Night fell on the earth again, and a few giant candles were lit in the small courtyard where Yue Xiaofei lived, attracting countless mosquitoes. The shirtless Yue Xiaofei concentrated on dealing with the pine planks under his hands.

Andy sat on the Taishi chair next to him, working hard to control the world's first fan. It's really a fan, a fan with a head shake and a fan with blades. The pedals are oiled in advance, so it is easy to transfer the power to the blades through the rope. Because the front and back will produce air swimming, Andy is also very, very freehand now.

"What kind of character is our son, both civil and military, how about Xu Heita of the Tai'an Dart Bureau, it's not that our son-in-law will clean up the beauty."

This has to start from the night after Yue Xiaofei was beaten.

Yue Xiaofei returned to the mansion and saw that no one had mentioned the matter, knowing that Wang Deren had not told Wang Shihe about it. I felt relieved in my heart, it was really too embarrassing for this matter, and others would just pay it back, but I was afraid that Xiuyue would know that she would look down on herself and affect her plan.

The sun on this day made Yue Xiaofei reacquaint himself with Youxia, and when he came back, he cut a quill, dipped it in ink, and drew a sketch of the fan on paper. An Tsai fanned him on the side, and his face was coated with a layer of egg white according to Yue Xiaofei's method, and he shone with some light in the candlelight to attract mosquitoes.

Yue Xiaofei painfully finished drawing the processing drawings of a few parts, and the night was already very deep, "snap" reached out to pat the dead neck and made a full ghost mosquito, looked down at the blood stains on his hands, and said to himself: "Bite me!" Grandma's bite me, I'm going to bite you twice. ”

"Andy, do you have any things I want you to prepare? Hum...... Xu Heita, you son of a bitch, will wait for me tomorrow. “

An Tsai looked at his son-in-law's face worriedly, there were still the bruises that had fallen out in the afternoon, which were a little blurry in the candlelight, he stretched his neck and swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked: "Childe, Ming'er is really just the two of us, or I will go and beg Brother Wang to go with us." ”

"Naturally, it's just you and me, what kind of ability is it to defeat the weak with the strong, you just wait to see a good show."

Xu Heita is easy to find, but he came down from Deyue Tower with a full burp, chatting with his subordinates with and without a match. If you see a big girl and a little daughter-in-law walking on the street, you can't help but flirt with a few sentences. His goal is too big, the route is fixed every day, and he doesn't eat upstairs in Deyue or make trouble in the business district, so whoever wants to find him can find him.

Yue Xiaofei, who was hiding in the alley next to Deyue Building, had been waiting with An Zai for a while, and he had just come downstairs to take a look. "Here" Yue Xiaofei's heart was pounding nervously, his hands and feet were shaking and he was about to untie his clothes, and An Zai on the side also hurriedly stepped forward to help.

Xu Heita took the one or twenty helpers specially invited by Wang Deren to look for him today, and they were full of food and drink to bully the nearby shops one by one. Fortunately, he is not short of money, to put it bluntly, he is making trouble everywhere. The merchants hated him, but no one had a good way to deal with him. Who made Lao Tzu's Tai'an Dart Bureau famous and famous throughout Fujian, and earned him a fortune of 10,000 yuan, plus the government is also kind to his family, he has done a lot of naughty things in this Yanping Mansion but has rarely been punished.

An Tsai only felt that his son-in-law had changed in an instant. A flower dress is a fairy armor of the same color, and today it is even more novel to add a green hat, and the side eyes are covered with a transparent cover, and the whole person looks like an inexplicable sense of mystery.

"Wait here, and when I beckon you, just come with a rope."

"Yes," Andy shrunk his head and hid in the corner.

Xu Heita's subordinates have a lot of bad fights on weekdays, and when they saw this scene, they understood that they were the ones who came to make trouble. One by one, they moved very skillfully and quickly, and surrounded the people in the middle. As soon as Xu Heita saw the colored armor on Yue Xiaofei's body, he knew that it was the person who was beaten yesterday, and after a little consideration, he looked around and did not see Wang Deren's figure. With a wide heart, hehe, hehe, a strange smile in his mouth, leaned forward, "It's okay, are you looking for a fight again?" I thought I wouldn't know you if I wore a hat and a vest, but brothers, this is the main one to call me. ”

"Young master, I'm here to find trouble today." As he spoke, Yue Xiaofei took out two large cloth bags from his arms, spun around, and raised a large amount of white ash. (I think that's what Mr. Wei Xiaobao did back then)

"Ahem...... I...... I can't see it" for a while, Xu Heita covered his eyes and scolded: "You indiscriminate character, use such despicable means to harm me." ”

"What bullshit, no less than three indiscriminate, winning for the king, the loser for the coward, I don't understand, I'm really an uneducated idiot." As he spoke, Yue Xiaofei slipped out quietly and soon stood ten steps away from them.

The ruffians covered their eyes one by one, and they just screamed and cursed endlessly.

"Grandma's, still scolding" Yue Xiaofei took out the bamboo board he brought, and slapped the buttocks of the person who still had to swear words.

Fujian is subtropical, and the average temperature in summer here is above 29°C, so both long shirts and short clothes are very thin. Yue Xiaofei had a whistle in his hand on his buttocks.

"Smack"

"Ahh

The rhythmic sound of stir-fried meat with bamboo shoots and screams echoed through the streets. Fighting a bad battle is by no means a heads-up battle of martial arts masters, that is, a few little ruffians tearing and twisting between each other (the battle between Ah Q and Wang Hu is the best example). This is also the favorite show of idlers on the street. It's just that today's protagonist is dressed too strangely, and a large amount of lime raised drives them far away.

