Chapter 209: Pit talents are the most interesting
Yang Shaofeng was suddenly confused.
When he first crossed over to the Ming Dynasty, Yang Shaofeng thought about tossing, anyway, his background was hard enough, as long as he didn't rebel, he could toss as much as he wanted.
In the same way, he is the same as the imperial grandson Zhu Zhanji, Man Daming is the only one, but Zhu Laosi is not angry, Zhu Gaochi is not a serious thing, Zhu Zhanji is still happy.
But after really tossing it, tossing the border city, tossing the new capital, tossing the Tatars and Warats and starting to toss the Wa State again, Yang Shaofeng didn't know what he should do.
If it is said that the Ming Dynasty is to be transformed, then Zhu Laosi has now begun to toss, completely abolishing the people's tax and collecting commercial taxes instead, if nothing else, the Ming Dynasty's treasury will not exist one day when there is no money.
What made Yang Shaofeng even more confused was that the Ministry of Industry of the Ming Dynasty dared to think about it, the Ministry of Household of the Ming Dynasty dared to approve it, and then the local officials of the Ming Dynasty dared to do it, and the Ministry of Industry felt that it was a good thing to build bridges, pave roads, build new cities and other messy things, and then the Ministry of Household really approved the money, and the local officials really began to do it.
If these guys are really allowed to toss, it is estimated that in the next few decades, Daming should prepare a plan to connect villages with roads.
So Yang Shaofeng found out with a confused face that he didn't know what to do.
Not to mention the Tatars and Warats and Duoyan Sanwei, these families are now extremely well-behaved, and the leaders of all the ministries are trying to come to Shuntianfu to settle down.
Don't mention the Wa Kingdom, Xia Lao needs the silver of Ishimi Yinshan, Wuzhong needs the laborers of the Wa State, and the household department and the Ministry of Industry are added together, which is basically doomed to the fate of the Wa State.
In the same way, Cochin and Myanmar have the same fate, and there is no surprise at all.
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Lin Tang looked at Yang Shaofeng's long sigh, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Is there anything unhappy about Xianggong?" ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "I don't know either. ”
Seeing Lin Tang's eyes flashing and his face full of curiosity, Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but sigh and said, "I don't know what I should pursue in my life." High-ranking officials? Wealthy? A beautiful wife and a beautiful concubine? ”
Lin Tang snorted and laughed, and after laughing for a long time, he said, "What do you say about having a lot of money?" The Zhuang households on our Zhuangzi are all about to make a fortune, not to mention the public?
If you have a beautiful wife and a concubine, the concubine is barely a beautiful wife, and the two little girls Ling'er and Qian'er can also be regarded as beautiful concubines, as long as the husband nods, let them sleep tomorrow night.
As for this high-ranking official, he doesn't seem to care much about Xianggong, so why bother talking about it? ”
Yang Shaofeng sighed and said, "So, I don't know what to do now." In other words, it is hypocritical, living a life that others envy, but he does not want to make progress, and he is not even willing to wait for death. ”
Lin Tang said with a smile: "How many people can't envy it, Xianggong now seems to be a monk who has seen through the red dust?" Why don't you go to the stadium tomorrow to watch the game? The concubine heard that tomorrow is the team match between the Dingguo Mansion and the British Mansion. ”
Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but yawn: "What's so good about their game?" Didn't I teach it all?
If you really want to talk about it, the champion team of our Yang family Zhuangzi and the team of Zhu Erjiu's family are good to play, what kind of kicking people, shoveling legs, it is more interesting than the Dingguo Mansion and the British Mansion. ”
Lin Tang saw that Yang Shaofeng was not interested in football, thought about it and continued: "Otherwise, you will take care of the school in Zhuangzi?" The concubine heard that since this school was built, you haven't taught many classes in the school. ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "I don't want to go." A bunch of bear kids, all naughty and naughty, you let me give them a lecture? What to talk about? How to pit the Japanese country? How to pit cochines? ”
Thinking of the Wa Kingdom and Jiaozhi, Yang Shaofeng suddenly came to his senses again, sat up suddenly, and said: "Speaking of pit people, the bear children in the school are not successful, but my seventy-three students must be fine."
Daughter-in-law, you are so smart, when it starts tomorrow, my husband will teach the seventy-three students and teach them how to pit the Wa Kingdom and Cochin and Burma. ”
Thinking of Myanmar, Yang Shaofeng touched his chin again and said: "There seems to be jade in Myanmar, as long as this thing is fried well, it is estimated that it can be quite valuable."
As long as this thing is valuable, Xia Laoli will definitely not let go of the Burmese side, and then we can sit at home and watch the show. ”
After thinking about it, Yang Shaofeng continued: "Otherwise, let's have a child to play." ”
Mr. Dudji once said that plans never change quickly.
The night before, Yang Shaofeng was still thinking about how to teach his students to pit people, but the next day, Yang Shaofeng changed his mind.
Pit people?
Pit Burma and Cochin plus the Wa Kingdom are all counted together, how many people can be pitted? And it's a one-time deal, and after the pit is over, there will be no next wave to pit it, unless the pit goes abroad.
If you want to get a pit, you have to make a big one, such as elementary school math and equations, and then get out the physics and chemistry that are still in your head.
