pain of copying homework and getting it right.
He thought for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he slowly lowered his head and sniffed Yan Wan's hair and said eloquently.
"On that day, I closed my eyes in the incense mist of the prayer hall and suddenly heard your prayers.
That month, I turned through all the scriptures, not to exceed, but to touch your fingertips.
In that life, I turned mountains and rivers to float to slaughter, not to cultivate the next life, but to meet you on the way.
That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing for a night, not for enlightenment, but for a trace of your breath.
That year, I kowtowed and hugged the dust, not for the Buddha, but for your warmth.
In that life, I climbed 100,000 mountains, not to cultivate the next life, but to meet you on the road.
At that moment, I soared into an immortal, not for immortality, but for your joy and peace. ”
……
The heart is like steel, and it can't withstand the love threads, Yan Wan's anger has disappeared from tears, and she unconsciously hugged Li Tai tightly, and choked up: "Not for immortality, just to bless me for safety......
asked you to write poems, what did you write out of tune to earn me......
It's been three years, and it's been three full years since the last time the Great Mercy and Grace Temple was incense, and it's hard for you to remember.
Wan'er ......"
Her shoulders twitched uncontrollably, and Li Tai gently stroked her back.
At this moment, Li Tai's estrangement from Yan Wan was finally completely eliminated.
"Don't speak, now you, I've finally grasped it." Li Tai's heart knot opened, and his whole body was relaxed, and his cheeks pressed against Yan Wan's hair.
"Husband, people say that there are many jealous women in Chang'an City, especially the Liang State Mansion and the Lu State Mansion.
In fact, compared to them, Wan'er is the biggest jealous woman.
I used to think about not being so strict with my husband, but I couldn't stand that no one could share my husband, and I ...... go crazy at the thought of another woman calling my husband Langjun."
"Don't change it, this kind of Wan'er is the most true self, I think it's good."
Cheap dad, looking at Yan Wan's Hedong lion style, how could he recognize the little daughter of the Cheng family as a flat wife.
You dug such a pit for me, what kind of medicine did you sell, did you have such a pit son?
……
Li Zhi stared at the peeping in a daze, and left in a daze.
Back in his own courtyard, Zhao Wu had already found what he wanted, a few huge sections of charcoal, and a pile of uncut thickened white paper five feet square.
Li Zhi picked up the charcoal pen with his eyes shining, thinking back to the plot of Li Tai and his wife who reversed several times, and for a while, the pen was like flying, and it was outlined on the white paper.
Charcoal is Li Tai's whim, these days Li Tai taught the little son and Li Xin to sketch, and several people drew cats, dogs, and cartoons had a good time.
Li Zhi came to be interested and shamelessly asked to take the initiative to study, and Li Tai taught him sketching with his heart.
This product is close to Li Tai, and the relationship with Yan Wan is naturally not bad.
The Yan Wan family is known as the double master of knife painting, and his father Yan Lide is a generation of masters, and his knife skills and painting skills are among the first-class.
Uncle Yan Liben is even more amazing, and his painting skills are known as the national hands of the Tang Dynasty.
With such two big bulls, Yan Wan's painting skills are naturally not bad, Li Zhi himself has a good talent, and over time, he has learned outstanding painting skills with Yan Wan.
This product is now in use, wantonly swaying freshly learned abstract sketches, and the cramps on his hands are waving out afterimages.
Sometimes he frowned, sometimes he laughed sheepishly, sometimes his mind was open, and in a short time, an abstract painting was baked......
Fourth brother, let you look down on people, let you knock me out of my brain, and let you scold me for not being able to write or fight!
Today, the younger brother will use his strength to prove that there is no waste in the old Li family, and the people of Chang'an will definitely recognize my Li Zhi's efforts!
The second Xiao Li is becoming more and more handy......
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