Zhang San has gone through some makeup and dressed, although it is not as beautiful as the real Western product, but it is also eight or nine inseparable, especially guarding such a real person as the Western product, the Western product is wiped for him and wiped for him, not to mention, a Western product is also caused. Xipin held a small mirror and let Zhang San take a look at himself, so shocked that Zhang San stuck out his tongue, took the opportunity to give Gongren an eyebrow, hugged Gongren's waist, and said sourly: "My brother, when will we enter the cave room?" ”

Before Gongren could react, Li Si saw that there was a advantage to take advantage of, so he quickly pushed Gongren away and hugged Zhang San, and said lingeringly: "I see, that Gongren is a nerd, he doesn't understand any feelings, he is not a man at all, so forget it, let's go into the cave room together!" ”

Gongren was a little angry when he said this, and stretched out his fist to Zhang Sanyi and said: "Who said that I am not a man, see if I don't beat you flat with one punch." And Zhang San retorted: "You say you are a man, I don't believe it, you have been with Xipin for so long, why is her belly still so flat, and she shouldn't be able to go up when she sees her beloved woman, you say you are a man, who believes it!?" ”

Gongren's face was flushed when he said this sentence, and he looked at Xipin, and he couldn't say a word anymore.

was so ashamed that Xipin quickly covered his face and said angrily to these big men: "I don't play with you anymore, one by one, they are not serious, they are full of nonsense, what are they talking about!" Gong Ren thought that it was useless to be angry with their two two-skinned faces, adults didn't care about villains, but he looked left and right, up and down, and said with satisfaction: "Like, like, too similar, enough to confuse the real with the fake." ”

The three of them arrived at Xijiazhuang, entered Xipin's house, picked up the picks, and lit the lights. Zhang San lay on the soft and gentle bed with a buttocks, and never remembered to get up, so he said obediently: "This is also the bed that Xipin slept in, although I can't share the bed with her, but sleeping in the bed she slept in, I can also have a good time, Brother Gongren, you can't be jealous when I sleep in her bed!" Angry, Gong Ren went up and punched him, and roared: "You rascal, you don't leave your profession in three sentences, what is this called, this is called lewdness." It's not okay to sleep in her bed, get out! Zhang San said playfully: "I just don't get out, what can you do to me?" I just don't roll, what can you do with me? What's even more odious is that Li Si also lay on Xipin's bed, brazenly hugged Zhang San and said: "Xipin, my lovely Xipin, we can finally sleep in the same bed." ”

Gongren didn't bother to care about them anymore, the more he cared about them, the longer their faces grew, so he had to say to them: "To be serious, that's the end of today, we still have to go." Zhang San was dissatisfied: "I finally entered this house, and finally lay on such a comfortable bed, so I wanted to go." Where to go, you have to go, I won't go anyway, I'll sleep here today. ”

Gong Ren said to him: "The play must be real, it can't be too fake, Xipin has been out for several days, and everyone knows that he has hid out." Just come back like this, can you live with peace of mind? I have to leave quickly and come back in a few days, which is in line with the facts. ”

Li Si thought about it, so he said to Zhang San: "Let's go quickly, let's listen to Gongren." Don't stay in this bed, you really think this is your home! ”

Zhang San still complained: "I finally lived in such a big house, who doesn't want to enjoy two days of happiness, if you don't have a fart hour, you have to drive me away." Really, isn't this a toss-up, I just don't leave, what can you do! ”

Li Si kicked up and kicked Zhang San off the bed. Zhang San covered his ass and said, "You really kick, so ruthless, don't I go, can't I go!" ”

After another two days, the three of them went to Xipin's house for a while, and a few days later, the three of them still went to Xipin's house for a while. I went to these three times, but it was calm, and there was no abnormal situation. Gongren said to Li Si and Zhang San: "Okay, I've been there for the past few days, there is no abnormal situation, Xipin must think that everything is fine, let's live in Xipin's house for a while!" ”

