Although the original self-establishment army failed, the Brotherhood claimed to be 300,000 people gathered in the Wuhan area, and these people not only had to eat and drink, but also had a place to live. Yang Hongjun, Li Yunbiao, Zhang Yaoqing, and Gu Tianhu discussed, and then set their eyes on this feng shui treasure in the beggar country.

At the beginning, this piece of land was approved by Zhang Zhidong, the governor of Huguang, Wuhan has many foreign concessions, and there are many foreigners, Zhang Zhidong saw so many beggars walking around the city all day long, which is really detrimental to the city's appearance, so he reported to the imperial court and allocated a piece of land next to Wuhan, so that the beggars can grow and eat here and fend for themselves, and try not to go to Wuhan City if they have nothing to do. If the Great Qing Kingdom is unhappy, he will close his eyes and pretend that he can't see anything.

At that moment, Yang Hongjun, Li Yunbiao, Zhang Yaoqing, and Gu Tianhu asked their subordinates to carry 3 sheep, and 2 pigs staggered to the beggar country. Along the way, I saw this place in the beggar country, close to Wuhan, with convenient transportation, fertile land, and mountains and rivers, which is suitable for both military training and tuntian, which is really good, and I can't help but be overjoyed one by one.

The guards of the beggar kingdom reported the names of the four dragon heads, and the four dragon heads were allowed to visit Yunzhong and Tanaka Cao. Yun Zhongyou was lying on a broken grass mat, gnawing on a dirty pig's trotters, not even straightening his waist, and asked: "It turns out that it is the four leading dragons of the Elders' Association, our well water does not interfere with river water, I don't know what is important for a few people to come to our beggar country, do you also want to join our beggar country?" If you really want to join, I might as well consider it. ”

Yang Hongjun smiled and said: "That's the case, we have long known your name in the clouds, and we have dealt with each other, so how to put it, we are also old friends, accidents in the world are inevitable, and we are also fateful when we think about it." I don't need to say anything about other unpleasant things, I just miss you, I just want to come to see you, I just want to get to know you as a hero. Brought up—" The men snorted and carried up three sheep and two pigs.

Yun Zhongyou snorted and said, "It turned out to be half-hearted!" ”

Yang Hongjun suddenly came to his senses and thought: "I forgot about this, I didn't expect this beggar to be quite superstitious." I had to say: "Forget, forget, next time we come, we must carry 3 sheep and 6 pigs, that is called the best of three, six or six Shun." ”

Yun Zhongyou gnawed on the pig's trotters and said, "If the official doesn't give gifts, accept them!" Take it! ”

The beggars happily took the three sheep and two pigs.

Yang Hongjun saw that he had accepted the gift, and thought that this matter would be easy to do, so he stepped forward and said to Yunzhong: "That's the case, our elders will gather in Wuhan, this place is still too small, there is really no place to live, I want you to give us a place?" ”

Yun Zhongyou smiled easily: "It turns out that this is the case, it's okay to give it to you!" ”

Yang Hongjun listened to the music, he didn't expect this matter to be solved so smoothly, he really stepped on the iron shoes and had nowhere to go, so he didn't have to work hard to get it, so he said: "It's okay to give it to us, who doesn't know that you beggars and brothers are home all over the world, where is not the same to live, and if you are bored outside in the future, can you come back, we must welcome you from afar, good wine, good meat, and good banquets are waiting for you." ”

"But we have three conditions?" Yun Zhongyu said unhurriedly.

"Don't say three conditions, ten conditions are fine!" Yang Hongjun said happily.

Yun Zhongyou said lightly: "Our conditions are not high, that is, we live in the Jinluan Palace in Beijing, holding the jade seal of Guangxu in our hands, and there is a banquet for 8 people a table every day, it doesn't matter if there is wine on the table or not, the important thing is that there can be no less than 10 dishes on each table." ”

When Li Yunbiao, Zhang Yaoqing, and Gu Tianhu heard this, they all showed anger on their faces, if there is Beijing's Jinluan Palace, and Guangxu's jade seal, won't we take the world, what do you want you to do in this broken place? If there is a banquet to eat every day, then why should there be a revolution?

