Chapter 198: Playing peek-a-boo

Without Leng Feng opening his mouth, Feng Ang patted Feng Zhidai: "Someone has helped us block the trouble, how can we, as the host, provide enough support to others, you tell you to go down, what the subordinates of the Duke of Xi want are to run back to their hometown in Gaozhou and get it for them!" ”

Feng Zhidai agreed, patted Sangouzi on the shoulder and said, "Brother, tell me if you need anything." ”

The three dogs immediately discussed with Feng Zhidai shoulder to shoulder.

Feng Ang looked at the tragic battlefield behind him, or the tragic battlefield of the wingmen, and said to Leng Feng: "I'm sorry, I originally planned to receive you well, but I ended up hitting the battlefield with my head." ”

Leng Feng said indifferently: "That's fine, if the temple is solved first, I can rest assured that I can vacation in Lingnan, if I enjoy a period of time before going to the battlefield, it will always be uncomfortable." ”

Speaking of this, Leng Feng smiled again: "After solving the Tandian, I am embarrassed to eat and drink for nothing!" ”

Feng Ang laughed, he knew that Leng Feng was just joking, during the trip to Chang'an, he and his subordinates had been eating Leng Feng. Changed to the desolate land of Lingnan, how much money can Leng Feng spend on eating and drinking?

Today's big victory, naturally to celebrate, after leaving two thousand troops on guard, Feng Ang beckoned the Dragon Tooth Army to gather and celebrate their achievements.

On today's battlefield, the Dragon's Tooth Army has established miraculous feats, and the soldiers under Feng Ang's command have a clear record of the Dragon's Tooth Army. As long as the Lingnan soldiers saw the Dragon Tooth Army, they would give a thumbs up and praise the "Monkey Sailei".

The unknown Dragontooth soldiers could only smile and nod their heads.

This sentence was unfortunately heard by Leng Feng, and Leng Feng sprayed on the spot......... In the past, he also liked to surf the Internet when he didn't have a task, and he was very familiar with some Internet jokes, and "Monkey Sailei" was one of them.

"Monkey Sailei" is actually a homonym for "so powerful" in Cantonese, but when this sentence matches a picture of a monkey, it is inexplicably funny.

I can't imagine that this word existed in the Tang Dynasty!

Li Sanniu, who was praised, didn't know what to do, and when he saw the boss laughing, he asked: "Boss, what did he just say!" ”

Leng Feng finally stopped smiling and said, "He just said that your posture of throwing thunder is better than that of a monkey throwing fruit, and it is farther than a monkey." ”

"That's what the Lingnan people mean when they say Monkey Sailei?" Li Sanniu scratched his head and said to Leng Feng: "Boss, you throw thunder more accurately than me, should I say to you: 'Boss, you monkey Sailei?'" ’”

"Forehead......" Leng Feng felt that there was nothing wrong, but he still felt very funny: "Hahaha, yes, otherwise, in the future, whoever throws thunder the most accurate and farthest in our Dragon Tooth Army, let's call him 'Monkey Sailei'!" ”

Feng Zhidai had just set up the venue, and was sent by Feng Ang to call Leng Feng to participate in the celebration party, or welcome party, and when he heard Leng Feng laughing, he was relieved. It seems that Uncle Leng Feng has nothing to adapt to in Lingnan, which is very good.

After experiencing today's battlefield, Feng Zhidai admired Leng Feng's five-body throw.

He had never seen such an elite army, nor had he ever seen such a magical weapon as Thunder Arrow and Thunder. Naturally, I admired the supreme commander of this army, Leng Feng.

In particular, he was also given a box of ten thunderbolts, and after learning the true power of this magical weapon, he suddenly felt that the word "uncle" was not so difficult to say.

"Uncle Leng, my father said that he was ready, let me come and invite you over."

Feng Zhidai's "uncle" said very smoothly, but Leng Feng got goosebumps when he heard it.

Obediently, Feng Zhidai is an "uncle" who already has two children, and he actually calls him "uncle"!

