I saw that all the young ladies blushed with shame, and said in their hearts: How could this person be so shameless, and he came up with such a couplet, and he defeated everyone Yaxing.

The princes couldn't help but laugh dumbly, this couplet seemed to be suspected of prostitution at the beginning, but hanging in front of the door of the latrine, it was very appropriate, and it couldn't be more suitable.

Everyone laughed for a while, only to see Bai Xiuran get up and say: "This couplet is cleverly conceived, it is really a strange couplet through the ages, and it is difficult to come up with it for a while." ”

Zheng Liuyi secretly admired that Brother Bai was bright and upright, he could afford to put it down, and if he didn't do it, he couldn't do it, unlike some sons of the world, Wu Zi was still shaking his head and pretending.

Lao Tzu just watched you shake, and it is estimated that you can't get out of it if your neck is broken.

Wang Jian glared fiercely at Lai Sixian, who was shaking his head, this rice bucket, Lao Tzu raised you for nothing, and he didn't give me a long face at a critical time.

Ma Yibo and Ma Yitao looked at Zheng Liuyi suspiciously, when did our toilet have this couplet? You kid deliberately made it out to play tricks, right?

Seeing that no one spoke for a while, Ma Yibo said: "A pair of toilets cannot defeat everyone's interest." Today the sun is shining and the breeze is cool, why don't you play a game of polo? ”

Hockey right away? Damn, I said how to ride a horse, it turned out to be preparing for this project.

It's good that Lao Tzu can ride a horse, but it's not up to the level of playing polo, so go for abuse? This Ma Yibo is really a pot that can't be opened.

It doesn't seem to work if I don't scold you!

Zheng Liuyi fell backwards, lay on the ground and closed his eyes, pretending not to hear.

All the sons of the world applauded loudly, and they ran to the forest to lead the horses, and the ladies also had starry eyes, wanting to see the majestic posture of these sons on the field.

When he came to the polo field, Wang Jian looked around left and right, and couldn't see Zheng Liuyi's figure, and couldn't help but be slightly disappointed, could it be that he was afraid of being beaten last time? This kid is quite familiar, if you dare to come, see if Lao Tzu doesn't let people teach you a good lesson on the field, so that you will be angry.

When everyone dispersed, Zheng Liuyi felt a faint fragrant breeze blowing on his face, and when he looked up, it turned out to be Bai Moyu carrying the hem of his skirt and walking over with a smile.

Zheng Liuyi bowed: "Why doesn't Miss Bai go to watch the ball?" ”

Bai Moyu smiled slightly and sat down beside Zheng Liuyi again.

It's a little too intimate to sit so close all the time, isn't it?

Zheng Liuyi's heartbeat slowed down in an instant, what is the situation?

In this world, except for Wushuang, no woman has ever sat so close to him. Looking at Bai Moyu's graceful figure, Zheng Liuyi took two deep breaths to calm down.

"It's not much fun to watch them fight. It's you, why don't you go? Bai Moyu curled his small mouth and looked at him playfully.

"Well, I only recovered from my injury, so I didn't dare to exercise vigorously." It seems that being hurt is really a good excuse.

Speaking of injury, it seemed to wake up Bai Moyu.

"The grace of saving each other, the little woman can't repay it." Bai Moyu's voice was faint, and he seemed to be a little complaining.

Zheng Liuyi secretly glanced at her, and said secretly in his heart: Yes, yes, I promise to be stupid.

But he said, "Don't always mention some small things." ”

Bai Moyu suddenly smiled sweetly and said, "Brother Yuanyi, I heard from my eldest brother that you only like to dance and play with sticks on weekdays, and don't like to read, but I didn't expect your poems to be so good." Those geniuses who only know how to study all day long are far worse than you. ”

Bai Moyu's voice became smaller and smaller, and finally he groaned weakly, and a trace of blush appeared on his face.

This sycophant is comfortable.

This can't be a quarry husband, right? Could it be that this girl really has a secret promise for me?

Zheng Liuyi's heart jumped a few times suddenly, and blurted out: "However, I am already married." ”

pursed his mouth, Zheng Liuyi couldn't wait to slap himself in both mouths.