Yang Hongjun knew that he was being teased, and said angrily: "If you don't eat and drink in the toast, don't blame our elder brother for being polite." ”

Yun Zhongyou was not in a hurry, and said, "We didn't invite you to come either, you came to give us gifts voluntarily." Free of charge! ”

Yang Hongjun snorted angrily and said, "Okay! Give you three days, and after three days, 300,000 people from our Elders' Association will come to live in this place. You beggars can do it, and if you can't do it, you can do it. Fight the horse and go home! ”

Yang Hongjun led his popularity away.

Yun Zhongyou and Tanaka Cao discussed it, and they did not dare to slack off on this matter, and immediately convened a national emergency mobilization meeting.

At that time, more than 100,000 men, women, and children from the beggar kingdom were gathered here, and Yun Zhongyou mobilized everyone and said: "All subjects, in three days, the bastards of the Brotherhood will come and invade our country. From then on, we had no place to stand, forever adrift, and no home to return to. Everyone said, are we willing to do it? ”

All the subjects said in unison, "No!" Unwillingly! ”

Yun Zhongzhong stimulated everyone and said, "So what do we do?" ”

The shouts from below: "Fight! Fight!! Fight!!! ”

Gong Ren also knew that the beggar country had reached the autumn of survival, and said to Yunzhong: "But there are few of our beggar country's old and old, small, young and strong, and there are no food, no money, and no weapons, how can this battle be fought?" ”

Yun Zhongyou said to everyone: "How can we fight this battle?" ”

Everyone shouted in unison: "Desperate!" Desperately!! Desperately!!! ”

The black pot head also leaned close to Yun Zhongyu's ear and said: "There are only three to five thousand strong laborers in our beggar country, and the 300,000 elite people of the Elders' Association are fighting. Rather than ruining the country, it is better to leave and find a place to live. There are thousands of people in the family, and there is one person in charge, don't listen to them fooling around, they just talk about it, and they will run faster than anyone else when the time comes. You are the king of the beggar country, you have to make up your mind at this time, if you are not careful, the 100,000 living beings of our beggar country will be finished! ”

These words also reached Yun Zhongyou's heart, and he was carefully pondering the relationship between the matter.

At this time, Li Xian, who was still in the cage next to him, shouted: "King Yunzhongyou, don't listen to what the black pot head says, you will run away, you still have to lead us to fight!" Without a home, we are lost dogs. I'm a death row inmate, I'm already a person who is going to die, I'm willing to play the striker, and I'm going to splash their blood if I die. ”

The red lady who was locked up in another prison also shouted: "I also want to follow Li Xian to play the striker, and I will die with backbone." ”

The words of the two death row prisoners resonated with some people in the beggar country. "yes, without a home, we're nothing." "The two dead people have spoken hard words, we are all subjects of the beggar's country, and we must not just give up the beggar's country to those people."

The head of the black pot scolded at Li Xian: "The bird ** knocks the melon seeds - it's full of that clever mouth." What do you know, standing and talking doesn't hurt your back, is the matter of swords so simple? That's going to be a river of blood, that's going to be a head......"

Yun Zhongyou quickly stopped the words of the black pot head, and said to everyone: "Fight, you must fight, but how to play, everyone will also talk about it." We can't rush up, hold our chests and let people stab us, and erect our necks for people to chop off! Everyone's talking? ”

At this moment, the beggars stopped talking, and they really didn't know how this battle was played.