So, the three of them went to Xipin's house again that night. Zhang Sanke fulfilled his wish, and he didn't get up when he lay on the big bed in the house, and Li Si also wanted to sleep well, so he squeezed into the big bed like Li Si. Gongren said to Li Si: "Li straw shoes, Zhang San can sleep on this big bed, but you and I can't sleep here, we have to keep vigil for him outside." ”

Li Si didn't understand and asked: "Why let this kid enjoy happiness here, and still sleep in Xipin's bed, while we are keeping vigil for him outside, and it is a fly bite and a mosquito bite, I won't go!" ”

Gong Ren was not in a hurry, and said unhurriedly: "Li straw shoes, you think, we have been tossing for a while, and the thief may have heard the movement a long time ago, and maybe he will come to make trouble tonight." Brother Zhang San and he are circling around the house, and we have to adapt outside, if we are all nested in the house, won't we all be blocked in the house, how can we be improvised. ”

As soon as Li Si heard that he was right, he said to Zhang San: "You can get some light in the house, and we will go out to keep vigil for you." He opened his mouth and said: "You think this light is so easy to stain, I sleep here a little scared, if the thief comes out in the middle of the night and rapes me, you say, is it wronged!" Li Si criticized Zhang San: "You are a person, why do you have a mouth, anyway, it is all right, don't ask you to live in the house, you have to live, let you live in the house, you think this and that, it's really not good to serve." If you talk nonsense again, I will ask someone else to do it for you, and without you, the earth will rotate the same. Zhang San had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, I admit it when I suffer a loss, okay, don't you mumble about me anymore." ”

Gong Ren and Li Si came out, and the two of them hid in a dense bamboo forest not far away, quietly observing the movements of the Xipin family. stayed up, and slowly in the middle of the night, the two of them couldn't stay up, leaned on each other, and dozed off.

At this time, the earth is silent, there is no movement, sometimes there is a gust of wind, the bamboo leaves make a rattling sound, the moon has long been hidden, and the sky is covered by dark clouds that cover the earth black. Gong Ren suddenly felt excited in his sleep, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that through the vague oil light of Xipin's house, it seemed that a person had climbed the wall.

Gong Ren gently pushed Li Si, Li Si also woke up, squinted his eyes, and sure enough, there was a figure on the wall, and he whispered to Gong Ren: "Come, come, finally wait for you." Gong Ren said: "Don't panic, let's see who he is first?" ”

Both of them narrowed their eyes, trying to see who this person was. After looking at it for a while, Gong Ren whispered: "How did I find that this person looks like Liu Squint!" Li Si also said: "I look like him, but I didn't expect that when I pulled out the radish and brought out the mud, why did this kid also come." Gong Ren said: "What's strange about this, he was originally a thief, we should have thought of it, he didn't come at the right time, don't rush the fake Wang Dayan." ”

"So what do we do?" Liss asked.

"Picking grass and beating rabbits, I can only carry them. Let's move forward, we stick forward. ”

The two were studying countermeasures, and another person was found not far away. The man also seemed to notice someone on the wall and was hesitating. Gong Ren poked Li Si again and said, "Another one is coming, let's see who it is first?" ”

The two of them squinted their eyes again, and after observing for a while, Li Si said, "How do I look like a king's head?" Gong Ren said: "I look like it, I really look forward to the stars and the moon, and finally look forward to the protagonist." But this Liu squint is really hateful, we have to find a way to drive him away, don't disturb our good things. ”

Li Si nodded and said, "Well, look at me, I have a way." After speaking, he took out a packet of medicinal powder from his body, then put it in a bamboo tube, quietly walked a few steps forward, and then blew Liu Squint's body.

Liu squinted and saw that there was nothing, he quietly jumped into the courtyard of Xipin, but after a while, he suddenly jumped out of the courtyard wall in a panic, and after jumping out of the wall, he was still shaking something from his body, and scolded in a panic while shaking: "I have fallen into evil!" If you fall for the evil, what are you looking for me for, and I haven't provoked you? Ouch...... Ouch...... Why are they all here, they are evil, they are evil...... "I shook for a while, and the more I shook my body, the more I played, and after a while, I had to run away.

