Tanaka Cao glanced at Gong Ren with great contempt and said, "They all say that I am stupid, but in fact, you are more stupid than me." Is this official family not governed, tell me, is there a good person in this official family? If a good person had become an official, he would have been squeezed out long ago. It is precisely because each of them is worse than the other that there are more and more beggars in the world. Look at the rich man, you see, who can become a rich man who expects to work hard with his brain, no one has no foreign wealth and no wealth, and the horse has no night grass and no fat, and it is they who have taken our money and made us beggars. It is better to explain that it is precisely those of us who do not steal, do not steal, do not rob, and are honest and do our duty, that we have become beggars, and those who have done evil and taken advantage of others have become bad people. If you save a bad person, you may starve ten beggars to death! ”

Gong Ren was secretly surprised in his heart, although Tanaka Cao was a madman, but what he said was ten times wiser than the smart people who lived in the world. Gong Ren said again: "Won't you be a little flexible, save this rich man, get this silver, and then heal the poor?" ”

Tanaka grass said indignantly: "Then I am not Tanaka grass." ”

The old beggar laughed and said to the young man, "It's not my national teacher in the middle of the clouds, he will never break the rules for your little money." Young man, take your money, and go back! ”

The young man had no choice but to take his money and go home. Xiao Qingying was simple-hearted and straightforward, watching the bag of silver being taken away by the young man, pointing to the bag of silver and whispering to the old beggar: "Grandpa King, you steal here and there, why don't you want the silver in your hand?" ”

The old beggar laughed again, pulled Xiao Qingying's head, and said, "Little ghost, don't you know that I also have three rules, that is, the poor don't steal, the sick don't steal, and the unlucky don't steal." His father is sick and sick, so how can I steal his money? ”

Gong Ren thought to himself, this old beggar is still a righteous thief, and there are so many rules broken. I wanted to treat him in the same way as a man, and then I would see how he answered, so I asked: "The grass in the field is a good person and a bad person, and we will not steal, touch or rob one by one." I would like to ask, if the king steals, I don't know if you are a good man or a bad person? ”

The old beggar laughed and said, "It's ridiculous to ask me such a simple question!" It is because the rich people took our things that they became rich, and it was only right that I took them from their hands. Besides, they took these things not for anyone, but for the sake of feeding and healing the people of the beggar's country. What is wrong with accumulating virtue and doing good deeds? ”

Gong Ren thought to himself, this is really the logic of thieves!

Xiao Qingying tugged at the old beggar's arm and said, "Grandpa King, since what you said should be taken, then you can teach me how to take it, right?" The old beggar was happy, stroked Xiao Qingying's head and said, "I have long sworn not to accept apprentices, but today, when I meet you kid and clever, I will make an exception and accept you as a closed disciple!" But you have to ask your own father, if he doesn't agree, I can't help it. ”

Gong Ren was taken aback when he heard this, and hurriedly went up to grab Xiao Qingying and said: "If you don't go to the right path in the world, why do you like crooked ways, you can't learn this, and you can't learn this." Tang Qingying coaxed Gongren like a little adult and said: "As long as we learn to take, we have food when we are hungry and clothes when we are cold, is there anything wrong with it?" Gong Ren was even more angry and went up to beat Xiao Qingying, but Xiao Qingying cleverly hid behind the old beggar. Gong Ren was in a hurry, his eyes were dazzled, and he almost fell.

The old beggar smiled and said: "People are iron, rice is steel, if you don't eat a meal, you are hungry and panicked, it seems that you haven't eaten for a long time." Come, come, come, eat some mats first. As he spoke, he handed over a chicken leg. Gong Ren couldn't take care of it much at this time, so he hurriedly took the chicken leg, took two bites, and gnawed until only the chicken bones remained. The old beggar laughed at Gong Ren and said, "I took this chicken leg outside, don't you eat it very deliciously!" ”

Although Gong Ren was a little embarrassed, he still swept away the stolen food. After eating and drinking, and having the spirit, he said to the king of Yunzhongyu: "Respect the intelligent king, after listening to your words, I am really much smarter than that Zai Yan'er, if the emperor of the Qing Dynasty changed you, it would never be the way it is now." ”

Yun Zhongyou waved his hand at Gongren and said, "You don't have to give me a set of sycophants, if you have something to say, let go of a fart quickly, I will sleep when it is late, sleepy." ”

Gong Ren said: "10 days ago, the beggar country arrested Li Xian and the red lady, saying that they had a private tryst without the right cards, violating the law of the beggar country, and should be punished with a heavy sentence. ”

Yun Zhongyou used his black nails to pick the shredded meat between his teeth and said, "This matter, the black pot head has already reported it to me, and they handled it quite right!" Could it be that you still have any crooked opinions? ”

Gong Ren said: "Well, these are two lives, please be merciful to your subordinates, king." Isn't it just that you didn't play the right cards, and that's not a big mistake. You went out on a trip, after a lot of events, didn't you see that the foreign students of the Qing Dynasty also paid attention to free love, and you treated the two of them lightly, didn't it also seem that you were magnanimous and treated people with virtue? ”

Yun Zhongyou hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't compliment me, don't compliment me, I'm not fooled by you." In the Great Qing Kingdom, this may be a small matter, but in our beggar's country, it may be a big thing. As soon as this bad mouth is opened, it will be repaid, won't we mess up? What will be the sanctity of our laws in the future? Therefore, Li Xian and the Red Lady can't be released yet, in order to set an example, the date of execution is coming today, however, the black pot head also said that as long as you solve the problem of eating for our beggar country, this Li Xian and the Red Lady can still be forgiven. The 10-day deadline has arrived, I wonder if you have solved it? ”

