Chapter 90 In the middle of the clouds, we must insist on letting the virtuous
Zhang Xiaogai said: "The confrontation between the two armies is not only a military war, but also whether this battle should be fought or not, that is, politically speaking, it conforms to the will of the people. The beggar gang is just some called Hanako, and there are some old, weak and disabled, even if we win, Yu Li will not take advantage of it. It's not that the brothers don't use their strength, it's pitiful enough to look at those who call Hanako, if we kill again, can this hand go down? Do you know how the rivers and lakes are now commenting on our elders' association, they say that we don't beat the dogs, but we go to bully some stinky people who want food, bully the soft and fear the hard, and they are a group of hooligans and scoundrels. In addition, even if the beggars are beaten out of the house, their mouths cannot be closed, and they will go around talking nonsense, and if they spit on each person, they will drown us to death. People are terrible, people are terrible! ”
As soon as the four dragon leaders heard this, Zhang Xiaogai said it was not unreasonable, so the matter of the second attack on the beggar country was forgotten.
It's okay over there, but here in the beggar country, they are rejoicing and celebrating the victory, some beggars are cleaning up the feces and dung, and some beggars don't even clean up, they eat when they should eat, they drink when they should drink, because they are used to such a dirty smell.
Yun Zhongyou repeated the old words, insisting on "let Xian", he said to Gong Ren: "Your plan has really succeeded, if it weren't for your wisdom, I'm afraid that the beggar country would have been in a catastrophe long ago, and there would be no place to stand in the future." This is enough to show that you are the king of the beggar's country, and I am old, so you can pick up this burden! ”
Gong Ren still resolutely disagreed, saying: "Aren't you cheating me, I can't get into the trap you carefully set." In my opinion, you are highly respected in the beggar's country, and every bit of progress in the beggar's country is the result of your dismal management, how can you do it without you at the helm? This king is still yours, no one can be it, only you can lead the people of the beggar country forward. ”
At this time, Tanaka Cao led all the subjects to kneel down to Gong Ren and said, "Although we are all untouchables in the beggar country, since the words have been spoken, we have to say the same. For the survival of the beggar country, and for the future of the beggar country, we beg you to take on this burden! Yunzhongyou is old, and he really can't be this king anymore. ”
Gong Ren shook his head and said: "It's close and it's close, it's not close in vain, it's not close to four fingers, it seems that you don't lose as a national teacher, how can you say that you are still the king in the clouds." He was untied, but as for me, I took a shower, tied it to a shelf, and slaughtered it as I wanted, and roasted it as I wanted. With my current ability, there is really no way to solve the problem of the survival of these 100,000 people. What do we have in a beggar's country, first, there is no law to establish a country, second, there is no material material sufficient for survival, and third, there are no excellent talents, and none of them can be solved by my ability. Even if you force me to death, I can't be this king? ”
Yun Zhongyou was very angry when he heard that Gongren was not the king, and said with a blank face: "It seems that you are toasting and not eating and drinking, this is easy to do, listen to your words, the execution of Li Xian and the red lady has been delayed for several days, and it can no longer be delayed, and the execution will be carried out today." Come on, bring Li Xian and the red lady up—"
Yun Zhongyou gave an order, and someone had already escorted Li Xian and the red lady up, and the wooden donkey and knife were also prepared next to them, waiting for the next order.
Gong Ren took a look, what is this called, this is called coercion, this is called grabbing your weakness, if you don't agree, you will take Li Xian and the red lady to open the knife, it seems that although this cloud in the middle of the river is giggling, it also has a wrist, otherwise, he can't be the king. But on the other hand, Yun Zhongyu really doesn't want to be this king anymore, and being this king is really worrying, and it's not a good thing at all.
Things have reached this point, and Gong Ren has no choice but to say: "Having said this, I have no choice but to be this king, but there are some things, you two elders have to support me, if there is no support from you, I will not be able to be the king for a day." ”
Yun Nakaya and Tanaka grass said: "Of course, that's of course." Gong Ren said: "Li Xian and the red lady should be released, do you two agree or not?" Yun Zhong lobbied: "You are the king, of course you have the final say." Tanaka Kusa also said, "Let it go!" Two lives for a wise king are worth it. ”
Gongren announced in public that Li Xian and the Red Lady were released, and this Li Xian and the Red Lady were naturally grateful to Gongren. Gong Ren said to Yun Zhongyou and Tanakacao: "Since I am the king, let's have a meeting, and our most important leaders will study the most urgent problems at the moment first. ”
Yun Zhong lobbied: "You are the king, of course you have the final say, it is your business to convene a meeting, and it has nothing to do with me." Gong Ren said: "That's not good, although I am the king, but who of these high-ranking officials of the beggar country listen to me, without your support, I can't even hold a meeting, and no one will listen to me." Yun Zhongyou smiled and said, "That's easy, Tanaka grass and I will attend the meeting, but we won't speak, just attend." ”
In this way, Gong Ren convened the first senior leadership meeting, the so-called senior leaders, that is, the meeting of the four elders, since everyone is the king, of course, he is also an elder, in addition, there are three elders, namely Hei Guotou, Li Laosan and Wang Laosi.