Don't look at Feng Zhidai is only in his twenties, but considering that he got married at the age of seventeen, and he is also a man with several concubines, it is true that he has two children now......... Not excessive.

Leng Feng finally waited until the goosebumps went down, and said to Feng Zhidai: "Tell your father, I have to prepare equipment with my subordinates overnight, so I won't participate, you can ask Li Erniu to participate on behalf of the Dragon Tooth Army." ”

"Li Erniu?"

"He should be in your shen...... You...... My wife's guard, go look for it. ”

Leng Feng sweated heavily, he really couldn't say things like "your aunt", which made Liu Shuwen become "old" for no reason!

Feng Zhidai was very puzzled why Uncle Leng stammered, but since people had something to do, he couldn't bother, so he could only go to find that "Li Erniu" according to what Uncle Leng Feng said.

The three dogs have already prepared their weapons and tools, hooks, crossbows, daggers, and the rest is the "Gillette suit".

Sangouzi didn't understand why the "camouflage suit" was called "Gillette suit", but Leng Feng couldn't explain to him that the word "Gillette" means "person" in the Sugland language, and "Gillette suit" means "Scottish clothing".

At this time, there is no Su Glan in this country! Perhaps unintentionally, Leng Feng "plagiarized" again.

The principle of the Gillette camouflage suit is actually very simple, that is, it is composed of hundreds of strips of cloth with dark colors, which are used to break the outline of the human body, making it difficult for people to find that this is a person, which is a little more "scientific" than the pure green camouflage of the rattan armor soldiers.

What the three dogs have to do is very simple, that is, to be a tailor, cut the dark green strip of cloth, and sew it into a rough shape of clothes.

The four dogs put on the Gillette suit and said to the three dogs: "The craftsmanship is good!" A fight with my newly married daughter-in-law! ”

The daughter-in-law married by Sigouzi was a peasant girl, and the only reason for marrying her was that the matchmaker said that the calluses on her index finger and thumb were thick enough.

Leng Feng didn't understand the mate selection criteria of this group of stupid cows and stupid dogs, the first requirement: the fart-stock should be big enough, and the big fart-stock is easy to breed; Second requirement: The calluses on the index finger and thumb should be thick enough. Later, Leng Feng asked Liu Shuwen and learned that the calluses on the index finger and thumb were thick, and they were all good at needlework. Looking at Liu Shuwen's delicate little hands, Leng Feng suddenly realized that this truth might be true.

As for the third requirement, it is also a universal requirement: "If it is a good girl." ”

Although the Dragon Tooth Army does not have the official establishment of the Ministry of War, after all, it has the title of "Son of Heaven's Army", and if you pick out one at random, your status is not weaker than that of the Xuanjie Captain in the army, and if you marry a lowly woman, it is equivalent to embarrassing the emperor. After all, good and bad cannot be married.

Although high-ranking officials and dignitaries are pretentious and like to marry geisha, the real wives of the family are at least the daughters of famous families.

Speaking of which, Leng Feng's marriage to Liu Shuwen is a loss in the eyes of some low-level officials, after all, Liu Shuwen is now alone, and the power of her mother's family has disappeared.

But in the eyes of Fang Xuanling, Du Ruhui and others, it is a different look, if the emperor wants to put on a show, he can marry a family casually, why do he want to marry her to Leng Feng, the Duke of Xiguo? In their opinion, it is understandable to marry the princess to Leng Feng.

But Leng Feng doesn't know these "unspoken rules" of marriage, or even if he knows, he won't care, marriage is such a thing, as long as the two of them are comfortable together.........

Taking advantage of the night, Leng Feng led the team to quietly leave the barracks and burrow into the grass. Leng Feng smiled and said, "From now on, let's play peek-a-boo with the vine armor soldiers!" ”

After speaking, Leng Feng was the first to go deep into the grass, and the group of stupid dogs followed closely, but after a few seconds, they could no longer be found.

I have something to do today, it's already nine o'clock after I'm busy, and I want to take a day off from salting fish recently, but ...... His Royal Highness Fengxi (the author) insisted on wielding a small leather whip to drive me to the ink code. (Wow...... I just ran out before midnight.

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