Chapter 22 Dayan introduces the Deserted Land

Outside the window, Li Si heard this, and as soon as he straightened up, he was about to get up and go up to save the Zhang San brothers. Gong Ren pulled again, meaning, let's see, let's see if Zhang San can have a better performance.

Zhang San heard the words of the fake Wang Dayan, as if he was frightened, and immediately knelt down for the fake Wang Dayan, crying and saying: "Please let go of the little girl, the little girl is pitiful, I lost my mother at the age of three, and I finally survived until now, and my old father has just died." It's so difficult for people to live in this world, they have grown a beautiful body in vain, they survive every day, they live like years, if you really kill me, I will also be reunited with my parents early. But...... Life is short, be happy in time, be kind to yourself and others, and make the meaning of life more valuable! That's how I don't reconcile...... Ah, when it turned out, I was still naΓ―ve to think that if I find a big hero and marry him, I will have something to rely on for the rest of my life. Unexpectedly, I finally met a big hero, and this big hero wanted to kill me. Actually, I can't see anything about what you look like! Ouch, my mother...... Ouch, my father, why did you give up your daughter! You shouldn't have left your daughter, ouch...... Oh my mother...... My daddy......"

Zhang San cried and cried like this, and the fake Wang Dayan was also a little soft, thinking: "Listen to the meaning of her words, I didn't see my true face, such a beautiful woman, rare in the world, it's a pity to kill her, rather than kill her with a knife, it's better to leave her alive and enjoy it slowly." Thinking of this, the fake king Dayan calmed down, calmed down his murderous anger, and said to Zhang San: "That's it, I think you are really pitiful, it's better for you to follow me in the future." Follow me, although there is no glory and wealth, but there is no shortage of food or drink, what do you think? ”

Fake Xipin didn't kill her anymore, what are you waiting for, and quickly made a blessing, thanked: "Thank you for the hero's grace of not killing, from now on, I am your person, willing to give you onions, garlic, pull bellows, smash charcoal, clean the courtyard in front of the door, sweep the street, sweep the floor in the house, wipe the table, make the bed, fold the mattress, serve you to dress and eat, welcome guests and send relatives out to go shopping and walk the big bend, I am very happy to serve you alive, and I will sleep with you in the same cave when I die, that is, I will be born in the next life to be a cow and a horse, and I will serve your lord again, I am also willing." ”

The fake Wang Dayan smiled treacherously and said, "Okay, let's write off the previous things, let's talk about sleeping tonight first." If you serve the master well, maybe there will be greater benefits in the future! ”

As soon as Zhang San heard that it was bad, why was it a matter of sleeping again, isn't it a bad thing, so he quickly looked around and said: "This is my home, I don't want to defile this place, besides, my seven aunts, eight aunts, three aunts and two concubines may not be able to come when, if they bump into me, I will not be a man in the future?" If the master has a place, let's lead the little girl away! ”

The fake Wang Dayan thought to himself, so he said: "It's okay, then you can go with me!" So, the fake king Dayan took the hand of the fake Xipin, slowly went out of the door, got out of the hospital, and walked into the field.

The fake Wang Dayan led Zhang San to walk slowly for a while, and came to a remote place where the tombs were full of pines and cypresses, wild graves, and the ground was covered with half-human-high weeds, revealing a few white half-amputated leg bones and scattered skeletons from time to time, coupled with the ghost fire of the flowers, the yin wind was blowing, and it was really similar to the underworld. Zhang San's bones were so frightened that he hid in the arms of the fake Wang Dayan with soft legs from time to time and said, "I'm afraid...... I'm afraid ......"

The fake Wang Dayan was not afraid at all, and comforted the fake Xipin and said: "Girl, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, after a long time, you will naturally not be afraid." "What kind of place is this, let's get out of here!" "You'll know in a moment, this is a good place for us to be happy."

