On June 15, the 17th year of Yongle, as soon as the sky was brightened, more than 1,500 Japanese invaders came straight to Wangkai under the leadership of Kameda Kojiro.

Kojiro Kameda, who has money and food in his hands and nearly 2,000 Japanese under his hands, has been very inflated recently.

The defenders of Korea were no better than the Ashigaru of the Wa Kingdom, and basically with a charge, these defenders would collapse, and then let the Wako plunder the people.

Kameda Kojiro thinks that the defenders of the Ming Dynasty may not be able to be stronger, otherwise, the Ming army will still use fanfare? If the army of the Ming Dynasty was really as powerful as they boasted, they would have destroyed their own people a long time ago.

The most important thing is that the broken place in North Korea is poor and dogs, the North Korean people are far less rich than the people of the Ming Dynasty, and the North Korean women are also ugly, far less beautiful than the women of the Ming Dynasty.

Therefore, robbing North Korea is far less refreshing than robbing Daming!

After waving his hand and signaling the many Japanese to gather, Kameda Kojiro shouted, "Grain, gold, silver, jewelry, women, all ahead!" Kill all the Ming defenders, these are ours! Come on! ”

The quiet Wanghai Pot Fort seems to prove Kameda Kojiro's speculation from the side - the defenders of the Ming Dynasty are also soft eggs, and they abandoned the city early and fled, and this Wanghai Pot has long been an empty city!

Looking at a group of would-be robbers rushing into the Wanghai Pot Fort like crazy wild boars, Yi Xiao couldn't help but clench the spear in his hand and whispered, "Still waiting?" Why don't you slaughter them now? ”

Liu Jiang glanced at Yi Xiao and laughed in a low voice: "What are you panicking about?" At this time, the Japanese are in full swing, let's cover up and kill them at this time, even if we can kill them all, the brothers will have to suffer a lot of casualties.

Wait, and when the men enter the fort and find that there is nothing, their momentum will be frustrated, and when they find that all the ships left on the shore have been burned, they will panic.

At that time, these would-be pirates were a herd of pigs and sheep, just waiting for the brothers to go over and slaughter them, which was very easy to do. ”

Yi Xiao took out the clairvoyant mirror, glanced at the sea from a distance, and said in a low voice: "It's smoking!" It is estimated that Jiang Long's side has already succeeded! ”

Liu Jiang couldn't help but be a little envious and even jealous of Yi Xiao - the clairvoyant mirror is not unusual, and he also has one in his hand, but in terms of the observation distance, the clairvoyant mirror in his hand is 108,000 miles worse than the one in Yi Xiao's hand.

However, this is also something that cannot be helped, after all, what is in the hands of Yi Xiao is given by Yang Madness, and what is in his hands is issued by the military government, and the two are not comparable at all.

Yi Xiao listened to Liu Jiang's side and didn't react, and turned his head curiously, but found that Liu Jiang was staring at the clairvoyant mirror in his hand with envy, so he couldn't help laughing: "Mr. Liu has taken a fancy to this thing?" ”

Liu Jiang snorted and said, "What's not to look at?" If you really talk about it, he has to call me uncle, will I still rob you of a junior's things? ”

Yi Xiao smiled and stuffed the clairvoyant mirror into Liu Jiang's hand and said, "I've sent you!" It's not worth a lot of money. ”

Liu Jiang was quite embarrassed to take the clairvoyant mirror, and said with a sneer: "The old man just uses it for a few days, and he won't be greedy for your good things, and he will return you when you leave." ”

Yi Xiao smiled and said, "This thing is worthless, really! ”

Liu Jiang said: "Don't comfort me, the value of this thing, the old man knows it very well in his heart, what is not worth it depends on who it is for."

Maybe this thing is not a valuable thing to you Yi Hanlin, but to Qiu Ba like the old man, it is very valuable, and it can even be worth a life. ”

After laughing, Liu Jiang continued: "Okay, don't talk about these haves and don'ts, those wouldn't be able to come out in a while, and it's time to fire the cannon." ”

After finishing speaking, Liu Jiang made a gesture to the soldiers who had been waiting for a long time behind him, and then stood up from the grass nest and shouted with a cruel smile: "Don't leave a living mouth!" Kill! ”

Then Yi Xiao rushed out first, a few points faster than the soldiers around Liu Jiang - he could change his military merits after slaughtering the Japanese Kou, and he would become the kind of scholar who could write and martial arts as the master said!

Liu Jiang looked at Yi Xiao, who suddenly rushed out, and suddenly shouted angrily: "Damn it! All with Lao Tzu! ”

Are today's scholars so cruel? Oh his mother! You are a scholar who runs so fast, how can you turn around and let Lao Tzu who specializes in cutting people?

……

Yang Shaofeng was lying on the recliner, rubbing the head of the second dog boredly, and said, "You say, when did I start to change?" ”

Zhu Zhanji, who was holding a fat son next to him, obviously didn't want to answer Yang Shaofeng, but taught his son to speak.

