Zhao Shu fell asleep and woke up feeling in good spirits, but he was a little lazy and didn't want to move.

He drank a cup of hot tea and felt better, so he asked, "Is Shen Anke here?" ”

Chen Zhongheng asked, came back and said, "I said that I quarreled with people outside the palace gate...... He brought something in, and the people wouldn't allow it, so they quarreled. ”

"Let him come."

Zhao Shu said very dissatisfied: "Rich is rich, what can you do with so much ambergris?" What else is burning...... Is this a loss of heart and madness? ”

"There was only Emperor Yang of Sui who burned things like this."

Emperor Yang of Sui made a lot of spices, piled them up, and then lit them, the taste was ......

Zhao Shu naturally wouldn't open this kind of large-scale spice body, and he didn't like others to do it.

So Shen An is a taboo.

"And that's ambergris!"

He sighed: "The dragon has infinite changes, the head is not the end, the only thing left is ambergris, but you can't ask for it......"

Zhao Ji didn't think that the emperor was a dragon, otherwise he would be able to turn ambergris into ambergris by drooling.

But Chen Zhongheng is different, and he is convinced of it.

This is the dragon!

A certain person can actually wait for the dragon, and this good opportunity is boundless.

Later, Shen An came, and Zhao Shu said lightly: "Why do you want to buy so much ambergris?" ”

"It's the king who wants to buy it."

Shen An's words made Zhao Shu stunned for a moment, and then suddenly turned his face away.

His condition has just been relieved, and it is the time when he is vulnerable, so when he heard this, he felt that his son had really grown up and knew that he was considerate of him as a father.

"Let people go, reward the prince's ......"

Shen An's words were half-true, he bought those ambergris incense in addition to his own curiosity, and gave a lot of them to Zhao Shu, so that he could transfer them to Zhao Shu again, so that he could complete a roundabout purchase process.

Ay! Is it interesting to be an emperor but not free, and even to buy a spice has to change hands several times?

Shen An felt that his life was much more comfortable than the emperor's, so he looked at Zhao Shu with some pity in his eyes.

"Official, this ambergris incense...... It's not a dragon's saliva! ”

Zhao Ji said that he was worried about his father, and what he was most worried about was that he regarded himself as a dragon.

Shen An thought so, so after some planning, he entered the palace.

Zhao Shu glanced at him and said, "You are still young, you don't understand!" ”

That's a dragon!

The ethereal dragon roams above the nine heavens, how enviable.

"The dragon is above the nine heavens, and I am below the nine heavens, when will I see it?"

Zhao Shu said with great regret: "If I can see it, I will go and see what the dragon is like......

The more he spoke, the more excited he became, "There should be a difference between real dragons and fake dragons in the world, I am a real dragon, and Li Rizun must be a fake dragon...... Li Liangzuo is not even a snake......"

Nima, is this going crazy?

Shen An felt that something was wrong, and quickly interrupted: "Official, there is no dragon!" ”

Belch!

Zhao Shu and Chen Zhongheng looked at Shen An together, with anger in their eyes.

"No dragons?" Zhao Shu waved his hand and said, "You can go." ”

He was still intoxicated by the idea that he was a dragon.

If I am not a dragon, then why is it that only ambergris can relieve my condition?

This is the only chance that a real dragon can have!

"Official ......"

Shen An took out the black-brown ambergris and said, "This is the earliest ambergris, the taste is extremely unpleasant, and it is a little ...... The rancid smell and the fishy smell of the sea......"

Zhao Shu was stunned, "This is ambergris?" ”

Isn't ambergris white?

Shen An said: "This is the earliest ambergris, if it is soaked in seawater for decades, it will turn white, and the taste will be extremely pure......

"Sea water immersion?"

"Yes." Shen An said: "The so-called ambergris is actually a kind of ...... There are giant whales in the sea, they are huge, and they eat very heroically, and they suck everything into their mouths with one mouth...... The fish can melt naturally, but some things are extremely hard and cannot be digested, so they stay in the intestines, stimulate the intestines, and finally secrete something to wrap around these things, or spit it out......"

This is in line with ambergris, which means drooling or vomit.

Vomit!

The Song people all think that ambergris may be the vomit of the dragon, which shows that it is not ignorant, but Zhao Shu is sick, and after entering the generation, he feels that he has become a dragon.

"There are also ...... Pull it out. ”

it, is this ambergris or poop?

The official family actually sniffed the dragon's feces and was intoxicated...... This one......

Chen Zhongheng was squeezing Shen An's eyebrows and making eyes, signaling him to stop quickly, so as not to be unlucky.

"Get out!"

Zhao Shu was really angry, got up and shouted, "Get out!" ”

Belch!

Shen Anwu didn't give up, and said: "Official, when that thing first came out, it smelled bad, and it had to be soaked in seawater for decades or hundreds of years before it turned white, and the fishermen were willing to salvage it and sell it for money, I don't believe you can find someone to ask......

"Phew!"

The teacup shattered, and Zhao Shu's face turned pale.

Well, brother is gone.

Shen An hurriedly retreated, and ran away as soon as he slipped away.

Later, when the Zaifu learned the news, they all looked at each other.

"This Shen An is really bold! After the old man looked at Bao Xiang, I was afraid that it would be him. ”

Zeng Gongliang's words did not make Bao Zheng happy, he got up and said, "We should go and ask." ”

Han Qi was ready, and everyone went to see Zhao Shu together.

Later, when the monarchs and ministers met, Zhao Shu said Shen An's words, and finally said angrily: "What do you say about pulling it out, is this to disgust?" If it weren't for his great merit, I would have cleaned him up today. ”

When Han Qi heard this, he felt that he also had a piece of ambergris at home, which was occasionally ground to match the incense, and then burned, the smell was ...... Really!

