Chapter 90: The Last Assassination
When the heat is unbearable, a bowl of ice cream to cool off has to be divided into half for the queen. Li Shimin's deep affection for the queen's eldest grandson can be seen from this.
Lao Li took out a piece of paper from his arms and said bitterly: "Your Majesty, when the master sent the grass people, he also copied the recipe for this delicacy. Why doesn't Your Majesty hand over the recipe to the Imperial Chef and let the Imperial Chef make it? ”
Li Shimin waved his hand: "No, although this thing is delicious, it is also a gem to cool off, how can it be refrigerated, the ice left in the palace last year is only enough for the emperor." It's a surprise that you brought a box of ice today. ”
Lao Li bowed to the ground: "Your Majesty is diligent and thrifty, it is a blessing for all the people!" ”
"The housekeeper is half the face of the master's family", this sentence is not nonsense. Li Shimin directly asked the eunuch to help Lao Li up.
After Lao Li got up, he glanced at the two palace maids who shook the fan and the eunuchs in the main hall, and whispered: "Your Majesty, what the grass people are about to say is related to the Thunder Division. ”
Li Shimin turned his head and glanced at the two palace maids sharply, and the two palace maids immediately put down their palm fans and left after the blessing.
"Tell me, the servants here are all people I can trust."
Lao Li smiled at this time: "Your Majesty is too diligent and thrifty, I don't know if Your Majesty knows the formula of gunpowder?" ”
Li Shimin stretched out three fingers and didn't say anything: "Naturally, I know." ”
"The ice offered to Your Majesty this time is related to one of them, saltpeter, which must be dissolved in water. When saltpeter dissolves in water, the water temperature decreases or even condenses into ice. If the water in the copper basin is placed on saltpeter water, the water in the basin will also condense into ice. The Thunderbolt Division was instructed to make Thunderbolt Arrows, and it produces a lot of ice ...... every day."
Li Shimin was stunned, he only knew the formula, but he had not seen the production of gunpowder on the spot, and he didn't know that there was such a thing.
"Is that true?"
The ten people who were thundering and transporting ice nodded in unison.
"Then every day at noon, send some to me!"
It doesn't cost money, it doesn't cost labor, and you don't need to make the ice that comes with the thunder arrow for free on the way, so you don't need it!
Li Tai is like having a dog's nose, every time Leng Feng makes something to eat, he will appear next to him accurately.
Li Tai ate the ice cream, Li Ke ate it, Li Ke ate it, and Li Chengqian's share was indispensable, but when Li Chengqian ate the ice cream, trouble came......
After Cheng Chuhei ate the ice cream, he decided not to go home, and knelt on the ground and begged Leng Feng to take him as an apprentice, even ignoring "the man has gold under his knees".
Although Li Chengqian was not accompanied by his parents when he apprenticed, he later added Li Tai, and the etiquette was made up.
Leng Feng refused without hesitation: "No, your father is far away at the border now, and your father has to open his mouth to do this." ”
Cheng Chusi was puzzled: "Now the war situation is tense, spring and summer are the most active periods for the Tubo people, how can my father come back and have the queen of autumn!" ”
"Nope."
"Master......"
"I'm not your master!"
Leng Feng rubbed his temples, three bastard apprentices are enough for him, another one?
Cheng wanted to say something more, but Li Tai covered his mouth, he knew that the master hated being annoyed the most, "Yan Liben and dogs are not allowed to enter" is a lesson from the past!
Got rid of the annoying Cheng Chuhei, and Leng Feng suddenly felt that his ears were much clearer.
It's not good to be too pure!
Leng Feng picked up the teapot and shook it, there was no water, so he said to Liu Shuwen, "Shuwen, go boil some water." ”
Liu Shuwen put down the embroidered bandage in her hand and walked out of the door.
"This woman, what a stupid!" Leng Feng glanced at Liu Shuwen's embroidery and couldn't help but laugh.
A woman who is proficient in playing the piano and massage skills, but her cooking is very average, and her embroidery is also very weak.
In the Tang Dynasty, bats meant auspiciousness and happiness, so Liu Shuwen was embroidering Leng Feng with the bat pattern on the handkerchief.
But where in the world is there a bat with such small wings? The whole embroidery looks like a plucked chicken.
Just as Leng Feng was watching Liu Shuwen's embroidery, a black image fell silently from the beam like a cat, and the black blade in his hand pierced Leng Feng's head.
"You're still exposed!"
Leng Feng didn't even look at the top of his head, the embroidered bandage in his hand had cracked at some point, and the bamboo piece bounced from a circle to an arc, just poking upward, the black blade fell from the black shadow man's hand to the ground, and it just bounced twice and then fell silent.
The monkey didn't know why he was still discovered by Leng Feng after practicing hard to hold his breath and lose weight for so long, the numb tendon outside the elbow of his right arm was poked by Leng Feng, and now his right forearm is still numb, and it is extremely difficult to move his fingers.
Flying away with a missed hit is the creed that Leng Feng taught him, and the monkey will turn around and run as soon as it lands!
Sou! Sou!
Syllable! syllable
The two cups hit the monkey's hips, and the monkey suddenly felt that his legs were also out of control, and the whole person fell to the ground with a pop.
Leng Feng picked up the monkey's black dagger, walked over to a monkey whose arm was still trying to crawl out, and stabbed it violently!
The blade of the dagger was stuck against the monkey's nose and into the wooden floor in front of the monkey's eyes.
"You're dead."
This is the first time Leng Feng doesn't know what to say to the monkey.
The monkey was immediately deflated and asked, "How did I get exposed?" ”
Leng Feng pointed to his ear: "I heard it." ”
The monkey immediately retorted: "Impossible, I am wearing a tights with silk on the outside, and it is impossible for people to make a sound that can be heard!" ”
"Who said I heard the sound of your clothes rubbing against the beams? I heard your breathing, and although you held your breath for a long time, you would still gasp when Cheng Chuhei and Li Tai were talking loudly. Breath? That's breath-holding! When it's time to catch your breath, you'll inevitably let out a more intense gasp than usual, and that's when I found you. ”
The monkey sighed: "It's still a failure, what else do I have to omission in this assassination?" ”
Leng Feng stretched out his hand and grabbed the monkey's right arm, and said while helping him relieve numbness (crab) paralysis: "When you took out the knife, you must have felt that I didn't find you, so your arm was straightened and you used all your strength, this is a big taboo, I told you before that your strength will never exceed nine points, have you forgotten?"
Your arms are stretched too straight, and it's hard to dodge my counterattack, so I don't have to look at you to poke your tendons. This is one of them.
Second, turning around and running is indeed the fastest way to escape, but it also has to be divided, and when facing opponents who are equal to you, or even surpass you, it is taboo to show your back! So you're going to be hit by me and you're completely ruined. ”
After kneading the monkey's right arm, Leng Feng drew a line on the monkey's hip with his fingers and let the monkey rub it himself.
"Today is the day of your final exam, and I will assassinate you once before tonight. From tomorrow onwards, you will go to the emperor to report. ”