Chapter 35 The debut of the comic ancestor who deviated (Dazhang asks for collection recommendation)

After more than an hour of fermentation, the popularity of King Wei's drunken courtship of Cheng's daughter was completely detonated, and the crowds in front of the twelve city gate buildings in Chang'an City were surging, and the people who ate melons were like long-necked geese, staring at the big simplified characters.

In front of the Golden Light Gate, a young man in a long robe and a handsome and tender face sang loudly: "Eight-year-old peeks in the mirror, and his long eyebrows can already draw ......"

This person finished reading the masterpiece of King Wei completely and correctly in one breath, and immediately caused a thunderous applause.

Although there are many talents in Chang'an, the newly released simplified Chinese characters still stumped the audience, which led to everyone only understanding the general idea, but the context was not very smooth.

Some anxious spectators scratched their ears and cheeks, and they couldn't feel any better.

Now it's okay, this later life has solved the urgent need of the big guys, and everyone only feels that the pores are open and the body is comfortable.

"Gongzi is highly talented, and finally read the love poems of King Wei, and Xiao Lao'er only knows today that His Royal Highness King Wei is not only a lover, but also an amorous kind."

"Hahaha Chang'an City has another good show, my second uncle's brother-in-law's eldest cousin is working in the Wei Palace.

According to his grapevine, Princess Wei is virtuous and virtuous, but when it comes to vinegar, hehe, I'm afraid that she may not be under the Duke of Liang's mansion. ”

"Ouch, is the news reliable, if this is the case, can King Wei still live after writing this poem?"

The Tang Dynasty is open, and as long as the people brag and fart are not involved in rebellion, even if they gossip about the royal anecdotes, the government will laugh at it when they hear it.

"Shhhh Death is so loud, Princess Wei is not ambiguous, and the rolling pin with the thickness of her arm is a family method, so I ask you if you are afraid! ”

"I'm a god, no wonder King Wei hasn't even had half a flat wife after eight years of marriage."

"Isn't it, the Wei Wangfu has always had a bad heir, Your Majesty loves the King of Wei the most, but the King of Wei only has one son, how can Your Majesty not be in a hurry, is this not a move."

"Hehe, it's so lively today, the tea shop business must be so good that it can't be good, we have to hurry up and occupy a place."

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Jinguangmen is the only way to enter the West City, the West City mainly serves the working masses, and the cultural quality of the masses in this vicinity is inevitably low, and the gossip is naturally more in-depth.

The young man looked at the amazing thin golden body upstairs, and fell into deep thought for a moment.

He Pei Xingjian is a child of the Pei family in Hedong, and he likes swords and calligraphy since he was a child.

There are also a lot of primitive simple characters in cursive writing, with the foundation of cursive writing, Pei Xingjian combined the meaning of the text before and after, and spent half an hour to eat the simplified characters in the poem thoroughly, so that he sang the whole poem loudly.

Ah, it is rumored that the King of Wei is talented and domineering, but he never thought that he was a complete fear of the inside.

While laughing, a cluster of flames burned madly in Pei Xingjian's eyes.

He entered Beijing this time to study calligraphy with Chu Suiliang, and came to the West Market to be lively and fresh, and the result lived up to expectations, lively and fresh have opened their eyes.

Confident calligraphy is unparalleled in the younger generation of famous children of the Tang Dynasty, Xiao Pei, as the proud son of the Pei family in Hedong, has some contempt for the nouveau riche in Chang'an.

I never thought that as soon as I entered Beijing, I would encounter Li Tai's first blow, and after being amazed, Pei Xingjian was aroused by Li Tai to have a strong desire to win.

"Young master, it's time to go, don't dare to miss the appointment with Gong Chu!" The old servant saw Pei Xingjian staring at Li Tai's poem with enchantment, so he had to remind him softly.

Pei Xingjian waved his hand and said, "Today, I will visit King Wei, you and Duke Chu will send a message and apologize on my behalf." ”

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Mingde Gate, Datang Whenever there is a foreign war or major state activities, all enter and exit through Mingde Gate, and then go through Vermilion Bird Street and enter and exit the Imperial City through Vermilion Gate.

The twelve city gates of Chang'an, Mingde Gate are the most important and the most prosperous.

The melon-eating crowd here laboriously interpreted Li Tai's poems, and came to a result that was similar to that of Jinguangmen, and then made the decision to rush into the tea shop to brag, and then Jinghou Wei Wang tragic news.