Gong Ren didn't know what that Liu squinted his eyes and shook from his body, which was very strange. Li Si smiled evilly, and said with a smile: "Aren't you a beast, this is easy to do!" Just call those snake fathers-in-law, snake mothers-in-law, snake sisters, and snake sisters all deal with you! Isn't your play uncomfortable, let's let you have a good time. ”

Gong Ren also secretly relieved his hatred in his heart when he heard this, and scolded: "This is called good retribution, evil retribution, and the way of others is to govern others." ”

That Wang Dayan looked crepe, gently knocking on the door of Xipin's house. After a while, Zhang San in the room pinched his nose and asked in a female voice, "Who?" An old voice outside the house replied, "Passerby, please can this girl open the door and speak." ”

After a while, the fake Xipin opened the door with a "squeak", and the fake Wang Dayan arched his hand and said: "This girl, I am passing by, and there is really no place to stay, can I stay here for one night." The fake Xipin squirmed and said: "I have a big girl's house, and there is no man in the family, it is really inconvenient for you to stay here!" The fake Wang Dayan smiled and said, "I guarantee in my name, I just stay here for one night, and I will never do anything sorry for the girl." ”

"Oh," asked the fake Saipin, pretending to be surprised, "who are you in your name?" ”

"I......" fake Wang Dayan patted his chest and said, "I don't change my name, I don't change my surname, I am the triad Ding Ding celebrity who sees people love, flowers bloom, cars see flat tires, Buddha sees daze, suave, jade tree in the wind, swallows see Yan dance, birds see birds singing Wang Dayan!" ”

was so frightened that the fake Xipin hurriedly closed the door, saying: "Then I don't dare to keep you, I have heard a long time ago, your reputation is not very good!" ”

The fake Wang Dayan hurriedly grabbed the crack in the door with one hand and said: "That's all the bad things done by the fake Wang Dayan, and I am the real Wang Dayan, my real Wang Dayan is a hero who stands up to the sky and the earth, and he is an earth-shattering hero, how can he do such a bad thing!" Please don't be afraid, raise your hand, let me stay for one night, just one night. ”

Fake Xipin sighed helplessly: "It seems that you have to live if you want to live, and you have to live if you don't want to live, I only have to open the door to accept guests." Since you can't resist the tricks of fate, you have to enjoy life! The fake Xipin had to open the door and welcome the fake king Dayan into the door.

Wearing small pointed shoes, the fake Western product twisted and twisted to lead the way in front, and the fake Wang Dayan followed behind with a smiling stride, and the two of them arrived at the hall slowly and quickly. The fake Xipin lit the oil lamp and said to the fake Wang Dayan: "They all say that you are a hero, so let me have a good look at the face of the hero." As he spoke, he looked carefully at the fake king Dayan under the lamp. I saw that he was really not much different from the real king Dayan, the texture on his face was clearly visible, even the beard and eyebrows were very realistic, and the eyes and mouth were extremely similar. Fake Xipin smiled and said, "Look at you, Wang Dayan is really heroic, extraordinary, why did you do so many indiscriminate things?" ”

The fake Wang Dayan smiled and said, "Let's not mention the matter of the fake Wang Dayan, okay, you can arrange where I sleep!" ”

The fake Xipin said: "What are you panicking when you sleep! I have admired heroes since I was a child, and I admire Wang Dayan of the triad even more, today I finally saw the face of the hero, you will give me a pull for me what you did in the triad, what earth-shattering things have you done? It also makes me happy and happy. ”

As soon as the fake Wang Dayan heard that Xipin had to hear about the triad, he thought to himself, this little girl is quite curious, Lala will lala, anyway, she doesn't know, so she boasted: "Actually, I haven't done many earth-shattering things, that is, to make trouble for the government, develop and develop members, relieve some people, buy people's hearts or something." These things are known to everyone, and there is nothing remarkable......"

