"The little brother is not talented, so he will occupy a song first, and help everyone to have fun, please be talented." Bai Xiuran arched his hand to the surroundings and chanted: "Qingxi flows around the village, and everything is quiet in Shuimu Qinghua. Since the swallow in front of the hall, close to the water gulls. ”

With a few brushstrokes, a quiet and elegant pastoral scene is presented in front of everyone, this white cultivation and dyeing, it is really a bit talented, everyone has admired, and some people even chant repeatedly.

"Master" Lai Sixian whispered a few words in Wang Jian's ear, and Wang Jian got up and said: "Little brother also has a few words, the dog's tail continues to be mink," pretending to pace a few steps, and chanted: "The clouds invite the moon to drink dreams, and the stone is sad to play the piano." Hongfei sent infatuated words, adding an inch to the bone. ”

Rub, this poem is a bit level.

is comical enough, it turned out to be a song describing lovesickness. This "master" also has a bit of talent, and he wrote such a decent poem in such a short time, Zheng Liuyi despised it, God knows if he wrote it in advance.

At this time, Yishan Jingying stood up and bowed: "The little girl also has a song, I hope everyone will not make fun of it." ”

After this girl stood up, Zheng Liuyi found that this woman's chest was full and ready to come out, it turned out to be so material, but her appearance was much worse than that of Wushuang and Bai Moyu, but it could be regarded as a middle-class posture.

Let's see what kind of poems this big-chested and brainless woman can make.

I only heard Yishan Jing groan: "Although the heart is weak and the water is not wine, the east wind in your arms is because of the piano." If you ask Sang Tian when he is old, he knows that the sea is deep. ”

The rhyme of the two poems is the same, the content is the same, one sings and one is harmonious, Lang has the intention of a concubine, this is the confession of Chiguoguo in the public!

A little woman, are you still embarrassed?

Zheng Liuyi wondered, are people in this era so open? A woman, doesn't she know to be reserved in public?

It's really cheap.

After Yi Shan Jing groaned, her face turned red, and she stepped aside and sat down.

Wang Jian showed a smug look, and got a woman's public confession, and his vanity was greatly satisfied.

So he squinted at Zheng Liuyi: "I don't know what Zheng Gongzi has to do, why don't you read it and listen to it?" ”

"Two yellow orioles are singing green willows, and a line of egrets is in the sky. The window contains a thousand autumn snow in Xiling, and the door is berthed in the Dongwu Wanli ship. Zheng Liuyi was angry when he saw this stunned face, and he didn't think about it, so he read it out casually.

Lao Tzu is so shameless, plagiarism at will, what can you do with me?

Compare with Lao Tzu to write poems, and see that Lao Tzu doesn't play to death you.

This poem was written by Du Fu in Huanhuaxi, which is close to the season and the scenery is similar.

Everyone looked up and looked west, only to see the snow on the top of Xiling Mountain, which was vaguely visible, and it was indeed a good poem written about Huanhua Creek.

said before that it was good to use the objects in front of them to enter the poem, but Wang Jian and Yi Shanjing made a love poem and sang harmony, which has nothing to do with the scenery in front of them.

Zheng Liuyi couldn't help but get angry when he saw Yi Shanjing's mouth down, looking disapproving, and then said: "Brother, there is another magnificent song here, I wonder if everyone is interested in listening to it?" ”

Everyone just came back to their senses, and when they saw that Zheng Liuyi still had a masterpiece, they clapped their hands and applauded: "I want to hear the details, I want to hear the details!" ”

Zheng Liuyi held his head high, paced lightly for a few steps, tapped his fingers, and whispered words in his mouth, making a full trick.

I saw him suddenly stop and chant loudly: "The sun is at the end of the mountain." ”

I have to say, this is really a great dream.

After Zheng Liuyi finished speaking, he looked at everyone's expressions triumphantly, and when he saw that everyone's expressions were blank, he couldn't help but suddenly realize.

It turns out that in this world, the sun is just the sun.

After scolding, people don't understand it at all, so it's not very interesting.

Even Yi Shanjing herself, her face was only full of doubts, and she didn't have an angry expression, probably wondering how this kid wrote his name into the poem.