Then teach the seventy-three students to themselves, and then pick a few who are good at learning, and let them go to the Yang family Zhuangzi's school to teach the students, these students are not only the students of the Yang family Zhuangzi, but also those brothers of Zhu Zhanji, including Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Gaochu and Zhu Gaosui's family.
When these children are almost pitted, it is estimated that they should also take the imperial examination, and when they are selected for the lifting of people or jinshi, they can be allowed to go to other schools to cause more trouble.
Isn't it much more interesting to pit a pit for hundreds of years than to pit the Burmese?
Then Yang Shaofeng locked himself in the room and began to retreat on the periodic table, how did the write it? Small hole imaging? Photoelectricity? Substance? Equivalent conversion? What's the mess coming about?
Yang Shaofeng began to sigh that writing a book is really a hair-losing thing, whether it is writing or writing textbooks.
Then Yang Shaofeng felt that he couldn't just lose his hair, but he also had to pull his seventy-three students to lose it together, because they hadn't been exposed to these things, so they lost their hair faster and more?
Even Zhu Zhanji felt stunned and saw Yang Shaofeng committing epilepsy and convulsions, such as when he was in the border city, such as when he was building the capital, but Zhu Zhanji had never seen Yang Shaofeng who was crazy like now.
It's not just a matter of epilepsy, it's a complete abandonment of treatment!
However, Zhu Zhanji could not persuade Yang Shaofeng.
For Yang Shaofeng, he finally found something that he liked to do and was more interesting, how could he be persuaded by Zhu Zhanji in a few words?
Until Zheng He returned from overseas.
In July of the seventeenth year of Yongle, Zheng He finally returned from overseas with a huge fleet, not only with the seeds and various edible creatures that Yang Shaofeng wanted, but also with a few craftsmen who knew how to burn glass, and dozens of Kunlun slaves.
Yang Shaofeng, who finally came out of the study, surrounded a few Kunlun slaves and spun around for a long time, and suddenly said to Zhu Zhanji with eyebrows: "Go back and make arrangements, and clean these Kunlun slaves?" ”
Zhu Zhanji said with a confused face: "What hatred? If you come up directly, you want to clean people? ”
Yang Shaofeng shook his head and said: "You must be clean, these Kunlun slaves are not pure, they will only think with the lower half of their bodies, and they are not ashamed, and they especially like to dry birds." After cutting, their brains can be used to think of other things. ”
After thinking about it, Yang Shaofeng continued: "No, you have to leave a few, pick a few strong ones, set them back, go back and organize a boxing match, and let them go to boxing." ”
"Boxing?" Zhu Zhanji was even more confused, looked at the honest Kunlun slaves in front of him, and said: "These Kunlun slaves don't look like they have kung fu, you let them go to boxing?" ”
Yang Shaofeng gestured a few times in a boxing posture, and then said with a smile: "Yes, boxing." Only fists are allowed, no legs and feet, no joint skills, no teeth, only the upper body is bare, punches are punched, fists to the flesh, stimulating? ”
Thinking about the picture described by Yang Shaofeng, Zhu Zhanji couldn't help but shake his head and said, "It's not exciting, and there's nothing to see." ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "No, you think, two Kunlun slaves who look similar are boxing, do you know which one will win and which one will lose?" Go back to open the handicap, or just like football, let those nobles who have a lot of money and have nowhere to spend bets, the money from the pit, can't more schools be built? ”
Zhu Zhanji shook his head and said, "It's not interesting, I feel that if you want them to fight, it is better to go to the Shaolin Temple to get a few warrior monks who can fight and watch them fight, and you can bet." ”
“……”
Yang Shaofeng, who was speechless, simply said to Zheng He: "Gonggong Zheng will go back and teach these Kunlun slaves to speak human language, or get me an interpreter." ”
Zheng He smiled and said, "There are ready-made translations. However, our family thinks that His Royal Highness is right, watching these Kunlun slaves boxing, it is better to get a few warrior monks or good players in the army to fight, it is good-looking. ”
Yang Shaofeng sighed and said, "What's so good about those bald donkeys boxing? What's so good about those killers in the army boxing? Hit people at every turn, let them punch, it won't work.
However, there is no problem with these Kunlun slaves, as long as they are properly trained, there will basically be no situation of killing people, and even if they appear, it is just a problem that can be solved with a few taels of silver, and there is no need to feel distressed. ”
Zhu Zhanji looked at Yang Shaofeng and said, "The last time you asked those laborers to transport the Dan Majesty Stone, you seem to have said the same thing, right?" It is said that it is to let the big animals rest, and the tired laborers are not distressed. ”
Yang Shaofeng said: "Aren't you talking nonsense? How much does a laborer cost? Five taels of silver! How much is a large animal? The better ones cost dozens of taels of silver, which one is worth it?
Don't talk about those useless, these Kunlun slaves belong to me, and when Zheng Gonggong's translation is in place, we will prepare for the first Ming Boxing Championship. Also, you remember to let Xu Jingchang spread the news and welcome the nobles to place bets. ”
Zhu Zhanji asked with a confused expression: "What about your teaching materials?" Don't write it? ”