Ordinary courtiers are always trembling in the face of the emperor, and they can talk about it neatly, even if they have a future.

But Su Shi not only spoke sharply, but also was a little sassy.

Zhao Shu felt that he was a talent.

The emperor's favorite thing is to discover talents, simply pull out talents, the more this talent shines, the hotter it is, and future generations will remember their unique vision.

Zhao Shu felt that he had discovered Su Shi, a future celebrity, and he was very complacent.

But in the blink of an eye, Su Shi used his performance to make him speechless.

"It's not worry-free!"

Zhao Shu stood in an open place tangled, looking ahead with his hands down.

There were two little chamberlains in front of them who were playing and laughing, and when they saw Zhao Shu, they were so frightened that they quickly knelt there.

"I'm scary?"

Zhao Shu felt that he was very merciful, and Chen Zhongheng smiled and said, "Your Majesty, your Long Wei ......"

"Where did Long Wei come from? Your word is getting newer and newer. ”

If it were someone else, he might like this kind of sycophant, but Zhao Shu is different, he has questions about this world, so Chen Zhongheng's efforts are in vain.

"My majesty is probably in the palace." Zhao Shu was very sober about this, "After reading this case today, I realized that there are thousands of changes and methods for bribery, and I was thinking about it!" Did you accept it? For example, an ancient painting, a calligraphy, do them a favor, help their family, and give them benefits...... Are there any of these? ”

it!

Chen Zhongheng found that the situation seemed to be a little unpleasant.

Zhao Shu's emotions gradually got out of control.

"They are high-ranking officials, but they are not satisfied, and they are sent all day long, and they are full of ugliness!"

Chen Zhongheng didn't know who Zhao Shu was talking about, but this gesture was not quite right!

The officials seem to have questioned the discipline of their courtiers.

The psychopath is suspicious......

The sound of suona came again, and after Gao Tao heard it, he was surprised: "Why are you unhappy?" Ask. ”

Feiyan went to ask Chen Zhongheng, and came back and said: "The official family heard a bribery case today, and the methods were superb, and the official family felt that the courtiers were afraid of it...... Mostly problematic. ”

Gao Tao sighed: "When the water is clear, there are no fish, how can there be any perfect people in this world?" This was said by the official family before, but now he is disabled, which shows that his condition is repeated. Tell them not to make a noise to the officials. ”

As soon as this problem is committed, Zhao Shu doesn't want to see people, he likes to squat alone, thinking about how to suppress the condition until it gets better.

Chen Zhongheng glanced at Gao Tao and hesitated.

Gao Tao glanced at him, "What...... Is there something you dare not say to me in front of me? ”

Chen Zhongheng is Zhao Shu's side, and it stands to reason that he can't do anything with the queen.

can't stand the closeness of the emperor and queen!

If she angered Gao Tao, she couldn't say that one day she would blow a pillow wind, and a gust of wind would blow Chen Zhongheng to a certain place to dig a pit and farm the land.

Are women so careful?

Chen Zhongheng sneered in his heart and said, "Sage, that ...... Ambergris! ”

Gao Tao patted his head, and there were a few more red marks on his smooth skin, and then said: "I forgot about it, where is the ambergris?" ”

Zhao Shu's condition required ambergris, but this person said it was too expensive, extravagant, and refused to buy it.

But how expensive can ambergris be? Compared to the emperor's body, that bit of money is a thing?

Pedantic!

Gao Tao felt that her husband was really ...... It's too pedantic.

"This case is ambergris, and now the spice is in the hands of the Imperial City Division."

"Take it and burn it for the official."

Gao Tao was very decisive, and Chen Zhongheng immediately went to the Imperial City Division.

Later, Zhao Shu, who was playing suona, felt very relaxed, he sniffed, and when he turned around, he saw his wife and the smoking incense burner.

"Ambergris? How did it come about? ”

Zhao Shu sat down tiredly, he just wanted to sleep at the moment.

"It's the bribe." Gao Tao wanted to say that it was a gift from God, but Zhao Shu mostly didn't believe it, but wanted to say that she was extravagant.

In these years, husband and wife have to take care of his face, otherwise one day people will be old and yellow, what will happen to a new person?

Zhao Shu nodded, "People say that the emperor is a dragon and a son of heaven, I didn't believe it in the past, but now I believe it." ”

Zhao Ji (xu) came, stood outside the door and heard this, and couldn't help but be a little worried.

