Chapter 199: Night Thief

Li Erniu was supposed to honestly guard his sister-in-law according to the boss's instructions, but Feng Zhidai had to drag him to participate in some celebration banquet.

Li Erniu was embarrassed: "The previous order has not been eliminated, and the second order is not respectful, you understand, if the boss comes to give me an order in person, I will definitely obey it, but ........."

Feng Zhidai nodded, and immediately judged himself, this is a common practice in the army, no matter how much he Feng Zhidai says it, he is also an outsider, and it is naturally useless to bring a dry sentence by himself, and it is impossible for the soldiers of the Dragon Tooth Army to listen. The general's life is still unbearable, not to mention that Li Erniu is still shouldering the duty of guard.

However, there are already a lot of soldiers of the Dragon Tooth Army who have arrived, so why should he find a leader in the Dragon Tooth Army! Feng Zhidai was in a dilemma.

At this moment, Liu Shuwen's voice came from the tent: "Erniu, you go, your boss is not here, Ergouzi is not here, why do you have to hold up the scene, if you change Sanniu, Feng Gong will also feel inappropriate." It's enough to have three cows in there. ”

Li Erniu scratched his head, it stands to reason that even the wife of the family can't interfere in the affairs of the military, but he respects the boss very much, and he has to listen to the words of his sister-in-law.

After removing the arrow box behind his back and the thunder on his waist and handing them to Li Sanniu, Li Erniu followed Feng Zhidai to the fire outside the camp.

It is still wartime, and it is enough to slack off on defense and eat and drink to your heart's content, and it is absolutely impossible for such a thing as alcohol to appear.

Feng Ang saw that Feng Zhidai didn't bring Leng Feng, but brought Li Erniu, so he knew that Leng Feng had already started to act, and casually threw Li Erniu an altar.

After Li Erniu took it, he first bowed down and thanked Feng An, the two of them have different identities and statuses, Feng Ang can throw him the jar at will, but he has to respectfully salute before opening the jar.

It's strange that instead of wine, there is juice from an unknown fruit.

Feng Ang smiled: "Do you still think I really want you to drink, this is a mixed juice from a nearby villager, it tastes good, you are the captain of the Dragon Tooth Army, say something!" ”

Li Erniu scratched his head, saying that on this occasion, the most suitable person should be Ergouzi, and Ergouzi casually getting drunk is a speech, let Li Erniu say......... It's a bit of a bullish piano play.

Li Erniu scratched his head several times before saying, "This ......... Our Dragon Tooth Army came to Lingnan this time to help Geng Guogong come, I won't say anything about the big scene, I can only say that there will not be a single breed in the Dragon Tooth Army! There will never be a single breed that escapes! What are you talking about? Anyway, cut him! ”

Speaking of which, some people couldn't understand what Li Erniu was saying, so Feng Zhidai helped Li Erniu translate, and when Li Erniu said a word, he used Lingnan dialect to help Li Erniu translate a sentence.

When Feng Zhidai helped Li Erniu translate the last sentence, he immediately attracted praise from the audience:

"Monkey Sailei!"

………

"Lakza!"

Although Li Erniu's words are very level, and there are no disgusting words about "Lingnan Central Plains family" or anything, such straightforward and vulgar words are unexpectedly very much in line with the taste of Lingnan people!

Li Erniu hurriedly waved his hand and said, "I'm not a monkey Sailei, I'm not as good as the boss, the boss is the monkey Sailei!" ”

At this time, Leng Feng, who had already set up a sniper rifle in the grass at the commanding heights, suddenly felt that his nose was particularly itchy, covered his nose and mouth hard, and let out a faint sneeze.

"Hehehehe, boss, it must be my sister-in-law who is talking about you." Huang Zerui, who was next to the cold front, whispered.

Huang Zerui had never learned to fight in lurk, and Leng Feng didn't want to take him, but Huang Zerui insisted on following him, so Leng Feng took him with him and asked him to be an observer for himself.

"Maybe, let's say that we are on the battlefield, it's not suitable to take your family, and a few soldiers will be assigned to take care of her and the boatmen, and a few people will be picked to send her to Feng An's house tomorrow."

Huang Zerui pouted and said, "Don't order me, I will never go, boss, you didn't see how aggrieved Li Erniu was holding a branch and drawing circles by the river." ”

Leng Feng smashed Huang Zerui with a telescope and said, "It's against you!" Lao Tzu will let you go tomorrow! ”

Huang Zerui took advantage of the situation to take the telescope and complained: "Boss, you use this artifact to smash people?" What a waste! ”

Leng Feng suddenly remembered Yan Liben and Zhang Zhongqing, two research maniacs, according to the strength of these two people, maybe Leng Feng will soon be able to see the telescope, and in his lifetime he will have the opportunity to see a rifle that can make a sudden sound.

Jumping out of the fantasy, Leng Feng poked the crumbling Huang Zerui and said, "If you can't stay up, go to sleep, I will wake you up tomorrow morning." ”

Huang Zerui nodded, but he didn't brace it, and fell asleep with his arms on his head.

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It is night in Lingnan, and it is also dark in Chang'an.

The street drums have been sounding for a long time, except for the rich and noble families who still light oil lamps and candles, ordinary people have long fallen asleep.

At this time, there are many people who have not slept yet

For example, the emperor is still reviewing the recitals. Although Li Shimin was extremely disgusted with the mountain-like recital, he was itchy and itchy without reading it for a day, so being an emperor was really a painful and happy thing.

For example, in the dormitory building of the Academy of Literature, students are still studying hard, and the Academy of Literature will have a big vacation for more than a month when the Chinese New Year is approaching, but the big vacation means a big exam, the children of poor families are for scholarships, the children of rich families are for fame, and Cheng Chuhei and others are struggling in order not to be beaten.

For example, in the Qinglou, there are many high-rollers staying overnight in the Qinglou, a few candles and a few oil lamps are not worth much to them, and it is more interesting to drink with prostitutes overnight with the lights on!

For example, Yang Yi, for him, night is working time, and at this time he is like an owl, much more energetic than during the day!

casually climbed over the courtyard wall, and was almost punctured by a sharp part of the rockery.........

Yang Yi gasped a few times in shock, avoiding this vicious place, if he hadn't reacted fast enough, he would definitely burp, the devil knows which bastard arranged this rockery!

Moving along the edge of the rockery, which was only five or six centimeters long, only three or four steps, Yang Yi had to stop again, and he didn't dare to step down with his right foot. With his many years of experience as a thief, no, with his many years of experience in "robbing the rich and helping the poor", the stones here are strange!

The right foot stepped tentatively, and sure enough, the stone immediately fell into the pool, and it seemed to hit something iron under the pool.

"Grandma's ........." Yang Yi's soul that had just returned to his body flew out again, and this step down, even with his reflex ability, the probability of being hit is estimated to be about forty percent.

"This cold mansion is really a crisis step by step!" Yang Yi sighed.

(End of chapter)