Gong Ren said: "That's easy." Is it possible to fight like this? He said a few words to the ears of the clouds in the middle. Yun Zhongyou was overjoyed when he heard this, and said to Gong Ren: "If this battle is won according to your strategy, I, the king, will give it to you." ”

Gong Ren shook his head and said, "You want to take the opportunity to unload the burden, this matter is not so easy, let's wait until this battle is won!" ”

Yun Zhong lobbied: "That's not good, I also know that according to the strength of our beggar country, this battle will never be won." If this battle is won under your command, it means that your ability is already higher than mine. Let the subjects of the beggargars live a good life, this is also the unfulfilled wish of this old man, and if you do not agree, I will definitely not do what you plan. ”

Gong Ren said: "That's not good, let me take this burden, I will never be able to pick it up." You're trying to blackmail me with a war! ”

Tanaka grass said: "Looking at words and deeds, I found that every idea you came up with has long been above the ability of our division, for the sake of the 100,000 subjects of the beggar country, you agreed, right?" ”

Tang Qingying was also saying: "Dear father, why are you so stupid, how can there be any reason to give officials improperly." ”

Gongren didn't dare to be angry with others, and he was still unkind to Xiao Qingying, his face was flat, and he yelled at Xiao Qingying: "Do you think that the 100,000 people in this beggar country eat and drink so easily? What kind of official is this, this is clearly a huge burden on your shoulders, and counting on my ability can't solve it at all. ”

But all the beggars shouted, "Whoever leads us over the Brotherhood will be the king." ”

Yun Zhong lobbied: "If you don't agree to this condition, get out of here, and we won't use your strategy." Tanaka grass said: "Brother Gongren, for the survival of these 100,000 beggars, you promised us!" ”

Gong Ren thought about it, if he retreated at this time, it would not be a manly act, for the survival of these 100,000 beggars, for the lives of these 100,000 beggars, he could only fight to the death. At that time, the public was stiff in his chest and neck, and said to everyone in a sonorous voice: "I agree for the time being, but the strategy is a strategy, and whether we can defeat the Elders' Association depends on the concerted efforts of all of us!" ”

Everyone shouted in unison: "Work hard!" Step up your game!! Step up your game!!! ”

Three days later, 100,000 elite soldiers of the Elder Society came to attack the city of beggars.

The elders are divided into the big sword team, the spear team, the green dragon sword team, the silver dragon sword team, the bow and arrow team, etc., every 1,000 people are a phalanx, they are brightly armed, neatly dressed, led by the various formations, mighty and mighty, killing and rushing to the beggar city.

The beggars in the city were led by Gong Ren to fight with 3,000 beggars, all of them were disgraced, in tattered clothes, holding some tattered brooms, rotten spoons, etc., and those holding kitchen knives were relatively good new weapons, especially the smell of their bodies made many members of the Brotherhood unbearable. Before the battle, many of the elder members covered their noses, grinned their teeth, and some simply put scarves around their mouths, just wanting to fight quickly, and quickly leave this smelly place of war, and leave these smelly beggars as soon as possible.

The three phalanxes of the Elders' Association shouted for a while, and the tigers rushed over as if they were coming down the mountain, and the beggar gang led by Gong Ren couldn't resist it, and they retreated to the nearly square beggar city. In fact, there is no city wall in this so-called beggar city, and instead of the city wall, there is a small ditch more than 5 meters wide and dirty water more than 2 meters deep, but there is no water in the ditch at this time, and many wooden planks are laid on the city gate to facilitate the beggars to retreat to the city.

As soon as the beggar gang retreated, the morale of the elder members was even stronger, it turned out that these beggars were so unbeaten, it was really Klang pad the table legs - not hard to brace, and the duck that was cooked without beating - had a hard mouth, and the army of elder members swarmed into the beggar city, as if the great work had been done.

The phalanx of the elder members quickly dispersed, and they were all looking for their own blessed land, which place was good, and which place was dry and waterfront, which seemed to be the focus of each phalanx.

Gong Ren led the 3,000-strong beggar gang to quickly withdraw from the beggar's city to the beggar's city, mixing with the beggars who had already retreated outside. As soon as the sluice was pumped, dirty water was quickly poured into the creek, not dirty water, but dung water, to be exact. The planks at the gate of the city had already been pumped, and the beggar's city was already a dead city besieged by dung and water.