But if the emperor thinks that he is a god descending to the earth or the reincarnation of a dragon, basically it will not end well.

Brother is a dragon!

Long!

What's that...... Brother will roll, will soar through the clouds......

Such emperors will go crazy, they will feel that they are the only ones in heaven and on earth, and after a long time, people will pump, and they will often do some inexplicable things.

"My condition is repeated, and I can press it by blowing suona, but it can't be relieved after all. Ambergris is different, it's really ambergris......"

I'm a dragon, so of course I have to suck the dragon's saliva......

Zhao Shu licked the corners of his mouth and sucked unconsciously.

Zhao Ji felt a little disgusted, he quietly retreated, and then went out of the palace to find Shen An.

Shen An had already learned the news of Su Shi's prestige, and when he saw him coming, he said: "Zizhan said that he would have a treat later, and if he is not drunk, he will not return, you may come?" ”

"Something." Zhao Shu didn't have the heart to drink now, so he told his father that he was a dragon.

"Ambergris?" Shen An suddenly burst out laughing, very wanton and relaxed.

Zhao Ji's face darkened, and he felt that this guy was not interesting enough.

Don't you say help find a way, and you're still making fun of it there, isn't that the way of friends?

"I remember when I was a kid my dad would have seizures, be restless, and walk around...... Later, when he was tired of walking, he lay down, but his eyes were wide ......"

Shen An stopped laughing and listened quietly.

"At that time, he would have people beat his head and say it was uncomfortable......"

"He looked terrible at the time, with a snort and red eyes...... But he still had his senses, but he was restless and couldn't sleep all night. ”

This symptom is not light, Shen An thought that Zhao Shu's condition for many years could survive without becoming a neurotic, and he felt that this person was really strong.

"Later, when he became a prince, he had fewer and fewer seizures, so I knew that everything going well was the best medicine. But where in this world is everything going well, a little fluctuation can stir up uneasiness......"

Zhao Ji looked very entangled, and Shen An comforted: "This is a disease, the official family has controlled it very well now, and I can't see it at all." ”

Zhao Zhen fell ill in front of the ministers back then, like a madman. Compared with him, Zhao Shu is really much better.

However, this also made Shen An wonder if there was any geneticism in the old Zhao family, otherwise Zhao Zhen had a problem, and Zhao Shu also had a problem.

But soon he was relieved.

It's not a problem, it's pressure.

The profession of emperor ...... Especially the profession of the Great Song Emperor is really tiring.

If you want to be arbitrary, the courtiers will spray you like a dog. If you want to ignore it, they'll spray you like a dog too.

And there are so many internal problems in the Great Song Dynasty that the emperor wants to become a tinker, make up for it here, make up for it there, and get through it.

The greatest pressure comes from the outside.

The Liao people and the Xixia people, in the end, even the special Jiaozhi people came to bully them, this is really too much, right?

In such an environment, the more fragile people naturally can't bear it, and then they have a nervous breakdown.

"Ambergris is very good, but my father said that he was extravagant and refused to buy ......"

Zhao Ji said very melancholy: "My own money, and it's also a thing to cure diseases, what kind of extravagance do you say?" I find this really incomprehensible. ”

This is the generation gap!

However, it is a generation gap that makes Shen An happy.

We'll solve it if we have something, don't be hypocritical.

Zhao Shu is hypocritical, tossing himself. If you want to toss yourself into a great emperor, you have to take care of your body first!

The body is torn and broken, and it is all tossed into a neuropath, not to mention what a great emperor is, the cliff of later generations will say that you are the first neurotic emperor in history.

"Now that ambergris can alleviate the condition of the official family, what do you say? Come! ”

Shen An shouted, and Chen Luo came in outside the door.

"Go, spread the word out, just say that I, Shen, have been very bored lately, and I want to burn ambergris to play, whoever has it, I bought it, and the price is high."

"Wait!" Zhao Ji stopped Chen Luo, "I'm afraid this matter will cause a discussion ...... things."

"Afraid of what?" Shen An waved his hand, and after Chen Luo left, he said: "It's not good for officials to buy ambergris, but there is no such taboo!" As for what ambergris can only be used by the emperor...... It's a joke...... Any idea what this is made of? ”

"Not ambergris?" Zhao Ji knew that Shen An had a lot of strange insights, and his eyes couldn't help but light up.

