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In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong fights with Erlang God.

Sun Wukong was invincible to Erlang God after all, and was finally captured by Yang Jian and brought back to Heaven.

Sun Wukong @ Yang Jian: "Yang Jian, I have written down this hatred!"

Sun Wukong said to Yang Jian.

Yang Jian: "......"

"What are you doing with my grudge?"

"I didn't catch you!"

Yang Jian rolled his eyes and said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "Hmph, there is also a roaring dog, after my grandson goes out, I must peel the skin and bones to make a pot of dog broth!"

Sun Wukong said viciously.

Howling Dog: "???"

"What's my business?"

"I was wronged!"

The Howling Dog said wailing in the group chat.

Sun Wukong: "I just don't know what this desolate alien taste like!"

Sun Wukong's face showed a hint of expectation.

Howling Dog: "It's not delicious!"

"My meat is sour!"

The roaring dog said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "You think I'll believe you?"

Sun Wukong looked at the Roaring Sky Dog with a narrow face, and asked the Roaring Sky Dog.

Howling Dog: "Believe it or not!"

"Anyway, I believe it!"

The Howling Dog hid in the corner and said tremblingly.

Yang Jian: "Okay, roaring sky, don't be afraid!"

Yang Jian touched the head of the Roaring Sky Dog and said to the Roaring Sky Dog: "If this monkey really dares to touch a single hair of you!"

"I heard that there are a lot of monkeys and monkeys in this Huaguo Mountain!"

"When the time comes, I'll just make these monkeys into a pot of soup and feed them to the dogs~"

Whistling Dog: "......"

"In that case, I'm not dead......"

The whistling dog immediately heard that something was wrong.

Yang Jian: "Don't care about this kind of detail!"

Sun Wukong: "Count you ruthless!"

Sun Wukong exhaled and said to Yang Jian.

Lord of Honkai: "You monkey, really, you are not at ease when you squat in the prison!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: "......"

"It's because I'm bored in the prison!"

"That's why I'm talking to you!"

"Otherwise, why should I talk so much nonsense with you, there are still so many female monkeys waiting for me in Huaguo Mountain!"

Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "......"

"It's okay, you're going to have to abstain soon anyway. ”

Zhang Yuan laughed and said to Sun Wukong.

Bai Suzhen: "I heard that this Buddhism can't get close to women!"

"You can't eat meat, you can't drink wine!"

Bai Suzhen said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "You guys are enough!~"

"Don't lie to me!"

"Being a monk can be married and eat meat!"

Sun Wukong said to Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen: "Really?"

"But I can't seem here!"

Chen Yongren: "That's right, being a monk can't get married, can't eat meat and drink!"

Chen Yongren said to Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: "......"

"Don't lie to me!":

"What if I don't know anything?"

"I'm telling you, I've already finished investigating Buddhism!"

"I can eat meat!"

Sun Wukong said to everyone.

Lord of Honkai: "None of you are wrong!"

"It's true that you can eat meat in Buddhism now!"

"It's just that later, there was an emperor who called himself Sanbaonu and forbade monks to eat meat!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.

"So the monks in the future will not be able to eat meat!"

Sun Wukong: "Are you kidding me?"

"A mortal emperor can still manage the true Buddha?"

Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan with some disbelief.

Lord of Honkai: "Among the three realms, there were originally only the heavenly realm, the human realm, and the underworld!"

"The Pure Land of Bliss in the West is something later!"

"And the King of Men himself is only half a step younger than the Emperor of Heaven, even if he later became the Son of Heaven, he still has a very high status!"

"I said a long time ago that the emperor of the world can abolish the gods!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: "What the hell am I ......"

"I suddenly don't want to learn the scriptures!"

Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan with a melancholy face.

Lord of Honkai: "No, you have to learn the scriptures!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong seriously.

Wang Mang: "Great Sage, don't worry!"

"Now the emperor of the world is me!"

"I'm not going to let you be unable to eat meat!"

Wang Mang said to Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "Good brother!"

Sun Wukong said to Wang Mang excitedly.

Wang Mang: "Little meaning, small meaning!"

Wang Mang coughed and said to Sun Wukong: "I said Great Sage, I helped you so much, should you treat me a little...... Representation?"

Wang Mang rubbed his fingers and asked Sun Wukong.

Sun Wukong: "Yes, I should give you a little benefit!"

Sun Wukong paused for a moment, but quickly reflected.

"Come on, come on, here are some pills I stole in Tushi Palace, I'll give them to you today!"

Sun Wukong said and sent an exclusive red envelope to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang received Sun Wukong's exclusive red envelope and got a gourd.

Sun Wukong: "I don't know what this elixir is for!"

"Anyway, I stole it from the alchemy room of the young man!"

