This cuckold seems to have something!

I don't know what kind of material it is, but it's very tough!

No matter how the sad wind tores it, it is firmly stuck to his head and cannot be taken off.

Sad wind: "Group leader, you are too deceitful!"

Sad Wind said to Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "You know a fart!"

"I'm here to protect you from getting hurt!"

Zhang Yuan said to the sad wind.

Sad Wind: "......"

"You're stupid to me!"

"You think I'm Yasuo!"

Yasuo: "???"

"What do you mean?"

Yasuo asked Sad Wind with an unkind face.

Sadwind: "emmmm." ”

"It's not interesting, it's just that I accidentally said the wrong thing!"

Grief smiled awkwardly at Yasuo.

Yasuo: "Hmph, no matter how you quibble, I've already written it down in a small notebook!"

Yasuo said to Sadness, "Don't let me find a chance for revenge!"

Sad wind: "Hehe......"

"Take revenge, I'm not afraid!"

Sad Wind said to Yasuo with a stubborn face.

When Sad Wind finished speaking, he sent Yasuo an exclusive red envelope.

Yasuo: "Well, let's forget about this matter, after all, I, Yasuo, am not a person without righteousness!"

Yasuo said to the sad wind.

Sad Wind: "Hmph, I'm not a person who is afraid of things!"

Sad Wind and Yasuo looked at each other and smiled, everything was in the red envelope......

Sun Wukong: "Then all this is decided?"

Sun Wukong asked everyone in the group chat.

Lord of Honkai: "You just asked me to help you block the Buddha?"

Zhang Yuan asked Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: "Hmm......"

"Group leader, what's wrong, you won't be able to beat Rulai, right?"

Sun Wukong asked Zhang Yuan with some nervousness.

Lord of Honkai: "Joke, a Buddha, I can't stop it?"

"But you have to add money!"

Zhang Yuan said to Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: "......"

"You profiteer!"

Sun Wukong scolded Zhang Yuan.

Lord of Honkai: "Now the price has risen again!"

Sun Wukong: "Ahem!"

"Don't worry about the group leader, I just drank too much, and you didn't hear anything!"

Sun Wukong: "Everything is up to the leader." ”

Sun Wukong said to Zhang Yuan with a serious face.

Lord of Honkai: "Hmm!"

......

Journey to the West, Pan Taoyuan.

Sun Wukong was lying on top of a peach tree, munching on peaches, and then suddenly seven fairies walked in outside.

After these fairies came into the peach orchard, they looked east and west, and soon found that there were no big peaches in this peach orchard?

It's all small peaches that aren't fully ripe......

"Sisters, let's take a look inside!":

A fairy dressed in red said to all the fairies: "Otherwise, when the time comes, the fairy peaches that we will pick and go back will not be ripe, and we will definitely be scolded by the queen mother!"

"Okay sister......"

The Seven Fairies said and began to walk into the depths of the peach orchard.

And Sun Wukong naturally discovered them.

"Who are you?"

Sun Wukong asked the Seven Fairies.

"We are ordered by the Queen Mother to pick peaches!"

The seven fairies glanced at Sun Wukong and said to Sun Wukong.

Monkey King: "Oh?"

"Peach Extravaganza?"

"Then let me ask you, has this peach event ever invited the Monkey King?"

Sun Wukong asked the Seven Fairies.

Seven Fairies: "??"

"Monkey King?"

"Monkey King?"

Sun Wukong nodded: "Yes, Monkey King!"

"No, Monkey King, I haven't heard or said it!"

The seven fairies said to Sun Wukong in unison.

"Okay, it's okay, let's go first!"

Sun Wukong glanced at the Seven Fairies and said to the Seven Fairies.

"Sisters, we've almost picked this peach, so let's go?"

The fairy in red looked at the crazy monkey and asked all the fairies.

"Let's go!"

A few fairies had just floated into the sky, and Sun Wukong shouted to a few people: "Fixed!"

The Seven Fairies were instantly frozen in the air, motionless.

Sun Wukong: "Alas, I didn't expect it to be like this!"

Sun Wukong sighed.

Just now, Sun Wukong was still thinking that as long as he invited himself to this peach event, he would definitely not make trouble in the Heavenly Palace.

But who would have thought that this peach event really didn't invite themselves!

Since this is the case, Sun Wukong naturally will not choose to stay!

If you are unkind, you cannot blame me for being unjust!

Of course, this is Sun Wukong's own idea.

The real situation is actually that Sun Wukong stole the delicious food from the boss's house, and then teased the guests without saying anything, and finally smashed the boss's company......

Although this behavior is very bad, no one in the group chat has stopped it......

After all, what are the consequences, the people in the group have already told Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong still insists on this, and everyone can only let it go.

Besides, if Sun Wukong doesn't make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, how can the peach in the group chat come......

The reality is often so cruel.

Sun Wukong: "Now you don't have to help me first, when the Buddha comes, you will help me then!"

Sun Wukong said to the people in the group chat.

Lord of Honkai: "This monkey is quite fine!"

"I still know that I won't help him now!"

"Otherwise, the monkey's eyes will be gone......"

The reason why Sun Wukong didn't let the people in the group help him now was because he was afraid that after the people in the group helped him, he wouldn't be able to practice his eyes!

You know, this is Sun Wukong's famous move!

......

"Spread all the armies out of me!"

At this time, Wang Mang sat in his seat and said to everyone.

Wang Mang had already plotted to usurp the throne and became the king of the world.

"Spread all the armies?"

"So what if an enemy comes to attack?"

A minister asked Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "If I say scatter, scatter!"

Wang Mang snorted coldly, if he didn't disperse, he didn't know if the army would come to suppress the realm when the time came, but Wang Mang knew that he would definitely attract meteors from the sky and eat up all his army. 、

"Report ......"

"Say, what's the matter?"

Wang Mang glanced at the junior official and asked the junior official.

"King, we have found Liu Xiu's traces!"

At this time, a petty official said to Wang Mang.

Wang Mang: "......"

"Gather all the troops and prepare to hunt down Liu Xiu!"

Wang Mang took a deep breath, this Liu Xiu didn't come early or late, but he came out at this time, which is undoubtedly a difficult choice for Wang Mang.

But Wang Mang still decided to catch Liu Xiu first, after all, the current Wang Mang is not the original Wang Mang!

Wang Mang believes that he must be able to defeat Liu Xiu, Wang Mang wants Liu Xiu to know that the traverser is invincible!!