"Ambergris...... Do dragons drool when they sleep? Shen An's face was disgusted, and so was Zhao Ji.

"The matter...... Later, the palace will definitely ask, and I will talk about it when I enter the palace. ”

Shen An kept a tail and refused to say it, making Zhao Ji scratch his heart and lungs.

……

Shen An, the richest man in the Great Song Dynasty, asked to buy ambergris, the quantity was not limited, the price was rich, and some just went to Yulin Lane.

When everyone learned his reason for buying ambergris, they couldn't help but be shocked.

"Idle and bored?"

"Yes, some people say it's a lot of money."

"Tsk! This luxury makes my generation ashamed! ”

A few wealthy businessmen sighed there, and someone shouted: "Oh no, ambergris is still needed here to make an introduction with incense, if it is bought out by Shen County, what else will this business do?" ”

Everyone was laughing at him, and someone said: "Buying so much ambergris, isn't Shen Xiangong afraid of committing taboos?" ”

He suddenly lowered his voice and said with a mysterious expression: "Ambergris! Let's just buy some of this stuff and occasionally get some to make an introduction and incense...... He Shen County Gong actually bought it as firewood to burn, this ......"

"Someone will definitely sue you!"

"But...... Buy ambergris to burn ...... This is really rich! ”

Brother is rich, but how can he be rich? You have to have a quantitative number.

Shen An didn't give the data, but told the people of Bianliang with a reward that his brother was really rich, and he was willing to spend money.

And this release of the acquisition of ambergris is even more of a bold mess, which makes people envious and jealous...... But there is no hatred, because the gap is too big, just like a god to a mortal, he can't be jealous.

The wealthy businessmen were shocked, let alone ordinary people.

"Shen Xiangong actually wants to buy ambergris to cook?"

"Shen County bought ambergris to be used as firewood, saying that the food was delicious."

"Shen Xiangong is going to buy ambergris to take a bath, saying that the fragrance of his body will not disperse for a hundred years, and he will be immortal after death......"

"Shen Xiangong is building his own coffin, ready to use ambergris."

“……”

Rumor has it that at the speed of light, ambergris merchants squeezed into Yulin Lane.

"This is an ancestral piece of a certain family, look, how real is it?"

"Fake!"

There are people in the Shen family, and they only need to smell it to identify the authenticity and taste, and then give the price.

"What do you call fake?" The man holding the ambergris said angrily: "This is the ancestral heirloom of a certain family, you are ......"

Yao Lian and Chen Luo came out, and the man remembered Shen An's ruthlessness, so he laughed dryly; "I don't know the goods here, so I will naturally go elsewhere and go."

Then came the big acquisition.

"Top-grade, take it."

"Zhongpin, take it."

"You're new, it smells bad, and it's basically wasted."

The man who specially invited the palm of his hand frowned and put down the things in his hand, and the man who delivered the goods sighed: "I know that this thing is too new, they said that they found it at sea, so they fished it up, hey!" That's it, take it back. ”

"Wait."

At this time, Shen An came out, he stopped the man, took this piece of ambergris, and said, "It stinks!" ”

The man nodded, "I don't know why, other people's are fragrant, just this stinks." ”

"Hey! I see you're a sincere person......"

"Yes! Neighbors and neighbors all said that a certain sincere ...... "man looks ......

When Shen An saw it, it turned out to be the appearance of a thief's eyebrows, and he couldn't help but be entangled for a moment, and continued: "Shen can't see honest people suffering the most, hey! That's it, who let someone have money, take it. ”

The palm-eyed man frowned and said, "Shen County Gong, this ...... If it's not worth it, it's waste. ”

This black-brown ambergris doesn't even smell dogs, and the smell of burning is even more indescribable.

The thief-eyed man begged: "Shen County Gong, the villain's family is waiting for this money to buy rice and noodles to continue his life!" ”

Most of these words were false, but Shen An waved his hand and said, "Give him money." ”

It's really nice to not be bad for money!

"Thank you Shen County, thank you Shen County...... Shen County Gong is compassionate, Shen County Gong is stupid...... No, no, no, Shen Xiangong is wise......"

The man felt that he had fooled a fool, and laughed as if he had eaten.

Shen An asked for the piece of ambergris alone, and then someone from the palace came, and Zhao Shu looked for him.

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