Yun Zhongyou is also dutiful, first came to an opening remarks and handover procedures, he cheered Gong Ren and said: "Elders, from now on, I will retire, Mr. Gong Ren is the king of our beggar country, you used to listen to me, from now on, you will listen to Gong Ren." Since all major matters are still the original rules, they must be discussed more, and the minority obeys the majority. Well, now it's up to the new king of the beggars' kingdom to speak! ”
Gong Ren also followed the practice of officialdom, first came to an inaugural speech, he looked at the black pot head who squinted his eyes and didn't know what he was thinking, and looked at Li Laosan and Wang Laosi who looked at the black pot head on the side, and said: "Elders, thanks to everyone's exaltation, I got me to this position. Seriously, I'm really incompetent, but since I've been put in this position, I'm better off obeying my fate, and I'll do it for a while! Although there are not many people in the beggar country, there are really not many things, today, let's not talk about too many things, let's discuss the most important things first, right? ”
After speaking, Gong Ren glanced at everyone again, Yun Zhongyou's spirit was completely relaxed at this time, and a dirty rag was spread in front of him, on which were boiled duck, pig's trotters, chicken feet and other marinated products stolen from nowhere, and were chewing with relish. Tanaka Grass is flipping through a medical book, and he is also concentrating on it. The head of the black pot seems to be looking at Gong Ren's eyes and listening attentively, but no one can guess what he is thinking in his heart. Li Laosan and Wang Laosi leaned closer to the black pot head at this time.
Gongren said: "The beggar country is so poor, the child can't be reborn, for this matter, everyone has been making trouble for a while ago." Let's see, what else is there to do? ”
came up first, everyone was silent, they all closed their eyes, as if they didn't hear, and after a while, the black pot head spoke first, saying: "I think this matter is a little difficult, the matter of giving birth to a child, the Qing Kingdom can't control it, what good way can we beggars do." She is willing to give birth, who gives birth to who raises, what does it have to do with us? The condom you mentioned last time was a joke, although it is not used in a place, but it is blind if it is used in the right place! The brothers have tried, but it is too difficult, my brother is disobedient, he is just dishonest in that play, he has to jump and jump, what can I do......"
Having said this, Li Laosan and Wang Laosi couldn't help laughing, staring at each other with obscene eyes, beating each other, tears almost came out, and Gongren couldn't help laughing.
Yun Zhongyou didn't seem to hear it, still gnawing on his chicken paws, and the grass in the field didn't seem to hear it, looking at his medical book, it seemed that they were still really determined.
Everyone laughed enough, and Gong Ren said again: "Condoms are not good, I heard that foreigners still have contraceptive pills, why don't we buy some and try it, anyway, the child can't be born like this anymore." ”
The black pot head put forward his opinion at this time: "I don't think it's good, the money in the beggar country is limited, and there is not enough to eat, where can I have the money to buy those foreign toys." Li Laosan also followed and said: "It's definitely not good." Wang Laosi said: "Absolutely not!" ”
Gong Ren saw that three of the four elders objected, and this national policy could not be implemented, so he had to say: "Let's not mention this first, let's discuss the matter of monogamy." In the current beggar country, there is only a mother without a father, which is too chaotic, the burden of being a mother is too great, and the real father is irresponsible. This doesn't work, I see if monogamy is practiced, so that we have a sense of responsibility, and maybe many things in the family will be easier to handle! ”
Now the black pot head put forward a crooked opinion again: "No, no, no, there is such a rule in our beggar country, who made us a beggar country!" The emperor of the Qing Dynasty is seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, and the men in our beggar country must also have seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards. This is the advantage of our beggars' country. As soon as you reform like this, all the advantages of our beggar country will be changed, no! No way! ”
Li Laosan smiled adulterously and said, "Who can stand guarding such a wife all his life!" Wang Laosi said: "This is called stepping all over the Pingchuan, touching the two high mountains in the world, walking through the barren mountains and plains, and passing through the bottomless abyss of the world." ”
This one passed through the bottomless abyss, and caused a burst of lewd laughter from Hei Guotou and Li Laosan.
