The field fell silent for a while, and many people lowered their heads and pondered, groaning in their mouths.

A young man in the seat glanced at Bai Moyu, his eyes flashed, and the corners of his mouth gradually turned up: "Little brother Huang He has a pair, how about Brother Wang?" ”

This man was a little quick, and everyone turned their eyes to him. I saw Huang He shaking his head and reading: "Every inch of gold and jade is lined with beauty." ”

The crowd applauded. Huang He showed his hand in front of everyone, not only complacent. Bai Moyu glanced at him fiercely, not buying it.

Wang Jian had long been interested in Bai Moyu, and although Huang He praised him, he was inevitably frivolous in front of the public, and he didn't like it at the moment, but the Huang brothers were his followers, so he had to put his anger in his heart. Wang Jian glanced at Zheng Liuyi, and said in his heart that this kid doesn't read poetry books, but he dared to come here, just to sprinkle his anger on him and make him make a fool of himself.

So he asked, "Is there anyone else who can get right?" ”

Zheng Liu said wholeheartedly, you guys are about my birds, Lao Tzu just came to join in the fun, look at the beauties, and get to know a few sons by the way.

Besides, the pair is not Lao Tzu's strong point, Lao Tzu's strong point is poetry.

Bai Xiuran saw that Wang Jian's eyes were not good when he looked at Zheng Liuyi, so he hurriedly clasped his fists and said: "The younger brother Xiuran also has a pair, half-mountain and half-water with the village. ”

When everyone heard this, not only was it more in line with the scenery in front of them, but the artistic conception was even higher than Huang He, and they clapped their hands and applauded.

Wang Jian saw that Zheng Liuyi did not fight, it was like a punch on cotton, and there was no way to use it. With a roll of his eyes, he thought about it, and whispered a few words to Huang He with his master, and Huang He nodded with a cheap smile.

I saw Huang He walking in front of Zheng Liuyi, looking at Zheng Liuyi's bun, and said, "I have a couplet, I don't know if Zheng Gongzi can get it?" ”

didn't wait for Zheng Liuyi to answer, and said directly: "The bull's head is happy to give birth to dragon horns." ”

Scolding people is a brute, this is too bullying, right?

Provocation, Chi Guoguo's provocation, according to Zheng Liuyi's temper, I can't wait to fan Huang He aside, but this environment is really not suitable for doing it.

Since you came to participate in the poetry collection, why do you have to be elegant once?

Zheng Liuyi's brain teaser turned and looked at Huang He's grinning appearance, not only did he smile dumbly, but blurted out: "How can a dog's mouth ever come out of ivory?" ”

This pair is truly stunning! When everyone heard this, they were all surprised, this kid who dances with knives and sticks all day long, his writing is extraordinary, not only neat and tidy, but also scolded Huang He back, so he praised Zheng Liuyi a little more.

Especially Bai Moyu, he showed a little bit of a fan girl's eyes. I couldn't help but glance at my eldest brother Bai Xiuran, hum, didn't you say that people don't have any ink on their chests?

This kid actually came out? Wang Jian was very unhappy in his heart, his face sank, and he was about to speak, when he saw the "master" get up and say: "Zheng Gongzi is a good learner, admire, admire." ”

"Awards, awards," Zheng Liuyi responded lightly, and when he took a look, he saw that this person was dressed as a Confucian scholar, with a thin figure and a sharp beak and monkey cheeks, which was not a good thing at first glance.

Wang Jian's dog legs, Lao Tzu is too lazy to pay attention to you.

"Master" continued: "Xiaosheng Lai Sixian still has a couple, I wonder if Zheng Gongzi can make a couplet?" ”

Who did Lao Tzu offend? has become the finger of Qianfu, Lao Tzu is not handsome enough to be hated, right?

It seems that Wang Jian, this kid, is still obsessed with himself, this kind of villain must be guarded against.