Gong Ren said: "I have found a solution, and I just want to report to you?" ”

As soon as they heard that Gong Ren could solve the problem of eating all beggars, almost all the beggars stared at Gong Ren and watched Gong Ren. Xiao Qingying was not convinced by the anger of the public, and said with a sneer: "I'm so good to brag, my father can brag better than me!" ”

Gong Ren said unhurriedly: "Through this period of investigation, I found that there are three major problems in the beggar country. One is that there are too many children, this child can't be born so messily, one less child can save 2 rice balls, if a woman is only allowed to have 3 children, then how many rice balls have to be saved. ”

Yun Zhongyou hurriedly said: "Stop, stop, this matter of giving birth to a child, not to mention in the beggar country, it can't be solved in the Great Qing Kingdom!" They all have big bellies, can I not call them raw? ”

"I don't want them to have children, I have a way." Gong Ren said.

"Oh...... Then you have become a god, tell me about it? Tell me about it? "Not only are you curious, but almost all the beggars are curious.

Gong Ren took out a broken balloon skin from his pocket and said, "This is what I picked up at the entrance of the big hotel in Hankou, it is a balloon released by foreigners, I wondered, if this is the case," Gong Ren put the balloon skin on his right hand and wrapped it around the thumb of his left hand, and then wrapped it under a rubber band and said, "This is allowed!" ”

Most of the beggars didn't understand what was going on, and whispered underneath. "You can't have a child just because of a broken balloon skin, who believes it." "It's strange how you can't have children if you tie a balloon skin on your finger." "I didn't understand, I didn't understand, maybe I had too little ink."

"Oh...... You're so talented. Tanaka Cao shouted, "I, a medical student, have long been thinking about how not to make a woman pregnant, and I have made a lot of Chinese herbal medicines, but it doesn't matter, or there are a lot of children, your trick, call me to open my mouth, it's too amazing, it's too amazing, it's too bad, you don't have to go off the rails, just take the right path, directly hinder the operation of sperm, it's too amazing, it's too amazing." ”

The highest doctor in the kingdom of beggars spoke, and the support of experts directly influenced the king's decision-making.

"That's good, if you have dates or not, you will hit a pole, and this one will be passed, and the black pot head will be asked to do this." "What about the second question?" ”

Gong Ren said: "The second problem is monogamy, and you can't get married within five suits. ”

"What's the benefit?" Ask in the clouds.

"Didn't you see that?" Gong Ren said, "It's not okay to have too many fathers, it's irresponsible, and the burden on the mother to raise the child alone is too heavy." The most important thing is that if you don't pay attention, close relatives get married, and the children are either stupid or stupid, so that the people of our beggar country are getting weaker and weaker, and more and more unhealthy. ”

"It's a good idea." Tanaka grass supported again.

Yun Zhongzhong has been traveling outside for many days, and has also seen some new things in the outside world, and also expressed support for this article: "I personally agree with this article. However, I have to ask my subjects for their opinions, and if they don't agree, I can't do anything. And what about the third one? ”

Gong Ren said: "This is also the most important one, why do some people work and don't work, that is, because of public ownership, anyway, the money earned is the state, and they don't work and have food, so everyone is not motivated." Later, the big canteen was removed, and each family earned their own food, and encouraged to go out to work, and the money earned by working was their own, and the state just took a little tax. Some countries such as the United States, France, England and others have such a system, why can't we implement it? ”

Yun Zhongyou and Tanaka Cao have been wandering around outside for a few days, and they have heard some things about the legends outside, but they don't dare to say anything about such a big thing, and they have to listen to everyone's opinions. Yun Zhong lobbied: "You said that this matter is too big, let everyone discuss it, right?" Tanaka Kusa also said: "Then the nature of the beggars' country will be completely changed, and if private ownership is implemented, I am afraid that our country will soon be dissolved." However, everyone can live a good life and have something to eat, which is also a good thing, so let's discuss everyone's affairs! ”

"Then whether Li Xian and the red lady can let it go?" Gong Ren asked.

"Let's observe that your three methods don't work, if they are spiritual, then Li Xian and the Red Lady will not be guilty, if they don't work, what should they do or what should they do." After all, it was his final word.

The beggars debated for a long time about the question of public or private ownership, and at last they started to do so, but of course the matter had to be put aside for now. Monogamy is not easy to do, men are used to it, and they can't change it for a while, and women are used to being lazy, and they don't want to compete so hard.

He tied a balloon skin to his left thumb and demonstrated it to those young women and young men in public, and one person also sent a balloon skin, so that the black pot head felt that it still couldn't arouse their enough attention, so he was in front, let the young woman and the young man in the back, and each person also tied a balloon skin on the thumb of his left hand, and swaggered through the market with his fingers, which was considered to have done enough publicity, and everyone in the beggar country knew about it.

However, it doesn't matter how the child should be born or how to give birth, and someone reported this matter to Yunzhongyou, saying that it was purely made up. Of course, that's another story.

Now another big event has happened, it is simply a major event related to the life and death of the beggar country, and I can't take care of my life, who is still worried about Li Xian and the Red Lady, so Li Xian and the Red Lady have been breathing for a few days.

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