Section 12 Means of dealing with beautiful women
After beating people's bare buttocks in the morning, Yue Xiaofei should take his drawings to a woodware shop. Although the drawings have been talked about for a long time, the processing is not muddy and watery, so in the evening, the people in the store have sent the processed parts, taking advantage of the hot breath in their hearts, the master and servant set up a fan in twos and threes, and enjoy it.
"Look at our son's means, tsk! It's just that I've been smashing all afternoon this afternoon, and I don't know what kind of baby it is," Andy kicked the fan comfortably, thinking wildly in his heart. How would Andy know that this is the most important prop for their son-in-law to soak MM - the guitar.
Wang Jingwen came to the back garden according to the appointment with Xiuyue.
In modern terms, Wang Jingwen is a music lover; According to the eyes of modern people, she is also a big beauty, and according to modern standards, she is an idealistic, vengeful, and ...... There are newcomers in the fourth, but in the eyes of her Laozi Wang Shihe, she has been a problem child since she was a child.
When she was a child, she didn't bind her feet in order to learn martial arts, she didn't like to read history books and war strategies, she didn't like to go to the street and rode a horse to gallop in the wilderness, and her maverick behavior became a scene in Yanping Mansion, so she was eighteen years old and still waiting to be married.
It's not that no one likes it, but no one dares to marry. I heard that a scholar was quite fond of his heroic appearance, and discussed with his parents as follows: "I heard that this girl has practiced a good skill, but I am afraid that if I compete with her in the future and the strength of my whole family is still invincible, then how is it good at that time, and I can marry her if I can solve this problem." β
The scholar was depressed: "I think that the scholar who has no power to restrain the chicken with one hand, marries this brave woman back and cannot be raised like a mother, or not, there is a saying that 'beauty is precious, and the price of freedom is higher, if it is for safety, both can be thrown'
Another matchmaker told a military general to the eldest lady of the Wang family, who knew that this eldest lady Wang was more simple and only pouted and said: "At the moment, Hu Lu is rampant, and if you don't go into battle to kill the enemy, you are trapped by the private affairs of your children. β
Yuwen Xiuyue was in the pavilion where she tuned her voice every morning, just because Miss asked him to compose a tune and sing with a drum and string because of her new work today, so she came here after dinner again, and saw that Miss came to greet her. Wang Jingwen went horseback riding outside the city today, and wore a full set of men's clothes for convenience, except that she was too pretty, but there were no flaws.
Yue Xiaofei can make the piano, and when he does it, he is muttering in his heart, "What is good to sing?" Love song duet, people are not familiar with you, and you are a fart! It's hard to decide. β
"Andy, what song do you say she will like when she embroiders the moon?"
Andy was busy with him, and he was a little sleepy as soon as he was cool. Yue Xiaofei didn't know what he said when he asked him, and he didn't think much about it in a daze, and said casually: "Of course it's my brother?" But she seems to be ......," Andy muttered, and he fell asleep.
The muttering in his mouth made Yue Xiaofei listen to it as a "love song!" It's Tang Bohu's and other popular wandering subtypes in these years, and suddenly "love songs are easy to do". Just do it, pluck a few chords under his hand, and start pulling his throat.
"Honey, you fly slowly, watch out for the thorny rose in front. Honey, you open your mouth, and the scent of flowers in the wind will intoxicate you. Fly with me, my dear, through the jungle to see the stream. Come and dance, dear, there will be no darkness in the spring of love. His loud voice, high voice, through the wall, rushed into the pavilion with a heavy rhythm, interrupting the original elegant rhyme and song here, like a beast of the roaring mountains and forests rampage through the beautiful trees.
Wang Jingwen frowned. The garden has always been quiet, and the wild boy from where he came from is shouting here. Looking left and right, looking at the direction where the noise came from, he pulled Yuwen Xiu and left, intending to teach a lesson to the madman who disturbed the quiet of the back garden.
Yuwen Xiuyue knew in her heart that it was where everyone lived. Although the lyrics of the slang songs he sang soured people's teeth were quite different, the events of yesterday were still vivid, and he didn't want him to be punished by the young lady, and he was a little worried about him in his heart.
Wang Jingwen came to the door of the house and remembered that this was not the residence of the stranger surnamed Yue, and the two eldest girls broke into it, wouldn't it be Meng Lang. Xiao Yezi, the pretty maid who followed beside her, pouted: "Why did the girl stop?" Thinking that it was a man who had just sang, the girl must have opened her mouth a little and said, "The girl is here for a while, and I will teach him a lesson." β
Wang Jingwen grabbed it: "You little girl is not small, and you don't ask who lives inside." Do you know that this is the stranger in this, disturbing him to see that the master will not break your legs? "Xiao Yezi sticks out her little tongue, and she looks very smart and cute.
An Tsai had woken up Yue Xiaofei's passionate concert earlier, and their son-in-law's singing made him completely stunned. The small mouth with red lips and white teeth was half-open, and saliva flowed down the corners of the mouth and dripped on the chest.
