Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Wind and the Sun Kill Day
As for the strange eyes of other people looking at him, he thought that his eldest brother may be a man who likes men, and he was misunderstood as a man that his eldest brother fancies? Thinking of this, the monkey was distressed again.
Big brother is so manly, he's not good! He is a serious manly husband of eight hundred, but what if the eldest brother is strong? Do you want to resist to the end, or do you want to obey? looked at the back of the eldest brother and said secretly: "If I were a woman, I would definitely be with the eldest brother, but I am a man, and it seems that I will stay away from the eldest brother in the future." β
When the monkey was secretly thinking about it, Mo Chen stopped, and the team behind him immediately stopped at the same time, but the monkey was a little distracted and crashed into the arms of Mo Chen, who had just turned around.
The two looked at each other, the breeze swept through the clothes of the two, and the trees around them swayed gently, a gentle scene, like a wonderful picture, which made people envious, if it was a woman in Mo Chen's arms.
The monkey hurriedly took a few steps back, because he was thinking about those messy things just now, and now when he came out, the monkey suddenly retreated to the team in a panic, lowered his head with a blushing face, and said secretly: "Damn! was taken advantage of by the eldest brother, and it seems that he will stay away from the eldest brother in the future, which is too dangerous. β
Mo Chen looked at the monkey with a smile, but gritted his teeth in his heart, and said secretly: "If you have something today, let you go first, and when this is over, see how I clean you up, Made, I actually said that I like men, and I also talked nonsense, my reputation was almost stinked by this guy, if you weren't an archer, this time there is a place for you, I will beat you to death last night, monkey, you just wait for the big brother to clean up your open-mouthed guy!" β
Mo Chen looked at the neat soldiers and said, "Today we didn't come out for morning exercises, but to do a big thing." β
"What's the matter? Eldest brother. Fat Tiger wondered, what Fat Tiger asked was also what all the soldiers wanted to ask.
"Killing"
Mo Chen said lightly, his expression extremely calm.
"Murder?" Almost everyone heard Mo Chen's two bland words, and their unified reaction was to look at the monkey with their heads bowed on the side, and every eye was full of confusion.
"That's right, now that the weather is sunny and the breeze is dripping, it's a very good killing day, the so-called wind and sun killing day." Mo Chen nodded, he didn't know that just because of his endless words, he brought everyone into the ditch.
"That's a bit too miserable! Big brother is so murderous? It's just nonsense, is the eldest brother going to kill people to vent his anger? "Except for the monkeys, everyone thought that Mo Chen's killing was killing monkeys, but they clearly knew why they were punished and beaten last night, and even when they got up so early today, they thought it was because of the monkeys.
They knew that the monkey was in trouble when they saw the kind smile of the eldest brother last night, and they were also happy to see it, after all, it was because of the monkey's nonsense that they were punished, but they never thought that the eldest brother would actually kill the monkey!
The monkey was thinking about things with his head down, but he suddenly felt that there were many eyes staring at him around him, and he hurriedly looked up and found that all the people were looking at him with strange eyes, because he was thinking about things at the beginning, and he didn't hear what Mo Chen said, and now he didn't know what the situation was, but even if he heard it, he wouldn't think that Mo Chen's murder would mean him, after all, the eldest brother was very good to himself!
"Big brother, don't! It's good if you punish him, or beat him up and let him lie down for ten days and half a month! Don't kill him! Eldest brother. Erniu was in a hurry, hurriedly came out, knelt in front of Mochen on the spot, and dissuaded.
The monkey can't react, why are these two cows crazy? And killing? Who are you killing? The monkey is confused!
Mo Chen was also taken aback by Erniu's kneeling, but after listening to Erniu's words, he knew that Erniu had misunderstood, and just wanted to say something, he saw Erniu pulling the monkey, so he didn't say anything, he looked at the monkey with a smile, he decided to scare the monkey, and see if he dared to spread rumors in the future.
"Monkey, what are you doing standing there? Don't want to die? Why don't you hurry up and ask your eldest brother for forgiveness? Erniu was so anxious that he was about to cry, and when he saw that the monkey was still standing there in a daze, he was even more angry, this kid really didn't want to die?
"Begging for mercy? Why should I ask for mercy? The monkey didn't move, and his mind was full of doubts at this time, why did he ask for mercy when he was so good?
"Idiot! If you don't beg for mercy again, our family can eat a monkey brain feast today, big brother is preparing to kill monkeys and sacrifice to heaven! "Erniu is a pair of haters, iron is not steel! This monkey really doesn't know whether to live or die.
"Big brother is so good to me, how can he kill me? Erniu, don't joke with me, okay! It's not funny at all. The monkey said dissatisfied, and looked at his eldest brother who was smiling at him, and the two cows were talking more and more unsound.
"Oops, why are you so stupid, so naΓ―ve, do you know why we were fined last night?" Erniu cried his face, and he couldn't wait to stand up and press the monkey to the ground and beat him violently, if it weren't for the monkey being his brother, he wouldn't bother to care about this guy.