Seeing that Zhu Zhanji didn't care about himself, Yang Shaofeng continued: "What did I want to do at the beginning? By the way, I want to be a salted fish who eats and waits for death, and hides on the Zhuangzi for the rest of my life and waits for death.

Now that it's good, there are a bunch of messy things one after another, and it seems that there is never a time to be idle? ”

Zhu Zhanji still didn't say anything.

Yang Shaofeng continued to sigh: "Speaking of which, I haven't had a good life as the people of Shuntianfu. At least they don't have to worry about this mess, they can still get the treasure money compensated by the government, and they can live in a new house.

I can't do it, I have to worry about the capital, I have to worry about the bank, I have to worry about the students.

Even when I returned home, my daughter-in-law was always asking for a concubine for me.

No, it's not the life I want, really. ”

Zhu Zhanji still ignored Yang Shaofeng, seeing that his son's face was a little red, and his two small fists were still straining, he walked outside the house with his son in his arms, found a stool to sit down, and posed with his fat son in his arms.

Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but shout: "Let your son pull your house, don't pull it in my yard!" ”

Zhu Zhanji snorted without looking back, and said, "Do you know what it means that fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders?" We are good brothers, so my son's poop will be sent to your house for free, no thanks. ”

Yang Shaofeng also snorted, and began to sigh again: "What do you say I should do in this life?" Just go on like this? If nothing had changed, I could almost imagine the rest of my life! ”

Zhu Zhanji asked without looking back: "What will your life be like in the future?" ”

Yang Shaofeng saw that Zhu Zhanji finally began to talk, and immediately came to his senses, sat up from the recliner, and said: "In the future, there will probably be too much money in the family to spend it, and then I will have a headache with those messy things every day."

For example, when I become an official, I will definitely have a headache how to be an official, and when I go home, my daughter-in-law will give me a concubine, and then there will be those students, and my son and daughter in the future.

Other than these things, I just hang out in the city with my dog every day, what else can I do? ”

Zhu Zhanji couldn't help but say: "What else will you do?" ”

Yang Shaofeng said: "I can write a book, so isn't "The History of Confucianism" written by me?" How hot is it selling now? ”

Zhu Zhanji snorted and mocked: "Three years!" You've been writing for three years, with an average of less than 500 words a day, and you still have the face to write a book? ”

Yang Shaofeng said: "Doesn't that need inspiration? You read well, but writing is another matter.

Forget it, let's not talk about writing books, let's talk about something else. In addition to writing books, I can also cook, how many dishes in Zuixian Mansion are made by me first? ”

Zhu Zhanji said: "Yes, you cook well, but you are too lazy to cook, now you can't go to the kitchen a few times a year, most of the time you let the chef of Zuixianlou cook at your house, you still have the face to say cooking?" ”

Yang Shaofeng snorted and said, "Isn't that also what I taught?" Forget it, let's not talk about cooking for now, let's talk about something else. ”

After pondering for a while, Yang Shaofeng said again: "I will also engage in inventions such as perfume." ”

Zhu Zhanji smiled and said: "Yes, picking flower petals is what Ling'er and her subordinates are doing, and things like distillation are done by your family's dealers, what else are you doing besides moving your mouth?" ”

Yang Shaofeng snorted and said, "I can still make slime and wool blankets!" ”

Zhu Zhanji snorted and said, "Okay, don't show off anymore, which of these things did you make from beginning to end?" Isn't it all made by you moving your mouth and the people below after trial and error back and forth? ”

Yang Shaofeng stood up from the recliner with a pout, paced and said, "No, it can't go on like this anyway." I had to find a way to change it, my life couldn't just be so decadent. ”

Zhu Zhanji has no time to deal with Yang Shaofeng - compared with Yang Shaofeng's occasional illness and convulsions, the color and shape of his son's poop are obviously more worthy of attention.

kicked away the big dog who came over to prepare the meal, Zhu Zhanji handed his son to the nurse next to him, and then lowered his body to observe carefully.

Yang Shaofeng sighed, his face full of disgust: "The dignified imperial grandson, actually squatting in my yard to see?" ”

Zhu Zhanji snorted and said, "What do you know?" Look at the lump that my son pulled, whether it is the shape or color, it is the best choice, which shows that my son is strong! ”

Yang Shaofeng said: "Okay, your son is strong, and your son is as strong as a wild boar, okay!"

Now I just have a headache, how the hell should I live my life? Tossing back and forth endlessly, annoying, eating and waiting for death every day, also annoying, being an official, still annoying! ”

Zhu Zhanji said impatiently: "Then what do you want?" Speaking of being an official, is there any official in the world who is more comfortable than you? When it comes to making money, this official doesn't care whether it is civil or military, and the money in the family is as much as your family? Do you have to use a knife to cut people to be comfortable? ”

Yang Shaofeng's eyes suddenly lit up, patted his head, and said: "Yes, I should use a knife to cut people, especially in places like Myanmar and the Japanese Kingdom, there is no risk in cutting people and military merits, maybe I can get a Hou Ye or something when I go back!" ”

Zhu Zhanji snorted violently and said, "Dream! ”