Gong Ren was speechless, paused for a while, and said: "This national policy is not discussed for the time being, let's discuss the matter of private ownership again." Why everyone is poor in the beggar country is because everything belongs to the state, and no one cares, I see if it can be like this, every woman can have private property in the family, and if she thinks that the money is her own, let some people have some property first, and get rich first. ”
"No, no, definitely not!" The black pot head objected again, "Why is it called the country of beggars, it is because we are poor, everyone is the same, and no one should be suspicious of anyone." If I tell you that someone is rich, then it will be a mess, and the poor will definitely hate it, and if they hate, they will have to fight, they have to smash, they have to fight hard, and the chaos will come again. ”
Li Laosan also said hatefully: "I hate the rich, and when I see who is rich, I can't wait to kill them." We are poor, why are they rich, if anyone in our beggars' country is rich, I will be the first to kill them, rob them, and rape them. Wang Laosi also followed: "If anyone is rich, I will not finish with them." ”
Gong Ren was speechless, facing these three stubborn elders, what else to say, it was like playing the piano to the cow, and he couldn't explain any reason. Gong Ren turned his eyes for help to Yun Zhongyu again, hoping that Yun Zhongyou could help him say a good word, but he didn't expect that Yun Zhongyou pushed 625 at this time, and shirked cleanly: "Look at what I'm doing, you are the king, what do you four elders have the final say, and it has nothing to do with me!" Don't count on me in the future. ”
Gong Ren got angry, and said angrily to Yun Zhongyou: "Aren't you cheating me, I don't want to be this king, you have to force me to be this king, and no one listens to me." Okay, I'm not right for this king, whoever wants to be whom, I'm not right anyway. ”
Yun Zhongyou simply played Laipi at this time, gnawed on the chicken bones in his mouth, and said with relish: "Who forced you to come, who did you say forced you to come?" You can't be this king because you don't have the ability, you want to give this king back, is this king just letting you play? That shows that you have no ability, really, it turned out that I looked down on you, and I only then knew that you were so weak and incompetent! It's a coward! It's a soft egg! ”
A few words of scolding Gong Ren is a dog's blood spray, and his heart was greatly stimulated, but after thinking about it, it is not without a little truth, he can't be the king, and no one really complains, but he complains that he has no ability.
And Tanakacao's unhurried words stimulated Gong Ren again: "I said Gong Ren, Yun Zhongyou is old, you don't know it." Otherwise, this king will be given to the head of the black cauldron, if you can't be the head, you can only let the head of the black pot be the head. ”
The black pot head was eager to say this, staring at Yun Zhongyu with a pair of bad eyes, he hoped to get Yun Zhongyu's support again. But Li Laosan and Wang Laosi waited impatiently, and shouted: "I think Brother Hei is okay, let Brother Hei be the king!" "If Brother Hei speaks, we will listen to what he says."
Gong Ren suddenly understood in his heart, what he said and what the black pot head group opposed, it turned out to be for this right! If they really are in power, and by virtue of their virtues, what good things can be done in the kingdom of beggars, and will not it be even more dark? No, no, you can't say anything! It turned out that I really didn't want to be this king, and now that I have become a king, I must not let the black cauldron gang gain power.
Thinking of this, Gong Ren looked at Yun Zhongyu and Tanaka Cao again, Yun Zhongyu seemed to be indifferent, and continued to carry out his food, while Tanaka Cao continued to look at his medical book. What kind of medicine are these two people selling in the gourd? Perhaps, they have their own troubles, and they are watching who wins and loses these two forces. Perhaps, this is a scene directed by them, in order to defeat the gang of evil black pot heads, and they have no strength, so they can only rely on public tenacity. Perhaps, they are really old and have withdrawn from the stage of history forever...... In any case, in the current situation, public resilience must not retreat.
"Since these things can't be discussed," Gong Ren said, "then the meeting will be dismissed, and everyone will go back and think about it." ”
Li Laosan and Wang Laosi looked at each other gloatingly, glanced at Gongren with contempt, and with a triumphant smile, hugged the black pot head and looked for a place to drink. They all thought they had won this first fight, and they went far away, and there were gicks and mutual praise.
Gong Ren was very depressed in his heart, with his head down and listless, slowly wandering in the beggar country. Xiao Qingying came over at this time and said to Gong Ren: "Dear father, this king is easy to be, those three villains in the black pot must have given you a problem again." It would be strange if they didn't give you a problem! ”
Gong Ren saw that Xiao Qingying was happy in his heart, so he naturally put the unhappy things behind him for the time being, Gong Ren smiled and asked: "Xiao Qingying, when your father Tang Cai Chang became such a big official, if someone didn't listen to him, what would he do?" Xiao Qingying jumped high happily, clapped her hands and said, "That's not easy!" Aren't you the king, won't it be over if you find a killer for the black pot head! ”
Gong Ren shook his head and said, "That's not good, I didn't kill it, people also said that I killed it, I don't want to do it so fiercely." There is no better way. Xiao Qingying jumped high again and said, "Isn't that easy, just isolate him." ”
Gong Ren thought about it, even such a young child understands such a truth, not to mention that there is a clause in the eighth lesson "Anti-Adulterous Strategy" in "Heavenly Tao Strategy" that it is written that you can use false contact, fake code to separate the two, and if necessary, take more despicable means. Another article reads that if you want to fight against two enemy officers, you can use a stratagem to get the enemy to commit adultery with the wife of the other officer, and then reveal the secret. In Lesson 17, "Alliance," it is written: Among several enemies, we should not regard all of them as enemies, but should regard the most important enemy as the enemy, and treat the remaining enemies by dividing, disintegrating, and uniting them.
At this time, Li Xian and the Red Lady came over hand in hand, and Gong Ren suddenly had a plan, so he walked over to Li Xian and the Red Lady.
(As for what strategy the public tenacity wants to come up with, and listen to the next breakdown.) Thank you for your strong support, please collect, please comment, please vote, please vote, please move the gold finger, click on the top or step on it. )