"Fined? Didn't you work out last night? The monkey looked puzzled.
"Monkey! Don't talk so much, kneel down and admit your mistakes first! Have you ever seen a stick when exercising? You said that the eldest brother likes men, and the eldest brother knows about it. "Erniu is in a hurry to mention the monkey, where is this guy still in a daze.
"Click"
The monkey was suddenly struck by lightning, and the whole person was stunned, and said weakly: "Big brother knows?" β
Erniu didn't speak, but Mo Chen nodded with a smile, and his right hand didn't know where to take out a piece of cloth, and carefully wiped the long knife in his hand.
"Puff"
"Big brother, I was wrong."
The monkey knelt on the ground with a pop, and the incident happened in the east window! Now he knew he was miserable.
"Oh, wrong? What's wrong? Mo Chenxiao said with interest.
"Woo, big brother, I was wrong, I shouldn't treat others because you like men." The monkey said with a handful of snot and tears.
Now the monkey finally knows what the monkey brain banquet that Er Niu said is going on, woo, the monkey brain banquet is talking about himself! Woo, why is his life so bitter!
"Well, you shouldn't be talking nonsense, but do you think I like men?" Mo Chen is no longer smiling, this is a very serious question, and it must be taken seriously.
"Uh, isn't it?" The monkey replied instinctively, this is what his subconscious thinks, so when he hears Mo Chen's words, his instinctive first reaction is like this.
"Huh?" Mo Chen didn't expect that this monkey would die without repentance, and he actually thought that he liked men, is this the legendary coffin without crying? His face also darkened, and no matter how good his cultivation was, he couldn't resist the monkey's missing answer.
Not only Mo Chen, but even the second cow on the side was eager to take off his shoes and pump it in the monkey's face, whipping this deadly fool to death.
Erniu hurriedly said: "Oh, big brother! The monkey is stupid, don't take it to heart! If I don't beat him up and get angry, I won't kill the monkey!" β
The monkey had just answered instinctively, but now when he heard Erniu's words, he immediately discovered his slip of the tongue, and hurriedly said: "No, no, no, the eldest brother likes men, no, the eldest brother is not a man, my God!" What the hell did I say? The more nervous the monkey became, and the more wrong his words were, and he was about to cry, because he was made into crying by his own stupidity.
At this time, Mo Chen's face was getting darker and darker, this damn monkey was talking more and more excessively, he just wanted to use the knife to scare the monkey, he felt that he couldn't help but chop this monkey alive.
The monkey felt that the more nervous he was, the more he said the wrong thing, and then looked at Mo Chen's bright long knife emitting a cold cold light, swallowed his saliva, calmed his mood, hugged Mo Chen's thigh, and said: "Big brother, I was wrong, you don't like men, you are only interested in women, you are a real manly husband." β
"Well, it's a good boy to know that you can change your mistakes, but what about the wrong things you did before? You can't just say I'm wrong and it's okay, right? Mo Chen's originally slightly dark face was slapped by the monkey's fart, and it suddenly eased a lot.
Mo Chen was still waiting for the monkey to answer how to punish him, and the fat tiger ran over and persuaded: "Yes! Monkeys are hateful, but sin is not unto death! And the monkey's archery is good, and it can't be hit! If you break your hands and feet, even if you get better, it will have an impact on future archery! β
Mo Chen thought about it, but he didn't think about beating monkeys, let alone killing monkeys! He just wanted to scare the monkey so that he wouldn't dare to talk nonsense in the future, and now he thought about what this usually dull-headed fat tiger would say.
Fat Tiger looked at the monkey and said, "Big brother! The monkey's limbs are absolutely not allowed to fight, and the body is also not, what should I do later? This will also affect his archery skills. β
"You can't hit your head, and if you have a problem with your brain, it's useless." Fat Tiger analyzed on the side, and everyone thought that Fat Tiger was excusing the monkey.
Where the monkey was still kneeling, listening to the words of the fat tiger, he was extremely moved, so he almost jumped up and hugged the fat tiger and shouted: "Fat man, you are really a good brother!" β
"Well, according to your words, you can't do that beating or beating or anything like that? You say that sin is not unto death, but this cannot be beaten, that cannot be moved, will you come to be punished for him? Mo Chen said lightly.
Now Mo Chen has another side of the fat tiger, don't look at the usual dumbfounded, and very fierce look, but also so righteous, he screamed when he beat him last night, and now he actually helps the monkey speak.
I thought that Fat Tiger would take the opportunity to bully the monkey, but he didn't expect Fat Tiger to be beaten by him yesterday and punished because of the monkey, and now he will actually help the monkey speak, it's really rare!
Mo Chen's idea just got up, and he secretly praised Fat Tiger, but he was stunned by Fat Tiger's next words, and instantly took back the words he just praised, this product is definitely a loss.