Fang Jun's lyrics shocked everyone present, and they were all confused by the talent of this Hou Ye......

Is this a word, a poem, or an article?

The kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot......

Everyone laughed crookedly, and Sun Chengen also panted with laughter.

Fang Jun admired everyone's reaction, and looked at Sun Chengen playfully: "Do you dare to carve a stone stele?" ”

Sun Chengen laughed: "Master Hou, if you dare, you will dare to go down to the official!" ”

Fang Jun also laughed: "Ben Hou doesn't dare!" ”

Just kidding, if this kind of drama and abuse is carved on a stone stele, wouldn't it leave a laughing stock for thousands of years?

The atmosphere was relaxed, several people laughed and talked for a while, and there were several butchers in the county, all of whom were in the prime of life with big shoulders and round waists, and they were all among the best in killing pigs and sheep. But when I saw this hill-like whale, I was so shocked that my jaw almost dropped.

Several people held the knife and gestured for a long time, all of them looked confused.

There are no bone seams, no joints, where do you start?

A few people got together and muttered, and finally their hearts were crossed, they had no experience in dealing with this kind of big fish before, and they were panicked when they looked at it, this thing was the overlord of the sea, and I had only heard the old people talk about it in the past, but who had seen it? But there is a certain aspect of the beast that is different from the ordinary, such as the snake is particularly long, for example, the fox has many tails, for example, the fish is particularly large...... That all means that they are spiritual, they have all cultivated to a certain level, and if they are killed rashly, they will be punished by God!

At this time, people believe in this the most, who dares to easily divide such a big fish and five horses?

Fang Jun was still wondering, what were these people muttering?

As a result, after a while, several butchers ran to Sun Chengen and knelt down "poof".

"County Zun, you are good, let go of the small one!"

"Yes, County Zun, such a big fish must have a spirit, even if it is dead, you have to choose a feng shui treasure to bury it, and you can't divide the body!"

"We still have a seventy-year-old mother and a three-year-old baby at home, you can't let our whole family die......"

A few butchers wiped their eyes and tears, in a word, they didn't dare to dismantle the whale.

Fang Jun's face was black......

He also knew that people in this era were superstitious, but they rose to the level of heavenly damnation and danger to their lives at every turn, which really made him speechless. How idle is God, staring at you little people all day long?

But these guys didn't dare to attack the whales, and Fang Jun didn't have a problem.

The people around were also gradually frightened, and the gratitude and shock brought by Fang Junsheng's eating of fish and meat just now dissipated somewhat. After all, it is a matter of life and death, in case the punishment really comes, the rich and auspicious life of the Hou Ye can withstand it, and they can withstand these mud legs?

However, in dealing with such a small people, Sun Chengen's experience is obviously much richer than Fang Jun's.

Sun Chengen's black face was gloomy like water, staring at the few butchers who were kowtowing in front of him, and said coldly: "Bold! Disobeying the orders of your own officials, deceiving the people with fallacies, and inciting the people, are you going to rebel? Come on, take these suspects down to the official, put them in prison, and wait for the official to return to the county government to be tried in the court, and he will definitely be punished! ”

A couple of butchers almost scared the pee!

Does this have anything to do with anti-thieves?

Good boy!

One of the fat butchers rolled his eyes, and immediately said angrily: "Xiaomin was confused for a while, and he was almost deceived by these villains!" The county honorifies the heavenly patrol hunting, that is, the ordinary characters descended from the gods, how can he be punished by heaven if he listens to the orders of the county honor? ”

After that, the man jumped up, his fat body was so agile that he trotted in front of the whale, and he didn't care about the head and cheek, and waved the knife in his hand to cut it.

The skin of the whale was cut by a sharp hand knife, revealing the thick fat inside, and with a little more force, it cut into the snow-white and delicate flesh inside. He was quick with his hands and feet, and in a few clicks he cut off a piece of fish.

But anyone who can do the butcher industry for a long time is a slippery person. At this moment, when the other people saw this unhesitating anti-water, they all reacted immediately. This Sun Xianzun is like the king of Dong County, he doesn't listen to his words, and there is a way to clean them up in the future!