I believe you all understand that he was not stunned, but shocked. What he didn't know was that when Yue Xiaofei was singing at home, his father said something and encouraged him: "Xiaofei, if you can sing, you can sing, and if you can't sing, you will let people live for two more days." β
"Honey, you fly slowly, watch out for the thorny rose in front. Honey, you open your mouth, and the scent of flowers in the wind will intoxicate you. Fly with me, my dear, through the jungle to see the stream. Come and dance, dear, there will be no darkness in the spring of love. β
When Yue Xiaofei was about to come twice, An Tsai couldn't stand it anymore and jumped out of the Taishi chair.
"Gong ...... Son, are you going to sing this? β
"Yes! Isn't it good? β
"Good...... No...... Good...... Alas! Son's son is okay with another song. β
"Why" Yue Xiaofei revealed a demented image.
"This one is too sour...... "Andy grinned, as if he had really eaten two taels of vinegar.
Yue Xiaofei looked back and thought about it, this song must be a little too sour. Change the song, this is not difficult, otherwise the mark for many years will not be in vain.
"The girl on the other side...... Look at it...... Look at it...... Come over me, coax me, and make me laugh,...... I thought and thought, guessed and guessed......"
"Childe, Childe" An Tsai in him was reluctant to listen to his song first, "Childe, you have to sing this song over, don't freak out Sister Xiuyue, you will definitely call Brother Na Deren to fight with you." β
Wang Jingwen almost laughed, and said in her heart: "This stranger really only does strange things, he sings such a weird country slang and wants to pester our sister Xiuyue." β
Xiao Yezi on the side stopped doing it first, "Miss, how dare he sing such a song to Sister Xiuyue, see if I don't go in and tear his mouth." β
"Sister Jingwen, how can this alien also be a prodigal son, and he is so cheap behind his back."
Wang Jingwen turned her face playfully, looking at Yuwen Xiuyue, who was blushing at the moment, her two beautiful eyes were full of stars, Yuwen Xiuyue was really a girl who was soft on the outside and steel on the inside, and when she heard Yue Xiaofei sing such a bullying slang song, the little good impression she had for him all became the lubricant from shame to anger.
"Sister Xiuyue, don't be bored, look at what these two stupid guys have to do for nothing." Wang Jingwen stroked her hand and deliberately said something funny. You think that Yue Xiaofei is the life-saving benefactor of her Wang family, if Yuwen Xiuyue really goes in, and there is a conflict between the words, then Yue Xiaofei will admit the truth again, wouldn't it be extremely bad for Sister Xiuyue.
An Tsai was sung by Yue Xiaofei, crying and laughing, and looked at their son-in-law's face with a bitter face, "Look at him, is he also a person who has read books, how can he know some 'obscene clichΓ©s'?" β
"Hmmm! The MM of this era is different from the MM when I came, and it can't be too straightforward, so what's the best way to sing? Well, how about trying this. β
"A flower blooms, there is a flower defeated, the mountains of flowers are only you my true love, wait for your roses to bloom, the mountains of flowers, only you are the loveliest......"
After listening to this lyric, Andy shook his legs with the rhythm with relief, "Look! What is our son-in-law who is not a civil and military all-rounder? β
The three ears of the wall also have their own ideas.
Wang Jingwen: "This Yue Xiaofei is not completely devoid of ink in his chest, although this word is rough, he can still hear it." β
As the person concerned, Yuwen Xiuyue was only afraid that he would make some prodigal slang songs at this time, and if he taught people to listen to it, he would not laugh to death.
The pretty girl Xiao Ye Zixin said: "Hmph! You're a little boy yourself, and now you've even taught your own son-in-law badly. β
The tune in the courtyard suddenly changed, Yue Xiaofei raised his voice a few degrees, and his subordinates also played a few accents, "You are my rose, you are my flower, you are my lover, and you are my ...... concern." β
An Tsai rolled his eyes when he heard this, "This word is so good, why did you run to this tune again." β
Yue Xiaofei was still looking up with his head and closing his eyes, and said in his heart: "You said that Xiuyue MM wants to listen to my song, hehe!" βγ
"How can you two despise others so much behind your back, Gongzi Yue thinks that you are a dignified person, how can you behave like a prodigal son."
Wang Jingwen pulled Yuwen Xiuyue tightly, and when the second lyrics were just finished, Yuwen Xiuyue broke Wang Jingwen's hand and was about to go in to reason with Yue Xiaofei. Rao is Wang Jingwen had been prepared for a long time, and reached out to catch her, but she knew that if she didn't say this today, she was afraid that she would kill the girl Xiuyue.
Both the master and servant were stunned, and no one knew that there was anyone listening outside. The people standing at the Little Moon Gate were in a place where the candlelight could shine outside, so they didn't even know that they had offended anyone. just stared at the small eyes and said in unison: "It's broken, it's troublesome." β
While they were in a daze, the person at the door had already gone.
"Son-in-law, I don't know if I've rested, my lord has something important to invite, and Wanwang Gongzi will go with me." After a while, the old housekeeper Wang Fu was at the door.
The master and servant looked at each other: "It's really a good thing that doesn't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles." β