While Marin was busy using two pots to make money in Europe, a conspiracy was unfolding in Dublin, on the island of Ireland......

As for what the conspiracy is? Naturally, it was a conspiracy of the French to kick Edward's balls......

After the Nantes talks, Louis XII began to arrange for Emmett, a master kicker from the people, to arrange for him to take a speedboat obtained by the French and avoid the British patrol ships at night and land on the island of Ireland. Then, under the cover of French soldiers, it was smooth all the way into Dublin City.

Don't look at Edward now sitting on an army of tens of thousands, and has the strength to challenge Henry VII. But in fact, most of Edward's army was made up of French mercenaries. Moreover, these so-called French "mercenaries" were actually French regular troops sent by Louis XII. As long as Louis XII commanded, they would fight for the interests of France.

Therefore, after landing on the island of Ireland, Emmett was able to reach Dublin smoothly and infiltrate Edward's temporary royal palace. Because, along the way, the checkpoints and city gates that Emmett passed through were all guarded by French soldiers......

In fact, Edward felt inappropriate about this. Therefore, now Edward relied more on the two or three thousand German mercenaries that Marin brought him up, and let the German mercenaries guard his side as the Praetorian Guard.

However, in the temporary royal palace, Anna's servants were all French. Moreover, most of them were French spies. And all this, Anna herself does not know.

Edward planned to replace all the French servants around Anna after landing in England to avoid risk. But he didn't know that the French were going to do it to him now......

After all, Edward believed that before taking England, the French still needed to use themselves and would not easily hurt themselves. However, he didn't expect the French to get a master kicker to kick his balls......

With the help of Anna's servants, Emmett changed into the clothes of a servant and easily slipped into the makeshift royal palace in Dublin through the back door of the kitchen. Then, Emmett began to wait for an opportunity......

Edward was usually very cautious, and in order to ensure his safety, he usually brought a few tall and strong German mercenaries to escort him. It seems to be extremely difficult to kick Edward's eggs under the noses of those macho men. Therefore, Emmett can only pretend to be a servant while continuing to wait for an opportunity......

Finally, Emmett discovered a phenomenon - that is, when Edward was squatting in the tuba, the German mercenaries were not around.

Of course, this refers to when Edward was squatting tuba in the backyard. Because, the front yard is more heavily guarded, and Emmett used to be more exposed. The toilet in the backyard is close to the wall behind the temporary palace, and the location is relatively remote. More than ten meters in front of the toilet, there is a small door. When Edward was in the backyard, he was used to coming here, while a few German mercenary bodyguards waited outside the door more than ten meters away......

But there's a problem, and that's that there are usually three guards standing on the high wall in the backyard. Therefore, although the bodyguards are not close to the toilet, the three guards on duty on the wall for a long time can condescend and have a full view of the situation around the toilet. That's why those German bodyguards didn't have to follow up......

Edward trusted the German mercenary bodyguards too much, and even if he went to Anna's place for the night, several bodyguards would be not far from the door.

Moreover, the conspiracy of the French Anna did not know. So, if Emmett wants to kick Edward's eggs, she can't do it in front of Anna. Otherwise, Anna herself might have jumped in to stop it.

In desperation, a group of French spies had no choice but to do so in the toilet in the backyard......

As for the three guards on the wall, the French spies thought about it for a long time, and finally came up with a way - to use the opportunity of eating to transfer them away for a while......

However, those soldiers spend a dozen or twenty minutes at most eating, how to complete the "kicking" before they come back. It would have required Edward to go to the toilet while the guards were on their way to eat......

Eventually, the French spies came up with a solution - to put laxatives in Edward's food. In this way, Edward would go to the toilet frequently. At this time, the Spy Gate took the opportunity to transfer the guards at the head of the city, and Emmett had a chance to kick the eggs......

As for how Amy Pain escapes? Behind the spy door and the toilet, there was a ladder hidden and placed upside down. Once the kick is complete, Emmett erects a ladder to climb up the wall, then lifts the ladder up and lowers it to the other side to complete the action of descending the wall. Then, outside the wall, arrange for someone to answer......

On this day, everyone has finished preparing and is finally ready to start......

Emmett hid early in the morning in a wooden frame at the back of this Edward's special toilet, waiting for Edward's arrival. And Edward was given laxatives by the French cook while he was eating breakfast......

At the same time, a French officer also beckoned the three guards on the backyard wall to the cafeteria for breakfast...... Everything is going on in an orderly manner......

Edward did come to the toilet, and several German bodyguards didn't want to smell the smell, and they didn't follow in knowing that there were guards on the backyard wall.

In normal times, Edward might have noticed that there were no guards on the wall. However, he was in a hurry now, so he hurried to the latrine......

Hearing someone coming, Emmett quickly took a peek and found that it was indeed Edward. After confirming that there was indeed no one on the wall, Emmett decisively took the wooden frame covering his head, walked towards Edward, and when Edward was still untying his trouser belt, he launched the "Foshan Crotch Kick" ...... that had been practiced for a long time, a beautiful kick, and leather shoes with iron toes, accurately kicked the part above Edward's eggs, that is, the position of the vas deferens......

"Ahh At the same time, because of the stomach upset, in the case of a sudden blow, the excrement was suddenly pulled to the pants......

Hearing Edward's terrible howl, several German bodyguards immediately pushed open the door to check on the situation. When they saw Emmett, they immediately rushed through the door......

Emmett saw that he couldn't see it, so he immediately erected a wooden ladder and climbed up with monkey-like agility. In the process of climbing, Emmett turned around and shouted in London-accented English:

"Traitor, I'll kill you again! Long live Your Majesty Henry! ”

In fact, he practiced this sentence many times, and it was the French spies who specially trained him to say it in order to throw the pot to Henry VII. Although Emmett is not smart, she can still learn to speak only one word of English with a London accent.

With that, he quickly climbed up to the top of the wall, and pulled the ladder, placed it on the other side, and climbed down......

After climbing down the wall, Emmett pulled off the wooden ladder and fled in the intended direction. There, someone will pick him up......

Hearing the movement here, the guards from the other parts of the wall hurried over to reinforce them, but by the time they came, Emmett had already pulled off the wooden ladder and ran into a small alley......

If it were in another city, Emmett would definitely not be able to escape the whole search, and it would be difficult to be spared. However, most of the army in Dublin is now French. Under the cover of French officers, Emmett actually took refuge in the French barracks......

Therefore, during the subsequent search, the soldier in charge of the search failed to find Emmett. Because, those German mercenaries who searched, they couldn't have imagined that Emmett would hide in the French barracks......

And the unlucky Edward, with sore eggs and diarrhea, naturally sought the help of a doctor......