Instead of fearing the punishment that will come, let's think about the punishment in front of us......

"How can you speak? Which one has deceived you, it's just nonsense...... What the hell, wait for me......"

"Aha, this kind of big fish and small people have never been seen before, and it is very easy to deal with the knife technique of detoxifying bones and removing meat, they can't do it, let Xiaomin come!"

The last butcher saw that his comrades in the trench had abandoned him, and even got up and ran towards the whale: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding, Sun County...... Xiaomin: Let's cut the fish! ”

Looking at a few extraordinarily active butchers, Fang Jun took a sip angrily.

"Bullying the soft and afraid of the hard things, and the good ones who are kind to Lao Tzu are easy to bully, right? Lack of cleanup! ”

"Haha! Master Hou, you have lived in the court for a long time, and you have never dealt with these slippery people in the township, so you don't know the temperament of these people. You put a smile on their face, and they kick their nose in the face and make you angry. With them, they are honest and obedient. They are all those who have never read a book, and some of them can't even write their own names, so they sign a document or something and draw a fingerprint directly! It's not okay to reason with them, and it's even more impossible to talk to them! You have to scare them. These guys aren't rammers, they haven't studied, but what the hell! ”

Sun Chengen laughed.

Fang Jun was silent.

The so-called Hades is better, but the little ghosts are difficult, and this kind of slippery little people who are in the market to beg for a life are the most difficult to deal with. If you reason with him, they will mess around, is it possible that they can cut off their heads seriously?

can only come to the horizontal, if you don't obey, I'll beat you, don't say anything about the law, I can't write my name, I know the law of a fart?

When the people saw a few butchers eating hard and not soft, they all laughed, and they inevitably made fun of them.

Several butchers had never seen a whale before, let alone decompose flesh and bones. For a while, I was in a hurry, sweating profusely, but the progress was slow. Knowing that one-third of the fish meat was decomposed, he found a little pattern and understood that the ordinary deboning and fleshing knife was not suitable, so they borrowed sharp horizontal knives from the soldiers one after another, first cut off the whale's fins, and then divided them piece by piece.

The golden sunset shines obliquely on the sea, sprinkling thousands of golden scales, gorgeous and beautiful, dazzling flowers.

It is known that in the evening, a third of the whale is still undivided.

Fang Jun ordered someone to collect firewood, built a simple stove, and took an iron chisel to skewer the whale meat, sprinkled it with various spices, and ordered the cook on the ship to roast the fish. I took out a few jars of Fangfu wine from the cabin and had a barbecue meeting.

It's really "Peng's big, you need two barbecue grills"......

The flames licked the skewered fish, and the grease dripped on the bonfire with a "stinging, stinging" sound, and the smell of meat wafted out. The people who were still waiting for the meat to be distributed stood for a day, and they couldn't help but swallow their saliva when they smelled the aroma of meat, and looked enviously at the officials around the bonfire, eating meat and drinking wine.

The fear of "damnation" has long been driven away by hunger. In the face of hunger, all worries are not worth mentioning, and the most important thing is to fill your stomach and survive......

After a little marinating, the barbecued whale meat is indeed delicious, compared to the beef and mutton, Fang Jun and a few people feasted, drank wine, and ate meat, quite a bit of debauchery in the mountains and forests, only a big scale of gold can occupy the mountain as the king......

Fang Jun even called the rotten man over, and coerced and lured him to force him to eat whale meat with a knife. At first, this old Confucian would rather die, and after Liu Renyuan and Xue Rengui opened their mouths and forcibly stuffed a mouthful of whale meat, the old guy looked sad and angry, swallowed the whale meat in his mouth, and cheekily poured another bowl of wine himself......

Fang Jun and the others pointed at the old Ru and laughed, did they really do? The son also wants to set up the archway, whether ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, the reader is the mother of this virtue! Not only is it shameless, but it is also thick-skinned, you can laugh at your own smile, I will eat myself!

At this time, a dilapidated fishing boat was anchored on the beach, and the father and son dropped their anchor, and at first looked at the bustle on the beach, but then each of them carried a large number of scratching things from the cabin and walked ashore in the water. 74

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