Chapter 624 - "Preemptively" Whiskey Names
The doctor who treated Edward was very European, and the treatment methods were very rough. Of course, fortunately, he did not bleed Edward, but prescribed a dose of the miracle medicine that was very popular in Europe at the time - a crow......
Don't say it, this medicine is really the right medicine! Why? Crow tablets are originally analgesics, as long as they are not taken in excess, they do have analgesic effects. In addition, the crow tablet also has the function of antidiarrheal. In the previous life, there were farmers in Marin's hometown who planted one or two baby millets (planting too much is a crime), and picking the leaves to boil water can stop the diarrhea of the livestock.
So, after taking a crow tablet, Edward's condition seemed to be getting better - no diarrhea, no more pain......
But in fact, the crow only stopped the diarrhea, but it had no effect on the injury of the ball, and only paralyzed the nerves, so that Edward, who had been relieved of the pain, mistakenly thought that it was better. In fact, his vas deferens had been kicked by Emmett. After all, Emmett kicked it with iron scalp shoes, and the effect was very good......
The most amazing thing is that Emmett "invented" this kick, he didn't hurt the balls, but only broke the vas deferens that the balls were transporting outward to the offspring. The effect is similar to that of "ligation" in later generations. But there is also a difference, ligation is just a knot in the vas deferens and restricts fertility. But if you want to have children, you can have surgery to untie the knot, and you can also restore fertility. And Emmett's kicking style directly destroys the vas deferens, and it is difficult to restore fertility. Under the medical conditions of the 21st century, it may be possible to recover. But in this era, there is no recovery.
And, like the ligation, he did not prevent Edward from being congested and hard. Therefore, a few days later, Edward, who was no longer in pain, did not take it seriously, thinking that the injury was healed. But in reality, he lost his fertility......
During a bath, a servant from France went into the bathroom to help Edward wipe his back. At the same time, looking at the little above Edward's balls, it was found that there was indeed a scar as Emmett had called - it seemed that there was indeed an injury......
In order to test the effect, the French spies decided to put it to the test - arrange a beautiful French maid to seduce Edward. If this French maid can get pregnant, let Emmett kick it again. If you don't get pregnant, yes, if you succeed, you won't have to give Anna birth control pills in the future......
As a young and strong young man, Edward naturally couldn't help but be seduced by a French beauty. Moreover, the French maid in a maid's costume is also very tempting...... Then the fire was dry......
Edward's function is still there, but when it erupts, it always feels a little uncomfortable on the Dandan's side. He blamed the feeling on the injury he had here some time ago. But he didn't know that he was right—his vas deferens was really not clear......
Later, under the cover of the French servants, the maid carried Anna behind Anna's back and did it with Edward many times, just to prove that Edward was not fertile. It's just that it won't take two or three months to see the results.
The reason why the French want to protect Emmett from escape at all costs this time is because they are afraid that Edward will still have the ability to have children if they don't play well this time. Therefore, Emmett was hidden in the French military camp and escorted out of Dublin. If the French maid became pregnant two or three months later, Emmett would have to make another run and find a way to kick Edward again so that Edward would lose his fertility.
All this, the spies arranged by Marin in Dublin, are actually in the eyes. It's just that they didn't say anything. Following Marin's instructions, they just stood by and watched. Because, it's good for Marlin too. As long as Edward was infertile, with only one daughter, Margaret, whoever married Margaret had England......
However, Marlin was worried that Margaret would die. After all, the doctors around Edward were too unreliable. If little Margaret is sick, she will also prescribe a crow, once the dose is not well controlled, it will be over......
Therefore, Marin chose one of the court doctors of the Golden Horde who had taken refuge in him and gave it to Edward. With this court doctor in her hands, it must have been difficult for Margaret to die.
In order to ensure Margaret's safety, Marlin also taught the doctor the dual solution of cooling down with alcohol and taking ginger syrup when a child has a cold and fever. Because, for children, the most lethal thing is probably a high fever.
In addition, Marin also specially told that the room where Princess Margaret was located must be ventilated to prevent the child from dying of lack of oxygen. In fact, many aristocratic children in ancient times were so good that they were not breathable because the room was too warm. In addition, there is a fireplace burning in the room, so it's no wonder if it doesn't suffocate to death...... Adults can get up and open the doors and windows to breathe when they feel stuffy, while children can only lie on the bed and wait for suffocation......
In addition, Ma Lin also remembers that when he was a child in his previous life, as soon as he was sick, his father let him drink Huoxiang Zhengqi water. Don't look so bad to drink, but pinch your nose and drink it, the effect is quite good. Even, because he drank too much, Ma Lin also specially wrote down the recipe of Huoxiang Zhengqi Water. It's just that the ten flavors are important, and you need to go to Daming to find them. Ma Lin plans to get the seeds of these herbs and plant them in North America, which is similar to the Chinese climate, after establishing a relationship with Daming in the future. When there is a prescription medicine, it can also be supplied to the future daughter-in-law, Princess Margaret, to avoid her premature death...... As a future father-in-law, Marin can be regarded as heartbroken for his future daughter-in-law......
That's not all, in order to ensure that his future daughter-in-law would not die of malaria, Marin also specially and quietly provided a batch of artemisinin to the former Golden Horde court doctor named Kurina, so that he could prepare to help Princess Margaret treat malaria. Of course, this matter must be kept secret and not let anyone know. After all, artemisinin is still a secret thing. For this reason, Marin took Kurina's only son hostage and detained him so that Kurina would not be disobedient.
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After receiving a large number of orders for rye two-pot heads, Marin asked the brewery to start producing rye two-pot heads at full capacity. To this end, Marin also specially ordered a large number of tin ingots from the United Kingdom to create a tin pan for steaming the second pot head.
It's just that Kohler came to report that the name Erguotou sounds too awkward......
Marin was going to say, "Don't be awkward." But if you think about it, it is nothing to call Erguotou in Chinese, and it is indeed quite awkward to call Erguotou in German and English. Translated, it is easy to be misunderstood as "the second pot lid......
As a result, Marin decided to change the name of Erguotou to a Europeanization......
Thinking about it, Marin suddenly realized that the four major spirits currently popular in Europe - vodka, whiskey, brandy and rum - did not seem to have appeared......
It's not that alcohol hasn't appeared, for example, whisky has appeared. However, the current whisky is not called whisky, but "water of life". As for brandy, vodka and rum, they haven't appeared at all......
Thinking of this, Marin suddenly remembered the shameless preemptive registration of the little devil in his previous life......
"Should I also preemptively register a trademark?" Marin thought......
And whiskey, brandy, vodka and rum don't have their names yet. Nowadays, cybersquatting is a fitting one......
So, Marin finally decided to preemptively register the name of the whisky......
As for Scotland's whisky...... Hey...... Let's continue to call it "water of life......
After thinking about it, Marin ordered that all rye two-pot heads be renamed "whiskey...... Well, rye whiskey......
In the future, the whisky produced in the Grand Duchy of the North Sea will become the most authentic whisky in Europe. Scotland's "water of life" or something, let's think of a separate name, or sue you for a copycat......