The two arrived in front of a half-cut tomb, the fake Wang Dayan gently pressed the mechanism on the stone tablet, a secret door quietly opened, the fake Wang Dayan smiled, and said to the fake Xipin: "Girl, please!" But the fake Xipin did not dare to move forward, shrunk back and said: "Isn't this a tomb, what are you going to do in it, we are not dead yet, we can't just bury it like this." The fake Wang Dayan said: "Don't be afraid, you will naturally know when you go in." ”

The fake Wang Dayan lit the flint, lit the fire paper, and lit the oil lamp in the dark passage. The oil lamps lit up one by one, illuminating the arched stone wall as smooth as jade, the stone wall is made of marble, but it also looks elegant and tidy, and has a unique flavor. There was a stone door further inside, and the fake king Dayan pressed the mechanism on the door, and the stone door opened violently. The fake king Dayan lit the big oil lamp in the house, and the house was simply splendid, the lamps were golden, the tables were inlaid with gold, even the tableware was gold, the tables, chairs, and beds were all mahogany, and the ground was covered with a golden carpet.

The fake Xipin was stunned, and said to the fake Wang Dayan: "This hero, I originally thought that this was a cemetery, a place to bury the dead, but I didn't expect that there is such a beautiful palace in the cemetery, it is really unexpected, it is amazing, how can there be such a place in the world, it is simply a fairyland." The fake king Dayan boasted: "This is only the tip of the iceberg, my wealth can be said to be able to buy a city." The fake Xipin asked again, "Why are you so rich?" How did you earn all this money? ”

The fake Wang Dayan glanced at Zhang San and said, "Little girl, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, so as not to cause death." The fake Xipin nodded and said, "Okay, I won't ask if I shouldn't ask, but I'm really bored." I have never seen so much wealth in my life, and I will not live in vain to live here for one night. ”

The fake Wang Dayan pointed to a gorgeous bed and said: "Okay, this place is really unknown to the gods, the ghosts are unaware, only you know me, God knows, and no one will disturb us again." You can wait for me to go to bed with peace of mind! ”

Zhang San secretly complained in his heart, which pot was not opened and which pot was mentioned, why did he mention this matter again, and said hesitantly: "I...... I...... It's really inconvenient! ”

The fake king Dayan shouted: "Lonely men and widows, in the middle of the night, and it is a remote place in the tomb, what is inconvenient." I see if you have other ideas about this matter after pushing it off three times and twice. When you get to this place, you can do it, and if you can't do it, you can't help it. So saying, he came up and tore his loose clothes.

At this time, Zhang San couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted for help: "Brother, come and save me!" Brothers, come and save me! If you don't save me, I won't have the face to see anyoneβ€”"

Gong Ren and Li Si saw that at this time, Zhang San's play could no longer be sung, so they had to jump over and yell: "The wicked don't want to be murderous, let's come!" As he spoke, the two knives slashed at the same time. Although Li Si and Gong Ren's kung fu is not very deep, and the time to learn knife skills is not long, but the martial arts of this fake Wang Dayan encountered are also half-hanging, and he can only hastily resist Gong Ren and Li Si's two single knives with his fists. At this time, Zhang San stopped acting, and he picked up a kitchen knife in the kitchen and killed him.

Three knives against two fists, and soon the fake king Dayan couldn't parry, so he could only slowly retreat, but the three of them pressed each other tightly, and they couldn't let him out of this dark room. After beating for a while, I only heard that the fake Wang Da was panting, and he really couldn't move, so he could only weaken his legs, slip down, stretch his neck and shout: "Stop it!" Hero, stop! ”

Three knives were put on his neck, and Li Si shouted: "You whore thief, hooligan is just a hooligan, why are you still pretending to be my eldest brother, who are you, quickly show your original form!" Zhang San also shouted: "You whore, you still want to spoil the Xipin girl, you can't even tell the male and female, it's too stupid!" Gong Ren said: "No matter who he is, I will let him meet Sun Wukong - the original form is revealed." As he spoke, he tore off his hood.

At this moment, the three of them were taken aback, and Gong Ren recognized it best, isn't this called the county master Liu Papi, that is, he sentenced himself to death and was almost beheaded. And although Li Si and Zhang San are small businessmen, they also knew him when the county magistrate was inspecting, it turned out to be such a bad old man, it was this bad old man who ruined the reputation of the triad and Wang Dayan's reputation.

