Chapter 91: I'll Send Someone to Assassinate You

The monkey only heard the words "final exam", and did not even hear the "report to the emperor" that he longed for the most.

"Boss ......"

The monkey felt something in his throat, and he felt that the afternoon sun was harsh.

Leng Feng moved away from the monkey's hand to relieve the numbness (crab) paralysis of his lower limbs, and continued: "Don't flow horse urine, there are two teams of 120 people in the swift and fast team, and only you are the only one who opened a small stove." If you want revenge, I didn't stop you, and I asked you for a holy decree, which is worth a lot of money, and I borrowed it from the emperor for you, and now it's time for you to pay it back.

Go to the emperor, protect him, don't embarrass the two teams! ”

The monkey rubbed his eyes, red-eyed, and said, "If I embarrass the boss and brothers, I will wipe my neck myself!" ”

Leng Feng patted the monkey on the shoulder with satisfaction, and stuffed the monkey's dagger back into his hand: "Get ready, before the time!" ”

The sorrow that was still overflowing in the monkey's heart just now disappeared with the slap of the cold front!

No one knows the horror of Leng Feng like him, and it is estimated that no one is more afraid of Leng Feng than him.

From the time he and the beginning of the assassination of each other to the present, his most outstanding achievement was to stick a dagger to Leng Feng's neck and shave off a strand of hair.

And he was beaten several times and "died" several times.

For example, when he passed by Leng Feng that day, Leng Feng casually put a book on his shoulder, and then his neck was cut by the book paper.

"You're dead......"

"If I stab you, you'll die......"

"You're dead again......"

Despite being "killed" by the cold front countless times, the monkey still hasn't found a way out of the cold front.

Leng Feng glanced at the monkey in fear, and sneered, "Don't you have the courage now?" I'm counting on you to fight me back once! ”

The monkey patted his head vigorously, took the dagger and walked out, not asking for a counterattack, but begging for "not to die"!

It was only now that Liu Shuwen made tea, brought it to Leng Feng, and then continued to embroider her handkerchief.

When she saw the broken bandage, she turned her head to look at Leng Feng, tilted her head, and had a puzzled expression on her face.

This won't work! Although your expression is very cute, but you don't speak all the time, it's easy to get speech disorder.

Leng Feng went over and picked up the broken embroidery bandage and said, "The monkey came just now, and I used it as a weapon." Also, I don't hate your voice, you can't always stop talking. ”

Liu Shuwen coughed lightly, and then whispered: "Although you don't hate it, it's still ugly." ”

When she whispers, her voice is not so hoarse.

Leng Feng gently hugged her waist, put his mouth close to her ear and said, "If you are mute, then I have nothing to say, but since you can speak......"

Speaking of this, Leng Feng grabbed her waist with one hand and tickled her with the other: "Then call husband!" ”

"Hahahaha......" Liu Shuwen was tickled and laughed, and hurriedly shouted: "Husband! Husband! ”

"Hehe...... " Leng Feng let go of Liu Shuwen, who was about to laugh, stretched, and prepared to plan to assassinate the monkey.

Although the monkey will "die" every time, what he doesn't know is that Leng Feng is working hard every time he assassinates him, and until now, even if he assassinates him, he has to plan a lot.

Ergouzi originally settled in Chang'an City, but when he came back, he knew that Leng Feng had moved to Tianxia Manor, so he spent money to buy a yard in Zhuangzi and took over his little daughter-in-law, who was already pregnant.

A woman who is pregnant cannot ...... with her husband Uh-huh (you know), so the second dog moved to the front yard of the cold house and lived with his brothers.

After the end of the Turkic campaign, the two teams of Swift and Rapid received a lot of rewards, Leng Feng gave them a big vacation, so that they could hurry up and solve the major events in their lives, and the newly trained teams of the Xuanjia Army and Li Sanniu were about to be integrated. After they are integrated, most of them will go out to experience it once.

The idle and bored Ergouzi saw the monkey walking over one step by one foot and one foot shallow, swaying left and right step by step, and immediately snickered, this guy was mostly beaten by assassinating the boss!

The monkey leaned next to the second dog and sighed deeply: "Captain, I may have to leave." ”

Ergouzi was stunned for a moment: "Are you going to the emperor?" ”

The monkey nodded: "Our Xun team has always been sixty people, I'm gone, no, thirty-three dogs are gone, and our Xun team will be broken." ”

Ergouzi patted the monkey on the shoulder: "Don't worry, the name Thirty-Three Dogs will always be yours, and we will always wait for you to come back." ”

The monkey glanced at the sun and said, "I wish the Boss had come and assassinated me sooner, and I would have a drink with my brothers." ”

How to Prepare for Assassination? Someone may choose to find a room to shrink up, this method monkey tried, and that time he "died miserably".

Hide? will always be found.

So the monkey simply found a stool and sat in the middle of the open space in the courtyard of the front yard, waiting for the cold front openly.

When the sun was about to set, Leng Feng walked out of the inner courtyard with a dagger.

"Your choice is very bold, are you conceited enough to be able to be one-on-one with me?"

Leng Feng spun the dagger in one hand and asked the monkey playfully.

The monkey shook his head: "One-on-one, I will never be able to beat you, you have 'killed' me too many times before, as long as I see you, my self-confidence will collapse instantly." ”

Leng Feng raised his eyebrows: "Oh? Got it? Then you...... Hehe......"

Behind the monkey, the two dogs walked out with three-edged thorns, and the monkeys stood one after the other, but they stood three meters apart in the middle.

Leng Feng watched in silence as the two of them advanced, surrounding himself in the middle

Two ceremonial arrays!

This is an excellent formation for the two to join forces to encircle and counter-encircle.

The previous rules didn't say that you can't ask for foreign help, so the monkey saved this chance to win by surprise until now!

The dagger and the three-edged thorn broke through the air at the same time, Leng Feng pulled out the dagger, held the dagger in one hand and the sheath in the other, and fought with the two people!

Two-on-one, coupled with the assistance of the almost unsolvable formation routine, the two of them suppressed Leng Feng fiercely!

Almost inexplicable? That's not unsolvable!

Leng Feng swung his knife to block the three-edged thorn of the second dog, and said in a deep voice: "I want you to know......"

The sun set, and the last rays of afterglow slipped past the place where the three of them were fighting, and just in the middle of this lightning and flint, the two dogs were kicked out, and a blood flower bloomed on the monkey's chest.

"Your boss is still your boss!"

Poof! The second dog came and the second dog gnawed on the mud, and the monkey stepped back too quickly and fell a fart.

Leng Feng threw the dagger stained with the blood on the monkey's chest to the monkey, clapped his hands and returned to the inner courtyard in a dashing manner.

"I've just sent a letter to the emperor, saying that you're going to assassinate him and see if the Ouchi master can stop you. Touch your chest, I hope that no one will ever be able to complete my ......."

The monkey touched his chest bitterly, and at the moment when the afterglow of the sun faded, Leng Feng, who was firmly locked by him and Ergouzi, and was pressing step by step, appeared in the dead corner of their consciousness as if he had instantly shifted, and kicked Ergouzi in the stomach with a kick, stabbing ...... Almost pierced his heart just by the margin!

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Li Shimin couldn't cry or laugh when he saw Leng Feng's letter, how could there be such a way in this world to prove a person's ability!