Fang Jun is really out of anger!

The common people are about to starve to death, why are you here to read for a few days to confuse the people and stir up nonsense, is it that if you can eat enough as a scholar, you can't see that the people in the whole world have enough to eat, so as to show your status as a scholar?

Fang Jun didn't say a word, turned around and snatched a horizontal knife from the hands of the soldiers behind him, walked straight to the shallow sea water to the whale, waved the knife to rip off a piece of fish meat, returned to the rotten confucian, and just stuffed this piece of white raw fish meat into his mouth, chewing it creakingly.

Everyone was frightened by Fang Jun's actions......

Fang Junqiang endured the nausea and chewed the fishy raw fish meat a few times, stared at the rotten and said sharply: "Lao Tzu worked hard to kill this whale, just to tell the people here that the sea is rich and abundant, as long as you are willing to exert your strength, you can eat anything!" Lao Tzu has eaten the meat of the sea god now, and he is waiting for God's punishment here! If the curse doesn't come, Lao Tzu will light the sky lantern for you, an old immortal, today, then you go to pay tribute to the sea god in your mouth! ”

The rotten man was frightened, and as soon as his legs were weak, he knelt down and said with a sluggish expression: "This ...... That one...... this thing, who knows when it will come? ”

Fang Jun smiled cruelly: "In other words, you don't know if the curse will come?" ”

"It's not...... Kill the sea god, and the damnation will come! ”

"When are you coming?"

"I don't know ...... old age"

"I'll you!"

Fang Jun couldn't help it, kicked the rotten man to the ground, and the snowy horizontal knife rested on his neck, glaring at him and saying angrily: "You said that the curse of heaven will come, but I don't know when it will come, it is clearly a strong word, and the gossip confuses the public!" This sea is a gift from God to the local people, and the fish and shrimp in the sea are the rations to feed the people! Why can't the people eat it? A reader like you is so bad at reading! Do you want to show your status as a scholar and show your erudition? I'll dig out your heart and liver today and see if it's all black! ”

He's so angry!

In this era, the literacy rate was too low, and people yearned for knowledge, so people who read books were born with a high social status. However, some scholars have to rely on themselves to know more than others to improve and maintain their social status, which is obviously a small and unspoken thing.

Mother, whether it is the Four Books and Five Classics you read, or the hundred schools of thought, is it to teach you to fool the world like this, superior to others?

I read the book into the dog's head!

Seeing Fang Jun's hideous face, the rotten man gestured at his chest with the cold and shining knife in his hand, rolled his eyes in fright and fainted, his crotch was drenched, and he was scared to pee......

Sun Chengen was sweating profusely, smiled bitterly, and hurriedly stopped Fang Jun.

"Hou Ye is angry! Hou Ye is angry! This person is the gentleman of the county middle school hall, and he is a bit pedantic, but he treats the county middle school students with all his heart. After all, Rudong County is poor and there are not many scholars, so it is not easy to find another gentleman for the school...... Your Excellency is a lot, spare him. ”

Sun Chengen's face couldn't be left unavoided, so Fang Jun put down the knife in a daze, turned around and shouted to the people at the scene: "Who dares to eat this fish?" Anyway, Ben Hou ate it first just now, even if there is a curse, there is Ben Hou in the way! Ben Hou told you that this whale is a treasure, whale meat is more delicious than beef, whale fat can make candles and pigments, whale skin is soft, the surface is fluffy, with patterns, suitable for making big horn, whale fins can be used to make umbrella surface, bone meal is the best fertilizer for crops......"

This is really not Fang Jun's boasting, whales are all treasures, otherwise why would the little devil risk the world's condemnation and still go his own way to hunt whales?

The economic benefits are too great!

In fact, whales also have the advantage that whale oil does not change its viscosity at high temperatures, so it is used as a lubricant for some precision instruments. It's just that the people here can't understand, so he didn't say it, but in his heart he wondered whether to set up a whaling team to hunt whales.

Not to mention the protection of endangered species, in the face of economic development and social progress, everything is illusory.

As for environmental protection, animal protection and the like, it was pure nonsense in the Tang Dynasty.

If he doesn't have enough to eat, who cares if he is a whale or a tiger or a leopard?

Those so-called developed countries with extremely high national quality that everyone envies, are not the so-called national qualities that have been established on the basis of rich material foundation after plundering the blood and sweat of others?