"Be careful when you eat!"

Sun Wukong said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "......"

This elixir, Sun Wukong, the stone monkey, dares to eat it casually, but Wang Mang really doesn't dare to eat it casually!"

"Sun Wukong can't eat the dead if he eats casually, but Wang Mang's words are obviously not good. ”

Bai Suzhen: "Let me take a look, I still have some research on pills!"

Bai Suzhen said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "Then thank you Bai Jie." ”

Wang Mang said to Bai Suzhen.

Bai Suzhen: "Hmm......"

Yang Jian: "Alas...... Something suddenly occurred to me!"

Yang Jian suddenly said at this time.

Yasuo: "What's the matter?"

Yasuo asked Yang Jian with some doubts.

Yang Jian: "That, Wang Mang established a new dynasty, and there will be no Tang Dynasty at that time!"

"Then take a hammer warp?"

"This is the reason why Wang Mang was punished by heaven!"

Yang Jian asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "......"

"It's really a problem......"

Zhang Yuan said something unaware.

Why didn't Wang Mang, as a traverser, succeed in establishing a unified dynasty?

What kind of stride is too big to the egg, it's all.

The main reason is that the gods in the sky are unwilling to let Wang Mang successfully establish a new dynasty.

Because they are afraid that if Wang Mang plays big and establishes a dynasty that is ahead of its time, then there will be no Tang Dynasty and there will be variables, how can they learn from the scriptures?

Wang Mang, a traverser, came to this world, can the big guy in this world not know?

It's possible that you already know!

But these bigwigs didn't do anything to Wang Mang in person, but spread the statement that Liu Xiu was standing, and then when Sun Wukong made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the big man in the sky caused Sun Wukong to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and Wang Mang's new army was smashed half to death.

Then seeing that Wang Mang's new army had not yet cooled down, he had already made a move anyway, and then caused a flood to completely crush Wang Mang's new army.

Wang Mang: "Speaking of which, why should I help Sun Wukong?"

"I'm so angry when I think about it!"

Wang Mang said in the group chat.

Lord of Honkai: "......"

"Calm down!"

"Even if there is no Tang Dynasty, you can still learn from the scriptures when the time comes!"

Zhang Yuan said to Wang Mang.

"And there's more than 500 years to go!"

"Enough for you to plan!"

Zhang Yuan said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "Hmm!"

Wang Mang: "I'm wondering, should I add some technology to my martial arts!"

Wang Mang knocked on his head and said.

Wang Mang: "No matter how you look at it, technology can quickly help me develop my martial arts!"

Monkey King: "emmmm." ”

"In other words, after I come out of the Five Elements Mountain in five hundred years, I will be able to take a plane to learn the scriptures?"

Sun Wukong asked Wang Mang. 、

Wang Mang: "......"

"Yes, yes!"

"But if that's the case, why don't you let the Buddha send you an email directly?"

Wang Mang asked Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: "emmmm." ”

"Isn't that good?"

"If you don't go, isn't it a little insincere!"

Sun Wukong asked Wang Mang.

Lord of Honkai: "Hahaha!"

"Don't talk about it, I've got a brilliant idea!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong in the group chat.

Monkey King: "???"

"What brilliant attention?"

Lord of Honkai: "Secret, Secret!"

"But Wang Mang, you can indeed develop martial arts and technology at the same time!"

"It's like Qin Shi Huang's immortal cultivation and technology coexist!"

Zhang Yuan said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "emmmm." ”

"Okay, I got it!"

Wang Mang nodded and said to Zhang Yuan.

"But this heavenly theocracy ......"

Wang Mang asked Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "Don't rush to challenge the theocracy!"

"After your martial arts and technology develop, the time you have is to deal with the divine power!"

Zhang Yuan said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "Okay!"

Hearing Zhang Yuan say this, Wang Mang could only nod.

Lord of Honkai: "Take it easy!"

"To challenge the theocracy, you don't necessarily have to fight to the death with the theocracy!"

Zhang Yuan said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "???"

"What do you mean!"

Lord of Honkai: "You also know that Heavenly Court has no way to attack mortals at will!"

"So it's good for you to develop well!"

"The reason why human beings fear theocracy is because God can do what he can't do on his own!"

"But when human beings can do this on their own, or on technology, they will no longer have the fear of God!"

Zhang Yuan said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "Don't you have any more awe?"

Lord of Honkai: "Not only is there no longer a sense of awe, but he even wants to dissect these so-called immortals to see what kind of mystery is in them!"

Zhang Yuan said to Wang Mang.

Yasuo: "Is that so?"

"Looks like that's true!"

Yasuo said.

Chen Yongren: "You know?"

Yasuo: "I don't know, but the group leader said so, so I'll follow Ying Bei......"