I saw that the fat tiger heard Mo Chen's words, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "No, no, no, I mean, there are two kinds of people in the world, divided into men and women, this woman has limbs, but she can't run more and live well?" ”

‘？？？？？？ ’

All of them looked puzzled, and countless question marks floated overhead, completely unaware of what the fat tiger wanted to say.

Mo Chen was also confused, he was asking about the monkey, how did he get involved with men and women?

"Why do you talk so much nonsense! Talk about the point. Mo Chen said dissatisfied.

"Ooohoh..."

Fat Tiger said a few times: "Hehe, big brother, I think yes, the world is divided into men and women, this woman has limbs, but she can't run more and live well?" Since women can live well, men can live well with only four limbs, and it doesn't affect them at all! ”

"Brother Tiger, don't men and women only have four limbs? How do you feel that what you say is messy and completely incomprehensible! The dog asked in a low voice.

"Get out of the way, who told you it's the same, who told you that men only have four limbs? I tell you, the man has five limbs, but one of them is very short. As he spoke, Fat Tiger smirked.

When the monkey, who was still full of gratitude, heard this, he suddenly had a bad premonition.

With the sound of the "bell", the fat tiger pulled out a long knife from the dog's hand and said: "Big brother, I mean, not only to punish the monkey, but also not to hurt the monkey's limbs, not to affect the monkey's archery, I think I can only click which middle limb to click, not only punish the monkey, but also will not affect the monkey's archer, it is really the best of both worlds!" ”

"Poof"

"Poof"

"Poof"

Several soldiers who were drinking water collectively squirted out the water in their mouths, and one by one they suddenly felt their crotch cold.

Where is the fat tiger triumphantly waiting for Mo Chen's praise, what a good idea! He could come up with such a perfect idea, he was so smart.

Mo Chen was also scorched on the outside and tender on the inside by the fat tiger thunder, and a mouthful of old blood almost squirted out directly.

This fat tiger is really, really speechless! He thought of this kind of thought, and if he didn't say it or do it, this sentence alone could scare the monkey half to death.

At this time, the fat tiger deliberately shook in front of the monkey with a long knife, and the frightened monkey quickly closed his eyes, at this time he still had a little gratitude, and now he wanted to fork the fat tiger's neck to death, of course, if he could fork it.

The fat tiger seemed to be addicted to playing, Leng Sensen's sword blade stuck to the monkey's skin, smiled at the monkey with bad intentions, and moved the long knife towards the monkey's lower body little by little.

"Mom! Stop scaring me, I'm cowardly. ”

"Fatty, be careful! You can't play with knives like this! It's going to scare people to death. ”

The monkey is about to cry, if the fat tiger shakes his hand, then his sexual happiness in the next life will be gone. Although he can't wait to go up and fight with Fat Tiger, he doesn't dare! It's not that he can't fight, just because his eldest brother is still standing in front of him, he doesn't dare to do it casually, he is now guilty!

Looking up, he just saw Mo Chen's kind and friendly smile, which made him feel his body tremble, and in the blink of an eye, cold sweat soaked the monkey's whole body.

"Or, castrated?" Mo Chen showed a thoughtful expression.

"Big brother won't really want to ......?" When the monkey heard Mo Chen's words, he thought of that kind of scene, and his face turned green with fright.

Mo Chen looked at his face, which was already scared to the point of green, and said to the fat tiger: "Okay, the fat tiger put away your useless long knife, such a long knife looks like it frightens the monkey, put it away, put it away." ”

"Big brother, you moved me so much, it's better for me to be good to me." The monkey seemed to hear the gospel, and his speech was a little choked, and the whole person was moved to cry, which was tears of happiness, as if pulling him from hell to heaven.

"Ding"

Mo Chen took out his sharp dagger from his calf and said, "I'm not afraid to scare the monkey with such a long knife to cut that thing, if you want to use it, you can use mine, such a small dagger is just right." ”

"Monkey, don't be afraid, my dagger is very sharp, it is definitely cut in two, without a trace of sluggishness, and it is so fast that you can't even feel it, rest assured." Silent Dust Evil Dao.

Dead monkey, see if you dare to spread rumors, see if I don't scare you to death, Mo Chen thought coldly.

"Big brother! Woo, I was wrong, I don't talk nonsense anymore. The monkey looked at the glittering dagger, and before he could make a move, he felt that his crotch was hurting, did he really want to be a eunuch?

"Not sure?" Mo Chen said with a slight doubt.

"Then you can cut it directly!" With a smile, Silent threw the dagger at the monkey.

"Ding"

The dagger cung directly and plunged directly into the ground, without the hilt.

"Since... Cut it yourself? The monkey looked at the dagger on the ground with only the hilt of the knife, and he wanted to die.

The monkey didn't dare to take the dagger, let himself cut his own brother, who would do it! He'd rather wipe his neck with that dagger.

The monkey that Mo Chen watched was almost frightened, and his anger was almost out. put the dagger away and said, "I'll let you go if you have something today, but you have to behave well in the task given to you this time, if you behave well, then I won't pursue it today, and I'll spare you once today." ”

The monkey was overjoyed, wiped a handful of tears from his face with his hand, and said, "Big brother, don't worry, I will definitely complete the task you give 100%." ”

"Well, let's go and rest! There's still a fight later. Mo Chen nodded with satisfaction, the so-called pressure is motivated! With so much pressure, I believe that the monkey will do better what he is going to do today.

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." The monkey nodded hurriedly, and he suddenly felt his back cold.

Suddenly, the monkey thought of something, and hurriedly shouted to Mo Chen: "Big brother, you only said that you spared me today, then you will ...... tomorrow." ”

"Tomorrow's business, tomorrow's talk." Mo Chen didn't look back, and waved his hand.

As soon as he heard Mo Chen's words, the monkey's whole face became bitter, and he sat down on the lawn weakly, and said to himself with some crying: "This is not over yet? ”

"Hey, hey, hey"

The monkey heard that someone seemed to be snickering, and when he looked up, he saw that it was the fat tiger who had just fallen into the well, and was covering his mouth and snickering there.

"Fatty, I'll fight with you."

The monkey swooped to its feet and pounced on the fat tiger who was snickering to the side.

The monkey flew and kicked the fat tiger in the stomach. But his small body is how to compare with the Venerable Master's fat tiger.

When the fat tiger saw the monkey flying towards him, he didn't fight back, and with a smile, he directly pushed forward with his belly.

"Knock"

The monkey's foot collided with the fat tiger's belly, and suddenly the fat tiger's belly was like a balloon, first sunken in a little, and then like a pressure rebound, it returned to its original state.

"Knock"

The monkey came and went quickly, and was directly bounced off by the fat tiger's belly and fell to the ground.

"Fatty, you're too much of a bully."

The monkey did not believe in evil and pounced again.

The matter came to an end, and everyone looked at the two living treasures with smiles on their faces.