At this time, all the dung throwers outside the beggar city were transported, and buckets of fresh yellow dung were transported to the dung throwers, and then each dung thrower began to rotate, and buckets of dung began to be sprinkled on the beggar city.

The elder members of the beggar city were still fighting for territory, and suddenly the bright yellow and fresh yellow dung water fell from the sky. This dung water is different from anything else, it is a living thing, even if it is sprinkled on the ground, it is splashed everywhere, and even if it can't get it, it stinks everywhere. The cleanly dressed elder members, who thought they were here to arrange the dormitory, got a lot of dung, you said that the nest is not a nest, dirty or not dirty, so they all hold their heads and want to find a clean place to hide, but it is too difficult to find a clean place in the beggar country.

The manure thrower continues to spill. Some elder members wanted to run out of the beggar city quickly, change their clothes and take a bath, but at this time, the beggar city was surrounded by yellow and smelly dung water, and if they wanted to run out of the beggar city, they could only cross the dung ditch. Some people finally swam over, and at this time a group of old ladies came over, grabbed their necks and collars, and poured a spoonful of fresh yellow dung into their backbones along the collar.

This elder member was so filthy that he screamed, and fled to Wuhan City with his coat in his hands. Whenever he mentioned this incident in the future, he was unforgettable, frightened, and never dared to fight with the beggar gang again.

Gong Ren shouted loudly: "One spoonful per person, don't eat too much, the gold is limited and the elder members are unlimited." ”

The manure thrower continues to spill. The elder members were disheartened, and they had no intention of staying in this smelly and dirty place anymore. Some people continued to run away, and there was no other reason to run out, that is, each person was rewarded with a spoonful of fresh dung.

Gu Tianhu couldn't stand it anymore, swam out of the stinky river, and was caught by 3 children. One child grabbed him by the collar, and the other took a dung spoon and poured a spoonful into his neck.

Gu Tianhu said: "I have served, I have served, I have served." If I use knives and guns with you, the rivers and lakes will say that I am bullying children in the future, so that I will not be able to gain a foothold. If you say that you children poured a spoonful of dung soup, how can you say these words to others in the future! Woohoo! Alas! What a wreck! Nest bag, nest bag for a lifetime! ”

Yang Hongjun also escaped, and he almost vomited with feces and water, and at this time a few old ladies came over. His legs and feet were still neatly grabbing his neck, and one who could barely move brought him a spoonful of dung soup with all his might.

Yang Hongjun looked up to the sky and roared: "I think that I Yang Hongjun am famous, but today I have been so humiliated." These old ladies are already about to die, if I compete with them again, won't the world laugh off their big teeth! Wreck! Wreck! Shame on you! Shame on you! ”

A big dung war seems to be over, but the war in the Hankou bathhouse is not over, almost all the old members who escaped rushed to the bathhouse, the bathhouse is full, and the outside of the bathhouse can't get in and take a bath, so they fight at the door for who goes first and who comes back. Another thing is that all the toilets in Hankow have been hollowed out, and they are the work of the beggars, who have removed all the dung from Hankow a few days ago.

Later, after the elder members took a bath, changed their clothes, and recuperated their spirits, the four leading members were going to organize the elder members to carry out a second attack on the beggar country.

At this time, the old members were unwilling, and some simply said: "If you kill me, I won't go." "It's nothing to hang some flowers, you can fight again with bandages." But let me fight with a body of dung, and I would rather die than fight again. "What kind of ability is it to bully some stinky people who want food, let's leave some strength to beat the dogs!" "If those stone-throwing machines had actually thrown stones, we brethren would not know how many people would have died! They have already shown mercy, how can we be embarrassed to fight them again! ”

In particular, Zhang Xiaogai said to Yang Hongjun: "Yang Longtou, this battle really can't be fought anymore." ”

"Why?" Yang Hongjun glared at his pair of tiger eyes, and looked at Zhang Xiaokai menacingly, "Why do you even say this, you can't even beat a bunch of stinky people who want food, how will our elder brothers behave in the future?" ”

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