"Then I'll ask," asked the fake Xipin again, "I heard that the triads are all bachelors, what if they want women?" ”

Fake Wang Dayan thought to himself, I didn't expect such a beautiful girl, she was quite flowery in her heart, I was embarrassed to say, she said everything, so she said: "Actually, the problem you said is still quite serious." If you want to think about it, why don't you want to, no, I do have an idea in my heart, and I also go out for a walk to see if I can solve this problem. I have heard the name of the Western girl for a long time, I also came to see the beauty, I didn't expect it to be love at first sight, just like the marriage set in the previous life, if we can marry Qin and Jin, then I am really a blessing from the previous life. ”

Fake Xipin thought, the dog's nose sticks in the onion - pretending to be an elephant, and as he spoke, the fox's tail was exposed, but he was still not in a hurry, and continued to entangle with him and said: "No, how did I hear that there are 10 internal rules and 10 taboos in the triad, the first of the 10 taboos is not to commit adultery and domineering, and the second is not to molest women, aren't you obviously violating the gang rules?" What are the other rules, I still really want to ask? ”

Fake Wang Dayan thought to herself, this little girl from Western products knows a lot, and her curiosity is very strong, anyway, she doesn't know anything, so she first fooled her with a burst of sweet words, so she said: "This is wrong, how can I call adultery and domineering and molesting women, didn't I come to propose to you!" Throughout the ages, good horses with good saddles, heroes with beautiful women abound, a hundred years of cultivation to spend the same, a thousand years of cultivation to sleep together, if we can make this good story, it will definitely be able to be passed on in history as a beautiful talk. As for the 10 internal rules and the 10 taboos of the external rules you asked, that is, you must be loyal to your superiors, you must not be corrupt, follow the Confucian culture, you are not allowed to commit adultery and domineering, and you are not allowed to molest women......

Zhang San thought to himself, it's really the donkey's lips are not the horse's mouth, where is this, it's a shame that he is still smart, and he also piggybacks on the two things he said, or it's really unbelievable. The fake Xipin continued to expose him unhurriedly and said: "I'm afraid it's not right, how did I hear that those ordinances of the Triad are not like this? ”

Fake Wang Dayan was shocked when he heard this, this little girl has really become a sperm, how can she know everything, she couldn't help but turn pale and shouted: "Who are you, why do you seem to break the casserole and ask the end." ”

Fake Xipin said coquettishly: "I'm just a little girl from the countryside, I really don't know anything, I want to know everything, I finally met a big hero like you, don't you want to ask everything clearly." It is rumored that this Wang Dayan is so bad, how bad, I don't believe it, I just believe that he must be a big hero, he must be above board, open-minded, how can he do such a bad thing? ”

The fake Wang Dayan thought that this little girl looked immature and had such naïve thoughts, she really looked down on this society, so she smiled slightly, her face showed an instinctive evil, and said to the fake Xipin: "There is a lot of nonsense, and I have lost the patience to ridicule, just say, where do you tell me to sleep tonight?" ”

The fake West Pin said: "Just ask the hero to stay in the hall for a night, and I will rest in the West House." ”

The false king Dayan laughed and said, "What if I want to sleep in the same bed with you? ”

Fake Xipin was shocked: "You Wang Dayan is a hero, where can you say things that are not as good as some beasts?" ”

The fake Wang Dayan continued to laugh and said: "You really think I am Wang Dayan, seeing that you are so naïve, I am really reluctant to deceive you, let me tell you the truth, I am not Wang Dayan." ”

"Then who are you, I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Are you obviously Wang Dayan, I've seen it, how can I not know you. The fake Western product cried in disbelief, and wiped his snot with tears.

"Okay, I'll show you who I am? It also makes you understand when you die! The fake king Dayan suddenly uncovered his hood, but suddenly covered it again.

Not only was the fake Xipin startled, but even Gong Ren and Li Si, who were peeking out of the window, were also shocked. The fake Xipin only saw an old look, and then his face returned to Wang Dayan's appearance. Gong Ren only saw a thin old man, thin like a skeleton, with big cheekbones, eyes like two big holes, and two rows of big horse teeth exposed outside. As for Li Si, he didn't see anything, only saw a pair of hoods flashed, and then he became a Wang Dayan again.

The fake king Dayan snorted confidently again: "If you want to see my true face, it's not so easy, I can't easily fall for you." But since you have met, according to my rules, it can only be death. Say, what kind of death should you choose? ”

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