People just praised themselves for two sentences, but they didn't say that they wanted to marry themselves, so they didn't say that there were three hundred taels of silver here, admitting that their minds were not pure?

"Married?" Bai Moyu looked at Zheng Yuanyi suspiciously.

"Oh, that's right, I'm seriously injured this time, and my head is still a little dizzy sometimes."

It turns out that this girl doesn't understand what it means to get married, it's really good, so it saves everyone embarrassment.

"Dizziness and literary brilliance are so good, if the head is not dizzy, will others still have a way to live?" Bai Moyu chuckled, revealing a row of white teeth, making a playful appearance, and continued: "By the way, Brother Yuanyi, you really can't get that downlink?" ”

This voice shouted by Brother Yuanyi, like honey mixed in the voice, and it was sweet to the bottom of people's hearts.

Zheng Liuyi didn't pay much attention to the first sound, but when the second voice came out, Zheng Liuyi's bones were half crispy.

It's really overwhelming!

Zheng Liuyi stabilized his mind and asked, "Could it be that Miss Bai has already come out?" ”

"I don't want such a disgusting pair, I know when I hear it that you are playing tricks on them." Bai Moyu grinned.

This girl is really smart enough, you guessed it.

"Then do you want to know about the next link?"

"I don't want to know if you like to talk about it or not." Bai Moyu pretended to be angry and said, "You just call me Moyu, don't always Miss Bai come, Miss Bai goes." ”

What's going on? Is it considered to be hooking up with a married man?

But Zheng Liuyi enjoys this feeling very much, what man doesn't have a heart to hook up and support?

But this girl is quite sultry, and she obviously wants to know the next link, but she refuses to admit it. Zheng Liuyi pretended to be mysterious and said: "It's okay to tell you, but you can't tell your eldest brother." ”

"Why?" Bai Moyu was puzzled.

"Because, I'm afraid that he will have low self-esteem." Zheng Liuyi said seriously.

"Hate it, say it!" Bai Moyu stretched out his hand and hit Zheng Liuyi's arm a few times, and said coquettishly.

Got started so quickly, huh? Khan, who came out to flirt with his sister, was flirted with.

Zheng Liuyi was happy in his heart, and said with a smile: "Mo Dao This thing is useless, turning into spring mud is more protective of flowers." ”

When Bai Moyu heard this, he laughed, raised his hand and slapped Zheng Liuyi a few times: "Brother Yuanyi, you hate it to death, you can think of it, but you speak so elegantly." ”

It's starting to flirt, it's going too fast, right?

If it goes on like this, I'm afraid that the two of them will have to make a private agreement for life.

Zheng Liuyi hurriedly changed the topic: "Mo Yu, do you know? I'm married. ”

"Well, you know, didn't you see it last time? Although Wushuang is just a concubine, she is a good girl, and you can't bully her. ”

Bai Moyu consciously or unintentionally said the word "concubine room" very seriously, as if to remind Zheng Liuyi: Your wife's seat is still vacant.

Bai Moyu also seemed to be reminding himself that there was still a chance and leaving a little hope for himself.

"That's, that's. My wife can't hurt anymore. ”

Bai Moyu glanced at Zheng Liuyi, how could this person speak elegantly at one time, and so vulgar at the other, and he was open-mouthed.

However, don't you just like his upright character? As soon as his mind moved, red clouds flew over Bai Moyu's pretty face.

Fortunately, Zheng Liu's face is thick enough and he doesn't care about the contempt for beauties.

was about to open his mouth to ask Bai Moyu how old he was and what books he liked to read, when he heard the sound of horses' hooves, and Ma Yitao rushed over with sweat. It was nearly noon, and it was time to return.

Bai Moyu got up and cleaned up, and repeatedly invited Zheng Liuyi to Baifu as a guest, and then reluctantly said goodbye to the two and looked for Bai Xiu.

On the way back, Ma Yitao looked at Zheng Liuyi and smiled silverly: "Yuan Yi, I think Sister Mo Yu likes your tightness!" ”

"I like her tightness too." Zheng Liuyi reciprocated with a silver smile.

"Didn't you admit it before? What's going on today, it doesn't matter to you, right? Ma Yitao was terrified, how could this kid not speak?