At this moment when the three of them were surprised, suddenly a puff of white smoke rose from the room, emitting a pungent smell of smoke, and the three of them only felt dizzy, and when they were a little sober, the Liu Papi was long gone. It turned out that at the moment when Gong Ren took off his hood, Liu Peel pressed a mechanism in a certain place, and a golden cicada came out of its shell. The three of them chased out of the grave again, and there was still a little shadow of him.

"The boiled duck has flown again," Li Si scolded, "and he has run past the first year of junior high school, but he can't run more than fifteen, so where else can he run?" ”

"It's really a dragon giving birth to a dragon, a phoenix giving birth to a phoenix, a mouse giving birth to a hole in the ground, there must be a son and a father, I didn't expect that Liu Squint's father Liu Papi is still such a good thing!"

Zhang San fell to the ground all of a sudden, didn't get up, and shouted: "You two tell me, how many brain cells have been spent on acting in such a scene!" The fight just now consumed the remaining brain cells, and I really didn't have any energy at all. ”

Gong Ren hurriedly praised him and said: "I didn't expect that Brother Zhang San is still such an excellent actor." You have done a great job this time, and when you go back, the Triad will definitely reward you heavily. Li Si also praised him and said: "The three of us, even if you have made the greatest merit, and we don't want our merit, we will remember it on you, and you won't be able to lie on the ground." ”

"It's pretty much the same if you want to say these things, I was almost raped, let's not mention any of them, not to any brother, it's hemp rope wearing tofu - I can't mention it, if they know about it, they won't be down with me for the rest of their lives. It's not that I look down on you two, if you two can perform such a play, then I Zhang San won't have this surname......"

After Zhang San finished selling his work, Gong Ren said to the two of them: "Two brothers and sisters, we still have to take a look at this crypt, not to mention any secret organs, even those gold and silver treasures alone are enough for our triad to eat for a while." We've made a fortune. ”

As soon as they heard about the treasures in the secret room, the two of them suddenly became emotional, and they didn't care about the backache and leg pain, and the soles of their feet were like being anointed, and they quickly returned to the secret room. Gong Ren didn't care about these treasures, just knocked here and poked there, and after a while, he saw an inconspicuous dresser, knocked on the wall, and there was a hollow sound in the wall, Gong Ren felt very strange, twisted here and there. After fiddling with it for a while, I don't know which mechanism it touched, and a small door opened again with a "creak".

The three of them were taken aback, Gong Ren walked in, and Li Si and Zhang San also followed. Gong Ren found some masks and skins hanging on the walls, and some eyebrows, hair, beards, and other things on the small table. Gong Ren looked at it, those masks are really for everyone, there are also old people, there are children, there are also men, there are also women, all of them have clear textures, bright hair, and the skins, both men and women, also have their own characteristics, even men's ** and women's ** are also very clear. Li Si suddenly hugged a pair of skins and shouted: "I found you, I found you." ”

Gong Ren was also a little strange about Li Si's words, and asked, "What did you find?" ”

Li Si said: "That day at the fair, there was a young and beautiful woman fighting snakes with me, and I wondered in my heart, where did such a beautiful woman appear, and she actually fought snakes with me, but I didn't expect that she was hiding here, it turned out to be this woman." He shook the leather bag in his hand.

Gongren scolded: "I can't complain about Liu peeling, peeling, peeling, he peeled off the human skin, dried and maintained it, it turned out to be doing these things!" If the common people knew about the evil things he had done, they would not have stripped off his skin, and if the great dragon head caught him, they would have to take off his skin! Let's hurry back and discuss with the big dragon head to get rid of this evil as soon as possible, so as to eliminate the harm for the people. ”

Li Si and Zhang San carried those treasures and left, but Gong Ren put these masks and skins together and carried them away. Li Si didn't understand and asked: "I can't finish these gold and silver treasures, why do you have to take these broken things, they stink, and they are disgusting to look at." ”

But Gong Ren said, "These masks and skins are worth more than your treasures." When the time comes, it will have its own use. ”

(To find out what Gong Ren wants these stinky skins to do, and listen to the next breakdown.) Thank you for your strong support, please collect, please comment, please vote, please vote. οΌ‰