The twenty or so ruffians who were blinded by the lime underground couldn't imagine that Yue Xiaofei, who was in the center of the lime with them, could still see it, so the eyes of the lime sting hurt a lot, and they just scolded in their mouths. Yue Xiaofei, who was wearing goggles, was naturally not affected by the lime, and he obediently shut up after a few boards.

"Squatting for me with my head in my hands...... Hurry up...... Don't squat, isn't it" The lethal bamboo board in his hand will immediately fly over and have a close contact with the butt of the disobedient person, and then it will be "a crisp, a loud".

Yue Xiaofei clapped his hands with satisfaction, and more than two dozen ruffians, including Xu Heita, were tied up one by one, hand and foot connected, and lined up on the street with their buttocks.

"Hmph, good posture, full of elegance, everyone, I will say it first, after a while, you can cry out in pain, you are not allowed to scold, you must answer questions, and you are not allowed to fall...... Oh yes...... Another important point is that you are not allowed to fart, as long as I don't foul I will only hit twice, and I will hit each other twice. ”

The people who were hiding from afar to watch the excitement all laughed and fell, and they all said that this benevolent brother was really unique, and he was tied up and beaten up, and he didn't have to be so humiliating.

Look at the lime in their eyes with vegetable oil for them one by one, and it is about to be completed. Yue Xiaofei first made a circle to the crowd watching from afar, and raised his voice: "Little brother, my surname is Yue Xiaofei, the word Yasukuni, I was harassed by these guys when I was selling toothbrushes here yesterday, and now I am here to seek justice, and I disturbed you by collecting some interest.

More than two dozen bare-bottomed people faced the scorching sun in the sky, but no one dared to say more. Among them, Xu Heita's buttocks are the most conspicuous, big, round and shiny with black.

An Tsai waved the bamboo piece in his hand dangerously, and the "pop" sounded softly. Xu Heita's skin is rough and thick, and he often gets his old man's board, which is similar to tickling him.

"Andy, it's not like this, I'll give you a demonstration."

Drizzle some water on the bamboo board first, and also pour some cold water on Xu Heita's black buttocks, after doing this, Yue Xiaofei had a strange smile on his face, and the bamboo board in his hand first compared with Xu Heita's buttocks, and then grabbed the round and pumped it towards his buttocks. The bamboo board was slightly bent due to the force, and as the force increased, it became more and more curved, and suddenly Yue Xiao flew away, and the front end of the bamboo board accelerated significantly due to elasticity.

"Smack"

"Oh"

Xu Heita only felt that there were hundreds of steel needles on his buttocks, and this guy was still strong, although he howled, he actually kept his posture still.

The audience hiding on the side burst into laughter, as soon as this Xu Heita was mischievous on this street all the year round, although he had not really done anything to lose his conscience, but everyone was also annoyed, and they were relieved to see this wicked person being tossed like this surnamed Yue. At the same time, they all thought in their hearts, seeing that although this person surnamed Yue was ruthless, didn't he have a great relationship with the Xu family, and they were all curious to see how he ended this matter.

After more than 20 "crisp, loud" performances, Yue Xiaofei asked: "Have you all taken it?"

"Convinced...... After taking ......, "I'm afraid that I will be hit by the board on my bare buttocks, and I will nod like chickens one by one."

"Okay, just take it. I heard it clearly, and you will call me sir, oh! That is, your leader. ”

Then he tried his best to relax and said: "Don't worry, follow me Yue, as long as you are obedient, I will guarantee that you will eat and drink spicy food, but you also have to abide by my rules, which is simple, that is, one does not steal, two does not rob, three does not flirt with the big girl, and other casual, don't say that I recognize people, this bamboo board does not recognize the ass." Do you understand? ”

"Yes...... It's ......"

"All yes...... All yes. ”

"Long ...... Sir, is it okay to flirt with the little daughter-in-law? ”

Yue Xiaofei really almost made Xu Heita stupid, "Of course...... Be...... Yes, but this little daughter-in-law must be your own. ”

"Okay, Andy fed them all the gifts I prepared for them, and waited for the bamboo planks that I didn't eat."

Andy took out a handful of pills from his bosom and fed them one by one.

A dozen or so ruffians put on their pants and gathered honestly, and their eyes were like rabbits.

Yue Xiaofei glanced at them with satisfaction, cleared his throat and said, "Do you know what to eat?" ”

Everyone was confused in their hearts, thinking that it must not be a good thing, but they dared to say more than half a word to the spanking maniac who carried the bamboo board in his hand.

"Humph! They all want to know, and no one dares to ask. Okay, I'll tell you forget it, the one you eat is called the Half Moon Heartbreaking Pill, which is made by the chief and I collected the world's elixir exclusively and secretly, don't bother looking for any antidote, see what doctor, it's useless, as long as you come to me every half a month to get a pill, everything will be fine. Otherwise, when the time comes, hum! The heart is broken, and the little life is naturally not there immediately. ”

"Hey! This kid surnamed Yue is also ruthless, this Xu family is finished. ”

Andy listened to his son-in-law's nonsense, and the laughter in his stomach was about to turn tendons. What kind of bullshit Half Moon Heartbreak Pill is simply fragrant ash and tooth powder for him to rub out with honey and rub it out.