But according to Shen An, this ambergris is the vomit and excrement of a giant whale, or is it produced by eating something that cannot be digested, just like a human ......

Ouyang Xiu suddenly said, "This is not digested...... Your Majesty, the minister has a bad stomach for a while, what to eat and what to pull, especially to eat bean sprouts, a pull is a ...... I didn't see any packages! ”

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Zeng Gongliang coughed violently, Han Qi looked blank, and Zhao Shu was dumbfounded.

I'm angry, but your example of comfort isn't appropriate, right?

What to eat, what to pull, who do you want to disgust?

Ouyang Xiu also felt that what he said was a little disgusting, so he smiled dryly: "As for vomiting, the minister knows that occasionally he drinks too much and vomits, and those foods are wrapped in mucus......"

"Alright."

Zhao Shu's face turned pale, and he felt that his lunch could be saved.

This Ouyang Xiu, why is he so unparticular about talking? Is it because I drank too much?

Chen Zhongheng walked over, pretending to go to the palace gate, sniffed when he passed by Ouyang Xiu, and then nodded, indicating that Old Ouyang was indeed drinking.

This old thing!

Han Qi said, "Your Majesty, why don't you go and ask a few old fishermen?" Or the soldiers of the navy, some of them are left behind, and they can also ask. ”

Zhao Shu nodded, he also wanted to know where this ambergris came from.

The Imperial City Division was dispatched, and Zhang Banian personally supervised it, and quickly got a few old fishermen and old sailors into the palace.

"Most of these fishermen are useless and have never been out to sea. On the usefulness of the water army. Zhao Ji didn't go to the discussion, but he was paying attention.

The fishermen were intercepted, and they were all a little unwilling, saying that they wanted to see the official family, and then the Imperial City Division sent the usual money and sent them all away.

Several sergeants of the navy entered the main hall and saluted tremblingly.

"Do you know ambergris?"

Han Qi asked on his behalf.

These are the ones who know ambergris, so they were brought.

"Yes."

"Do you know how ambergris came from? Reward for knowing! ”

In these years, you have to be tempted to do anything, either to be promoted or to get rich, otherwise no one will take care of you.

"The villain knows."

A sergeant said: "When the villain was going to sea, there was a comrade who was born as a fisherman, and he said that his family had picked up ambergris on the sea back then, and it was a big piece...... It was only later that it was discovered, and it was ...... In the end, his father died too......"

This is a sad story, but what Han Qi wants is the origin of ambergris, he coughed dryly, and said: "I know the origin of ambergris, don't talk about this." ”

"The villain knows."

A sergeant said: "When the villain went to sea, he once encountered a giant whale that died, and some fishermen cut open its belly on the side, saying that there was ambergris, and the villain thought that the giant whale was a dragon, but the fishermen said that it was a giant whale, and as for the dragon, it was just those natives who did not know it." They had never seen anything of this magnitude, so they were scared and called it a dragon. ”

Nima!

Co-author: We are all uninformed natives?

Fuck it!

The monarch and the ministers were a little embarrassed, and the sergeant continued: "Later, we helped together to dissect the giant whale, it was so fat, it was all fat, and then it was cut all the way down, and it was meat...... This giant whale eats cuttlefish, and when you cut it open, you can see a big cuttlefish with some bones or something...... Didn't melt ......"

Zhao Shu's body slackened a little, feeling very empty.

"There is ambergris in the intestines, but the black paint is black, and it stinks, we didn't believe it was ambergris at the time, but the fisherman said that this is it, he took these stinky ambergris at the moment, and he was going to soak it on the seashore that only his own family knows, and after a few decades, the descendants will go to take it again, and the ambergris will turn white at that time......"

Zhao Shu sighed and said, "I know. ”

It turned out to be something in the intestines of a giant whale, Shen An was not wrong?

Han Qi said: "Your Majesty, the Miscellaneous Society teaches many lessons that are difficult for others to understand, and this is probably one of them. When those people walked in all directions, there must have been people who saw such giant whales and their ...... Pull the scene, otherwise how would you know? ”

Zhao Shu's cheeks twitched, thinking to himself, don't say anything about pulling it out?

When the sergeant saw that Zhao Shu was kind, he boldly said: "The villain feels that His Majesty is wise!" ”

Zhao Shu heard a lot of words to praise the saints, most of them were courtiers, but he had never heard of the sycophants of such sergeants, and when he saw that this sergeant was sincere, his heart moved, and he said, "Why? ”

The sergeant said, "That ambergris is the of the giant whale, and those rich people bought it and burned it with great value...... I thought it was ambergris, and I thought it was funny. ”

Belch!

"Your Majesty refuses to buy it, which shows that he knows that such things are not good, which is really wise."

The sergeant's sycophants were very straightforward, and Zhao Shu's face was slightly red, and he looked like he was being photographed and enjoyed it very much.

But the king's heart is scolding and fucking up.

We actually think the pulled by the whale is a treasure......

The people who serve here must obey the rules, otherwise they will be cleaned up, but at this moment, several attendants couldn't hold back any longer, they all lowered their heads, and their bodies trembled......

I can't help it!

Zhao Shu returned to the harem, and said happily: "Da Lang sent a lot of ambergris, the official family, don't worry about it in the future." ”

Zhao Shu smiled dryly: "Yes! ”

"Da Lang is really a good boy who is filial, official, since there are so many, will I give you some every day in the future?"

Zhao Shu hesitated.

Do you want to keep smelling the stool of this giant whale?

It's very tangled!

……

The third is more, good night everyone!