"Bang...... Syllable...... Bang bang bang......

"Get out of the way, all the dodge, the follow-up to the Wei Wangfu love poem incident is coming!

Don't miss the old and young masters, don't miss it, 'King Wei died to provoke the little daughter of the Cheng family, and Princess Wei pulled out her sword and angrily beheaded the negative man's big drama was staged! ”

Four blue-clad servants in small hats pulled away the crowd blocking the way, and the first two people opened the way in front of their heads, one with a drum tied to his waist, and the other with a gong in his hand, beating gongs and drums all the way.

The third person raised his hand into a trumpet and roared heartbreakingly, the content was shocking and terrifying, and it actually verified everyone's conjecture.

The fourth person held a pile of folded white paper, his face was as solemn as a mourning examine, and he quietly turned to the fifth man in a white robe behind him and said, "Master Yao, it's too late for us to stop now, or the prince will kill us if we don't turn back!" ”

The white-robed man also saw the sweat on his forehead and said, "What the hell is the?

After this thing is done, King Wei may kill you, but if we dare to pick a son now, King Jin will be able to kill us immediately! ”

Paper Men ......

These five people turned out to be the servants of the Wei Wangfu and the Jin Wangfu respectively.

Li Zhi's loss of goods, not counting the arduous tasks assigned to them, in order to prevent someone from rebelling, he also specially arranged a henchman to supervise the work.

The news brought by the five people caused an uproar among the people who ate melons, the content was too sensational, and everyone thought about the worst outcome, but they never thought that King Wei could make the princess slash with a knife.

The sharp-eyed idler recognized the clothes of the blue-clothed servants of the Wei Wangfu family, and said in horror: "This little brother, you can eat indiscriminately, but you don't dare to talk nonsense."

Although we also want to hear interesting stories about the Wei Palace, the King of Wei asked the princess to give a click, this news is really ......"

The crowd suddenly broke out.

"That's right, arranging King Wei and Princess Wei, you dog slaves are so bold, aren't you tired of being crooked?"

"There is no basis for your words, you slander King Wei with empty mouth and white teeth, and I, Xiao Laosan, can't see you evil slaves the most!"

"Send them to see the official, this group of dog minions will turn against the sky!"

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Although the people of Chang'an gossip, they still have a strong sense of justice.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the family holding the paper had to stand up and make his debut: "Shut up!"

Blind your dogs, don't you see Lao Tzu's clothes?

Move your pig brains, if you don't have real evidence, borrow a hundred bear-hearted leopard galls from Lao Tzu, and you won't dare to make rumors about our prince. ”

The idlers' momentum weakened a little, but they still broke the casserole and asked: "It makes sense, so in this way, could it be that your news was ordered by King Wei to spread it?" ”

"My God, King Wei is so smart, why did he let the princess be stupid, Your Majesty knows that he is not distressed to death?"

……

"Fuck off!

Our news, that's ...... Painted by the prince of Jin himself, is there still a fake?

Paint! ”

The situation forced the arrows to be sent, and several domestic servants were released.

Everyone shouted that the soldiers at the city gate cleaned the walls and found the paste to find a long ladder, and the family members of the Wei Wangfu went out to the third level, which of these soldiers who defended the city dared to provoke, and after a while, the kung fu people all the things they wanted were found.

A few people didn't talk nonsense, cleaned up the long table on duty, and then quickly spread out the white paper with their hands and feet, brushed the paste, climbed the stairs up and down and tossed, and pasted a huge picture in a moment.

"...... Uproar"

"What the hell, could it be that this is a painting?"

"Shut up! Look closely, the man ......"

When everyone saw the portrait clearly, there was an uproar, the painting ...... Let's call it a painting.

The overall painting style of the picture is dark and black, and it seems to be sketched with an unknown shallow brush.

The figures in the painting are slender and heroic, the man is tall and fat into a ball, and his face is round and festive.

"This ...... Could it be that the man in the painting is the King of Wei and the woman is the Princess of Wei? ”

"You can't be blind, there are fist-sized words written on the heads of the two of them, 'King Wei' and 'Princess'!"

“…… Illiteracy! ”

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Seeing that the information was reliable, everyone stopped making noise and concentrated on watching this never-before-seen fresh gossip.