I relied on plundering to get rich, and I ruined other people's countries to a thousand holes, and then I can bite others with a shy face and a low quality, don't you have a point in your heart?

The people didn't understand anything else, but the phrase "more delicious than beef" was heard. In the Tang Dynasty, it was forbidden for the people to kill cattle, cattle were the most important means of production, and whoever dared to kill cattle, the government would dare to take someone's life! Even if it is a cultivated cattle that dies due to illness or accident, they must go to the government to file for the record, and if they deal with it privately, wait for the whole family to suffer!

Therefore, the deliciousness of beef is only a legend......

Now there is something more delicious than beef, which is too tempting for the half-hungry people, and everything that can fill the stomach is a good thing, let alone such delicious fish? Besides, what is the damnation of God, no one is afraid of a dignified imperial marquis, what are we afraid of a mud-legged common man?

If one person stands up, this thing can't be stopped.

All the common people rushed up and waited for the butcher to arrive, and then dismantled the whale into eight pieces, and then divided the meat.

Sun Chengen admired Fang Jun's eating of raw fish and meat without hesitation, and said with a smile: "Master Hou personally eats raw fish and meat to eliminate the doubts of the people. I have heard that the Hou Ye is quick and quick-witted, so it is better to write a poem to feast on the grand event and leave it for future generations to remember, how about it? ”

Fang Jun hurriedly waved his hand: "Isn't this a boast?" Don't do it! ”

Next to him, Liu Renyuan joked: "How can you say that? Hou Ye led us to fight with the giant fish on the ocean, nine deaths, just so that the people could have a full meal, and maybe there would be one more means of making a living in the future, after all, killing such a big fish is enough for several families to live without worry for a year! This is a great thing, who dares not to give a thumbs up? ”

Yo, this thing has also learned to pat the horse's whiskers?

Fang Jun squinted at him: "Do you really want to make a song?" ”

Liu Renyuan nodded violently: "It should be!" ”

Fang Jun looked at Sun Chengen again: "Do you really want to do it?" ”

Sun Chengen also nodded: "Not only do you want to do it, after you finish it, the lower officials will engrave a stone copy tablet and stand it on this beach for future generations to admire!" ”

"Hey, hey, hey," Fang Junyin laughed twice: "If you don't carve a stone stele, Ben Hou will not be finished with you!" ”

Sun Chengen knew that Fang Jun's writing was brilliant, and immediately said: "There is no lie!" ”

Fang Jun slapped his face: "Listen!" ”

Several people were stunned at the same time, this is a word?

The name of "Poetry Holy Hand" is indeed worthy of its name! I was fortunate enough to see Fang Jun's impromptu poems, as long as the standard was not too bad, it was a proper literary event! Besides, where are the defective poems and articles written by Fang Jun?

Everyone looked at each other in adoration and eagerly awaited.

Fang Jun crossed his waist with one hand and pointed to the whale with the other: "There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun ......."

Everyone was stunned.

I want you to compose poems and lyrics, brother, why are you reciting "Getaway"?

Then the next sentence, everyone was dumbfounded.

"There is a fish in the North Underworld, and its name is Kun...... The kun is so big that it can't be stewed in one pot; Turned into a bird, its name is Peng, Peng's big, it needs two barbecue grills. one polysaccharide, one slightly spicy; Come to a bottle of snowflakes, let's brave the end of the world! ”

……

There was only the sound of the waves in the distance, and the whispers of people talking about whales in the distance......

And the few people around Fang Jun were silent.

Nima ......

What the hell is this?

"Poof...... Hahaha! ”

Liu Renyuan was the first to stand it and laughed wildly.

Xue Rengui and Xi Junmai had already squatted on the ground holding their stomachs, unable to straighten their waists.

Liu Renliang shook his head and smiled, this Hou Ye, just don't take the usual path......

Sun Chengen opened his mouth wide and could stuff a duck egg.

Only Fang Jun sighed, a little regretful.

After all, people in this era don't know the stalk of "come to a bottle of snowflakes, let us brave the end of the world", which is a fly in the ointment.

Fang Jun patted Sun Chengen's shoulder with a look of anticipation: "Sun County Order, how is it?" ”

Sun Chengen came back to his senses and looked at Fang Jun with a wry smile.

If this is a stone stele, do you want to become a laughing stock or something?

Even if you wanted to, I wouldn't dare...... 10