Despite the disappointment, the poem had to be read: "The Yellow River flows into the sea." ”

Drown your grandson.

Hearing this, Huang He didn't calm down, stood up and said: "You just forget about the mountains during the day, let me flow into the sea, what do you mean?" Are you going to drown me? ”

Zheng Liuyi looked at Huang He playfully: "The first poem, you don't understand?" ”

Huang He didn't know why, and said: "I understand, it's just the second sentence, what is the purpose of you entering the poem with my name?" ”

"The Yellow River during the day, how neat it is, it has nothing to do with your 'He' word, so don't be too sentimental. You are not worthy to put your name in the poem. Zheng Liuyi looked proud, and everyone couldn't figure out his details.

Wang Jian was unhappy when he saw Huang He eating deflated, and although he didn't understand the meaning of the sentence "the sun is in the mountains", it seemed to carry Yi Shanjing's name, which always made him unhappy, so he gave up his hand to play a round game: "Zheng Gongzi, you read it first." ”

Look at what you can do with your poems, if you want to use poems to scold people, I, Wang Jian, am not a vegetarian, and I Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu doesn't mind secretly looking for someone to beat you again. Looking at Zheng Liuyi's stunned appearance, he felt as aggrieved as he wanted to be, so he looked at Zheng Liuyi with a fierce look in his eyes.

Seeing Wang Jian's anger, Zheng Liuyi couldn't help but feel happy.

Did this kid get it? That's kind of interesting.

If you understand it, you will be so polite, it is definitely not right, Zheng Liuyi thought of this, and the interest that had just risen immediately dissipated, and he simply said the next two sentences: "If you want to be poor, go to the next level." ”

After reading the four sentences, Zheng Liuyi straightened his clothes, and was about to sit down slowly in a fashionable manner, only to hear Ma Yibo praise loudly: "The sun sets, the Yellow River flows into the sea, and the weather is really grand." ”

Zheng Liuyi glanced at Ma Yitao with slanted eyes, this kid was silent for a long time, but he didn't expect to have a little knowledge.

At this time, I only heard a beautiful voice say: "The best thing is the next two sentences, which contain profound philosophy." It is rare that Zheng Gongzi is so young that he has such knowledge. ”

Zheng Liuyi followed the prestige, and it turned out to be Bai Moyu, so he threw a coquettish smile at her.

Bai Moyu saw Zheng Liuyi smile strangely, his face turned red and lowered his head.

So shy, is there a ghost in your heart?

Do you want to plot against this son?

Seeing Zheng Liuyi's heart pounding suddenly, it took a lot of energy to come back to his senses.

As soon as Zheng Liuyi's two poems came out, everyone felt pressured, and they couldn't come up with decent poems, for fear of being laughed at, so they didn't dare to speak out easily, and they were a little cold for a while.

Seeing this situation, Zheng Liuyi couldn't help but feel funny, aren't they all very angry? Why don't you speak?

I might as well tease and tease you again.

Zheng Liuyi then arched his hand and said: "Miss Shizi, talented and beautiful, the younger brother was originally reckless in his abdomen, and he just found a good sentence by chance, which is nothing." ”

Zheng Liuyi glanced at everyone, and said with a smile: "Actually, the little brother is here because he wants to ask everyone for help." Recently, the younger brother went to the toilet in the backyard of the Ma family's store, and saw a couplet, which was very exquisite, and he thought hard for more than ten days, but he couldn't get out, so that the little brother didn't think about it. ”

After speaking, he glanced at the Ma brothers.

Ma Yitao immediately understood, and continued: "Yes, yes, it's really an eternal absolute." It would be nice if someone had a couplet. ”

Zheng Liuyi couldn't help but cast an approving look, and his pig teammates also had a divine assist.

When everyone heard this, they became interested and asked each other.

"And it seems that the guest is affectionate, and he will not regret it."

Hehe, give you a heavy **, dispel your arrogance, don't think that you can chant a few lines of poetry is great, see how you chant today!

Zheng Yuanyi smiled wickedly and looked at everyone.