King Jin's brain melon seeds are good to make, people pass gossip by mouth, ten or ten, and one hundred, King Jin is good, and he paints directly.

Yes, today's excitement is really worth watching, and the news can blow to the turtles who come to Chang'an for a year.

Countless pairs of eyes look from the right, the first picture, the top title: The negative man committed evil in the middle of the night, and the princess drew her sword and beheaded her husband!

In the painting, Princess Wei's willow eyebrows are upside down, and there is fire in her eyes, yes, you read that right, in order to reflect Princess Wei's angry mood at the moment, King Jin lightly outlined the anger in Yan Wan's eyes with a few strokes.

Yan Wan held a horizontal knife on the neck of King Wei, marked it with words and roared, "Dead fat man, I have just learned to steal after the New Year, you thief with no virtue, today the old lady will kill you with a knife!" ’

In order to reflect his brother's frightened mood at the moment, King Jin of Renjin wrapped a few faint ripples on the waist of King Wei's head, fully outlining the fear of King Wei.

The same text marked him, and he explained in a panic, 'Madame, spare your life, this is all the ploy of the old puppet envoy of the fairy Cheng!'

No matter how hungry her husband is, she doesn't dare to pick on the daughter of the Cheng family, her skin is dark, her voice is like an old cow, and her hair is deeper than her husband, when did her husband speak so hard? ’

"Hahahaha, interesting, King Jin is really a genius in the world.

Looking at this picture is like watching the King of Wei and the princess arguing in front of them, with words, even the husband and wife are arguing clearly, absolutely amazing! ”

"What nonsense, Lao Tzu is illiterate, hurry up and read out the words of King Wei and the princess!"

"It's hard work, it's just that there are pictures and evidence, and the content of this first picture is already so exciting.

Looking at King Wei's words, there seems to be another hidden story in this matter, and it also involves Grandpa Lu? ”

"Ouch, this can be regarded as a great virtue, the King of Wei and a Duke of Lu, with these two masters, Chang'an City will not be able to make trouble."

"Where did Xiao Si die, bring Lao Tzu's wine, oh, and candied fruit and dried meat or something......

Bring all the things on the carriage, and see such a strange thing today, when you float a big white! ”

"The hero sees the same thing, drinking wine and watching the fire in the backyard of King Wei is really a great joy in life!"

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At this moment, the enthusiasm of the people eating melons in Mingdemen was completely ignited, and everyone was so excited that they took off, calling friends and friends to Zhang Luo snacks and snacks, and nearby businesses were all sold out of food, Hu bed (Maza), and wine and kung fu.

For a time, Mingdemen became a sea of joy, and the people who ate melons spit and discussed the plot in the painting and the conjecture behind it.

The first gate of Chang'an is even more lively and crazy than the West Market at this time, and the movement here alarmed the crowd in the nearby Fangfang, coupled with the movement of the crowd at the scene to greet relatives and friends, and the people in Chang'an who got the news all rushed to Mingdemen.

The crowd gathered more and more, and the sergeant guarding the gate also became stressed from being a member of the lively scene at first, and took the initiative to maintain order.

But the best place at the feet of the Son of Heaven in Chang'an, there is a lack of anything else, that is, there is no shortage of officials.

There is no shortage of idlers in the crowd who are above the fifth grade, how can these sergeants afford to provoke them.

Afraid that the situation would get out of control, the city gate sergeant had to report urgently, and Chang'an once again jumped up.

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Li Zhi, the initiator of the Mingdemen incident, pinched his chin at this time and thought beautifully about the fourth brother's painful change after he was deflated, and apologized to himself with tears in his eyes.

"Brother, I don't know Mount Tai with my eyes, and I don't know gold and jade with my dog's eyes......"

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Li Tai held Yan Wan's hands at this time, frowned, and said, "You were so loud before, you won't let people hear you, right?" ”

Yan Wan glanced at him: "Now you know that you are ashamed?" ”

"It's not a shame, let's close the door, but when we go out...... Anyway, you have to let your husband refresh some husbands, right? Li Tai once again made up his mind to increase his force value.

"Don't worry, I've driven away all those eyeless things, even the pheasant slaves are far away." Yan Wan is not without a good qi.

"Pheasant slave?"

Li Tai hesitated: "This kid is more ghostly than a monkey, are you sure he was really discharged from the hospital?" ”

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