At this point, I can only fight, Zheng Liuyi responded: "Please!" ”

Lai Sixian saw seven ducks swimming on the water, thought for a while, and said, "Seven ducks floating in the pond, count three pairs of one." ”

Zheng Liuyi sweated, the numbers implied in the upper and lower half sentences were equal, which was quite difficult, and I was afraid that I would make a fool of myself this time. This old boy has a lewd face, but he has a bit of talent.

Just as he was hesitating, he saw a big fish jumping out of the water on the water, Zheng Liuyi immediately laughed and said, "What's so difficult about this?" The ruler fish jumped into the water and measured nine inches and tens. ”

Lai Sixian's face changed, this kid is not as unbearable as Wang Jian said, I'm afraid it's not easy to deal with.

In a hurry, he said, "Two apes cut down trees, see how the little monkey saws?" ”

As soon as he heard this couplet, Zheng Liuyi almost laughed out loud, you are like a monkey yourself, and you want to laugh at others to see how others say the next sentence.

Zheng Liuyi looked at the clear Huanhua Creek, and had an idea, there is!

Lao Tzu is lucky today, it's really like a divine help!

Then he read aloud: "A pig crosses the river, look at how the old beast gives birth to kicks!" ”

This time the salute was clean and beautiful, and the scolding was even more direct.

How could Lai Sixian lose face in front of his master, and saw Zheng Liuyi wearing a green shirt, so he held back his anger and made another couplet: "The toad in the well wears a green jacket." ”

Zheng Liuyi saw that this "master" was wearing a dark red shirt.

What a coincidence, God is absolute!

So he replied, "The crab in the pot is wearing a red robe." ”

Hearing this, everyone couldn't hold back their laughter anymore, the Ma brothers applauded, and the Bai brothers and sisters cast approving glances.

Even Huang He, who had been defeated for a while just now, felt secretly comfortable in his heart, as if to say, it's not that Lao Tzu can't do it, it's that this kid is too strong, isn't your master also falling behind everywhere?

Yi Zifeng saw that Lai Sixian was not Zheng Yuanyi's opponent, so he hurriedly played a round: "The pair is just a warm-up for everyone, how about let's play poetry solitaire?" ”

If you don't write poetry well, what kind of dragon will you catch? Isn't this looking for Lao Tzu's weakness? You can copy poems casually, how to copy Solitaire!

Zheng Liuyi was speechless for a while.

"Brother Zifeng's words are very good, so please ask Brother Zifeng to start up." Wang Jian happened to get off the donkey down the slope.

Zheng Liuyi is not stupid, after this time, he saw that the Yi brothers and sisters, the Huang brothers and Wang Jian had already colluded, and these people were trying to make a fool of themselves in front of everyone.

Yi Zifeng said: "Brother is not talented, let's borrow Han Gaozu's wind song to start - the wind is blowing and the clouds are flying." ”

Wang Jian thought for a while, and then continued: "The general sits firmly in the Chinese military tent. ”

"The dust rises from the city." Yi Shanjing hurriedly picked it up and looked at Wang Jian with a smile, her eyes full of admiration.

This pair of dog men and women, singing and harmonizing, are quite good at touting each other.

"Cannon blasting!" Zheng Liuyi blurted out in anger.

Hey, it's a coincidence, it just rhymes.

As soon as these words came out, Bai Moyu covered his mouth, Bai Xiuran was surprised, the Ma brothers smirked heartlessly, Yi Zifeng was stunned, and Wang Jian was angry.

Alas, these three don't know that the general's bad poems have been read too much, and they are guilty of sin. Although this poem is really unorthodox, Zheng Liuyi still feels very enjoyable in his heart.

Seeing that Wang Jian was angry, Bai Xiuran was afraid that something would happen, so he hugged his fists and said: "Brothers and sisters, everyone is a scholar, and I naturally know in my heart that this kind of solitaire poem will definitely not make any good poems." ”

Bai Xiuran is quite talented, and his character is not bad, and he is quite influential among the sons of various families, and everyone nodded when they heard this.

Only when Wang Jian and others were not kind and insisted on humiliating Zheng Liuyi would they give up.